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Countdown to Mockingjay Pt.1: Black and Whites of Josh Hutcherson-Day 147/325

Transcript of Josh's British GQ Interview

“You know, at one point in my life, I want to see what it’s like…”

Josh Hutcherson might be sitting amid the serene surroundings of London’s Soho Hotel, but his conversation is running wild in the murderous forests where his Hunger Games character, Peeta Mellark, has been residing these past few years. 

Yes, he has it in him to kill. “If it’s you or them, you’re probably going to pick yourself.” Yes, he’s fired a gun, but no he doesn’t own one. “We do some things right in America, like bathrooms, kitchens, malls and water parks, but then we do some things wrong, like assault rifiles." 

No, he’s not much cop with a crossbow, but his HG co-star Jennifer Lawrence certainly is: "She’s really good, she’s had five years of training, so she’s pretty solid.” And yes, if it’s all the same to you, he’s very keen to taste human flesh.

“I don’t want somebody to die for me to eat them,” he explains. “However, if someone happened to die, from natural causes and it was not so taboo… I’m curious. I want to know what it tastes like. Like you want to know what a pigeon tastes like, you know, except a human. They’re all animals.”

Since landing the role opposite Lawrence, Hutcherson, 22, has lived with daily internet updates of how he’s cheating on/dating her/ making you wonder if it’s the flesh of certain overexcited bloggers he’d like to sample, but he calmly insists their relationship is purely platonic. 

“From the moment we met, we just hit it off,” he asserts. “If we were at all sexually attracted to each other, it would be the most intense relationship in the world. However, there has never been an ounce of that between us. It’s been brother and sister from the beginning. We just love each other and that’s a special connection that you only have a couple of times in your life.”

With The Hunger Games' finale Mockingjay (split over two films, natch) now complete, Hutcherson must look to life beyond Lawrence and expects “major separation anxiety”, thought he’s been keeping busy with Benecio Del Toro, filming Escobar: Paradise Lost – about a boy who unwittingly dates drug lord Pablo Escobar’s daughter. 

Eager to return to his native Kentucky, there’s one final question he must answer first. Is his mother really, as the internet insists, called Michelle Fightmaster?

“Oh yeah, that’s true,” he replies, nonchalantly. “It’s a German name originally that got changed. My grandfather was actually a kickboxer at one point in his life and that was his name. Tough thing to live up to. Fightmaster! I’m gonna kick your ass.”

The December 2014 issue of British GQ is on sale now

Joshifer at Cannes.
  • “The bottle finally landed in the hands of Josh Hutcherson (Peeta!), who’d been standing in front of Lawrence and knew what to do. He raised the bottle to her lips.”
  • “Hutcherson was there for her, pouring water down her gullet, through the whole possibly two minute affair. She drained the bottle and her arms finally reached her sides. Hutcherson put the bottle down and looked up at Lawrence, who, too, seemed to anticipate that each new breath would bring a hiccup anew. A minute more passed. She and Hutcherson locked eyes and hugged." 
  • "where she passed the time by almost-twerking to Missy Elliot’s “Work It” and backing Hutcherson into a corner with her dance moves, where he dropped into a chair and looked at her in awe as she ground her hips in the air around and over him.”
  • “As the party wound down, Lawrence grabbed Hutcherson by the hand (it was a friendly sort of hand-holding) and headed for the exit. Liam Hemsworth, who’d been hanging out with Robert Pattinson for most of the night, came over with a scowl and crossed arms to block their way. “Where do you think you’re going?” he asked, then broke into a grin and gave them big hugs. He stayed longer. Lawrence and Hutcherson headed into the night.”

anonymous asked:

can you tell me whole history of joshifer in Cannes?

Oh boy. Ok ,long story short.

Firstly ,there, on the red carpet ,they looked completely married and adorable with each other

Besides looking at Jennifer as she was the eighth wonder of the world Josh gave no damn about the surrounding and let himself enjoy the short moments while posing 

Then they attended the after party where there was a lot of hiccups, friendly hand holding and lap dancing 

“The bottle finally landed in the hands of Josh Hutcherson (Peeta!), who’d been standing in front of Lawrence and knew what to do. He raised the bottle to her lips. Lawrence put her arms up straight, and the ritual began. ”

“Hutcherson was there for her, pouring water down her gullet, through the whole possibly two minute affair. She drained the bottle and her arms finally reached her sides. Hutcherson put the bottle down and looked up at Lawrence, who, too, seemed to anticipate that each new breath would bring a hiccup anew. A minute more passed. She and Hutcherson locked eyes and hugged. They’d beaten it.”

“There, she’d been sequestered with the rest of the cast in a VIP area, where she passed the time by almost-twerking to Missy Elliot’s "Work It” and backing Hutcherson into a corner with her dance moves, where he dropped into a chair and looked at her in awe as she ground her hips in the air around and over him. “

” Lawrence grabbed Hutcherson by the hand (it was a friendly sort of hand-holding) and headed for the exit. Liam Hemsworth, who’d been hanging out with Robert Pattinson for most of the night, came over with a scowl and crossed arms to block their way. “Where do you think you’re going?” he asked, then broke into a grin and gave them big hugs.“    (x)


As they weren’t obvious enough they decided to lip sync  one of the most telling songs ever , but it was probably only in a friend-meaning type, you know,like platonic colonic 

And after that..

"Lawrence and Hutcherson headed into the night. Perhaps they had more hiccups to conquer.”

I’m sure they did. This big one. Together, in their hotel room. Probably naked. (But in a friendly way!!!!)

Next day we got this pics that confirmed for us they did indeed headed to the same hotel

And that’d be all the knowledge i have on this matter. But I’m sure that the really interesting stuff have happened while there was noone to see it. And i’m glad it is that way.

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I reached 1000 followers today, so I’m doing a follow forever.  First of all, thank you to every single one of you that follows me.  Thank you for the likes, the reblogs, the comments and most of all the lovely messages you send me.

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