larry is as real as this picture

Remember when harry kissed Louis’ picture and louis kissed harry’s doll during video diaries !!!!

Connecting the dots...

So on Tuesday, a blind item was written about Louis and Eleanor reuniting and signing a “new deal” in the process.

  • Priming the fandom at large: About about a month was spent on social media likes and follows and articles from about the minute the Douis break-up announcement hit until Sunday of this week (19 February 2017).
  • The blind item: On Tuesday (21 February), a blind item was published on our old friend Blind Gossip’s website. Yes, I know it’s a blind item. Yes, I know Blind Gossip lies out it’s ass 99% of the time. But this blind was written to specifically speak to larries. They framed it as a contract relationship (read: fake) and that it was a “GOOD thing” she was coming back, despite fan (read: larrie) reservations. Then they went on to say the person (Louis) was considering signing a new deal with this person (Eleanor). 
  • Sony Pictures: On Wedensday (22 February), Jojo was called to take pictures of Louis at the Sony offices in West London just hours before the Brits. She DMed an update account and said the pictures would not be published that day. Despite some indications Louis would attend the Brit Awards, he did not (and we all know the weird shit show that followed). 
  • The Reunited Article: To no one’s surprise, the article the pictures were published with was about a Louis/Eleanor reunion, thus implying Louis was in on the pictures and the content of the article. 

So, if we follow the very obvious crumb trail here, fans are meant to believe:

  1. Antis, Elounor Shippers, Ex-Larries, etc. - Eleanor and Louis are back together and God is real again and the larries will finally shut up! BABY + ELEANOR=LARRIE KRYPTONITE! 
  2. Larries - If we assume the blind item is correct, then maybe Louis did sign a new deal with Eleanor at Sony this week, and that means she’ll be around for a while. And we know that their public trips to Sony (Liam and Louis’ specifically) are often followed by dumb shit (Chiam baby, babygate). 

Basically, the trail is obvious. It emboldens the antis, but the blind, especially, was designed to speak to the “exhaustion” of the larries. We talk about it all the time. What’s the worst case scenario for some of us? 2 Louis stunts. The end of babygate but the return of Elounor doesn’t sit well with some of us, either. 

So it becomes a little easier to rationalize Louis wants to remain closeted, that he’s made this choice, that “we don’t know what’s going on behind the scenes,” and that part may be true. But the way this has been set up on a silver platter for everyone, twisted just the right way for each audience, made for public consumption since the beginning of time, is why we shouldn’t believe the bullshit, even when it’s been manufactured to speak directly to us as a subset of this narrative. 

I think Eleanor, at this point, is going to be around at least a couple of months, maybe a few more, and it’s important that we just don’t let the demons shout down the better angels in our brains, so to speak, and allow the exhaustion and confusion and the images we’re seeing break us. Because that’s what they’re designed to do. 

So just hold on. :)

anonymous asked:

not to offend you but do you only hate larries because you picture yourself with harry? and i scrolled through your page and it literally seems like you have this whole idea that you and harry are gonna end up together and i dont care about that but how come larries are delusional for thinking larry might be together but its totally normal for you to think that harry is gonna end up with you. sounds a bit homophobic if you ask me .

I really tried to ignore this, simply because I’m trying my absolute hardest not to give shits like you the attention you so desperately crave. But wow, I really, really could not ignore this one.

1. To insinuate that I only hate Larries because I picture myself is comical and completely delusional in the following ways:

