Larries are literally Louis’ worst enemy. Nobody else - no tabloid, no ‘fan’, no music snob, no random hater, no Daily Mail hate-commentator - portrays Louis’ life in a more twisted, hateful, mean, unforgiving way than Larries. They should all go work for Murdoch.
Billy Bragg (an English singer-songwriter - listen to his song about The Sun. I also like to think about the fact that Sexuality was a hit the year Louis was born) has just posted this about David Bowie and Alan Rickman:
And I just wanted to share it, because it is one of the reasons that I find One Direction so fascinating. In Britain, entertainment - both music and acting - have been jobs for working-class people. Even more so queer young working-class men. All those Comedians in the Bears’ frames - they were all working-class men - and they followed quite traditional paths into a world where they could be queer.
Those paths have been closing down since the 1980s - economic restructuring combined with technological changes mean that it’s much, much harder for working-class kids to get jobs in the arts anymore. The pathways in that Frankie Lamarr, Larry Grayson, David Bowie and Alan Rickman took are either closed, or require money and connections that they never used to require.
That’s the context that One Direction exists in - and it shapes them and the way they are seen in so many ways. And I know I’ve said a lot about that before. I guess what I want to say today, is that the situation they’re in, the lack of power they have. The fact that these kids felt like it was X-factor mega-stardom or nothing and therefore they had to accept being controlled to this incredible degree - that didn’t just happen. Huge social changes took places in the 1980s and 1990s (and are still happening today) - government policy was specifically aimed at cutting off the options and limiting the resources that people like Niall, Zayn, Liam, Louis and Harry would have access to.
“It’s worth it anyway,” says Harry, looking into Louis’s eyes. He’s untucked his hair from behind his ear, and it falls down in silky strands to obscure his face. He looks so painfully young, even after everything. Louis’s strong, strong boy. “Just for the two of us. We get to be selfish for a little while.”
it’s christmas. in between snowman building, tree shopping, and ill-advised skating on a frozen lake, louis and harry get ready to take the most important step of their lives.
╮(─▽─)╭ so this follow forever means i reached 5000 followers! ╮(─▽─)╭ and i am very grateful for every single one of you guys you’re so cute and smol ily all almost as much as i love watching porn on weekdays (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
along with your very special spot on this beautiful post you will also get a friendship bracelet which i made myself (expect it to arrive sometime soon) and i will send you a portrait of me (drawn by me) for you to put up wherever you want to (preferable somewhere everyone can see it ofc)
edit credit goes to me because that’s how awesome i am *sunglasses emoji*
i personally think 5k is a big milestone so that’s why there’s so may people in this follow forever this time. i pick these people by going through my list of followers and adding anyone who i feel has a good blog, is a good and active follower of mine, stands out to me, or is a good friend of mine!
BASICALLY; i scroll through my followers, i see a url that i recognize or that somehow makes me remember them or even unconsciously just pay attention to them (so technically you could’ve followed me last week and i just happen to remember your url and my mind thinks it’s meaningful and a special follower even tho it could be any random person i don’t even know) so there’s really no system except me leaving it to my mind.. and that’s why i might miss people who are important and i might’ve added people who rn are wondering why the hell they are on here.. (´ー｀) sowwy!
if you’re not in here and you’re sad about it, you should know that i choose from almost 4000 blogs, and even tho it’s a big one it’s only natural for me to skip a lot of blogs that my mind doesn’t realize should be on here! i know that i have forgotten people, most likely if you’ve recently changed your url or even icon, or not been very active in association with me recently! if you want to be in my next follow forever you should make me see you and notice you; be an active follower so that i see you in my notifications, come talk to me and be my friend (pls) and just be an awesome blog with HQ posts cuz that’s what turns me on rawr!
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IS SPECIAL TO ME I LOVE YOU (づ￣ ³￣)づ
I just reached 1.5k and I thought I should finally make one of these to thank all my lovely followers/following.
@thecreationofimagination my first follower, friend irl, thank you for introducing me to the depths of tumblr I will never forgive you for this
@kutbitcharry my favourite, you need to use tumblr more, I love you so much and we have to meet asap, I’m going to send you your package soon and lets skype next weekend?
@wolvessecret my sexy friend, that I should have met by now but I haven’t. I love you baby, talk to me more, lets skype in the holidays
@imthinkinoutloud We haven’t talked for a while but I hope we can soon! I see all your marvel/stucky posts on my dash
@larryflippedthebird It was wild to look after your blog and I hope we can meet someday, we’re so close !! you’re turning into a marvel blog too !!!
