lane's end

I am proud to have been involved in silent, petty cooperation.

I work overnights, and whether it is a cause or an effect, I hate people. My route home involves a three-lane one-way street crossing another three-lane one-way street which comes from the right.

On the day in question, I was in the center lane, crossing the intersection on a green light. Suddenly a white sports car from the other street takes a right turn without stopping for the red light, cuts across the far right lane of my road and into my lane. I nearly rear-ended him, slammed on the brakes, and liberally applied the horn. He then zipped back into the far right lane, cutting off a small bus for a local preschool next to me, who also has to slam on the brakes. Sports car zigged back into my lane, then zagged back into the far right lane.

At this point, I was pissed. I sped up to keep pace beside him so that he couldn’t jump back into my lane, and the school bus sped up to ride his bumper. An SUV in front of me and another car in front of the sports car slowed down to keep pace with the rest of us.

With silent, petty cooperation, we kept him locked into one lane for almost a mile until he made a right turn!

anonymous asked:

the trailer showed another movie of lois being useless

justice league trailer: *literally has a two second clip of lois lane walking down the fuckisbg street* 

your ass: UHHHH LOIS LANE DIDN’T END WORLD HUNGER, DEFEAT ALL THE EVIL FROM THE EARTH, BRING CLARK KENT BACK FROM THE DEAD, AND SINGLE HANDEDLY  GET THE JUSTICE LEAGUE TOGETHER.. THEREFOR SHE IS USELESS. TRUST ME I WENT TO NECKBEARD COLLEGE.