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Easter HC’s

Happy Easter my loves!

(If you don’t celebrate Easter then… Happy Sunday!)

((And if you prefer the religious aspect of the holiday then…. um… Amen? IDK IM NOT RELIGIOUS IM SORRY))

I felt that, since we currently aren’t accepting requests, I would write a little HC with some Easter themes for you guys!

Okay enough talking, here you go my dudes <3 ~Admin 404

*YOOSUNG:

               -He wanted to do something a little different for Easter

               -Instead of the standard basket full of goodies, he wanted to have some fun! Play around! Go outside for once!

               -“It’s so nice outside… it’d be a shame if we didn’t enjoy it…. if we just sat in here…. doing nothing….” “Yoosung are you okay? Are you sick?”

               -He grabbed two spoons, a bucket with some unfilled water balloons, and your hand, dragging them all outside

               -You helped him fill up a bunch of water balloons, laughing when you realized they had little patterns on them like Easter eggs or little bunny faces

               -He announced the two of you were going to have a spoon and egg race, but with water balloons!  

               -But he gets really competitive? But it’s always really playful, never hurtful!

               -He’s knocked the spoon so the water balloon drops, or he bumps into you on “accident”

               -After his 7th win, he’s laughing at you and gloating that “Shooting Star” is the best Water balloon racer there ever was. He stopped laughing when you hit him in the face with a water balloon

               -The rest of the race turned into a water balloon fight. The both of you ended up completely soaked, running, and giggling like children. Once you were out of water balloons though, you two used the spoons as if they were swords and continued to run around like complete dorks

*ZEN:

               -“BABE WAKE UP I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU” “Zen it’s 6 in the morning this better be important or I’m killing you”

               -He has you get dressed, hands you a piece of paper, and shoves you out of the house?? This early in the morning?? He won’t unlock the door?? YOU’RE GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM

               -The piece of paper had a location on it and a memory he had written down on it- it was the coffee shop the two of you and Jaehee frequent. When you got there, the manager handed you a basket with a single plastic egg in it, and another piece of paper with- surprise- another location and memory associated with it

               -After a while, the scavenger hunt got harder and harder. He’d write down a memory and you’d have to start to figure out where to go next

               -At each place, you found a single plastic egg. Curiosity got the better of you and you opened a few of them

               -Inside were different puzzle pieces? He put together a scavenger hunt for puzzle pieces? What kind of moNSTER

               -The last clue sent you home where he sat at the living room table, waiting for you

               -He helped you put the puzzle pieces together, the pieces revealed the picture you were putting together was your favourite photo of the two of you, with “I love you” scribbled in his handwriting in the corner

               -You absolutely loved it and couldn’t stop smiling at how dramatic and over the top he was with it, but it was still super cute! But there was a puzzle piece missing? You turned to ask him about it and you found him holding up a plastic egg covered in glitter. You opened it to find not only the last piece, which was a picture of a heart, but also a ring.

               -He turned a nice shade of pink but had the brightest smile when he saw your eyes light up. The whole day was amazing, fun, and just absolutely beautiful. You loved all of it, and especially him, there was no way you could say no

*JAEHEE:

               -She woke up that Sunday to find your shared living room covered in hand-made paper decorations, coloured construction paper scattered across the floor, a basket full of goodies she couldn’t quite make out, and you standing in the center of the chaos with a large smile on your face

               -“MC, do you care to explain what all of….this… is?” She asked, side-eyeing the large paper rabbit you’ve hung against the bookshelf

               -“It’s all part of a game! It’s the Bunny Hop game! We pick these coloured cards, and move to that colour, sort of like Candyland!”

               -You gestured over to the basket sitting at the end of the “board”, and gave her the brightest grin you could

               -“Winner gets the basket of goodies!!! Okay okay, come over here!! Hurry, hurry!”

               -She laughed at your enthusiasm and joined you at the start, taking turns moving across the “board” from colour to colour

               -THIS GAME WAS A LOT LARGER THAN SHE ORGINALLY THOUGHT? IT WRAPPED AROUND THE KITCHEN, THE STUDY, EVEN OUTSIDE???? MC HOW EARLY DID YOU WAKE UP TO SET THIS ALL UP?

               -At the end of it all, she finally realized that you had rigged it so she would win. The basket was full of some of her favourite coffee beans, a bunch of caramel chocolates, some rare Zen merchandise, and a gift card for her favourite book store

               -She had no words?? You literally set this game up just for her to win? This is the sweetest thing anyone’s done for her in a long time

               -The two of you shared her chocolates throughout the rest of the day as she’s cuddled against you. As a thank you for the day, she cooks one of your favourite meals for dinner. she also makes you play the bunny hop game a few more times because?? Its cute and fun and she just wants to enjoy it let her have this

*JUMIN:

               -On Easter, you wake up to a basket full of goodies, correct?

               -When you live with Jumin, you wake up to like 5 different baskets

               -There’s even a basket for Elizabeth omg what a cutie

               -EACH BASKET HAS THEMES!!!

               -A few are full of items pertaining to your favourite interests/hobbies, another is dedicated to candies and chocolate, and the largest was by far the one he was most excited about

               -It held a beautiful outfit, dazzling accessories, and even some shoes??

               -He was grinning from ear to ear when you turned to ask him about it and he held out some tickets towards you

               -A play?? This dude’s seriously taking you to a play?? What a NERD but you couldn’t help but get just as excited who’s the nerd now, mc????

