lance lash

Lance: Happy birthday, Shiro
Shiro: Thanks babe~
Lance: So what you wanna do today?
Shiro: Mmmm~ (nuzzling closer to Lance’s chest)
Lance: (giggles) Cuddle it is
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When the ever so stressful bae wants to cuddle

This is a part of something that centers on Shiro’s birthday… anyway, take the first one that is mildly finished 😬

Ok but consider time

We all know that Lance is homesick and we were shown just how far away they were from Earth at one point. But something that hasn’t been considered is that time is passing differently for them than it is on Earth. A good representation of how this is is in Interstellar, when the main character’s youngest sends him a video, something that she refused to before and only decided to do because it was her birthday. The birthday marking her the same age as her father. Another example of this is if you take a clock and you do one revolution around earth the time on the clock is different than the time on the clocks on Earth that would have previously been running at the same time. I don’t know the exact science so that might not be exact.

So like… I have an idea for an au where Lance’s family is devastated when they find out, and Lance’s 13 year old genderfluid sibling is like ‘I want to go to the Garrison’ and Lance’s parents and everyone else are like 'No, we just lost Lance, why would you want to do that’ and the sibling is like 'Lance’s dream was to make it to space and if he couldn’t get there in his life time then I’m going to do this for him’ so they take up engineering and physics to try to get into the Garrison. They try to get in at age 14 and don’t, but try again at 15 and do. They get an opportunity to be a pilot because someone quit. They have to deal with Iverson and he’s like 'You’re just like your brother, useless, a replacement because someone else isn’t here’ and they realise that this would have fuelled Lance’s anxiety and he never told any of them. They make it their personal mission to be problematic, but also the best in their class. Like, insulting Iverson everyday, becoming 50000000% more petty and salty, and even at one point challenging him to a rap battle. On a separate occasion they somehow manage to barge into a staff meeting to shout that at Iverson that he verbally abused and degraded their brother’s mental health and worsened his anxiety, before presenting a petition signed by the whole student body and some parents to get Iverson fired. Iverson is fired. After a few years the Kerberos mission is being rebooted. At age 19 they are chosen to pilot. They tell their family that they’re finally getting to see space. The team includes Mrs Holt, who had stepped up to engineering again, and another woman. They get to Kerberos, and a few weeks into their mission the Galra resistance group who rescued Matt arrive, to check that the area is still free of the Galran Empire. Mrs Holt is so happy, but also, her son looks the same way he did when she last saw him 8 years ago, though more buff, scarred and tired. The sibling convinces them to let them come with them, and when Matt explains that Mr Holt is still out there Mrs Holt is like 'There is no way that you’re leaving me behind, the communications officer is like 'The government adopted me when I was 12, and they passed me off to the Garrison immediately, two years before they were legally allowed to so I don’t have much back there, I’ll come’. The Galra resistance group meets with the Blade of Marmora to form an alliance. They then meet with Voltron. The meeting is first with Allura, then the paladins of Voltron are introduced, minus Shiro because he’s missing. There are the obvious reunions.

Matt: What the f-
Mrs Holt: Language, Matt.
Matt: Mum, I’m fighting in a war and I was a slave for a year, let me swear.
Pidge: Who are you, you’re not the short beanpole I know.
Matt: As I was saying, MUM, what the heck’s a Pidge.
Pidge: I’m a Pidge. And Mum, you look a lot older than I remember.
Matt: KaTIE THAT’S NOT SOMETHING YOU SAY TO ANYONE.

Lance enters with a mug of coffee or something.

Hunk: Ah, I see you’re holding true to being the 20 minutes late with Starbucks meme.
Lance: Yes, but I woke up lat this morning and I have to uphold my beauty routine so I’m not sore-why is Pidge standing next to a hot Pidge what is happening am I okay.

Lance is barrelled over in a bear hug by his sibling.

