last one and i mean it this time

anonymous asked:

do you have any more balloon squad headcanons😩 i miss all five of my sons

nonnie I always have balloon squad headcanons I can’t believe I have 5 sons now and I love them all

  • despacito (the one without JB) is their current bop they actually really love it and even sana doesn’t mind it playing for four hours non stop
  • they facetime with yousef all the time because it is not the same when he is not there
  • i can’t believe nobody mention that the boys are ready ™ for the africa cup and with the boys i mean mikael, elias and adam (yousef and mutta don’t care much)
    • like mikael can act all high and mighty in this time because egypt is like really good all the time
    • and the last time elias and adam are bitter the last they (morroc) won was in like 1976
    • but even then they still go to the bakkoush house to watch all the matches
    • like sana even watches the final and when the morrocan team was playing
  • their groupchat name changes every five days which always leaves one of them confused
  • they have the best memes and i’m forever bitter we will never see it
  • they always talk of taking a trip together but they never plan it out so it never happens
  • the guys laughed for hours when they found sana gave yousef a red card
    • you shouldn’t have thrown grass in her face
    • really you stole her ball ????
    • wow how much did you piss her off you can’t be in the same house as her
    • yousef ,,, you have worse game than even 
  • elias misses yousef so much the other boys are bitter like this is special treatment bruh stop
  • the boys are always there for each other ????
    • yousef feels awkward at the bakkoushs lets film outside
    • elias acting stressed/strange let’s go and work out with him
    • adam being really silent and the boys go and try cheer him up
    • mikael is sad the boys watch bad movies with him
    • mutta is feeling insecure abt something get ready for a bunch a cuddles
    • they are so pure
  • they would die for each other but give them 25kr and they will pull the biggest prank on each other 
  • them fighting is rare but if they do it is so weird because sometimes elias saw something funny and he can’t show to the boys are fighting because they are all fighting and it is a sad time for everyone
    • when they make up it it is so dramatic like hugging in the rain dramatic 
    • bros i missed you
    • i missed you guys more
    • sana is so done with them
  • anyways they are the softest/nicest boys to ever exists

anonymous asked:

Hey! I'm a Chinese so I don't speak any Norwegian at all. But after watching Skam like hundreds times, I can catch some sentences now. I think I heard Elias said"wallah quran! En armlengde, jeg sverger, jeg brekker armen din" in the last part of Hei Briskeby video called spinner, Ramadan og. Only skamenglish translated that video, and they didn't translate that "keep one arm length with Sana ", so it means different. It really bothers me a few days. I just want to know if I heard it right. Thx!

Hey! Yes that’s right. It means “I swear on the Quran, keep an arm length distance or I’ll break your arm” :) good catch! It wasn’t easy to hear, even for me

“Did they really say ‘Ankh-Morpork, we have an orangutan’?” said the Dean.
“The Librarian must have got on board somehow,” said Ponder. “You know what he’s like for finding odd corners to sleep in. And that, I’m afraid, explains the weight and the air. Er… I have to tell you that I’m not sure that they have enough time or power to get back on to the Disc now.”
“What do you mean, you’re not sure?” said Lord Vetinari.
“Er… I mean I am sure, but, er, no one likes bad news all at once, sir.”

– on receiving bad news | Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero

One Last Time

Pairing: Barry Allen X Reader (eventual Barry Allen x Iris West…well okay sort of not really)

Summary: Barry Allen will do anything to save Iris West from dying even letting someone, who he believed he no longer had feelings for, make the ultimate sacrifice.

Warnings: Angst. Death.

A/N: Don’t own the song. It’s called ‘One Last Time’ by Elise Estrada. Also only used part of the song. I really don’t know where this came from but i do plan on rewriting it. Something about this is telling me it needs to be tweaked. Sorry it took so long to post, I’ve been catching up on Star Trek.