               -IT WAS ACTUALLY THE CUTEST LITTLE PLAY ABOUT AN EASTER BUNNY BRINGING GIFTS AND JOY TO CHILDREN AND YOU CAN’T BELIEVE THIS DORK TOOK YOU TO THIS (it wasnt even a play pertaining to the religious aspect of the holiday?? it was a grown man in a bunny suit?? and he loved every minute of it??)

               -When the two of you got home, you gave him his own Easter basket, full of cat-themed accessories, bottles of his favourite wines, and a hand-made coupon book full of tasks and actions he can cash in on (which he laughed at because?? you both knew you’d do any of these if he just asked)

*SAEYOUNG:

               -It was too early in the morning and Saeran was pissed at the both of you

               -He had to hide dozens and dozens of plastic eggs around the house for the both of you to find

               -But Saeyoung was COMPETETIVE AS FUCK

               -He loves you, MC, but he’s gonna find the most eggs. He’s gonna get the most candy. He will reign supreme

               -BUT SAERAN HID THEM REALLY WELL??? THERE WERE A LOT THAT YOU COULDN’T GET TO AND CURSED THE WORLD WHEN SAEYOUNG RAN UP BEHIND YOU AND GOT THEM

               -There was one up like in the door of the attic? You found Saeyoung dangling from the opening

               -“Uuuuh MC, since you’re soo nice and sooo amazing…” “I’m not bringing you the ladder” “MC PLEASE”

               -He actually threw a pity party in the corner of the living room when he lost the Easter egg hunt? “YOU’RE BEING A CHILD, MAN UP, CHOI” “LEAVE ME ALONE MC”

               -At the end of the day though, the two of you sat watching cliché Easter movies and eating the pounds of chocolate the two of you collected

               -It’s not surprising that the two of you ended up in a sugar induced coma, spread out of the couch. Saeran looked at the two of you in disgust as he stole a handful of his brothers candy, so you’d have more than him when the two of you woke up

*V:

               -Why is there a large canvas sitting in your living room whERE IS THE FURNITURE

               -V was standing there in an old t-shirt and shorts, smiling at you proudly, which makes you question just what he has planned

               -The entire room is covered in layers of old sheets, painters paper, and cartons upon cartons of eggs scattered about the floor

               -“MC! Look! We can make art with paint instead of photos this time!” “But V, you have your camera set up right here, it’s set for rapid fire” “No it’s not, ignore that” “IT’S RIGHT HERE” “No it’s not”

               -Once you’ve changed into the appropriate painting attire, you look around for some brushes, and more importantly, some paint

               -You watched as he picked up an egg, smiled at you, and threw it at the canvas. The egg shattered, leaving a large paint splatter across it. That’s when it clicked that the eggs are hollowed out and full of different coloured paint

               -The two of you take turns just throwing different colours, laughing, and shoving each other playfully

               -After a while, throwing the eggs at the canvas turned into throwing them at each other. He even smashed a few full of light blue paint over your head

               -“Look, MC, now you’ve got hair like mine”

               -The fight didn’t end until the both of you were covered head to toe in paint, and he had enough pictures of the two of you playing to make a full scrapbook of its own. You even laid on the ground and made a paint angel, and he drew a little halo above you and everything

*SAERAN:

               -He watched in confusion as you filled a ton of different bowls full of vinegar and food dye

               -You had almost every colour you could think of and he wasn’t sure what you were even going to do with it?

               - After an explanation that, you take hard boiled eggs and set them in the liquid so you can colour and decorate them, he was just left with more questions

               -“Why would you do that? Couldn’t you just eat it? What’s the point?” “Stop asking questions and just dye some eggs”

               -He watched you use a clear crayon to draw some designs on the eggs, dip them in multiple colours, and tried to do the same

               - his first few eggs were literally just black

               -He actually enjoyed drawing little bunny faces on some of them. There were even little egg versions of the two of you!

               -A while later, he realized that the dye sort of…dyes your skin, so he wanted to mess with you

               -He got a paint brush and started to paint little pictures on your arm while you tried to finish dyeing the eggs

               -But it was really relaxing and you couldn’t help but let him do it. By the end of the night, the two of you were not only naked, but you guys were covered in adorable little paintings! He loved them a lot and didn’t want to wash them off in all honesty. Though the two of you reeked of vinegar and Saeyoung had to exaggerate and wear a clothespin on his nose the whole next day

Talking Bunny

Originally posted by psicomana

Originally posted by girl--venus

Summary: Thorin is turned into a bunny.

Pairings: Married!Reader x Thorin

Word Count: 689

Based off of this: Imagine Gandalf accidentally turing Thorin into a bunny by like sneezing or something by @thorins-magnificent-ass

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A/n: I saw the gif and I made Thorin able to talk in his bunny form even though I feel like some would prefer him not to talk. IDK. He talks. Bye.


“Achoo!”

“Bless you,” you reply automatically, but you raise your brow as you hear a puff. You look around and the rest of the company members seems to have heard it too as they start looking for the source of the noise. Gandalf is wiping his nose with a tissue and Thorin is nowhere to be seen. He was the only one not present. He was just sitting next to Gandalf a second ago.

