Alright friends, it’s headcanon time again! This time going right for the feels.
This will go in the “Headcanon” category. If you want to take this idea and expand upon it, please do! Tag me so I can see what you create! And HERE are my other headcanons!
When all’s said and done, Zarkon is defeated and the universe is saved, the paladins would return home.
And there are questions. ESPECIALLY from the World Space Government (which I’m sure there must be?). We see in Episode 1 that humans haven’t discovered alien life yet, and they just brought back two sentient, very intelligent, human-like creatures with super advanced technology. Not to mention a successful human-galra hybrid (seemingly) without huge biological problems.
(And aliens have a concept of a mall? And what on Earth is ‘Quintessence’? It’s a castle and a ship?)
So there is a long period of time before Team Voltron is actually free to do what they want. And once they’re free, the questions start to come from within the group.
What’s going to happen with Coran and Allura? Where are they going to go? If anywhere? There’s no Altea to return to. Is Allura still considered the princess if she only rules over one person, who’s her caretaker? What if the universe needs Voltron again?
What about Keith’s relationship with the Blade of Marmora? Would he go back to be a part of them? Would he pursue his mother?
Now that the Holts are back, will they complete the Kerberos Mission? Would Shiro dare go back there, considering what a traumatic experience that was? Would Pidge join them?
Could Lance and Hunk go back to the Garrison to actually get pilot’s licenses? Even though they’re pro lion pilots? Where does being a paladin rank in the military? What about their families? How would they explain any of this?
No one really wants to think about any of that. So in the meantime, the paladins decide they should show the Alteans Earth, both in terms of natural wonders and the culture of humans. They take turns deciding where to go and make a long road trip out of it.
• Lance is a mermaid
• he is imprisoned in a large and beautiful aquarium among various tropical fish that swim all over their prison
• he hides in aquarium stone castle from all visitors for the whole day and the working stuff can’t make him come in sight because they don’t understand where he can be among all these fish (and they are also afraid of sharks living near the stone castle)
• he pretends to be fearful, but actually Lance just understands what would happen if people learn mermaids really exist
• Keith is very curious and active
• many people are sure he has a dyslexia, but actually he has so many things on his mind that he can’t concentrate on boring everyday duties
• once he goes to the aquarium and stares at sharks
• one of the sharks swims towards a stone castle and a tanned hand pets her when no one is watching because two other sharks swam away and the visitors followed them
• but Keith notices it
• he understands it’s not one of aquarium workers who had pet the sharks
• so he quietly breaks in at night to find answers to the tanned hand mystery
• and sees Lance playing with sharks
• at first Lance is very scared
• but very soon he understands that Keith desires to help him and not to harm
• they try to communicate but it’s very difficult as Keith doesn’t hear Lance and Lance doesn’t know human letters (but he has learnt to speak human from sailors fishing nearby when he was free)
• so Keith has to show Lance everything in gestures and movements and draw pictures
• Keith can’t draw properly and his cute funny arts make Lance laugh and smile
• and his smile is so PURE
• several days later Keith manages to release Lance from one on the aquarium windows he couldn’t open from the inside
• and Keith CRANDLES HIM IN HIS ARMS
• Lance can’t stop smiling at him
• Keith can’t stop blushing
• he quickly puts Lance into a big glass box with water on the back seat of his car and drives away towards the sea
• Lance meets sea with tears of happiness in his eyes but Keith already misses him
• so they promise each other to meet every early morning, when no one would see Lance
• and every day Keith drives towards the sea to meet Lance
• and they totally fall in love
