lantern ring

im so glad edward nygma settles for being human and not having superpowers beyond what he can make with his own two hands with metal and electricity like could you imagine if he got a lantern ring, or got powers on par with someone in justice league dark. i really don’t think anything could stop him reliably. the difference between edward ‘im a god’ nygma with his delusions of grandeur and actual threat to the universe edward ‘im a god’ nygma is astounding 

I’m fucking dying; we’ve got this three year old over, and he finds our Green Lantern mask, so he comes up to me wearing it and asks what Green Lantern’s powers are.  So I tell him Green Lantern has a ring that can ‘make anything he imagines’ (I mean he’s three, I’m not going to Get Into It) and he runs off.

And like 40 seconds later, we hear, “Ring, make me into the Flash!”

Fuckin’ COLD, man.

  • superman, trying to break a batman/green lantern fight up: y'all'd've done a better job during the mission if you didn't fight all the time. i know yain't that cooperative in the first place but at least try
  • batman:
  • green lantern:
  • batman:
  • green lantern:
  • batman:
  • green lantern: the ring can't translate——
  • batman: ——i'm quitting the justice league
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Billy’s having some reputation troubles and Hal tries to be helpful.

It, of course, backfires.

Inspired by this Vine~

THIS CHILD LIVES IN A WORLD WHERE SUPERMAN EXISTS

I THINK HIS SENSE OF WONDER IS GONNA BE FINE

YOU WANNA TEACH HIM THE WORLD IS A MAGICAL PLACE? SEND FRIGGIN’ ZANTANNA OR SOMEONE TO HIS HOUSE

THIS IS THE DC UNIVERSE, THE ANSWER TO “DOES SANTA EXIST?” SHOULD BE “I MEAN, PROBABLY, NOTHING ABOUT HIM DOESN’T MAKE SENSE”

"But how does he make it around the world in just one ni–” “HIS REINDEER HAVE THE SPEED FORCE”

“How does he carry all the prese–” “HE MADE A BAG OF HOLDING WITH A GREEN LANTERN RING. THAT’S RIGHT, KID, SANTA’S A GREEN LANTERN, NOW GOT THE FUCK TO SLEEP”

hal and barry having their own conversations during justice league meetings  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

hal and barry getting reprimanded by batman for not paying attention 
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

the justice league debating whether hal and barry are a thing or not 
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

hal and barry helping jess learn about her powers and becoming friends with her (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

hal and barry pranking captain cold together (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

hal and barry protecting each other in battle (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

hal and barry going beserk when each other gets hurt (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

hal and barry (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Look, I love that they have Supergirl in the crossover, but would it have killed them to bring J'onn and Alex, too?

While I’m on the subject, could have Team Flash or the Legends have given Kendra and Carter a call and been like, “Hey, really sorry to bug you, but can you come out of retirement for a couple episodes. We have some aliens we need to fight and then we’ll leave you alone unless you decide you wanna get back in the game or something.”

Further more…. It would be nice if Rip would pop up, pulling Leonard Snart with him, going, “Hey, Guys, I got unlost from the Time Stream and look who I found!” 

Also, Kara could have called Clark and he could have been like, hold up, Imma call some of my friends… Yo, Diana, you busy? Call Bruce and tell him he’s coming, too. I’ll call Arthur… And whoever has Green Lantern Ring right now.

The reason few Lantern rings ever come to Earth is because humans are too emotional by nature. Despite being such a passionate species, each ring requires one specific emotion to attract it. No matter how strongly a human may be feeling at the time, they’re never really feeling one sole emotion. The only reason that Green Lantern Rings choose earthlings is because they interpret a human’s ability to function at all despite all their emotions as a sign of great willpower.

@kid-apocalypse

Kyle's origin

I genuinely love the fact that this is basically Kyle Rayner’s origin story.

Kyle: So, I was at a bar and I needed to pee. All the places I could pee were taken. So, I went outside to take a piss in an alley. Then out of nowhere a little blue guy named Ganthet showed up, looked at me and said “you’ll do.” He then gave me a Green Lantern ring, and that was that. I became a superhero.