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For Easter, J’onn turned into a giant bunny thinking the kids at the Annual National City Easter Egg Hunt would love it. He was so very wrong. All the kids ran screaming in terror and Kara had to fly in and pretend to defeat the “evil large demon rabbit.” Alex and Maggie managed to grab a few pics of the kids running away. J’onn ends up horribly embarrassed, while Alex put the pictures in the weekly DEO memo that gets sent to everyone in the department. She ended up having to do the graveyard guard shift at the DEO for a month. It was totally worth it.

😊Easter Bunny Blurb (Ethan x Reader)

Summary: Grayson’s sick :( so E fills in as the Easter bunny.

Warnings: Mentions of daddy but nothing to fret about

A/N: Sorry I’m posting this so late but I hope you guys like it! Requests are opened!

Originally posted by thedolangifs


“Y/N on a scale of 1 to 10 how stupid do I look?” I turned around from counting Easter eggs to see my lovely boyfriend dressed up as the Easter bunny. He was wearing the full gear head to toe. I stifled a laugh to protect Ethan’s feelings. “Go ahead and laugh.” I slowly walk up to him and lift his rabbit head up and give him a soft peck on the lips. His large hands wrap around pulling me into his soft rabbit fur.

“Ugh Ethan stop it’s hot.” I said pushing him away. He slides his head back on.

“Yeah that’s because of you.” Ethan’s voice is muffled in the large rabbit head. I rolled my eyes and walk back towards the eggs. I bend down and grab two garbage bags full and I turned to Ethan. “I hate this.” Ethan muffles. I walk over to him and kiss his pink nose.

“I think it’s cute you volunteered to be the Easter bunny this year since Gray is feeling sick.” I hold the sacks out and his large mitts take them from me almost dropping one sack.

“Yeah yeah I only agreed so we can have the place to ourselves tonight. I miss my babygirl.” Ethan says as he attempts to get a better grip on the bags. I will admit, Ethan and I haven’t had alone time in so long that I craved his touch. I miss lying on his bare chest listening to his steady breathing as we watched Netflix.

“I miss my daddy.” I said as I give him a kiss on his cheek.

“No no I want a real kiss after you said that.” Ethan says pulling the rabbit head all the way off. I laughed as he sets the bags down and grabs my waist with both his hands pushing my back against the wall as his lips attach to mine roughly. I kiss back with the same amount of force as he pushes harder into me. Soon Ethan pulls away from me. Which is a good thing because I know how Ethan can get.

“Go set the eggs out.” I said pushing him back, but he pulls me into him give me a soft kiss which lingers.

“I’ll see you later babe.” He says putting his headgear back on. We walk out of the closet to see Cam and Lisa in the kitchen making dinner.

“Hey you guys! E go hide the eggs! The kids are going to wake up from their naps any minute now. The big gifts are in the back of my car make sure you hand those out.” Lisa shoos Ethan and he goes outside. “Y/N do you want to set the table?” I nodded grabbing plates and silverware.

After about ten minutes I decided to go outside and check on Ethan. Lisa and Cam were going to wake the kids up from their naps so I wanted to make sure Ethan did everything he was supposed to. When I get outside I see all of the kids grabbing eggs and a giant bunny in the middle of the field. I smiled when I remembered that was my boyfriend. He was hopping around and handing the kids stuffed animals and he was helping the really really little kids find the eggs. I was amused to just sit here and watch him with these children. He looked up from one of the kids and looked to me, giving me a wave. I blew him back a kiss as he pretends to catch it. I smiled as he placed his giant mit over his mouth. I shake my head and I sit on the porch.

I see Ethan hand out his last gift and get rid of his last few eggs. He hugs the children as they run back towards the house to see what goodies and treats they had received from the Easter bunny. I see Ethan hopping towards me which causes me to spit out a laugh. Ethan gets next to me and takes his giant head off along with the mits.

“Y/N babe unzip me please.” He turns his back towards me and I do what I was told. I unzipped the hot rabbit suit to reveal a bare backed E.

“Ethan where is your clothes?” I asked blushing slightly.

“It’s too hot to wear this with clothes under. I’m going to run upstairs and take a shower. When I get out everyone should be leaving or already left. Go pick a movie and we have the living room to ourselves tonight.” Ethan says kissing my cheek and running inside. I follow inside and I go in the living room.

Ethan got out of the shower just in time for Easter dinner at 6. Dinner was nice as I tried to ignore Ethan’s hand on my thigh most of the time or his famous side glances every so often. It was almost 8 now.

“Well this Easter has been amazing. It was nice to meet you Y/N. Hopefully we’ll see you next year!” Ethan’s aunt said to me.

“You definitely will.” He says kissing my cheek causing me to blush. Soon all of the kids had left. The only people left were Gray, E, Cam, Sean, Lisa and I. Cam went out with some friends after dinner for someone’s birthday. Sean and Lisa were cleaning up from the kids and then they wanted to head off to bed. Grayson was in his room most of today with a stomach bug. Ethan and I were making a pallet out of blankets and pillows on the floor in front of the fireplace. I started the fire when I felt a pair of strong arms wrap around and a pair of lips on my shoulder. “I’ve missed you babe.” He mumbles against my shoulder. “Let’s lie down. I’m tired.” We sit down and I lie on Ethan’s chest listening to his steady breathing. His hand was tracing random designs in my back. “Oh I almost forgot!” I lean up as Ethan runs in the kitchen and back with an Easter basket.