• but one day Keith comes some time later because he didn’t hear the alarm
• and sees that Lance came out of water to look for Keith as he was so worried
• and his tail begins to disappear and Lance gets two beautiful legs instead
• but he is terribly cold, because the sun has not risen yet and Lance is completely naked
• so Keith gives him his hoodie and takes Lance home
• and they live together
• Lance can’t use his legs properly so he is very clumsy and at first constantly falls down
• and Keith is always there to catch him
• he doesn’t feel lonely anymore
• as Keith teaches Lance to behave like a human, Lance teaches him to swim
• Keith is very afraid of deep waters
• but he feels safer and calmer with Lance who gets his tail back if touches water with his whole body
• and everything is fine
“In Divider II, Heráclito highlights social divisions and the history of slavery. He nearly fills the large aquariums to the top with palm oil and salt water. He uses the ‘heterogeneity’ of water to underscore the ‘disparate character’ of different groups’ roles and experiences during the era of slavery. During that period in history, the sea held enslaved Africans captive, carrying them further and further away from their homelands. However, in an ‘arbitrary inversion’, here the ‘black’ oil floats above the sea, the salt water, as a sign of resistance and survival.” - Black Art in Brazil (2013), by Kimberly L. Cleveland
•Keith is actually really addicted to mobile phone games and Lance finds out and teases him relentlessly( it’s really just payback for all the times that Keith teased Lance about his addiction to the most sickeningly sweet coffee that has ever existed)
•colorguard Lance who does the most work you will ever see but can’t catch a toss for his life(+ alto sax Keith who gets hit by said tosses)
•theme park photographer Lance allured by the most beautiful body artist(person who does face paint, henna, all that junk)in the park and relentlessly flirts with him. Body artist Keith acts all annoyed about being distracted but secretly draws most of his inspiration from Lance’s blue eyes.
•camp counsler au but the camp is called camp pining hearts(like from Steven universe)
•Pidge and Lance having meme wars to see who the meme Lord Almighty is.
•Pidge and Keith bonding over mocking Shiro and Matt(lil siblings picking on big Bros)
•marine biologist Lance keeps large aquariums full of fish that artist Keith loves to draw in paint(as well as loving to draw Lance who has the beauty of the whole ocean stored in his eyes)
Sorry if those headcanons were absolute trash I just needed to get all the ideas out at 11pm and I can’t write. If you would like to write a fanfic on any of these please contact me, I would love to help or collaborate.
AO3 Link: Here Fandom: Buzzfeed Unsolved Ship: Shyan (Shane Madej/Ryan Bergara) Rating: General Content Warning: fluff, getting together, adopting a pet, oblivious!Shane, really it’s just fucking tooth rotting Summary: Ryan’s been courting the oblivious Shane for months. Jen comes up with a surefire way to win him over. Word Count: 1913 A/N: Questions, comments, concerns? Ask is open. (So is DM and AO3!) If you’d like to be added to a taglist for Buzzfeed Unsolved let me know!
Ryan Bergara’s death would be caused by a snake. Not that one would bite or physically kill him – Ryan had done enough research to know the breed he needed posed relatively little real threat to a human of his size. But looking for one. For the perfect one for the gangly limbed, messy haired coworker he’d been courting for six months and crushing on since he came to Buzzfeed – that would kill him.
Greetings! I wrote a Thomas Sanders Fan fiction set in the wonderful universe created by
@sanderssons. They’ve been working on a magnificent comic that I highly suggest you check out. You can read the comic @sanderssons-comic. Seriously, it’s awesome. Go give it a read. All credit for this universe and characters goes to them, and of course @thatsthat24 for creating the Sanders Sides in the first place. Now then, on with the show?
Title: The Aquarium Words: 2030 Universe: Sanders Sons Comic based on The Sanders Sides
Warnings: Minor Panic Attack. Very Minor. Mostly, this is fluff. Pure, unadulterated, sugary sweet fluff.