  • I hate Larries because they stomp around with their big bad blogs and their screenshots from seven years ago, thinking that they can treat people like utter shit because they swear up and down Harry and Louis still wear certain colors because they’re closeted.
  • I hate Larries because they have accused a young mother of faking the pregnancy of her child, the birth of her child, and the existence of her child and have tortured her to no end about the subject. 
  • I hate Larries because they have invaded the privacy of the Tomlinson family (and any extensions thereof) and the Styles family (and any extensions thereof) innumerable times over the past seven years and have not felt one drop of remorse for it.
  • I hate Larries because they think they love Louis and Harry more than anyone in the fandom, when if they actually loved either one of them, they would leave them the fuck alone and not spread their malevolent propaganda whenever they saw fit. You have damn near ruined the lives of everyone associated to them. You have pushed people away from them. You have made them explain why their friend of a friend of a friend may be getting “LARRY IS REAL!” comments on their picture of a dinner they had in 2013. You have embarrassed them. You have made them apologize for something they want nothing to be apart of.
  • I hate Larries because well, fuck, how many times does Louis himself have to say that Larry isn’t real and it’s not okay for Larries to act the way they do. How. many. times? He’s not saying it because management told him to - he’s not saying it because he’s being forced into a contract he can’t get out of - he’s saying it because it’s not fucking real and it’s not fucking okay.
  • I hate Larries because of messages like this. Messages that insinuate that I’m homophobic for running a blog about Harry that has nothing to do with him ending up with Louis. You would love if I were homophobic, wouldn’t you? I have never, ever - not once - said anything remotely homophobic, and you can search my blog with a goddamn microscope. Which I’m sure you will, because you dedicate your life to blowing up the tiniest nuance and disgustingly spin it into your own alternative truth. I think you’re getting too big for your britches there, babe. And no, didn’t “ask you” - nobody did. Why would we?

2. When have I ever - and I truly mean ever - said with any seriousness that I will end up with Harry? Unlike you, I am under no illusion about who Harry will end up with. I know he will not end up with me, and I have never been shy about saying it. I will joke around, just like everyone else does on this site, about being with him. That’s the fun part of it all. Until, of course, trash bags like you come from whichever part of the internet you’ve crawled out from beneath to ruffle the feathers of the sane ones by insinuating we’re anything but.

3. And, not to offend you, but remove yourself from my blog. Immediately. You are a cretin and you need to fuck off.

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Those times when louis and harry would focus on each other than the cameras in front (7)

Things that are “creepy”: a couple matching their outfits

Things that apparently aren’t creepy: the ideas of a couple wearing t-shirts to send signals to larries, a couple using teddy bears to communicate with larries, larries fetishizing a gay couple they think is actually real, larries stalking Louis and Harry’s relatives and friends to find where they’re staying, larries going to the social media of children like Fizzy and Austin and harassing them, larries thinking having an opinion on someone’s sexuality is a totally okay thing to do, larries making up theories about Louis and Harry’s actual real lives, larries sending explicit fanart and edits to Louis and Harry’s family members, larries discussing things like “who tops” and what sexual things they think Louis and Harry have gotten up to, larries making posts analyzing Briana’s face to insist she’s gotten plastic surgery, and her body to insist she was never even pregnant, larries using harmful stereotypes to try and back up their theories about Louis and Harry being gay, larries erasing the sexualities and genders of non-larries and calling us all “cishet fans”, larries taking pictures of other people’s babies and comparing them to pictures of Freddie, larries posting the name of the adoption agency they thought Freddie came from, larries theorizing that literally any man in Briana’s life, including her stepfather, is the father of her baby, larries having post notifications for Briana and Eleanor so they can harass them in their comments section, larries creating in depth posts made up of almost entirely lies just to justify why they hate Briana, larries erasing anything Louis and Harry says that goes against their narrative, and larries creating blogs dedicated to proving why this fake relationship, that both people and their families and friends have all said is very much not real, is real.

anonymous asked:

You do realize the E is not a tattoo. Makes me sick that you think Louis and Elanor are a thing. They're not. She's just a beard.

You do realize that that Harry and Louis are not real? Like, I don’t know what else it’s gonna take for you guys to accept this? If it were, Harry would’ve been there for Louis when his mom was sick instead of recording his album because you know that’s what real boyfriends would do. If they were together, Louis would’ve been there for Harry for SNL and when his single dropped because good supportive boyfriends would do that. Instead, Louis was with Eleanor, a person he wants to be with. Harry’s doing what he wants to do. Not everything these men do is connected, in fact most things they’re doing now has NOTHING to do with each other lately.