“Ethan what is this?” I asked curiously as a smirk grew on his face.

“I wanted some candy and I had a gift for you.” Ethan says sitting on the pallet. He pops a Hershey kiss in his mouth and he hands me a rather large Easter egg. I give him a look which he returns with a smile. “Open it.” He says sucking his bottom lip in his mouth. I inhale deeply before unscrewing the plastic egg which revealed a silver necklace with a key. I smiled as I pulled the necklace out of the egg.

“Ethan…” I trailed off as I looked at the key. I flipped the key over which revealed ‘2-15-2016’ carved in the back. That was the day we were official. Ethan flipped the key over for me. I noticed 1509 was also carved in. I looked up at him then everything made sense. “Oh my God, E this is your apartment key.” Ethan nodded.

“Our apartment key. I already talked to Gray and you can move in if you want or if you just want to get away our apartment is yours to use.” He says to me. I get on my knees and tackle him in a hug.

“Ethan I love you.” I said kissing him gently. His hand finds the back of my head and he kisses me back. We pull apart and I rest my head on his chest as he plays with my hair. 

 “I love you too Y/N. Happy Easter.” He says kissing the top of my head gently. We warm up to the fire and we eat some candy. Ethan and I talk about everything and anything as we soon drift off to a sweet peaceful sleep.

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A supercut of the darkest moments in children’s entertainment

Including moments from:

Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure

Return To Oz

The Neverending Story

The Brave Little Toaster

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

And much more….

d6-da-maniac  asked:

Hi! Sorry to bother but I have a young rook in a large rabbit cage right now. It's thickly feathered but definitely can't fly, it was stuck in the middle of the street and it's a very cat-rich area so i took the bird in. None of the animal shelters in the area can take him, do you know how i can take care of him? Parents are still hovering around. Wish i could just set it in the yard so the parents could raise it from there but i have a dog there.

Call a wildlife rehabber. It’s very likely that it’s illegal in your area for you to keep it, if you’re in the US, and it’s important that he not get too habituated to human presence so he really needs to be cared for by professionals. 

Day Forty-One

-I am disappointed to have a seven hour shift on Halloween. I am grateful to have it in the morning, while the clowns are still at their day job.

-A woman came through my lane, excitedly purchasing Thanksgiving dinnerware and Christmas-themed candy, and completely missing the point. 

-I greeted a small child. The small child raised his dukes and began growling. I understand, as I would fight myself on sight too.

-Christmas items have overtaken the store, not even waiting until the body of Halloween was dead, let alone cold. I found mugs that came with their own snugly knit sweaters, though, so that made me feel a little better.

-I wish every guest a happy Halloween. nine out of every ten looked at me, utterly confused, somehow having managed to forget what the month of Spooktober led up to.

-I stuck my tongue out at a small child. The girl laughed, and began trying with all of her might to escape from her cart and crawl over my conveyor belt. My immediate thought was that I had become a sort of pied piper through sticking my tongue out. My next thought was that my first thought would undoubtedly get me arrested.

-A guest was at my register. Another guest walked by. A poster fell and hit the ground between them. I asked each if they had dropped it. Neither had. No one else was around. Target: The Hauntening has begun.

-I went to purchase several pads of Halloween stickers to hand out, as all that I had at my register today were Christmas stickers. My manager saw what I was doing and purchased them himself for me. This is truly a classic example of a Halloween miracle.

-A man entered my lane with a large lightsaber, a rabbit mask, and a plan.

-I would like to offer a shout-out to the middle-aged women who go all out for Halloween. I see you, in your light-up, sequined, embroidered, homemade Halloween garb, and I appreciate what you do.

-An old man with either a very long scar or a very deep wrinkle threw a large bag of candy onto my counter with what seemed to be all of his force. He then commented, hoping that the candy had not broken. His actions show a contradictory hope.

-Having just finished grocery shopping, a woman arrived for a Target shopping trip. Every five minutes, she would circle back to the front of the lanes to look out at the parking lot, to ensure that no one had stolen her groceries out of the back of her truck. I believe everyone deserves a person who cares about them as much as this woman cared about her frozen mixed vegetables.

-I opened a fresh roll of coins to discover a definitively blood-stained dime. The Poltergeist of Target strikes again.

-I asked a boy with a Rubik’s cube if he could solve it. He misheard me, and handed it to me solve for him. I was able to solve one layer before a guest came up behind him. This was the worst-case scenario, as I live for the opportunity to show off my pointless talents that I have spent too much of my life honing.

-The most adorable young girl let me in on a secret and told me that she was going to be a scarecrow tonight. I told her that I was sure she would be scary. Taken aback, she vowed to me that she would be the a very nice scarecrow. The world needs more scarecrows like her. 

-I managed to offend a woman by wishing her a happy Halloween. She informed me that I should instead wish guests a merry Christmas, as that is more Christian. The only reason I did not reply with a rousing, “H A I L   S A T A N” was out of concern for her frail, fun-hating heart.

One of the Dwarves

Title: One of the Dwarves 

Summary: Being a human in a company of dwarves means you are the odd person out.  But luckily for you, Kili is willing to offer you some pointers to make you one of the dwarves…or it isn’t so lucky when he decides to use his power for a prank… 

Warnings: Slight violence.  Pranking.

