larraine newman

  • Interviewer: What did you think of the three who were with you in those final rounds [for best SNL star]? It was you, Will Farrell, Eddie Murphy and Phil Hartman.
  • Bill Hader: No women. I don't know about that. There's some really funny women at SNL, man.
  • Interviewer: What woman would you put in there?
  • Bill Hader: Kristen Wiig, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Gilda Radner, Larraine Newman, Jan Hooks, Nora Dunn, Molly Shannon, Molly Shannon, Molly Shannon, Molly Shannon! I mean, come on! I don't know about that. That's very flattering. But yeah, there should be a woman in there somewhere.

When he’s doing Update, my heart stands still.

When he says that Franco’s still dead, I could die!

When he talks dirty on that phone, it’s like he’s talking to me.

I go to pieces when he sneezes in his tie! 

When he does Gerald Ford, you know I’m never bored.

He says, “No problem”, but I wish that he could see.

There is a problem, mine, because I want him so.

But if he takes me in his arms, there would be. 

Chevy! Chevy, I love when you fall down!

Each Saturday Night on my TV.

Oh, but Chevy, everytime you take that fall,

I wish you that you falling, falling for me.

I know this shouldn’t be said, I wish his girlfriend were dead.

Her tragic accidental death I scheme and plot!

So when in heaven we meet, I will be able to say 

Hi, I’m Mrs. Chevy Chase and you’re not!

Chevy! Chevy, I love when you fall down!

Each Saturday Night on my TV.

Oh, but Chevy, every time you take that fall

I wish that you were falling, falling for me. 

One day, he came into my dressing room. 

Do tell! 

He asked for a match, and I felt my heart swoon! 

Then what happened? 

The show began, he turned around to go, and said goodbye.

Oh no! 

I asked him to stay, I thought I would die! 

Look out! Look out! Look out! 

He crashed into a wall and there was nothing I could do about it. 

Chevy! Chevy, I love when you fall down!

Each Saturday night on my T.V. 

Oh, but Chevy, everytime you take that fall,

I wish that you were falling.

Falling for me!