And it burns my heart that you don’t feel the flame
No, I just can’t make you love me
So hold me like you mean it
And I’ll pretend to feel it one last time

Y/N laid on the bed that she once shared with Barry Allen. The man she believed was the one for her. He was charming and sweet. And in the beginning of their relationship, he was the perfect gentleman with the exception of never being on time for any of their dates. But lately things had been changing for the both of them. Especially with their relationship. Y/N noticed how distant he was becoming with her. Spending more and more time at the West House than the apartment that they both shared. She wasn’t stupid at all. She was just naive to think that in her life someone would reciprocate the same feelings as her.

Slowly wiping the tears from her eyes, she got up from her side of the bed looking at the picture frame that sat on the nightstand. The smiles on the faces of the two people in the photo eliciting a frown on her face. She picked the picture frame up. Opening the back, she pulled the picture out and ripped the photo into pieces. Y/N looked at all the photos in the room and slowly began to pull all the pictures out of the frames. As she looked at Barry’s side of the bed, she looked at the photo on his nightstand and lifted the frame up. She was just about to pull it out of the frame when she heard his voice ask, “What are you doing, Y/N?”

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Get to Know Me tag

I was tagged by the lovely @pen-paper-and-foucault​ and tbh this was pretty fun!!

  • age - 20
  • birthday - 11th December
  • current time - 10:06am
  • drink you had last - tea
  • easiest person to talk to - my mum
  • favorite song - Slow Dancing in a Burning Room
  • grossest moment - there have been many #noshame
  • horror yes or horror no - oh god yes
  • killed somebody - … no?
  • love at first sight - it’s a superficial attraction, you can’t love someone without knowing them
  • middle name- Eleanor!
  • number of siblings - zero
  • one wish - I mean I wouldn’t turn down winning the lottery
  • a person you called last - Mum, always
  • a question you’re always asked - “what’s with the crutches??” 
  • reason to smile - looking at the lil honeybees on the lavender outside my bedroom window 🐝
  • time you woke up - 7:08 am
  • underwear color - black
  • vacation destination - like, ideal? Probably Barbados, or PNW America or New England or Canada or southern Italy or Sweden or…
  • worst habit - I look in the mirror a lot. Like not in a vain way, but in a dejected self-critical sort of way
  • x rays (have I had one) - there is not a part of my body that has not been exposed to radiation i s2g
  • your favorite food - I’m inclined to a good curry, or pasta, or rice.
  • zodiac sign - Sagittarius sun, Capricorn moon, Cancer rising. 

I tag: @delthenerd @timetogetafirst @study-blr @lupastudies @briellestudies @maryplethora @fiercelittlestars


“Hi, my name is Nicolette Fraiya from Suilia one, your leading nations news. I am here with Prince Octavian Khadroma on his wedding day. Good afternoon highness, thank you for meeting me, and congratulations on your marriage.” Nicolette spoke into the camera then turned to face Octavian.

“Thank you. Glad to be here.”

“So Prince, what direction do you want Suilia to head towards?”

“I want diversity. As you all know, there is very little diversity when it comes to our people, and I do not mean physical appearance. I mean in the the crafts, the politics, truly just anything.”

“Suilia is one of the most Prosperous regions in the universe, why change?”

“When things stay the same for two long things are bound to change. Nothing lasts forever, we should consistently change with the times and adjust to whatever curve balls come our way.”

“Well said.”

New Fic: Voting has ended

It’s that time again where I am writing a new fic. Hopefully this one gets more love than Lie (which I will still be writing)

This one is a model AU, but just like I did last time with Oxygen I need readers to vote for who it should be about.

The model is someone who likes to hides his feelings with one-night stands, partying, and being an overall asshole/fuckboy. (I’m always writing about fuckboys dammit)

So the three men I have in mind are:

Taeyong (14 votes)

Hansol (19 votes)

and Yuta (9 votes)

Please vote for who you think would fit best. It would mean a lot.