@hot-damn-louis my friend :), we finally added each other on snapchat. We should definitely chat more xx I love your blog !!
@indiebanding @invinciblelarry @louiscompass @gotsoemoifellapart the larries group that I’m so glad I created and made friends with you all. It’s always great to have friends that you can rely on and are always up for larry analysis and discussion. We should skype !!
Follow them ^^^ they are amazing xx
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I wish I could talk to all of you, you all have amazing blogs and you can always talk to me 😈 It’s mostly mutuals but also nonmutuals that I’m in love with 😛 If I didn’t include you I’m so sorry, forgive me 😭 feel free to kick my ass
I don't know all the details so I'm asking: What was the receipt blog?
When Freddie was born there was a freak out in camp Larrie, so some of the Big Larries got together and created a blog called Larry Stylinson Receipts (or something like that) where people could send in anonymous stories claiming to be witnesses about various Larrie things to prove Larry was real and reassure their followers.
It was mainly anon stories about Louis feeding Harry food in restaurants.
Some of the Big Larries tried to post “big” things they’d been sitting on for years - one of which was supposed to be a photo of Louis on Harry’s motorbike with his helmet and shirt, except when they posted this photo it was very clearly not Louis at all.
The Big Larries behind this were intent to go all the way to get proof. Some of them who were in LA stalked both Louis and Harry while there and found out that when Harry was in LA he would spend almost all his time at Jeff Azoff’s house and never anywhere where Louis was or in any supposed secret Larrie love nest. Others stalked Louis and saw him consistently going to Calabasas after Freddie was born, where Briana and Freddie were living.
Even knowing this these Larries then proceeded to “hack” or somehow sneak their way into the facebooks of Oli and one of his other friends to find clues Larrie was real, instead they found a conversation on their walls from months back about Freddie and Briana, proving Freddie was real and that this was a real thing in their lives.
In all this incredibly horrible invasive stalking and “hacking” they found nothing that indicated even on a small scale that Louis and Harry were together. NOTHING.
These Big Larries finally accepted that Freddie was real and this wasn’t a scam on this basis and because of that what had happened leaked out into the fandom. So the other Big Larries freaked out about them, started “exposing” them on their blogs, started referring to them as Antis and claimed they’d never really been Larries to begin with because they just wanted to fuck Louis/Harry etc.
These former Big Larries shut down their Receipts blog and some of them deleted their own blogs. Before they did so they called out the other Big Larries for being a group of bullies, and urged their followers to never believe anything they ever say because they know nothing.
And of course now when you see Big Larries claim that Antis are hackers/stalkers what they’re normally referring to are these events. Because Big Larries love to lie and manipulate so much they want to pretend these former Big Larries were Antis the whole time.
[ This is my first time writing a Larry oneshots. Feedback is greatly appreciated! :)) ]
“You are over reacting!” “Dont touch me!” “El, please let me explain!”
“You shouldnt be eavesdropping” i heard someone whisper making me jump a little. I turn around to see it was Liam. ‘Asshole’ i mouth to him. “Says the guy thats eavesdropping” he said smiling. I sigh as i followed him to the living room. “She really is overreacting” i commented as i sat down beside Niall. “i would also flip if i was her” Zayn said,not taking his eyes off the tv. “Well,you are not her. You have a dick not a pussy! Shut up” i said as i threw a pillow in his direction. Liam who was sitting beside him caught it, “Stop being so bitchy!” Zayn said, “ you are the reason they are fighting” “shut up!” Liam hiss.
Seconds later,Eleanor walk out of Louis bedroom. Walking out the front door before rolling her eyes at me and slamming the door. “Bitchy” i mumble under my breath,Niall heard it and laugh. A crash startled us. “It sounded like it came from Lou’s bedroom” Liam said. “I’ll go check” I said as I quickly got up. “Well,keep your hands and mouth to yourself!” Zayn said laughing. “Fuck you!” “Wouldn’t you want to?” I ignore his comment and made my way to Louis’s room.
“Lou?” I called out as I poke my head into the room. “Get out styles!” I walk into the room and saw him sitting on the edge of his bed,his head in his hands. My eyes shift from the him to the pieces of broken glass on the floor. “Lou,what happen?”