Lance: *is confused*
Keith *is alarmed, the subject of his pining isn’t allowed to die*
Everyone else: *also alarmed*
Sibling: How dare you, not tell me or anyone else about Iverson being a dick to you! You were my role model! I came out as genderfluid to you before anyone else! Before I came out to Mama! You watched my debates and you went to everyone on of Freya’s hockey games, and you taught Maria how to use makeup when she was transitioning, and yet you couldn’t tell anyone of us, or even Mum or Mama about that!
Lance: Who-w-How do you know all that who are you?
Sibling: Well, you dense traffic light after that I thought it would have been obvious. I’m *name*
Lance: Um, no, *name* is 13.
Pidge: Lance…I can’t believe I forgot…We studied this…Time passes differently in space…
Lance: So you’re telling me that they’re, that you’re, my sibling? You’re, like, my age, if you aren’t older! How old even are you?
Sibling: I’m 19.
Lance: What the f-
Matt: Language.
Lance: ????
Matt: If I’m not allowed to swear you don’t get you.
Sibling: You know what this means, right? Unless you were some sort of crazy party animal at the Garrison I got to drink before you.
Hunk: 19 is still underage though.
Sibling: In America maybe. But we live in Australia. So. Whenever I went home I got to drink. Because I was also at the Garrison from a program/branch thing in Australia I was bound by Australian rules so I was legally considered an adult and allowed to pilot the second Kerberos mission.
Matt: But more importantly. You think I’m hot? *bats lashes at Lance*
Sibling: Right, how could we forget about that beautiful gem.
Lance: How could you do this? Betrayed by my favourite little-what is is sibling? Sister?
Sibling: Sibling.
Lance: How could I be betrayed by my favourite little sibling?
Sibling: Well first of all, I’m only your favourite until Freya or Maria is in the room and suddenly you’re not allowed to have favourites, and second, you may have been born before me but I’ve lived longer than you so I’m the older sibling now.
Lance: All around me are familiar faces, worn out places-
Allura: We are currently searching for our black paladin, Shiro, which is why we wanted meet with you, aside from solidifying an alliance.
Matt: Wait, you mean Shiro like Takashi Shirogane?
Keith: Yeah. He’s missing and we can’t form Voltron without him.
Matt: You must be Takashi’s emotionally constipated adopted child-I mean adoptive brother. But more importantly, he couldn’t even be here to meet me! My boyfriend’s such a *stares directly at Mrs Holt* goshdarned flake.
Pidge: *Snorts* And what a hecking shame that is! If you being here could have stopped him from going and cheesing disappearing then we wouldn’t be in this dang situation.
Holt siblings: *snorts devolving into cackles*

So that’s my au. There’s more. There’s so much more and I might draw some of it. I’m also considering a name/names for the sibling.

Or, alternatively the time passing differently in space could just be for langst.

this is it… langst is all i will be remembered for 

-lance is a HUGE. fan of Marina and the Diamonds. All of her songs just hit him in the heart just right, but whenever he listens to them he starts crying. Someone started humming or singing it and instantly became alarmed/panicked when he started bawling.

-allura and coran can’t possibly be the only alteans left. there would have been some alteans that lived on other planets, right? lance’s great great grandparents were completely altean, but they stayed shapeshifted as humans for so long their children looked like humans too. Lance is 100% percent altean, but his familes forgot their history.

-lance self harms. not cutting, he does it in more… subtle ways. like making himself sleep with no blankets, or biting his hands, or scratching at his skin. shiro did all of these things, so when he realizes what lance is doing he immediately tells everyone else in an attempt to help (he really did try to help. he really did.), but that’s not a good idea. Lance lashes out and panics.

-alteans don’t lie about important things. they’re truthful and honest (until it comes to ‘who stole my cookies??’. then they lie.), and they don’t know how tricky and deceitful humans can be. Lance, coran and allura soon learn, is an expert liar.

-lance always carries a compact mirror around with him, and a lot of times people call him out for ‘being obsessed with his appearance’. somehow, it saves the entire team at some point, whether from blinding an enemy, or making a stuck-up king thankful, but pidge mutters ‘wow, lance’s vanity finally does something useful for once.’ lance hears her.