Voting ends tomorrow at 1:30 pm

anonymous033  asked:

One time per YEAR???

I mean, I haven’t really kept a record of my crushes/squishes/whatever-feelings… but yeah, about once a year for the last few years (including celebrity “crushes”):D why, is that unusual? How often do you get crushes/squishes/whatever? (This goes out to all of you, btw, which is why I’m replying publicly^^ how often do you get crushes?)

Discussion time:

So, a concept that I keep coming back to over the last several months of study and prayer and meditation is that the Torah should never be used as a weapon of self-harm. Meaning, that it is inappropriate and bad to use the Torah to justify physically harming yourself or psychologically damaging yourself.

Does anyone know if there is any textual support for this idea? Or is it just common sense? (Or, you know, a deeply held personal value of mine – that one’s religion should not be damaging to their health.)

To me, it just makes intuitive sense because it is my belief that G-d does not want us to suffer and takes no pleasure in people harming themselves in G-d’s name. Furthermore, it damages the person’s relationship with G-d, regardless of whether this self-harm is inflicted willingly and gladly, or reluctantly and/or by coercion. This is because in the former instance, the sufferer is inherently implying that G-d is sadistic and appreciates suffering for suffering’s sake in the name of G-d. And, in the latter instance, it more obviously breeds resent, anger, bitterness, and possibly even a complete rejection of G-d. Additionally, both things may occur if, after years of the former, the person slowly comes to hate the religious beliefs that have caused so much damage. So no matter how you look at it, it’s not going anywhere good.

But like I said – this is all philosophical/logic-based rather than textually based. I would be interested to know if anyone has ideas about either textual support for this idea or arguments against it.

anonymous asked:

hey jiho, i need some advice .. there is this guy im always having eye contact with whenever we are in the hallway. it might not have any meaning behind it, but i got curious. so i approached him today, telling him i wanted to get to know him. my nervousness took over, though, so i ran away. im so upset about it bc i finally had enough courage to talk to him, but screwed it up in the end. tomorrow's the last day of school. should i try it one more time, or have i messed it up completely already?

thats fucking cute lmfao try again im sure you made him curious. i know i would be…you already won by approaching him first btw, he should pay at the first date

anonymous asked:

You should write a fic about your last imagine with irons and hiddleston! I mean it! It's amazing! I would raed it

The Monday one?

Well, firstable, I’d love to but i’m not good at writing smut. Now, i could make it work without it possibly but here comes my second argument: I think i am done writing for a while.

It’s one of those short periods of time (I hope) in which a few ideas might come my way but don’t really move me or inspire me enough. So i wait until something does so i can write it. Something that i know will be good and will have a solid plot.

I don’t wike it. But that’s how i work, i guess.

Greetings! <3


trhmn  asked:

I have an ask for you,, I've been curious since I first followed you, whats the meaning behind your last url, tittiejesus??? I'm interested .

oKAY dude so a couple people have mentioned my old url so B-) story time. so my friend and i were bein fuckin idIOTs one time and i said “i love titty jesus from the band twelve onion airplanes 😍😍😍🍆💦😛😤” or SOME shit and . see . we thought titty jesus was Comedy Gold so later when i was making my tumblr i couldnt think of a url and so ,,tittiejesus was born. and that’s it. that’s just how the fuckin story goes


Anon said: i love ur fusion art!!!! if u have time/want to you should do a bakushima fusion

You’re not the only one that asked, but actually I already did draw it! It’s the first one I’ve drawn haha I felt like drawing it again tho, so here’s a doodled comic of the first time they fused accidentally ✌️

One year ago today, I dealt with the trauma of the Pulse massacre alone, in a foreign country, feeling for the first time how much people hated me, and reeling because this was not the first tragedy and it won’t be the last.  

Since then, my definition of pride has changed to encompass the cruel irony that 49 of us were slaughtered during Pride Month.