began to question his judgement as he paid the parking fee and pulled the mini-van
into the parking lot. The zoo had been a disaster, all his children trying to
run off in different directions. Thomas had spent the majority of that day
frantically looking around for one of his kiddos and desperately trying to herd
them together while the sun beat fire on his back. At least the aquarium was
largely inside and air-conditioned, so the sweltering Floridian humidity wouldn’t
be conspiring with his anxiety to choke him. Also, Thomas had planned ahead,
bringing with him the cavalry. Joan sat beside him in the front seat, talking
to Logan and Patton behind him about all the fun they were going to have. In
the back seats were Roman, Virgil, and Talyn. Even Marco, currently perched in
beanie form on top of Joan’s head, had agreed to pitch in if something went
wrong. The familiar might not admit it, but he was a bit fond of the quirky
family he’d found himself a part of. Thomas had also made sure to give a stern
lecture to lay out the rules. He found a place to park the vehicle and turned
around to face his children, the barest trace of worry tinging his bright
boys. Remember the rules now. What do you do if you get separated from the
“Go back to
the last place we saw you and wait.” Logan stated.
places around other people.” Patton chimed in.
to staff and security.” Roman boasted.
You’ll come get us soon.” Virgil muttered, shifting uneasily, memories of the
last time he had been separated from his family bouncing around his mind.
Thomas’s worries all but evaporated. His smiled beamed even brighter,
incredibly proud of his sons. He hoped they would never have to use those
instructions, but he was nonetheless glad they memorized them.
good. Everyone out now. Time for fun!” A small cheer rose out of the car as
everyone clambered out. Thomas did a quick head count, including Marco in his
numbers, before locking the car and leading everyone into the large building.
children were captivated the moment they walked inside. They were just in the lobby,
waiting in line to pay the Admission, but the swirling blues painted on the
walls, the fake coral and seaweed scattered around the room, the wavering
lights, the bubbly sounds emanating from hidden speakers, and the salty
seawater smell infiltrating their nostrils made them all feel like they were at
the bottom of the ocean. The simple awe with which his children were looking
around made Thomas’s heart swell with love. Coming here was a great idea. After
buying the tickets, the first thing they got to see was the entrance hall.
It was a glass tunnel, surrounded
on all sides by a massive tank. They walked through slowly, enraptured by the
oceanic beauty surrounding them. Small fish swam around them, a few starfish
had latched onto the walls, and somewhere above them a shark drifted lazily by.
All of the boys were awestruck, especially Virgil, who looked like he couldn’t
tear his eyes away from the colors and shapes and gently dancing light
filtering through the water. Then the tunnel opened up into the first main room
and even Thomas felt his breath catch in his throat. The walls were tanks, each
one slightly curving to make the room less angular and more fluid. There were some
tanks also in the middle of the room as well. On one side, a huge whale
skeleton dangled from the ceiling, on the other, a giant squid. The floor was
made to resemble sand in appearance, and the walls looked and were textured
like a coral reef. They stood for a moment, taking it in. Virgil eyes wouldn’t
stay still, roving around trying to see everything all at once. Patton bounced
on the balls of his feet, but thankfully didn’t run off. Logan was looking at
all the informational plaques dotted around, feeling excited to read them all.
Roman was staring, mouth agape, at the sheer size of the whale and squid.
“Are they really that big?” Roman breathed out.
“Sometimes bigger,” Joan responded,
“But that’s average size.”
“Wow.” Thomas grinned, eyeing Patton’s
“Come on. There’s lots to see and
we only have all day.”
They moved around the room slowly,
taking everything in. Logan, with the occasional help from one of the grown-ups,
read every single sign and poster. His reading skills were really exceling and,
after a while, he started showing the others as well. They didn’t pick up on it
very quickly, but everyone learned to recognize the name of their favorite
animal. For Patton, that was most of them.
He had already declared a dozen
times in that one room, “This one is my favorite.” Virgil liked the starfish,
Roman enjoyed the sea turtles, and Logan adored the octopuses.
“They’re so smart, they can open a
jar, while inside it!” Patton was giddy as the moved around, cooing at anything
and everything that moved. At first, Roman had tried to press his face against
the glass, hoping to see better, but Talyn had pulled him away.
“You’ll smudge the glass, then it’ll
be even harder to see.” Virgil never spoke a word, but he didn’t have to. It
was clear that he was absolutely enchanted by everything. It was also quiet.