Langst

I would really like some of these to be turned into fanfics….

- Lance has feelings/crushes on everyone on the team but nobody even remotely or lowkey returns his feelings so he’s bottled it up inside

- Lance collapses from sleep deprivation in a hallway and nobody finds his more almost an entire day, they think he’s just playing games.

- Hunk knows a little Spanish and sometimes tried to reassure Lance in Spanish but he gets it wrong and accidentally tells Lance he’s useless instead of special

- Lance asks Pidge why she isn’t sleeping anymore and she yells at him about her family and how he doesn’t understand. Lance loses his cool and screams at her that he’s so home sick he’s thought about leaving so many times and never coming back. His tantrum quickly turns to an act of crying. Pidge doesn’t do or say anything because she doesn’t know how.

- Lance dies on a mission and the only people looking for him are Keith and Shiro, everyone else assumes he’s ignoring them.

- Instead of saying quiznack, Lance has returned to saying fuck

- On missions, Shiro stops paying attention to Lance and his ideas. Eventually Lance gives up and basically runs away, not knowing the rest of the team needs to form Voltron.

- Matt is saved and is immediately introduced to the blue lion and they begin to bond. Lance lashes out at Matt, claiming he’s taking away the only friend he had left and the rest of the team gets offended and tells Lance to shut up.

- (trigger warning: self harm) Lance cuts is thighs when he’s upset. Keith’s caught him on multiple occasions and has never said anything.

- Prince Lotor intercepts the team on a mission and begins to beat their asses. He’s infatuated with Lance and wants to be with him— romantically and sexually. The team asks Lance to say no, “Lance don’t do it! We need to form voltron! Think about us!” And that’s what sets Lance off. He strips right then and there of his Voltron gear and leaves with Lotor.

- Prince Lotor kidnapping Lance in the middle of the night to add discourse to the team, only to find out no one is looking for him for 2 days.

- Keith and Pidge continuously playing pranks on Lance, often blaming stuff on him he clearly didn’t do and videotaping it. Lance can’t laugh at it when they tell him it’s a prank, and they ridicule him for crying.

- Hunk forgetting the time in the garrison with Lance and having to re-bond with his buddy but it doesn’t work and now they aren’t even friends

- Allura asking the team to stay silent for an entire day as part of a team building exercise but of course Lance wasn’t there so he goes the whole day thinking everyone’s ignoring him, and when he goes to Allura to talk about it, she yells at him for breaking the rules

- Lance going deaf from and explosion and when he tells his teammates he can’t hear them they lash out.

2. Kissing // Klance

« {Part 2 of my Valentine’s collection.} »


Training with his boyfriend had its perks, Lance decided. Sure, it could get a little awkward when they did group mind-melding exercises, but dating his teammate meant that he got to see him all the time, and he could flirt with him whenever he wanted, and—best of all—he could watch Keith practice sparring.

Lance was sitting on the floor of the practice room watching Keith battle the gladiator robot. He had a great view. When Keith sparred, he was just. Really hot. Sometimes it sort of made Lance mad how hot he was. Every move seemed as though it was specifically designed to showcase how strong and elegant Keith could be. He almost moved faster than Lance could track, brandishing his bayard with one toned arm and dodging the robot’s blows in a display of athleticism that made Lance’s mouth go dry. Keith had already taken off his jacket. He was left in a form-fitting black t-shirt that clung to his damp skin and perfectly showed off the muscles on his back and shoulders. His face was flushed and sweaty, and most of Keith’s hair had fallen out of his ponytail by now. Lance really wanted to tangle his fingers in that hair and never let go.

In one final move, Keith leaped forward and turned midair, slashing the robot’s side with his bayard. The poor thing didn’t even stand a chance. As the robot sunk to the ground, Keith landed, rolled, and ended in a crouch, one palm braced on the floor for balance. Lance’s breath caught in his throat. How the fuck did he manage to date someone so badass?