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Originally posted by thesedwarvesarekilinme

Being the human in the group was hard, especially with a group of dwarves.  They weren’t exactly the most trusting people to begin with, especially with other races.  Hey, at least you weren’t an elf.  

But even still, the group was always a little distant with you.  You and poor Bilbo.  But after a while, some of them warmed up to him, but not you.  You tried a couple different things, just trying to strike up conversation and such, but no dice.  

The only one who was truly friendly with you was Kili.  Fili, by association would chat with you as well, but he was a bit quiet one to begin with, which left Kili as your only ‘in’ with the dwarves.  After a long discussion with him one night, he had decided to help you earn favor with the others.  

“Do not fret, Y/n. Listen to me, and you will be their favorite human in all of Middle Earth!”  That was the exact phrase Kili spoke to you.  He seemed so confident, so honest, so why not trust him?

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#1 Favorite movies

Whip It (2009) dir. Drew Barrymore

“In Bodeen, Texas, an indie-rock loving misfit finds a way of dealing with her small-town misery after she discovers a roller derby league in nearby Austin.”

Seriously, nothing screams girl power like this movie. Frankly I’d like to call it one of the best feminist movies out there. I love everything about it. The scenography, the soundtrack, the cast, the message - simply flawless. One of few movies that I can watch over and over again and never get tired of.

The To Do List (2013) dir. Maggie Carey

“Feeling pressured to become more sexually experienced before she goes to college, Brandy Klark makes a list of things to accomplish before hitting campus in the fall.”

Oh, Aubrey Plaza. Another amazing performance. It’s like the role she’s playing (Brandy Klark) was made just for her. I think this is a super funny and charming teenage movie. Yes, it is a movie about virginity, but what I like about it so much is that Brandy Klark chooses to loose her virginity to this guy that neither know her nor love her - and that challenges the idea that a girl has to ‘save it’ for the right one.

Submarine (2010) dir. Richard Ayoade

“15-year-old Oliver Tate has two objectives: To lose his virginity before his next birthday, and to extinguish the flame between his mother and an ex-lover who has resurfaced in her life.”

Okay, I know what you think. Another virginity movie. Bur damn the scenography in this is spectacular. Some might think the director tried too hard to make it stand out (let’s be honest, no real people are like Oliver and Jordana), but I’m in love with it. Teenage anxiety, growing up, falling in love, dealing with your awkward parents and yeah, losing your virginity - that’s how I’d like to summarize it. It’s a quirky indie movie, you either hate it or love it.

Her (2013) dir. Spike Jonze

“A lonely writer develops an unlikely relationship with his newly purchased operating system that’s designed to meet his every need.”

Wow. This is one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. That’s all I can say. Watch it if you haven’t already.

Blue Is The Warmest Color/La vie d'Adèle (2013) dir. Abdellatif Kechiche

“Adele’s life is changed when she meets Emma, a young woman with blue hair, who will allow her to discover desire, to assert herself as a woman and as an adult. In front of others, Adele grows, seeks herself, loses herself and ultimately finds herself through love and loss.”

Probably the best romantic movie that’s not about a hetero couple. Some think it’s a movie for lesbians, but gee, no. Anyone can watch this. This one is far better than all the stereotypical-heteronormative-love-tringle movies out there (in my opinion). Adele’s and Emma’s romance is based on lust to the most extent, but that doesn’t make it any less heart-breaking. I cried my heart out to this one.

Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly

“A troubled teenager is plagued by visions of a large bunny rabbit that manipulates him to commit a series of crimes, after narrowly escaping a bizarre accident.”

Honestly, I didn’t understand at all what was going on in this movie until I read an explanation. But after I did that, I realized what I just had seen. The plot is kinda complex and hard to understand, but it really is a masterpiece of a movie. 

Might make another list like this some other time, I hope you enjoyed it!

First Dates

Summary: Touka has never been on a date and Kaneki thinks he’s found the perfect place.

Pairing: Kaneki/Touka

Word Count: 2,083

AO3 Link: Here

So I am sick today. Touken fluff seemed like the only remedy. 


Touka sipped her coffee, reclining back into the overstuffed sofa. It had been some weeks now since life had begun to take on some semblance of normality. The world was still reeling from the news of how far Ghouls had infiltrated everyday life. The news buzzed incessantly with up-dates and ‘expert’ opinions but she was thoroughly exhausted by all of it and had resolutely decided to ignore the outside world for the foreseeable future.

She looked out the window and sighed contentedly at the view. Maybe Tsukiyama wasn’t so bad after all. He had welcomed them all into one of his family’s safe houses. This one was on the coast, a few kilometres from a quaint mid-sized town.

She liked it here. It was peaceful and relaxing while they healed from their injuries, both physical and psychological. Ayato and Hinami had mostly recovered but if she was honest, she worried most about Kaneki. He had been terribly wounded and she initially feared he might not live, but as usual Kaneki proved tougher than they all assumed. But still… he seemed more himself, his old self… had he really escaped all his demons?

She was startled out of her reverie by the subject of it. Kaneki appeared surprised too, recovering quickly as he closed the door behind him.

“Good morning, Touka-chan.” He smiled sweetly at her.