Thomas had intentionally chosen to come on a Tuesday, when most kids were in
school and field trips would be uncommon. It took them a whole hour to move
around the entire room.
After the first room, they went to
the Imax, were they were playing a movie about marine life. It was their first
time in an Imax and they were all excited when the screen came to life, little
fishes flowing out of the screen so it seemed they were right in front of them.
Logan pulled the glasses off, then put them back on, off again, on. “How is it
“Sh. I’m not sure, but you can look
it up when we get home.” Patton giggled, gaining their attention. He gestured
at Virgil, who had his hands outstretched, grabbing at the fish that looked
like they were right in front of them. Patton joined in, then Roman and Talyn,
soon they were all sitting there, giggling as they tried to touch what wasn’t
About 30 minutes later, the movie
was nearing its end. It had been a fascinating and educational film, but Thomas
came to wish he had looked into it more before-hand. He could have, should have
asked one of the workers. He knew how Imax movies liked to play on the 3D
effect. The movie ended with a 3 second clip of a giant shark swimming towards
them, jaw stretched. Just as the mouth engulfed them, the lights went out. The
others were fine, but the jump scare pulled a startled scream out of Virgil,
who instantly curled up on the floor, terrified. Thomas cursed his own
carelessness and got down beside his son. “Virgil? Virgil honey, it’s okay. Breathe
for me buddy.” Thomas began counting the 4,7,8 rhythm. Virgil continued to
tremble, but managed to breathe, as a worker came out.
“Is everything okay, sir?” Thomas
nodded, glancing back at them, then Joan and Talyn leading the other three out
of the theatre.
“The shark bit scared him, is all.”
“I am so sorry, sir. Is there
anything I can do to help?” Thomas shook his head.
“It’s not your fault and Virgil
doesn’t like strangers much. I know how to calm him down.” The worker nodded
and walked away, ushering the remaining patrons out. “It’s okay Virgil. You’re
okay. It was just a trick of the movie. Do you want to leave? I can carry you
if you need me to.” Thomas struggled to pick up the others, but Virgil’s lack
of interest in food made him a bit lighter than the others. Not unhealthy
light, just not as heavy. Virgil shook his head, standing on shaky legs.
“I-I c-c-can wa-alk.” Even so,
Thomas stood and offered his hand and Virgil clung to him tightly.
“I’ve got you. It’s okay.” Virgil
became calmer as they left the darkened theatre. He still held tightly to
Thomas as they left, but he stopped shaking. Thomas dropped their glasses in
the return bin as they passed. By the time they joined the others, Virgil was
ready to let go of his father.
“Thanks Thomas.” He said, giving
the father one last squeeze as a hug. Thomas smiled.
“It’s what I’m here for kiddo. To
keep you safe and help you grow. I love acting, but I think being your dad is
the best job in the world.” He spoke loud enough that all his children heard.
Patton came up and tackled Thomas in a hug.
“Aw, we love you, Dad.”
“I love you too. Now then, who’s
ready for lunch?” They all had pizza at the food court before the next exhibit,
Mysteries of the Dark Deep. Virgil had been nervous at first, but as soon as they
walked in to a world of bioluminescent colors, he returned to silently
marveling at everything. This room was much smaller than the first and they got
totally through it in about half an hour, then the freshwater exhibit in about
the same amount of time. The Great Barrier Reef exhibit was half fish tanks in
one room, then a reef themed indoor playground in another. They spent about an
hour in there. Thomas and Joan were too big, but Talyn was small enough to get
away with following the kids onto the structure.
Finally, they got to the last
exhibit, one Thomas remembered being his favorite. It was one of the two
outside exhibits, the other being the Aquatic Show, which wasn’t playing today
due to the tank being cleaned. That was okay. Thomas wasn’t sure how Virgil
would react to large animals jumping out of the water and causing big splashes.
No, the Tide Pools would be a much more enjoyable experience for all of them. “You
guys are going to love this one. At this exhibit, you are allowed to dip your
hands in the water and, gently,”
Thomas stressed the word, “touch the animals.” Everyone’s eyes lit up and Roman
immediately ran up to the rim of the pool. He plunged his hand in, causing a
“Here fishy, fishy, fishy.”