“Holy shit,” Lance said. “Leave some of the cool moves for the rest of us, okay? Jeez, you’re going to use them all up.”

“That doesn’t even made sense,” Keith replied, a little winded, as he got to his feet. “Also, did you just admit that I’m cool?”

“No, I said you were doing some cool moves. That means you’re being a show-off.”

“Oh really?” Keith said. He grinned a little, and Lance forgot everything he’d just been saying. Why was Keith a show-off again? What were they bantering about? “C’mere, let’s spar.”

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mutlifandomloverstuff  asked:

For the mini fic can you do shance and things you said at 1 am

‘things you said at 1 am’

“You know, you and I could be a thing,” Lance said, back bending over the edge of Shiro’s bed. He looked at a shirtless Shiro upside down and grinned.

“What do you mean, you and me?” Shiro raised a brow, pulling a loose shirt over his head. He was now ready to sleep, nudging Lance over tiredly to make room for himself.

“You know… us.” Lance raised himself up and spun onto his stomach. “Like, in a relationship.”

“Oh…” Shiro trailed off with a blush. Lance wanted to be… his?

Lance grinned, eyes narrowing into a flirtatious gaze. “Yeah,” he confirmed Shiro’s thoughts.

“It’s really late right now, Lance,” Shiro sobered up, glancing at the clock. “Are you sure about this, or is it just the time talking?”

Lance gave Shiro an unimpressed look. “You’re so damn dense sometimes, I swear,” he grumbled, before pouncing on Shiro and hovering above him. Shiro’s eyes widened in shock and Lance smirked, leaning in to kiss him chastely before whispering, “Yes, I’m serious.”

Shiro flushed, averting his gaze out of embarrassment. He glanced back up at Lance through his lashes and murmured his reply. “Then, yes, we’re a thing now.”

This time, it was Lance who’s face reddened, as he lay his head on Shiro’s chest with a laugh. “Boyfriends?”

“Boyfriends,” Shiro confirmed with a chuckle.

anonymous asked:

Are u still taking hcs? Turns out keith heard lances monologue abt his insecurities to the yupper so when they get back to the castle ship keith seems too.. Soft and easy and nice around lance. Like he's afraid to say the wrong thing and upset him. When lance confronts him keith admits to what he heard and lance lashes out, hating the idea that keith (his crush!!) actually pitied him. this ofc sets their relationship development way back lmao ;)

wHY this was CUTE AT FIRST THEN IT GOT SAD REAL QUICK

slotheyes  asked:

Just fuck me up with a Klance exes meeting again after not speaking for years au pls

fic promptsfuck me up here

disclaimers: don’t own
prompt: see above, @slotheyes hope you like ;)
a/n: bc keith as a barista with that stupid little ponytail and lance wearing a star wars t-shirt was the first thing i saw, pls excuse my ridiculous music references, what i listen to as i write always goes into the finished product bc i’m a dweeb

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BITTER SHOTS.

There are plenty of awkward moments in life, some more mortifying than others, some less. Falling up the stairs. Swimming into someone else’s lost Band-Aid at the public pool. Working at a late-night coffee shop on a slow, soggy Tuesday evening — hiss and grind of espresso machine, rattle and clink of dishes in the sink, soft hum of the building’s heater overlaying shop music as the last few regulars pack up, last few non-regulars drift out, a to-goer hurries with his umbrella poised to open — and turning around from washing some house mugs to find your high school ex staring at you from the other side of the Square tablet and register.

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@chasertiff said: Klance: patching up a wound

“You’re a huge idiot,” Keith said, winding the bandage around far more forcefully than he really needed to.

Or at least, at least in Lance’s opinion, it was far too harsh. No need to yank his shoulder out of its socket while trying to patch up a (so very tiny minor) cut on his arm. “Okay, yeah, tell me again, like I don’t know,” he replied, rolling his eyes.

