larry dirty

If this doesn’t make you sob in 48 different languages I don’t know what will

I don’t think parents fully understand how important it is to be like 8 hours early to a concert

2 reasons why I don't want 1d to go solo

1. I feel like they are better as a group
2. That shit will be so expensive

Imagine if…
You were at a 1D concert and Harry saw you in the crowd and become sexual on stage to catch your attention. 


“What about our faces?”
“I will blur our faces.”
“Our voices?”
“Who will recognize you by your groans, Larry?”
“Good point. Our birthmarks?”

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