Unfortunately, his actions were too fast and boisterous. Everything nearby
scuttled and swam away, except for the sea star attached to the tank side.
Roman wasn’t deterred and gently stroked the starfish. Patton and Logan had
found a spot a few feet down. They managed to brush their fingertips against
most of the passing creatures, running from Roman’s overzealous excitement.
Then there was Virgil. He had moved further down than the others, slightly
isolated from their group, but not so far away that Thomas was worried.
Thomas watched curiously as Virgil
slowly dipped his hand into the water and held it still. After several moments,
something moved. Appearing as if out of nowhere, but Thomas know it had just
been hiding under the sand, a manta ray came up and brushed itself across
Virgil’s fingers. Thomas watched the light spark in Virgil’s eyes as the ray swam
against him again, and a third time. After the fourth pass, Virgil caught on
and began to slowly stroke the ray, moving his hand with the flow of the water.
Soon, other fish started coming out and even a crab scuttled by, allowing
Virgil to trail his fingers down its shell. Virgil looked mesmerized by the
animals and Thomas was mesmerized by him. Virgil was surprisingly very good with
the animals. After a few minutes, the others came up. Roman asked what his
secret was and Virgil showed him how. Thomas couldn’t keep the idiotic, loving
grin off his face. Joan and Talyn came up to him.
“Coming here today was definitely a
good idea.” They both agreed.
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Treatment For many fish, there are no treatment options. Some veterinarians may attempt to operate fish, and this is an option for those who wish to pursue treatment. By and large, tumors in aquarium fish tend to be harmless growths and may be left alone if they do not affect the fish’s quality of life. However, fish suffering from malignant tumors or tumors affecting quality of life should be humanely euthanized.
Sucking at Keeping Secrets / Day 7: Living Together
Finally the last chapter for @juminzenweek! I’m happy to be done with the crack that is April Fools. xD For this final day, I decided to explore what life would be like with JuZen having a family. I decided to leave it ambiguous whether or not the kids are adopted, so people can fill in their own headcanons. :D Please enjoy!
The sounds of plates
clanging and high-pitched chatter woke him up. Zen blinked a few times before
stretching, wondering why his neighbors were so loud. When his vision focused,
he realized he wasn’t in his bed - and he wasn’t in his apartment.
He shot up, the black bed
sheet falling off his naked torso. The tall aquarium, the large flat screen TV,
the many scripts piled on top of a desk nearby, the posters of him on the
wall… He ran his hand through his long hair a few times.
Right, this was Jumin’s
and his home… for years now. Zen shook his head; the dream he had was one of
the past, so realistic that he actually thought he was back there. It was
ridiculous though, Jumin as a rapper? Discovering none of them were real? Oh,
the things his imagination came up with.
A tiny squeal made him
smile and he got out of bed. It was kind of Jumin to let him sleep on his free day
seeing the long performance he had the evening before.
Now showered and
dressed, he walked into the penthouse’s living room with its open kitchen. There
he found Jumin facing the hallway with a toddler in his arms, the young boy
doing a good job of wrinkling Jumin’s black tie with tiny hands.
“Seulgi! If you take
any longer, Driver Kim will go to your dance class on his own!” Jumin yelled
into the hallway.
“Just a minute more,
papa!!” a high-pitched voice yelled back, making Jumin roll his eyes. Zen
chuckled and walked up to Jumin.
“This is your fault.
She’s not even six years old yet and already spending hours in front of the
mirror,” Jumin said with no venom in his voice as Zen kissed him in greeting.
“What can I say? My
beautiful daughter has the right to look as good as she wants to.” Zen gently
took their son from Jumin’s arms, freeing his husband and the poor tie.
Jeong protested loudly
at the loss of his new toy but soon got distracted with Zen’s loose hair, playing
with it as he often did. Carefully balancing his son, Zen sat down at the table
where Jumin had put out a plate with toast and eggs for him.
