larry dirty

If this doesn’t make you sob in 48 different languages I don’t know what will

I don’t think parents fully understand how important it is to be like 8 hours early to a concert

2 reasons why I don't want 1d to go solo

1. I feel like they are better as a group
2. That shit will be so expensive

Imagine if…
You were at a 1D concert and Harry saw you in the crowd and become sexual on stage to catch your attention. 

3

“What about our faces?”
“I will blur our faces.”
“Our voices?”
“Who will recognize you by your groans, Larry?”
“Good point. Our birthmarks?”
“Makeup.”

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