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anonymous asked:

Heeyyy I'm writing an essay on animal housing and I wondered what sort of sizes you would suggest for a single birb and then a group/pair of birbs Indoor and outdoor if possible but it's up to you, I trust your knowledge on these things

Pigeon breeds range from the Dove Sized Valencian Figurita to the chicken sized Giant Runt, so cage size can vary widely between breeds!

Racing homers are considered average sized pigeons, and an ideal enclosure for one house hold bird would be a large rabbit hutch or lab-sized wire dog crate, modified with perches.

I’m going to have to reply in more detail when I get home and can get the photos off my desk top. ^v^

I can’t sleep so how about I share some headcanons about Kouda’s bunny:

  • First and foremost, he’s got a name and even if humans can’t pronounce it, it’s still his name. For convenience sake, he let’s Kouda tell other people that his name is ‘Fluffles’
  • Fluffles is the sweetest little bun you’ll ever meet until he realizes you’re talking smack about Kouda. No one’s allowed to talk smack about Kouda unless you’re Fluffles. Fluffles has full smack talking rights on Kouda.
  • Fluffles is a vindictive son of a bitch if you cross him, like if you keep away his carrot for too long he’ll fucking eat a hole through your left footed socks (not the right ones, nope, you have to suffer with a hole in only one sock so you’ll always notice the difference)
  • Kouda keeps telling people not to call him “a wittle fwuffy bunny bun” because Fluffles will poop in your shoes but nobody believes him
  • They start catching on that Fluffles needs to be Respected™ because although only Kouda can understand him, Fluffles can understand everyone else just fine
  • Fluffles is a ladies bunny through and through, he likes the soft way they pet his ears and their soft smells and their over all softness (Mineta is certain that Fluffles is trying to steal the hearts of the girls away from him and Mineta is 100% right)
  • Kouda always keeps his door open just a little bit so Fluffles can come and go as he pleases, which Fluffles takes full advantage of for snooping around and gathering the latest gossip 
  • Fluffles found some friends with the moles and gophers that live in Yuuei property so he can access their tunnels to cross Yuuei campus in mere minutes (he likes to support Kouda secretly whenever he’s having a bad day and Kouda hella appreciates it)
  • He is THE gossip guy to go to because with all his free time and the tunnels he has access to, he knows exactly who is dating whom and what’s going on with that funky smell in the Teacher’s Lounge (it’s Blood King, he’s lactose intolerant but he’s too addicted to ice cream to stop)
  • No one’s secret is safe and Fluffles gets the biggest kick out of being such an information hub and he literally cannot keep a secret to save his life so Kouda by proxy knows EVERYTHING (the only secret Fluffles has never shared is All Might and Midoriya’s because to share it with Kouda would put him in more danger than Fluffles will allow)
  • Kouda can no longer look Bakugou and Kirishima in the eye because he knows what they get up to behind the gym after training (Fluffles literally ran straight to Kouda to tell him because that’s some NEWS)
  • Fluffles literally cannot stand Aizawa and it’s all because he smells like cats (cats eat rabbits you know)
  • Kouda has repeatedly told Fluffles that Midoriya is 100% human but the rabbit doesn’t believe it AT ALL because he’s clearly a large green human shaped rabbit Kouda, can’t you see it? (Kouda can)
  • Fluffles is equal parts terrified and soothed around Tokoyami because of his bird head (he looks like a predator but acts like a crow???)
  • Fluffles was rescued from the park by Kouda because trappers got his family but he was all the way in the back of the burrow so he was spared
  • Fluffles might have enough sass to making Endeavor think twice but he’s the best…person? to ask about your problems (he’s straightforward and takes no prisoners but he always sees every angle)
  • Kouda wasn’t going to sign up for Yuuei but was encouraged enough to follow his dreams when Fluffles gave him the pep talk of his life

I hope you like Fluffles

BONUS:

  • When asked what Fluffles’s voice sounded like, Kouda admitted that he “sounds like Nagisa from Free 50% Off”

anonymous asked:

Hi(: First things first, your blog and you AUs give me life. Second, if you still doing the headcanon thing, here an idea. I don't know if you know bbc merlin, because this would be close to a merthur au: mckirk au with kirk as the arrogant but good-hearted prince and bones as doctor, who gets assigned by the king to watch over his son. What nobody knows is that Bones knows magic, something that is forbidden in the kingdom.