“Seulgi!!” Jumin was
now out of sight, no doubt in front of their daughter’s room.
“I said a minute!!!”
“It has been five!!”
Zen tried not to laugh
with a mouth full of egg. Their children could be quite a handful.
After an actual
minute, a small girl with a bouncy ponytail ran into the living room and almost
crashed into the kitchen table in her excitement.
“Daddy! How do I
look?” Seulgi spun around, her dress twirling adorably. Zen got the warmest
“You look gorgeous, sweetheart,”
he replied, causing her bounce up and down happily. She ran to his side and
tried to climb on his lap.
already late for class.” Zen kissed her forehead and gently put her down. “Give
your brother and papa a kiss and go.”
Seulgi pouted angrily
but did as told, running in such a tempo she threatened to trip over the rug.
Once Jumin passed her backpack, she finally went to the front door where a balding
Driver Kim greeted them and escorted her away.
Ah, some peace and
quiet, Zen thought, as he finished his breakfast. Ever since Jumin agreed to
stop having the maids over every day, only when the both of them were too busy to
clean, the house felt calmer. Only Driver Kim remained fulltime due to Jumin’s
“Ba!” Jeong yelled.
The little boy stretched his arms out to Jumin, now sitting across them, who
was trying and failing to fix his damaged tie.
“Papa has to work on a
few things he couldn’t finish Friday, my angel,” Jumin replied sternly.
Zen swore Jeong was
Jumin’s little clone. Jumin’s strict act crumbled and Jeong was within his arms
in a second, heading off to Elizabeth’s room to play with her.
“Don’t forget he has
to take a nap after playing!” Zen called after the two.
He got up to make
himself some coffee, browsing past chatrooms. Vanderwood reluctantly agreed to
babysit again. MC made a few jokes that kids love his awkwardness which Saeran
agreed to. Jaehee asked Jumin’s current assistant whether catering has been
taking care of, otherwise she can arrange something from her café. Yoosung once
more confirmed that Elizabeth is perfectly healthy, she’s just getting older. Zen
rolled his eyes, he’d have to talk to Jumin and tell him to stop bothering
Yoosung now that he’s a fulltime vet.
Twenty minutes later,
his screen turned green as it rang with his daughter’s name on it. “Yes,
“Dad!” The many voices
of children in the background almost drowned out her voice. “Can I go play with
Daniel this afternoon?!”
Daniel? Zen ran the
name in his mind a few times. Oh right, Daniel Choi, one of Saeyoung’s twin
sons. Immediately he frowned. “Sweetheart, no. Last time you were covered under
scratches from harassing the neighbor’s cats!” It was a good thing her dress
wasn’t one Jumin had tailor made for her - there had been no saving that poor
“But daaaaaaaad!!! I
want to see his baby sister!!”
Zen always thought
Saeyoung was one of those guys that preferred to remain alone for the rest of
his life. Yet the redhead managed to get three tomatoes, and he adored them too
- he never shut up about them. Zen could relate.
Damn, right in the
weak spot. “Fine, fine. Go my darling.”
Seulgi cheered so loud
on the phone he had to pull it away from his ear. Soon she gave him noisy
kisses and hung up.
Zen nearly jumped, he
hadn’t heard Jumin return. “It’s Seulgi. Just… asking if she can go play with a
“Which friend?” Jumin
narrowed his eyes while Zen tried to think of an excuse. “It’s that Choi kid
again, isn’t it?”
Zen sighed. Busted. “If
I told you no, would you believe me?”
Jumin laughed and
approached. “No. You’re terrible at keeping secrets.”
The head of C&R
wrapped his arms around his waist and pulled him close, their bodies flush
against each other. “But your honesty is your best quality.”
“Excuse you, my beauty
is.” Zen relished the warmth between them as he moved in to kiss his man
slowly. It wasn’t like the past, when they had to rush and hide. Now they were
comfortable and had all the time in the world.
