lane myer

  • Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.
  • Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
  • Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!
  • [slams the door shut]