  • “I’m a doctor, not a servant.” Bones complains to Spock when he visits him in the Royal Library. It’s not like the Royal Family ever visits anyway, so Bones feels safe openly complaining here. Spock looks up from this over sized book he’s reading. “I take it you’re still assigned to look after the Prince, then?” “Yes,” Bones says, letting out an exasperated groan, “that kid-” “He’s only a few years younger than you are.” “- that kid is an arrogant snob. A spell or two could take him down a peg.” "That ‘kid’ is heir to the throne, and you and I both know magic is forbidden,“ Spock reminds him. “Have you ever actually met James?” “Once,” Bones says, “he almost arrested me.” Spock sighs. “Perhaps you should work on your temper before you deal with the prince.”
  • Really, Jim’s heart is in the right place. He’s just a young prince, getting ready to step up as a king when his father steps down. And he does help the poor where he can, and he’s a strong knight, but he’s got that cocky smile that Bones just absolutely can’t stand. And initially, Bones doesn’t understand why Jim needs a doctor instead of a bodyguard as his personal manservant. But it turns out, Jim is keen to getting hurt. Stabbed, poisoned, fallen off his horse (or a small cliff), pushed off a flight of stairs, manhandled in a bar. Jim often has bruises, cuts, and needs stitches.
  • “What are we doing here?” Bones asks Jim when they’re out in the woods. “We’re investigating the dead animals,” Jim replies, and Bones sighs. “No, I know what I am doing here. I don’t know why you had to join.” "Is that really how you want to address your future king?“ Jim asks, but he does look amused at Bones’ guts to speak up to him all the time. “I’m a doctor, it makes sense I have to investigate sudden animal deaths,” Bones points out, and Jim huffs. “You wouldn’t get ten feet into the woods without me. There’s bandits galore.” “Your concern is touching,” Bones says, sarcasm heavy in his voice. They find two dead rabbits, and Bones approaches them. He kneels down in front of them, and Jim startles him when he reaches out to touch them. “No, don’t-” Jim starts, and he’s rushing over, but when Bones picks up one of the rabbits, a large net drags up from the ground and lifts them both up from the ground. Before Bones even registers what’s going on, Jim and himself are squeezed in a tight net, dangling above the ground, with two dead rabbits between the two of them. “Are you kidding me,” Jim groans, and he struggles a little, but that’s just pressing him closer against Bones. “That was my fault,” Bones says, and Jim narrows his eyes. “You think?!“ Jim tries getting them out with his sword, but the narrow space to move ends up in him dropping it down on the ground instead. Jim’s cursing and tugging at the ropes impatiently. “Just sit still for a while, please,” Bones groans. “Oh, well excuse me if I try to get us out of a mess you got us in. You realize we’re extremely vulnerable to bandits, right?” "I’m aware,” Bones says, “Just relax while I come up with a plan.”
  • Thankfully, Jim just nods off into a nap. Bones uses that time Jim’s asleep to just silently mumble a spell that burns down the rope, and both of them drop to the ground. Bones groans when Jim lands on top of him. “Fuck, you are heavy,” Bones says, and Jim looks up at him. “Are you calling me fat?” “You are wearing a full set of armor,” Bones says, and Jim grins. “Ah,” he says, getting up from the ground and pulling Bones up, too. “How’d you get the rope down?” Jim asks, and Bones shrugs. “Magic,” he says dryly, and Jim huffs. “Sure thing, buddy.”
  • The sickness of the dead animals spreads to humans, and that’s when Bones’ job becomes a lot more important. He has to stay near Jim during the day, and at night he’s studying those corpses together with Spock. “How’s your relationship with Jim?” Spock asks. He’s cutting open one of the corpses to investigate, Bones is right there next to him. Neither seem phased at the sight of blood. “He’s insufferable,” Bones says, “he’s a cocky little prince.” “I believe he’s on his way to become a decent king,” Spock says and Bones sighs. “You are way too politically correct to complain to.”
  • The sickness turns out to be created with magic, and that sends the kingdom into another anti-magic frenzy. People are being accused of witchcraft who absolutely do not possess any magic whatsoever. Luckily, Jim insists no one is getting prosecuted without any significant evidence.
  • Spock finds the cure to be some sort of potion they can definitely brew, but they’ll need some flower for that and that’s difficult to retrieve. And then Bones gets the sickness, too, and he can’t travel to get it. In fact, he gets so sick he doesn’t even register his surroundings much. He’s just in bed, Spock’s looking after him and occasionally he catches Spock talk about Jim, but he’s mostly unconscious while his body is just drained of every bit of energy left in him. By the time he’s awake again, Spock is reading a book next to him. “You were out for almost a week,” Spock replies, even though he’s not looking up, “how are you feeling?” “Alright,” Bones replies, “how am I alright?” “Jim got the ingredients for you,” Spock says, “well, you, and the rest of the kingdom. He stayed with you until you were out of immediate danger, though.” “Huh,” Bones says thoughtfully, reaching out for the cup of water on his side table. "Perhaps you two don’t hate each other as much as you’re letting on,“ Spock says, and Bones sighs. “Not now, Spock.”
  • Jim gets fatally wounded by magic. Some enhanced sword, or something. Bones is there to see it happen. They’re out in the woods and are attacked by some witch. Jim’s down on the ground before Bones can even do anything about it. He kneels down next to the prince and yanks that armor off that somehow the weapon just pierced through with no problems whatsoever. “How bad is it, doc?” Jim asks, fingers trembling  against the wound that’s increasingly losing more blood. There’s just no way an actual doctor could even attempt to save Jim from bleeding to death right there and then - but Bones can save Jim. It just means he’s gonna be executed for it afterwards. So Bones swallows and accepts that faith - the kingdom needs a good king more than it needs another wizard. There’s plenty of those, after all. He presses is hands to Jim’s wound and mutters a quick spell, ignoring Jim’s “what are you doing?”, narrowing his eyes as Bones’ hands light up and spread a warmth through Jim’s body. 
  • Jim is fine. Physically, anyway. He’s up on his feet and presses his sword to Bones’ throat. “You have magic,” he says. “Yeah,” Bones replies simply, in lieu for a better answer. “You lied to me, all this time-” “Technically, I believe I’ve told you more than once that I’ve used magic,” Bones starts, and Jim narrows his eyes. “You should be dead.” “That’s the law,” Bones says, and he waits for Jim to do something - anything - but he just stands there, sword pressed against Bones’ throat. "You’re not evil, though,“ Jim continues eventually. “Not everyone who posesses magic is,” Bones replies, calmly as he can until Jim lowers the sword. Bones remains calm, as calm as he can, anyway, because surely having been told magic’s bad all your life and then finding out that might be a lie is kind of a big deal. “Are you saying that I’ve killed innocent people?” Jim asks carefully, eyes narrowed. “Only those who are genuinely bad. Spock and I made sure the others walked free.” “Spock, too? Damn it,” Jim sighs, rubbing his temples. “Spock doesn’t have magic. But he knows the difference between good and bad,” Bones says, “and I know you do, too.“ 
  • Jim doesn’t tell anyone about Bones’ condition. Instead, he spends more time with Bones and Spock to learn about magic and how it can be used for good. Bones shows him how they use magic that helps Spock with his alchemy and old library books. They make potions to heal people, and Jim is warming up to the idea gradually. Bones is working on a potion for Uhura when he feels Jim’s hand on his shoulder. He turns to look at him, and Jim smiles faintly. “My dad’s stepping down,” Jim says, “I’m gonna be King.” “You’ll be a good King,” Bones says. “I’m gonna lift the ban on magic,” Jim continues with a faint smile, “and I think maybe you and Spock should be my advisers.” Bones raises an eyebrow. “Thought I was just your manservant?” he asks, and Jim laughs. “You never were just a manservant, Bones. Oh, if I could, then I would–" 
  • “What?” Bones asks, and Jim shrugs. “You know,” he says, but Bones doesn’t know. Not until Jim leans in and presses his lips to Bones’ mouth. “I’d make you rule with me.” “I have no intentions to rule,” Bones says softly, still chasing the taste of Jim’s lips after he’s pulled away. Jim grins that lopsided grin he does so well, and he stays so close in Bones’ personal space. “C'mon,” Jim says with a smile, pulling Bones away from his work station. “Where are we going?” Bones asks, and Jim smirks, lips brushing over Bones’ jaw and his neck. “I never got to properly thank you for saving your life. And you can’t say no to your future king.” Bones laughs, sliding his arms around Jim’s waist. “Not gonna say no. I don’t think I’ve ever heard you thank me before.” He says, and Jim huffs, hands on Bones’ uniform to take it off. “You’re not gonna hear me say it. But I’m happy to show you just how grateful I can be.”
Medieval Feasting