Makes me sick to think that you are forcing your hyped up fake ideals of Harry and Louis on not only them but also their loved ones for YEARS now because you want to believe Larry is real. It’s not. It’s just not. It makes me sick how many people like you have harassed and sent death threats to people in the boys’ lives. Makes me sick that you say that you support Louis and Harry but rip apart the people in their lives and everything else they do unless it might somehow possibly be maybe be related to Larry, if you theorize it is and squint your eyes enough to morph it into something you want.

You all say that Louis and Harry are puppets and on strings, with no choice in any aspect of their lives and are motivated by greed. Why, in a fandom that is primarily on the LGBT+ spectrum and all the fans basically support LGBT+ people, would evil management try to cover a secret relationship? Why do you think Louis, who has always been apologetically himself and states his feelings on everything, would agree to hide his sexuality, just for money? Why do you think Harry, who has grown leaps and bounds in self confidence over the years and publicly supports LGBT+, would allow a management team to suppress who he is?

You all think the fandom is 12 year old girls, and you’re not better then the clueless society. Most of us are late teenagers to mid twenties-WE’RE BUYING THEIR ALBUMS! NOT PARENTS! If Larry was real and came out, sales wouldn’t deplete like you all think. There’s no real reasons Larry would be covered up if it was real.

Now let’s look at the facts:

Louis’ said he’s straight in the past. He’s dated women publicly. Even his mum’s private wedding pictures showed him with Eleanor, smiling and happily together. Where there any of Larry on Jay’s computer??? Hmm, nope-not one ;/ Louis was with Eleanor for nearly 4 YEARS! What person would agree to suppress who they just for a paycheck? He wanted to be with Eleanor, and Hannah before her and Briana and Danielle. He’s back with Eleanor now because HE WANTS TO BE because he must feel like that’s a good WOMAN! Eleanor’s not a beard, sorry hun. She cares for Louis and Louis wants to go out with her and hold her hand. He’s defended her several times in the past and has even physically pulled off someone who was attacking her recently. If Eleanor was a beard hindering Louis from being with his true love Harry, why did he decide to go back with her?

Harry just did an interview where he literally said this album is about a woman. He talked about dating Taylor Swift. Harry said in the interview that he was being honest with the interviewer. He’s never publicly stated his sexuality but one must assume that because he’s dated women in the past he likes women to a certain degree? Plus Harry has a new team now managing him, and Columbia records has been praised for DECADES as being a wonderful label to work for. Harry has had opportunities for two years now to come out, he hasn’t. In fact, he spent New Year’s Eve on a yacht getting cuddly with another woman, not Louis.

Zayn left 1D and said there was no private relationships in the band and that those rumors of Larry being real hurts the boys. AGAIN! He wasn’t under the evil grips of Modest! at this point.

Liam said in Attitude mag that Larry isn’t real and it’s a cult full of conspiracies.

Louis’ denied it several times.

You just wanna believe yourself and your ideas more then the words and the actions of an idol you “love”

You just want that ‘E’ to be an ‘H’ so bad but it’s not, it’s just not. I wish you guys will just accept this and move on. You have a life, go out and do something with it instead of marking trying to convince me that Larry’s real because you think Eleanor’s a beard.

Louis wants to be with Eleanor, is a dad and doing his own solo work. Harry’s going solo and doing amazing with his life. You should accept these truths and be happy. If you can’t,move on and try to take back the time you’ve wasted trying to convince others and yourself Larry is real

the1directioner  asked:

How do you know / why do you think that Liam is gay and closeted? He seems so happy with Cheryl - much happier than Louis seems with Eleanor. I ship Ziam/Niam but not romantically because I don't see Liam, Zayn, or Niall as being gay. Larry, however, I believe is real.

First of all, I’m going to say that the way a celebrity “looks” is never a good indicator of anything.  Part of the job of a celebrity is to project a certain image, so anytime you see them in public, especially at work events or times when there are pap pictures or pictures with fans taken, you have to assume they may be projecting a certain image.

I intended to answer this privately like I usually do for asks that are off anon.  I hope you’re ok with me answering publicly instead.  I had to save a draft because it was so long and I forgot that takes away the option to answer privately.  I know it’s long, but do me the favor of reading the whole thing and looking at all the resources linked before you ask me any other questions about this topic.

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