Their kissing was
interrupted by what sounded like… a childish attempt at singing.
“Is that Jeong?” Jumin
It was hard to
distinguish between the adorable gurgling but he was trying to imitate the song
Jumin sang for their kids. The only song he dared to sing, but Zen and the
children always wanted to hear it again.
Jumin stopped him from
moving to his son’s bedroom. “He’ll fall asleep soon.”
Zen smiled as he was
kissed again. There was no such thing as perfect happiness, but this was close
Summary: Being is space is hard, even harder when you’re half fish and haven’t been in your normal form in a while. Lance messes up and hurts himself because he has been in his human form for way too long
I’ll have to reblog with the next part
“Shut it down!”
Everyone turned to Shiro as the Gladiator stopped its attacks. Confusion flitted across their faces as Keith moved towards him.
“Shiro? What-” He cut himself off, hearing harsh panting and whining. As he turned, he saw Lance, on his knees, gripping his neck. “Lance?”
He was almost knocked over as Hunk rushed past him, who basically fell to his knees next to Lance.
The only response was Lance’s pants. Hunk gently pried Lance’s hands away from his neck, only to tense up when he finally moves them.
“Hunk?” Pidge steps closer only to jump back when Hunk picks Lance up, fear showing through his eyes.
“Coran! I need the biggest tub of water you can find!”
Coran, who rushed to the door when Shiro cancelled training, nods before running out with a, “Follow me.”
Hunk follows quickly and looks back at Shiro. “I need you to help me strip him once we get there.”
Shiro only nods, the only thought on his mind was Lance. The room they entered looked as if it should have been an aquarium, a large tank sitting in the middle of the room. Shiro looks away and back to Hunk and Lance, helping to strip Lance of his armor. He looks at Lance’s face, gritting his teeth when he sees his head limply laying against Hunk’s chest.
Once fully undressed, Hunk carries him into the tank, calling for Shiro to follow.
“I need you to keep his hips under the water. Do NOT let them up.”
Shiro only nodded, already pushing Lance’s hips under. Nothing could have prepared him for Hunk suddenly plunging Lance’s head under the water, Lance tensing and struggling.
“Hunk!” he had shouted.
“Hunk, what the hell!”
“Let him up! He can’t breathe!”
Keith and Pidge rushed towards the tank.
“Princess! Coran! Stop them!”
Allura wrapped her arms around Pidge’s waist, holding her back and dodging her hits. Coran tackled Keith, sitting on his back and pinning him to the ground. “I hope you know what you’re doing, Number 2!”
Shiro gaze snapped back to Lance, eyes wide and he began to shake. Lance had stopped moving completely. He ripped his hands away from swimming back. He killed him, he just killed Lance.
“What the hell?”
“Number 2? What is going on?”
Shiro hesitantly looked back at Lance, taking in the new…. features. Dark blue, almost black, scales ran along his arms, neck, and sides, leading to…. a tail? A long tail waded in the water, thin, cloth-like fins on either side and at the bottom. Scars littered the tail. Shiro looked at Hunk who wore a sad expression.
“It’s best if we leave him for now. He’ll be asleep for a while,” he muttered as he climbed out of the tank.
Shiro glances at Lance, hesitating before following him.
Allura lets Pidge go, moving to Hunk. “Hunk, what is going on?”
Hunk runs a hand through his hair. “Obviously, Lance isn’t human. And, honestly, he has done something extremely stupid.”
Keith stands with the help of Coran. “Like what? Lying to us all?” He snaps.
“He almost died!” Hunk snaps back, causing everyone to go silent, staring at him. Rubbing his face, he continued, “Lance is a merman, merperson, mer-whatever. He breed though, it can shift into a human form but that form shouldn’t be used for long periods of time. I made him promise me to at least shift forms in the showers and baths and it’s clear he hasn’t…”
Aries: Beats him almost to death and throws him on the street. The burglar is helpless and can’t move, every bone in his body is broken
Taurus: Ties him up and gives him delicious food until the burglar can’t move from overeating, then bestrews him with treasures and the burglar dies out of breath
Gemini: Radiates with anger while calling the police and sues the burglar with the highest charges possible
Cancer: Gets in a fight and couldn’t calm down because nobody will steal what the Mr./Ms. Cancer/ess had been working hard for with years
Leo: Just sits in a fancy armchair while drinking whiskey and watches his guys do the dirty job. After that, he orders them to throw the burglar to his lions
Virgo: Doesn’t give a fuck, sits on the sofa and reads a book while drinking wine, probably the sophisticated technology in their home will do everything needed for the burglar to be caught
Libra: Gets up from sleep, punches the burglar hard in the face 2-3 times, and puts him on the sofa, giving him lectures why theft is bad, and after that punches him another 2-3 times in the face and brings him to the police station
Scorpio: Sneaks in the shadows and gets the burglar’s back, then ties him up on a chair in Mr./Ms. Scorpio’s torture room and molests him as the mood strikes them, then has sex with the burglar because they think that the burglars are sexy. Woah, a new fetish!
Sagittarius: Is so so so nervous and shouts at the burglar every word that comes to their mouth, then probably smokes a cigarette for the first time in their life and has traumas their whole life
Capricorn: Just stares at the burglar while he gets out with their jewels, but that’s probably nothing for the rich Mr./Ms. Capricorn, and finally when the burglar gets out of the house, he gets in a trap which makes him invalid for his whole life and he is pressed to stay in the capricorn’s house to be their servant for the rest of his life
Aquarius: Cries, shouts ad the burglar, fights him, until the police came and arrested them both
Pisces: The burglar starts to run after Mr./Ms. Pisces, and they run in the kitchen like a real victim, and between a bazooka, magic wand, nuclear gun and knife, chooses the knife to fight the burglar. Then starts to cry and offers the burglar their buried treasure in the cellar, and when they go there, there is no treasure but large cages and aquariums of scorpions, sharks, alligators, panthers…. and little kitties. The burglar is afraid and tries to run but the pisces hugs him and tells him that everything’s alright and they somehow end up talking about the existence of this world and become friends, and after everything’s done the pisces hugs the burglar, putting the knife in his back and feeds him to his/her animals
August 3 / Day 5: Gifts (Cardverse)
i’m a prince from a small country nobody’s heard of and i’m in college pretending not to be royal and you’re another student who’s always calling me out on my bs”
Chat: it’s the gift of the friendship so suck my ass, also idk if I edited it and I don’t care @spamanoweek
Lovino didn’t like to call himself proper, maybe a bit overzealous and needy, but proper, no. These people, were animals. He just wanted to go to college (‘I want to be like the normal kids, Daddy!’) and Daddy waved his magical credit card and he was at school.
Good. Check mark. 10/10 would do again, but maybe after the first day it went to a 2/10 never do again kind of thing.
The Prince sat alone at one of the huge lunch tables, a half eaten salad placed on his left and a book placed in front. With a napkin placed over his lap, he spooned in copious amount of leafy greens as he read through the pages of the text book. He wanted to become a vet tech, he absolutely loved animals, sea animals to be exact. The textbook went on and on about seals and whales that filled his little heart with joy.
At the castle, he spent hours studying how to be King one day, take his father’s place and become the King of Spades, yet his heart had other opinions, ones that had the sea put in the middle. Ruling a kingdom just wasn’t his thing and maybe he did have the spade printed on his chest like every line of royalty, but to him it felt like just a reminder to keep going in life.
“Look at Prince over there delicately eating his salad,” Lovino’s ears twitched as he looked up hearing the taunting, standing in the food line was a group of boys led by a curly haired man who pointed at him in such a childish manner,
Is my betta weirdly big? My dad recently got a betta from the same place I did and he’s like… way smaller than mine. I did a thumb comparison there and it didn’t quite give him justice so just assume he’s a bit bigger in that picture… maybe he’s just fat? I mean I’m not concerned for his health or anything he’s just so large