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So I started my weekend off on Thursday morning. I flew to NYC to see TD. My flight was one of the last ones to get into LGA before landing strip closures for the weather. He was supposed to arrive an hour after me, but because of delays he was about 5 hours.

On my way into the city I stopped by my future roommates company in Long Island City and gave him my deposit and first month’s rent. He’s a super cool guy and it was nice to touch base the week before I move up permanently.

As soon as I got to the airport in the current city I realized I forgot to pack the two sex toys TD and I use. He LOVES using them on me so I sent him a text apologizing. By the time I landed, he had forwarded me an adult shop address near the hotel and told me to go and pick out a few things. I only carried my Neverfull for the NYC leg of my trip, but it was raining so I wanted to unload at the hotel first.

After settling in (we stayed near Central Park) I ran over to Bergdorf’s to get a new foundation (I use Charlotte Tilbury and ran out a couple weeks ago) and a couple more Chanel eyeshadows. Then I went to the sex shop. It was a boutique and a woman maybe 10 years older than me led me around and asked what my preferences were. We settled on a super cute vibrator with a little flipper end (I’m pretty sensitive so the big vibes are too much for me), a butt plug vibe and a great new lube. None of them had prices on them and I didn’t want to ask. But she rang me up, it was $250. What the fuck. The most expensive toy I’ve ever bought was like $40.

I texted TD and told him how expensive it was, he said not to worry about it and he’ll send the money on PayPal. I went back to the hotel after and decided to have a glass of champagne and Manhattan at the bar. I chatted with the bartender for a while and she asked me what brought me in. I told her my boyfriend was there on business. After about an hour I went upstairs to shower, shave and lotion up.

There was this great alcove in our room I could sit in next to the window. I perched up there in my slip until he finally arrived. We had about 45 minutes before our reservation at Lavo. He was pretty horny from the second he got in the door so we had sex real quick before. I touched up my makeup then we walked over.

We started with our glasses of champagne, then he ordered a bottle of red. We got cocktail shrimp (my favorite at places with a good raw bar), split a huge salad and then split two entrees. He got a swordfish special and I ordered a linguine bolognese with a massive meatball on the side.

We had a really long and leisurely dinner catching up on my new job and how his business and family are doing. Both tables to the left and right of us finished about halfway through our dinner, new parties filled the two tables and they left before we were done.

We talked about our highlight reel from Vegas and how much fun we had together. He told me the hotel bill was crazy high when he got the final invoice 😂 I gave him an innocent “oh no, I’m so sorry!” He just laughed and said it’s fine, it was worth it. Obviously he didn’t realize I charged that Alo outfit to the room.

When we were really relaxed and conversation was flowing easily, I slipped in asking for a favor. I’m moving next week, but my apartment is a walkup in Chelsea. My mom and I are driving there together so I can give her my car to take home. She has really bad arthritis and has trouble with stairs, but hotels in the city are crazy expensive, so I asked him if he could book me two nights. He said we’d figure it out tomorrow and I left it at that.

There’s a 20 layer cake on the dessert menu that sounded amazing. I was so full, I could barely eat anything more, but I asked if I could order it for a couple bites and take the rest home. When we finally wrapped up, we started walking back to the hotel.

He asked if I wanted to get another drink at the hotel before calling it a night, to which I obviously obliged. The same bartender from earlier was still at the bar. I told her my boyfriend was older… but TD is in his 40s 😂 so I’m sure she had a good laugh at my expense.

We went upstairs and unwrapped the toys, had some fun together and called it a night since we both had full days the next day. My friends were driving up to Boston and drove through NYC to pick me up on the way there. They stayed in Brooklyn for the night and his meeting was in FiDi, so we packed up and left the hotel together.

Before we left, he handed me a wad of 20s and apologized because he didn’t have time to get 100s out. He also said he’d set up a hotel reservation and text me the confirmation over the weekend. We went down in the elevator together, then bid each other ado on the street corner. I got on the subway to Brooklyn and went back to vanilla life.

eastervampire  asked:

I watched a comicstorian video on dark DC timelines and the guy mentions that everyone flips out on Hydra Captain when DC did it first with a comic where Superman lands on earh before WW2 and is raised by Hitler himself, is that comic just as bad as the Hydra Cap trend? I imagine that the biggest difference between them is how Hydra Cap was marketed as "his been like this all along" by Marvel while DC made the "Hitler being supermans dad" an obvious what if story (correct me if I'm wrong though)

Wow I didn’t even know that. So first off yeah it’s pretty bad. Both the creators of Superman are Jewish men.

Now I wanna point out some differences. I think it’s not 100% the same as CA because as far as I am aware Superman wasn’t created for the same reason as CA.

The what if story does make it different, not okay mind you, but still it’s different.

Finally it’s beyond ridiculous to be like “well they did it” as an excuse why people shouldn’t be mad at them because 1) a bunch of people probably didnt even know this happened 2) even if a bunch of people did know doesn’t mean everyone after them should get a pass. People should be allowed to grow as people and be able to point out fucked up despite their past actions.

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Stan Pines according to tumblr tags (insp)

*Me and my future kids talking*

Kids: Mommy, who was president from 2016-2020?

Me: I don’t remember kids, but let me give you a rundown on what happened at the 2017 Oscars-it was WILD

{Final Chapter: PART 30} I Won’t Stop You // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU

Originally posted by jengkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Vampire!AU, Fantasy, Angst, Smut

Summary; N/A.

“And in the end, he had everything he had only ever hoped of having; her, only her - for the rest of time.”

Warning: Although this chapter doesn’t have an M rating, there are some scenes of slight mature/sexual content.

This is the final chapter to this series! If you would like to read my author’s note, I have placed it at the end of this post after the chapter for those who wish to see it~ Thank you, and I hope you enjoy IWSY’s final chapter ^^

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no matter how long i’ve been playing or how high level i am or how rad my gear or how many healing potions i made in advance, it always comes down to frantically shoving apples into my gaping maw mid-battle

“The paint’s supposed to go where?”

Sherlock has his head hung in shame. “On the wall.” He mumbles.

“Sorry, didn’t quite catch that.” John folds his arms. 

“On the wall.” Sherlock says louder, then cuts his eyes to the ginger haired puppy who is sitting and panting happily as if nothing is wrong. He gives the pup an accusing glare. “In my defense, it was all going well before-”

“The paint was supposed to go on the wall, and now it’s all over the both of you.” John too cuts his eyes to the pup, whose ginger coat is mottled with white paint. “I have to give both of you baths now, I suppose.” John sighs, then notices Sherlock’s smirk. “A clinical bath, you clot.”

Sherlock stops smirking and puts down the paint roller in the pan. “As if you’ll be able to resist me once I’m undressed.” He begins undoing the buttons on his shirt as he leaves the room. “I’ll give you five minutes before you-”

“Don’t forget you’re in trouble!” John warns. 

“Hm, even more a reason to indulge.”

John watches Sherlock leave, then picks up the pup, holding it out far in front of him to avoid getting paint on himself as well. “Never a dull day, is there?” The puppy licks John’s wrist. “I’m glad you agree.”