larry humor

Here we can see the causal ‘Louis and me aren’t toghether and larry is not real but if you touch my boy you will die’ look that Harry gives to the interviewer in this gif.

It’s something very strange, unusual, and weird. Obiously, Harry isn’t jealous bc u cant be jealous of ur best friend. (Actualy more know as ‘ur worst enemy’, bc Harry and Louis hates each other bc of all these awful larries).

Jealous? What’s that thing?

Just two friends.

No homo.

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Of course…

Does anyone wanna be internet friends?

I’m desperate, I’m lonely and I just want an internet friend who I can talk to and discuss things with, rant about life, and share music with ect. And they can do the same. If this sounds somewhat appealing message me.

anonymous asked:

can you recommend me any funny fics, like ones that involve alot of commedy

Hello love! I’ve got a rec for humorous fics already, but here’s some more for you: 

Like Master, Like Pet by orphan_account:

Summary: In which Louis’s cat apparently wants to date Harry’s frog, intense studying of eyebrows is a thing, pillows can turn into flamingos, and a lot of really lame-ass jokes are made.

The Hell in Hello by CalamityK:

Summary: “You said that out loud you know.” Satan says. “And you should probably call me Louis.”

Or the one where Harry answers a craigslist ad and ends up in Hell.

cook for me (if you can handle me) by yoursongonmyheart:

Summary: louis tomlinson, much to his own despair, gets thrown into a four week cooking class taught by culinary student harry styles. pair that with his classmates zayn and niall who may or may not know his roommate liam, and you’ve got a recipe for fun.

aka, a wildly self-indulgent crack fic.

I Can Be Your Hero Baby (Just Let Me Get My Sword) by CalamityK:

Summary: “Musketeer?!” the man snorts, ignoring his hand, “Yeah right, you’re a Musketeer and I have a fat bottom!”

Harry observes the man’s body, letting his hand drop, and decides that he has a very nice bottom indeed, “Your backside is not in the least lacking, this is true.”

Or that AU where Louis is a private investigator with London’s biggest crime boss out for his head, and Harry is the Musketeer he accidentally calls through time to save him.

Fate’s A Bitch Really (Yes) by CalamityK:

Summary: Louis is twenty-three now, and painfully aware that “Yes.” Is quite a common response when first meeting someone.

or that soulmate au where everyone has the first words their soulmate is supposed to say to them tattooed on their body

fall into my arms instead by eversincewefellapart:

Summary: AU. Louis’ not a princess but he is the love of Harry’s life, and Harry’s not a prince but he is a frog.

come on jump out at me by yoursongonmyheart:

Summary: “you know, i offered for you to fake out me, but, i don’t know anything about you other than you being my biggest celebrity crush probably since posh spice.”

louis almost chokes on his chicken, “jesus christ,” he sputters.

harry takes a swig of his beer with a smirk. “i was very disappointed when you didn’t say i was your celebrity crush after you came out.”

louis almost cries. “you know i did plan on it. then i ran into you narrating taking a piss and talking about my ass and i thought ‘wow this kid does talk some shit’ and decided against it.”

harry barks out a laugh, his ears tinged red. he takes a bite of his pizza. “i suppose i do have no filter while high.”

louis rolls his eyes, “bit of an understatement, mate.”

harry giggles, “whatever pal,” louis screams internally.

Or, the one where actor louis tomlinson and one direction superstar harry styles try to fake a sex tape to help harry get out of the closet and they both get more than they bargained for.

kiss me on the mouth (and set me free) by tempolarriefics:

Summary: Harry, being his endlessly patient self, asks with a wry smile, “And who am I going to spontaneously marry for financial aid?”

He clearly intends for it to be a rhetorical question, for it to shoot down Louis’ ridiculous marriage idea. But Louis answers easily, “Me. You’ll marry me.“

aka the not-so fake marriage AU in which Harry and Louis get married to keep Harry from dropping out of uni (and if they discover that they’re in love along the way, well, that’s neither here nor there).

the frost covers all by ihavetoomuchfreetime:

Summary: “What about ‘pookie’? ‘Sweetipie’? ‘Sugarpie honeybun’?” Harry suggests, with a grin. “They’re couple-y, right?.”

“You might as well call me ‘clogged arteries’ or ‘diabetes’,” Louis says, deadpan. 

au; harry and louis are pretend boyfriends with pretend feelings, but then it’s not pretend anymore. feelings ensue.

or a friends-to-lovers/fake relationship when harry needs a boyfriend for a family thing, and louis obliges.

Ache To Know The Song He Sung by onlyhuman:

Summary: Ogling hot men is a part of his job that Louis thoroughly enjoys. That is, if the ogling hadn’t been reduced to a bare minimum the second DJ Harry Styles set foot into Funky Payno and ruined every other man for Louis, ever.

Or: Louis is a bartender and Harry is a DJ in a club in Barcelona. All they really need to do is get their shit together. Of course, that’s not what happens.

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tacos christmas and babies oh my!
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: One Direction (Band)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson
Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Gemma Styles, Anne Cox, Jay Tomlinson, Lottie Tomlinson, Fizzy, The Twins, Michelle Ganatra, Nick Grimshaw
Additional Tags: Pregnancy, Nipple Play, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Anal Sex, Pregnant Louis, Daddy Kink, Funny, Fluff, Angst, not rlly but if u squint its there, i swear this wasnt sponsored by mcdonalds or taco bell, Christmas, i think this is it but comment if i missed anything!
Series: Part 2 of im pregnant harry dammit
Summary:

“Um, I threw up. And I want tacos. And McDonalds fries. And ice cream. Please?” Louis begged, tugging at Harry’s shoulder.

“You threw up?” He grumbled back, not moving from his spot. Yeah he was concerned but he was also tired as hell.

“You’re missing the point, I need the keys.”

basically this is what i think would happen if this was an A/B/O world and Harry Styles got his omega bf Louis Tomlinson pregnant

Can we please appreciate this moment?

The boys did yesterday a WMYB parody (Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNWYhpcNhNY&feature=youtu.be )

And I just can’t stop laughing because THIS:


Liam sang “And he (Harry) likes women of a certain age”*

Louis’ reaction:

Harry’s reaction:

Larries: