lantern ring

I’m fucking dying; we’ve got this three year old over, and he finds our Green Lantern mask, so he comes up to me wearing it and asks what Green Lantern’s powers are.  So I tell him Green Lantern has a ring that can ‘make anything he imagines’ (I mean he’s three, I’m not going to Get Into It) and he runs off.

And like 40 seconds later, we hear, “Ring, make me into the Flash!”

Fuckin’ COLD, man.

  • superman, trying to break a batman/green lantern fight up: y'all'd've done a better job during the mission if you didn't fight all the time. i know yain't that cooperative in the first place but at least try
  • batman:
  • green lantern:
  • batman:
  • green lantern:
  • batman:
  • green lantern: the ring can't translate——
  • batman: ——i'm quitting the justice league
The Batfam's Favourite Superheros

Barbara and Steph love Black Canary, just slightly differently. Barbara just knows Dinah is the best, and there’s no other option, but Steph? That there is her icon. Black Canary is her role model, her hopes and dreams. Barbara is the good best friend type, but Steph is on some Tim Drake level stalker shit.

Dick is a hardcore Superman fan. As a smol bean he had only Superman merch, he even had one of those costumes with the blow up muscles, much to Bruce’s distress. The boy in blue will always have Dick as his number one fanboy.

Bruce idolizes Wonder Woman, and no one can say otherwise. It started as a joke with Diana but now he wears the knee high socks with the little capes on the end under his suits and all WE employees have learned not to question it. Besides, the Amazon is a strong independent woman who is too pure for the world, they can’t judge because they’re all enamoured with her too.

Jason is on a similar boat to Bruce, but he’s legally dead so not many people see him decked out in his fan wear. He has the tiara and will proudly wear it out with no shame whatsoever.

Cassandra, surprisingly, likes the Flash. He’s basically the opposite of her, speaks much too fast, and far from refrained, but they both have the same issues; communication takes conscious effort and they both hold so much power. He’s also so pure, how could anyone not love him?

Now Tim always changes his favourite hero, basically every other week, so it’s hard to pin down. Past favourites include Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Black Canary, Flash, Aquaman, and the likes.

Damian is a Nightwing fan, but don’t tell Dick. He has action figures of his brother hidden in the back of his closet. And boy does he know about the Discowing suit. Dick did not live that one down. Still hasn’t.

Duke is too sweet to outright say so, but he likes Green Lantern. Has been known to wear a Green Lantern Corps ring to school. Also may or may not have pajamas with the symbols.

Alfred will always say Batman, but Robin and Batgirl will always hold a special place in his heart.

Things Damian Wayne has Definitely Done at Some Point

- challenged a  pigeon to a duel

- tried taking Goliath to Petsmart

- built a tree house with Colin behind Wayne Manor

- had a 36-hour Disney movie marathon with Dick

- snuck into Selina’s place when she wasn’t home to cuddle with her cats

- couldn’t handle the “Baby Mine” scene in Dumbo and broke down in Bruce’s lap

- punched a computer and broke the screen

- gave Tim a dead spider for Christmas

- bit a woman’s finger when she tried to pinch his cheek

- attempted to adopt a giraffe

- reluctantly dressed as Pinkie and The Brain with Dick for Halloween (he being Brain of course)

- made the mistake of walking in on Dick and Barbara and was thoroughly scarred for life

- got kicked out of class for correcting a teacher numerous times and maybe definitely calling her an “uncultured babbling wench”

- got the nickname Stewie Griffin for obvious reasons

- lost a bet with Steph and had to wear a pink batman onesie for an entire day

- had a nightmare about his death and cuddled with Jason the entire night

- was too short for every roller coaster at Adventureland

- replaced a sleep deprived Tim’s coffee grounds with dirt

- made Bruce get a ticket because he rode in the front without a car seat

- gave a pediatrician a black eye when given his flu shot

- stole Hal Jordan’s Green Lantern ring somehow and used it to make a giant fire sword

- got caught singing along to Whitney Houston

- got mistaken for a seven year-old

- thrust a butterknife through a table when offered a kid’s menu at a restaurant 



See Jason Todd one here

See Tim Drake one here

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE :D

I carved Sauron again because I am trash, but I do think it’s an improvement over last year’s design which you guys seemed to like a lot, so thank you!! Using completely the wrong kind of tools, I attempted to do that technique where you don’t cut all the way through, and it came out much better than I expected. The whole thing took about an hour. So, TA-DA, the Great Eye atop Barad-dûr!