So here is what pride means to me now:

I’m so proud of us for turning grief into community, strength, and love, over and over again; I hate that we have to.

I’m so proud of us for finding each other across time and space, over and over again; I hate that we have to.

I’m so proud of us for waking up every morning and making it through another day of slurs and weird looks and jokes at our expense; I hate that we have to endure that.

We do this shit over and over and over again.  Every single day is the anniversary of something horrific and another day that we refuse to give up.

We exist in a world that says we should not, we love ourselves in a world that teaches us self-hate from the moment we are born, and that is the fiercest, bravest thing I can imagine.

This Pride Month, I could not be more proud.


all the times he surprised her and the one time he didn’t…

[For Gay Pride Month, Billboard asked numerous pop culture luminaries to write ‘love letters’ to the LGBTQ community. Below, Brendon Urie, frontman of Panic! at The Disco and star of Kinky Boots on Broadway, shares his.]

Love is beautiful. I know this because of my fans. They have shown me countless times what it means to accept someone for who they are. That is pure love. The last tour we just finished was the most inspiring I’ve ever been a part of.

During “Girls/Girls/Boys” fans would hold up brightly colored paper hearts against their phone lights to show their support of a community they may or may not have even been a part of. But this showed me that we ARE a part of the same community: Human beings.

I recently received a letter from one fan in particular named Vivian. She professed her gratitude for the concert and especially this incredible moment of love. It had given her the courage to be herself and admit to her parents who she felt she was. I can think of no greater gifts than love and acceptance.

So I want to say thank you. Thank you to all of you for being who you are. You’re beautiful and I love you. (x)

Batfam cleaning headcanons
  • Dick once accidentally sucked up Tim’s iPad charger with the vacuum. 
  • Damian once intentionally attacked Tim with the vacuum. They ended up having to cut his hair just to set him loose and Tim was not happy.
  • When told to clean his room, Jason would, without fail, stuff everything into the closet and drawers… only to be busted by Alfred. 
  • Cass tends to do the same thing at her place, but more because she genuinely thinks she’s cleaning? Alfred is appalled when he opens a closet door and Literally Everything pours out.
  • Damian and Tim once had a “Windex fight”. 
  • Dick is really bad for not pointing the nozzle in the right direction when dusting or cleaning, and has sprayed himself in the eye many, many times. 
  • Jason once mopped the kitchen and forgot to tell anyone… so Bruce came back from patrol and slipped, falling face-down on the floor. When confronted, Jason shrugged and said that if Bruce had let him go on patrol “this wouldn’t have been a problem”. 
  • There is an ongoing competition to see who can scare Damian while he’s cleaning and wearing his headphones the most. Dick is currently winning with 7 confirmed scares. 
  • Eight-year-old Dick being made to do the occasional chore (at the behest of Bruce, “to teach him the values of diligence and hard work”) and singing “It’s The Hard-knock Life” from Annie just to piss of Alfred and Bruce. It works. 
  • Dick fell out of a window once when he was cleaning one of the top floor windows. Tried to do it again because he claimed it was “good practice”. 
  • Steph is forbidden from cleaning or touching anything in Wayne Manor after breaking a rare, antique vase that cost $1.2 million. She’s allowed to sit on the couch though.
  • Babs definitely stress cleans. Like, everything in sight. Don’t leave your stuff out when Babs gets really stressed because she will probably throw it away.
  • Dick dances and sings while he cleans, which means it takes him much longer and gets on everyone’s nerves because it’s usually cheesy pop or 80′s tunes. 
  • Bruce once took it upon himself to clean his own shower and Alfred found him laying on the bathroom floor, barely conscious, a strong fume permeating the room:
  • Alfred: *coughing through the fumes* Master Bruce! What on earth is— is that fear toxin?! Laughing gas? 
  • Bruce: No… *weakly points to a spray container* I used too much… Cillit Bang…. 
  • Alfred: *slowly stands and leaves the room without another word*