“Huge,” Keith started. “You are a huge, tremendous, awful, self-destructive, vainglorious–”

“Woah there, buddy, slow down, I was being sarcastic.” The words stung about as much as the shot had. Lance’s arm was numb now, but that was either his brain overreacting to the pain or whatever it was that Keith had plastered on it as soon as they were safe.

“Idiot. A huge idiot.”

Lance grumbled in response.

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anonymous asked:

Don't you feel like the team is unnecessarily rude to Lance a lot though? Like I get that he's bad at a bunch of things and flirts with everyone but idk... Like in a lot of stuff I see it's just the Paladins being really judgemental toward him (not trying to be passive aggressive, your stuff is great) and it kind of gets on my nerves? Well anyway, that might be a good subject for langst™ someday. Thank

Idk man I feel like every friend group has that One Person who is so easily roastable that everyone is like. Compelled to drag them. I’m not saying that’s a good thing- I myself am trying to ease off the friendly bullying because you know what? Friends shouldn’t kill each other like this.

But I see the Voltsquad starting out like this. Lance is really easy to pick on, because he does a lot of annoying things. And he knows this. He owns it. Lance is the kind of person who would like… Chop off his leg if it would cheer up a sad friend. I kind of identify with Lance in this aspect? I don’t mind being the butt of the joke if it makes everyone laugh. Lance sacrifices himself for that mf like button.

But everyone (including me) does have a point where they just want to be taken seriously. Lance is shown to get homesick a lot, but he also has a habit of burying negative emotion with The Jokes™. 

So I can see him one day being a little more obnoxious than usual because he’s actually feeling super fucking sad rn, and when someone does their usual “Shut up Lance, no one cares” line, Lance would probably just. Lash out suddenly and take everyone by surprise. 

He would do something over dramatic, like aggressively shooting a wall with wild abandon. He would basically pull a Ballistic Keith™ move, which goes against his entire ‘roll with it’ personality. And no one knows how to react to an angry Lance, because no one (except maybe Hunk) has ever seen Lance like this. So the rest of the team is silent as Lance finishes his outburst and- Oh, shit. He totally just destroyed his ‘Cool Guy’ image. He has to get out of here. Oh, Jesus Christ, he can’t let them see him like this. He can’t be weak in front of his friends, because God- they’ll probably jump on him like wolves smelling a kill.

So Lance throws off his helmet, refuses to look at anyone, awkwardly excuses himself, and then BOOKS IT. He may or may not be crying. Lance feels a Lot, and usually it’s okay but when he’s feeling down hoo boy… Here comes Cryagara Falls.

Hunk would be the first to go after him, probably right on Lance’s heels. Everyone else awkwardly stands around the training room, unable to look at each other and basically drowning in guilt. ‘We are awful friends,’ is a thought going through everyone’s heads.

Over the next few days, Lance doesn’t avoid everyone but he also… Doesn’t bring the Training Room Incident up. And no one else (except Hunk, in the privacy of their rooms) dares to talk to Lance about it. Well, Shiro probably checks up on Lance, because Space Dad to the rescue, but other than that. Nope. The rest of the team makes it a priority to awkwardly check up on Lance every day though. 

