maya and jon realise they’ve never seen damian smile and spend an entire week using their best attempts to get him to crack, after 100 failed attempts they give up only to walk into the batcave to the sound of damian chuckling as he teases cat alfred with a laser pointer
If you cope with their existence by imagining them as misunderstood or ‘a bit creepy’, to tone down the horrors of demonic possession then this is NOT the headcanon for you. Move along. Nothing to see here. You’ve been warned.
In honor of me finishing Persona 5 and planning on getting to work on Jamais Vu and streaming the Persona 5 fanfiction run, here are some things that are definitely a thing with me in regards to the characters:
No one on the team is straight.
Poly Phantoms is a thing.
Ryuuji has ADHD.
Ryuuji is too far into the closet that he’s found Narnia. (He’ll get better when he comes out, tho)
Protag has anxiety and does things to ease it (things like adjusting gloves a lot, plays with hair when answering, and so on)
Protag has cat-like fangs (because Protag was based off a cat and I thought let’s take it a step further since Ryuuji has sharp teeth so aaay teeth buddies)
Protag was a former gymnast and is very flexible. (adds more to the cat thing and explains the confidence in doing all those flips and so on)
Ann sees Shiho as more than just a friend. (I ain’t ignoring that “I love you” from Shiho to Ann in Rank 9)
Yusuke is nonbinary. (Usually goes by him/his pronouns since it’s what he’s used to, but otherwise, he doesn’t really have a preference)
Yusuke is autistic and so is Futaba.
Futaba and protag get along rather well because of anxiety issues.
Makoto is lowkey bi with a preference for girls.
Makoto drives the cat bus in Mementos after joining, no ifs, ands, or buts, she’s taking control of the wheel.
Makoto manages to money the team earns while out in Mementos or in Palaces. It’s absolute chaos when she isn’t around to monitor spending.
Morgana is prone to doing cat things, like following after laser pointers and getting affected by catnip.
Haru is trans. (it was a headcanon I had in mind before the game came out, which got SUPER validated when the Catherine DLC outfits were revealed and Haru ended up with Erica’s outfit)
Protag goes to Haru for tips on how to care for the plant in the attic. In their spare time, the two like to talk about gardening.
Sleepovers at Cafe Leblanc are a thing. Especially after a Palace heist. Soujiro pretends he minds, when he really doesn’t.
This is about all I have for now, but yeah, just something I thought I’d share, since I’ve had these on my mind for a while.
Genji’s 100% used a laser pointer on his dragon before. She’s like a cat/dog with it; just chasing that little red dot everywhere.
One day, Genji gets a funny thought while Hanzo is sitting on a chair reading. He points the laser pointer at Hanzo’s crotch and Sushi just dives. She tries to catch the red dot in her mouth but ends up causing Hanzo pain.
Genji is not allowed to have a laser pointer anymore.
*Me, paramour, his girlfriend, all sitting on the couch, maybe a little high, intently focused on conversation and playing with the cat with a laser pointer.*
Paramour: Everyone thinks polyamory is just crazy orgies all the time. I wish they could see this. I wish this image is the one I could beam into their head when I tell them I spent all evening with two of my partners and they assume we were all fucking.