Meals and Courses

The first meal of the day was breakfast, which took place whenever you woke up. Breakfast wasn’t a formal meal and mostly consisted of people eating a few bites before heading out to the fields. Normal breakfast foods were leftovers, sop (bread dipped in milk, ale, wine, or water), and fish (in England).

The first official meal of the day was dinner, which took place from 10 am-12 pm. The second meal of the day was supper, which took place in the evening (Singman and McLean 163). The evening meal was lighter and the time for relaxation; actors, bards, and poets were invited to perform (Bishop 135). Practice varied on which meal was larger. Some laborers had a midday snack of bread and ale and called in noon-shenche or nuncheon, which ultimately gave way to luncheon and lunch. The very rich ate a meal after supper called rear-supper, or, in modern parlance, late night fridge raid.

Ordinary people ate all their food at once. If you were rich, you could afford to have it served in courses. The more courses you had, the wealthier you were. Joffrey’s all-day, seventy-seven course wedding feast in A Storm of Swords is improbable, as most dinners or suppers had four to six courses, not including dishes between courses, which were called entrements or subtleties and more designed for the eye than the mouth (more on them later) (Singman and McLean 163). Most dinners also only lasted about two hours (Mortimer 181). Unlike today, courses went from heaviest to lightest. The first course was the main dish (usually a red meat of some kind) and the dishes following were salads, finger food, or pastries. Sometimes you were only served the main course and the later courses were only for rich or distinguished guests (Singman and McLean 163-4). In 1363, Edward III decreed lords could only have five courses per meal, gentlemen could have three, and grooms could have two (Mortimer 180).

Table Settings & Dining Hall

Most dining halls were actually multipurpose rooms used for all main activities, such as holding court, dancing, etc. Dining tables were long boards set on trestles that could be removed at a moment’s notice (S & M 166). In wealthier households, nobles had contraptions that would raise the tables from a lower level or lower them from a higher level when they were needed (Lacroix 176).

The table was first covered with a tablecloth, then with towels or napkins. In poorer houses they were made of hemp or canvas. Yeomen, merchants, skilled workers, and franklins were likely to use white linen. The richest used silk. People sat on wood stools which sometimes had cushions on them.

The place settings were not elaborate: a napkin, a trencher, a bowl, a cup, and a spoon. Rich houses could afford silver and glass place settings. The poor used wood and ceramics. Pewter served as a middle ground. There were no knives at the place setting because most people had their own eating knife that they brought with them (S & M 166). Knives were single-edged, pointed (they had to spear as well as cut), and smaller than its lethal counterpart the dagger.

Spoons were provided by most households. They were made of wood (boxwood, juniper, popular), bone, horn, pewter, latten (copper and zinc alloy), silver, or gold. They were usually 6-7 in. long. Travelers used a folding spoon, which was hinged in the middle to save space. Forks would not become vogue until the 1600s (S & M 167). During the fourteenth century, the Avignon pope had a few forks made of gold and crystal (Bishop 134).

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