“Just leave me alone,Styles!” “No,dude your hand is bleeding!” Harry said as he took my hand. He examine it for a while and before leaving the room to take the first aid box. I look at my knuckles and realize it was bleeding. I didn’t realize I had hit the mirror that hard that it broke.
Harry came back a few minutes later with the first aid box. He took my hand and very gentle started to apply some cream on in and bandage it. He look beautiful. His face full of concentration as he wrap the bandage around my hand. His hand in my,it felt nice. It send shivers down my spine. It was like when I was with Eleanor,this was different,it was better.
“So what happen?” he asked. I raised my eyebrow in confusion. “you and el?” “We broke up” Harry kept quiet. We were both silent for a few minutes. it was an awkward silent,it was just silent. “I’m sorry” he finally said. “It wasn’t your fault. It was mine too” I said, “Thanks but I think you should sign it” harry look at me confuse. I laugh and wave my bandage hand at him. He giggle as he search for a pen.
I got a pen and sign his bandage hand. 'Dr Styles’ I said as I added a smiley face to my signature. Louis laugh. I watch as he threw his head back and laugh. His laughter filled my ears. I have heard his laughter so many times but why was it different this time. It was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. I shake my head to get those thought out. “What?” he asked. “Nothing” I replied looking down on the broken glass. “We should talk about it” he said his voice so low I almost didn’t hear him. I cleared my throat and cough awkwardly. “I know it’s awkward and weird but we have to talk about it. About this. About us” he said as he gestures to us. “Us?” “Yes,Hazza, us, you and me” i smile when he said that. “Stop smiling,you look ridiculous!” “Thats not what you said last night!” louis blush at my comment. I couldnt help but smirk. "i was drunk!“
Last night (No one POV)
The boys decide to go clubbing after spending the whole day in the studio. They arrive at the club around 11.30pm and by 12.15pm they were drunk. They couldn’t remember exactly what happen in the club but they left around 2am. Louis and Harry were walking or trying to walk down the streets,the city light shining down on them. "I love your smile” Louis suddenly said. Harry giggle at the compliment. “I love you butt,boo bear!” he said squeezing Lou butt. “Don’t call me boo bear!” “Boo bear! Boo bear! Boo bear!” Harry stared shouting. “Boo!!” Louis shouted as he playfully push Harry against the wall. Both the boys laugh. They finally come down after a few seconds. Louis finally realize how close they were when he look up and was met by a pair of green eyes. It was so beautiful, he instantly lit up. They were so close, their nose almost touch. Harry lean forward a little bit and gave Louis an Eskimo kiss making the older boy giggle like he was a ten year old girl. Louis then lean in further and their lips for the first time. One thing led to another and the next thing they knew,they were up against the wall,body so close. Louis had his one hand tangle in the younger boy’s curls,the other on his waist while Harry had his hand down Louis pants. The street was silent the only thing that could be heard was the moans,full of pleasure, escaping both their mouths.
I shift slightly as I thought about last night. I was drunk no doubt but it felt nice,really nice. If I could I would do it again. “Ermm.. Lou?” harry’s voice send me back to reality. I turn to look at him,his face red. “What?” I asked. He didn’t say anything,he just shifted his gaze from my face to my pants. I look down, “Holy shit!” i quickly got up,to go the the bathroom. I could literally die of embarrassment. I felt a pair of hands stop me. “Were you thinking about last night?” he asked. “I don’t really wanna talk about it Harry” I said. Harry mumble something but I couldn’t here what it was. The next thing I knew,his lips were against mine. I parted my lips slightly as he slip his tongue in my mouth. This is good and I’m not drunk! I felt fireworks and I knew he felt it to as I could feel him smile. I pulled away for a second,“ I love you” I said and pulled him back,kissing him passionate. I didn’t say the words out of lust or in the heat of the moment. It was what I really felt,no I don’t love him as a bestfriend,it was more than that. Harry kissed the side of my lips slowly planting kissed from my jaw to my neck and whispers, “I love you too,Tommo”
Me: I won’t be here tomorrow, so you will have a substitute.
Student 1: Why won’t you be here?
Student 2: Because Perfect comes out tonight she’s going to party.
Me: Um no actually I’m going to Disney World.
Student 1: You are the weirdest adult ever. Thats why you are our favorite though.
Student 2: You are going all the way to Disney to celebrate a Larry song?
Me: Uh I didn’t say anything about Larry.
Student 2: You aren’t as sneaky as you think.
Me: Uh okay. Fair enough.