larry made a funny

a very professional review of every song on made in the a.m.
  • hey angel: sounds like something they'd play during a scene in a movie where everybody's on acid. makes me wanna spin around in the rain and get really dizzy and fall over and stare at sky for 10 hours.
  • drag me down: literally i could take over the world after listening to this song. such a power jam. i'm STILL PUMPED.
  • perfect: when you're rich and hot and can do whatever you want but also clearly #sarcastic. lots of #shade.
  • infinity: feels like missing somebody, kind of nostalgic but mostly like a pit in your stomach.
  • end of the day: TWO GIRLS IN LOVE. taking a chance, being brave, holding your head high and going for it.
  • if i could fly: LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY DID YOU KNOW LOUIS AND HARRY HAVE BEEN IN LOVE FOR 5 YEARS L A R R Y. sounds like true love. there's a certainty there. it's beautiful.
  • long way down: feels like trying to turn your pain into something that looks prettier even though you know it never will be, staring out the window during a long car ride, remembering how to breathe.
  • never enough: when you're getting it and your friends are cheering you on in the background.
  • olivia: when you gotta crush on a super cute girl who likes puns and willy wonka. very pure. i gotta crush on olivia now.
  • what feeling: makes you want to be half of a power couple. chill but there's a punch there. feels like flirting.
  • love you goodbye: it's zouis. desperate, missing somebody when they haven't left yet, when hating somebody would be easier than loving them. louis owns it (he owns every song).
  • i want to write you a song: literally so soft. a lullaby. feels like getting tucked in and kisses on your cheek.
  • history: sounds like a song you'd sing around a campfire. simple and comforting. like a hug from your best friend.
  • temporary fix: GET IT NIALL
  • walking in the wind: feels like a pinky promise. makes you grateful. makes you remember every amazing thing that's ever happened. makes you miss somebody but with a smile. makes you feel content there's gonna be more , more, more.
  • wolves: it's supposed to be jealousy but it feels more like jumping on the bed and running around your neighborhood, being overly dramatic, falling over laughing.
  • a.m.: feels like late nights with your best friends, like driving with the window down, like inside jokes. platonic soulmates.

ot4 as things my siblings have said whilst watching cooking shows

harry: just because your bakesale sucked doesn’t mean you need to shit on my parade. my cookies are good vibes only.

liam: please only refer to me henceforth as the queen of puddings. the marie antoinette of melted butter, if you will.

louis: i’ve come to join in on the malicious hostilities, i’m bored. who are we excommunicating today?

niall: fuck you, and fuck your coconut water bullshit that no-one wants.

bonus:

zayn: they can’t have ugly people on tv which is why im famous and you’re never going to be.

“YO MI NAME IS LOUEH AND IM BRINGIN THE BEAT FASTA”

“MI BOYFRIEND SAYS IM THE NUMBER ONE BATE TO HIS MASTA”

“THATS ALL IV GOT PALS, FUCK NAUGHTY BOY, WESTSIDE, MAKE SOME NOISE”