  • Coran offers to try and recreate Lance’s favorite meals (Lance only agrees after Hunk promises to help, and he swears up and down the Castle that he did not tear up when he took his first bite of Coran’s food. “It’s because of those weird alien spices!!” Lance insists, but later he remembers how it almost, almost tasted like the food from the street vendor near his house and- home is still so far away, but he can remember. Even if it hurts, he can remember.) 
  • Pidge goes out of their way to make a few upgrades to Lance’s suit (Even the useless ones, like a mini fridge in Blue, requests that Lance mostly meant as a joke. But there’s also some serious requests that Lance tried to disguise with humor because he didn’t want to be judged- he asks for holophotos of his family and friends to be pinned to his viewscreen, he asks for medkits to be installed because Lance hates the thought of dying in space, Lance asks for extra comms to be kept in his cockpit because he’s terrified that one day he’ll be cut off from the others and Lance needs social contact to live. LIttle things, big things, things that Matter to Lance and things that Pidge is ashamed to have never realized for all they claim to be a genius.) 
  • Keith offers to train one-on-one with Lance (And even gives Lance an incredibly awkward but sincere compliment about his aim, which Lance records ostensibly for blackmail but also because holy shit?? Keith complimented him?? His rival, the guy Lance always worried about never measuring up to, views him as an equal. And to someone like Lance, someone who always wonders if they’re enough, if they really are that important to this team- that means something.)
  • Allura invites Lance to join her on the navigation deck, and Lance surprises her when he only hits on her like three times over the course of a few hours. They mostly stand in silence as they gaze at the stars together (It’s surprisingly pleasant, and Allura asks Lance if he wants to do it again. He accepts with a flirty wink, but watching the stars once a week becomes their Thing, and Lance is so grateful for having a new tradition in the emptiness that comes with space.)
  • Shiro just. Listens to Lance. About anything and everything, including Lance’s homesickness. Lance talks, and talks, and talks. For hours he just chatters away, and he finally peters out when he realizes that Shiro is actually still listening (And that means so much to Lance?? In Space No One Can Hear You Scream and all that emo shit, but it actually holds a lot of truth?? Space is cold, full of danger, and unending and sometimes Lance feels so small. But Shiro helps him remember that his family, no matter how far away, is still out there. And that helps, so much.)
  • Hunk is just Lance’s rock. He gets Lance. He sometimes understands Lance better than Lance knows himself. Hunk is this unwavering pillar of support; he is always Lance’s hype man, he always backs his bro up, and where Lance goes Hunk is soon trailing after. And Lance appreciates Hunk so, so much for that. Lance can’t handle being alone.

After that, I think that everyone would ease off Lance for a while. Lance still deserves to be dragged for some of his behavior but… It becomes more fond after a while? Like, everyone would become kind of overprotective of Lance and just really aware of his emotional state. And Lance would be embarrassed by the extra attention, but it would also be a little heart-warming? Something like that.

This is really long lmfao

something..
  • something i realized about the season three trailer.
  • look at how conifendt lance is now bc shiro is gone.
  • bc shiro puts him down so much , and everyone else joins in bc shiro is the adult
  • like crushing his confidence, giving him ugly looks when lance tries to make a joke?
  • Friend : also omg lets say shiro comes back and like. lance starts lashing out and aAg
  • thats why i super ship hance. hunk is like, so nice to him.
  • Friend : keith needs more development before he should be w lance tbh
  • yeah..but tbh he idolizes shiro too much and that could b dangerous. especially w how shiro teats lance.it could make klance veerry abusive : (
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Okay so everyone is freaking out over Fitz personally I’m a skimmons shipper so I’m no completely on that ship butttt can everyone please turn there attention to badass Jemma!! Like come on shes totally badass to be living on a planet by herself. Badass.

Storytime.

I might even vlog this one because of how ridiculous it is. 


So, years ago I decided to search my name on Facebook.When I did only one other Lance Lash popped up. So I messaged them. All I said was “There can only be one.” He never responded and I was kind of let down.

Cut to a few minutes ago. I was submitting for acting work so I decided to search my name on youtube to see what popped up just in case casting directors searched my name on there. The very first video is named “My Slideshow- Lance Lash “ and it’s a slideshow of the dude I messaged on facebook. I watched it because it’s been 5 years since I messaged the dude so I wasn’t sure. It was definitely him. And the last line of the slide show was:  “Always in our hearts. Always in our mind. Gone but never forgotten, missing you always.” He had passed away in 2014. TWO YEARS AFTER I MESSAGED HIM. I know it’s irrational, but I almost feel like I had a hand in his death. 

I’ve had plenty of near death experiences yet survived. yet the one other man with my name that I told “there can only be one” to is gone. It’s eerie as hell. Now I think I’m going to watch “The One” with Jet Li, since it really is the only appropriate response to learning this information.