lanc gross

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fun fact about me: im loVe coloring books !!!! it was the only thing i used to enjoy when i was little, and i was really good at it. now tho? not so much. but anyways, i still love it? annnd it helps a lot with my anxiety and keeps me distracted, so thank u so much to @voltroncoloringbook and @pjocoloringbookproject for this! and of course, all the artists behind it.


[ @indigonite, @cookiecreation, @bunbunsie, @bibinella, @littlestpersimmon. ]

The first time Hunk saw Lance pre-morning routine, probably with a toothbrush in his mouth, maybe with a face mask on, he laughed a little and said “dude, you look really cute” and thats the moment lance knew he was in love with his best friend

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Giraffe Boy gets a Giraffe Mug for his rainy day at the café ♡

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“Don’t worry! It’s all part of my master plan.”

“Yes, because crashing into a bunch of asteroids and then nose diving into some random, barren planet was a brilliant idea. Way to go genius.”

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i drew this a bit ago??? tbh i liked the idea of this but as i got to drawing it i hated how it was turning out so i stopped??
this pretty much encompassed everything im bad at into one LMAOOOO SO IM NOT SURPRISED
so have a half done shitty comic which doesnt really make sense cause no context

Boyfriend Keith Headcanons

I’ve seen a lot of Klance head canons in my day (you have to imagine me saying this whilst sitting in a rocking chair on someone’s verandah) and a lot of them seem to focus a lot on Lance, which is great! And I get it! Lance is more extroverted and probably does the BIG romantic gestures, but I bet Keith is also a really rad boyfriend. So here’s some boyfriend Keith head canons.

  • Relationships are very important to Keith because of how much time he has spent in isolation. He’s very sentimental and saves ticket stubs from movie dates. He hangs flowers upside down so they dry and he can keep them. There’s a box of these trinkets filled with cute notes Lance has left on his door, a cool rock Lance gave Keith because he said it was the same colour as his eyes, a band-aid (gross) that Lance put on his wrist before they started officially dating.
  • He starts wearing his hair up more because he knows Lance likes it. He even buys some matching bobby pins and Lance wears his set proudly around the ship.
  • Koala boyfriend.
  • Knows all of Lance’s most ticklish spots.
  • Does drills with Hunk in secret to learn all of Lance’s siblings, aunts, uncles, grandparents, parents, etc. He gets Lance to teach him how to sew (“oh, I’m just getting some holes in my gloves and think it would be nice to repair them myself”) and he cross-stitches Lance’s family tree for christmas. 
  • He adds an additional branch for team Volton cuz they’re family too
  • Lance cries for an hour. 
  • When no ones around he’ll say HORRIFICALLY dirty things to Lance. Half of them don’t make sense. And it’s kind of a joke that Keith has no idea what sexual innuendoes are. Sometimes he’ll know he has the euphemism wrong, but he’ll whisper it to Lance anyway just to hear him laugh. 
  • REALLY likes Lance’s legs. 
  • And smooth tummy. 
  • Happily big spoons the night away.
  • Protective boyfriend.
  • Lance makes him a t-shirt with his own face on it as a joke…. but Keith… wears it? Like a lot?
  • Some alien - “The blue one is on your shirt?”
  • Keith - “… Yeah?”
  • Lance is both flattered and mortified. 
  • Someone once made a very inappropriate pass at Lance and kept touching him and cornering him. Lance tried to quietly slip away and not cause a scene when Keith just HEADBUTTED THE GUY. Gross dude dropped to the ground and didn’t get up for a while. 
  • Hugs from behind a lot.
  • Velcro boyfriend.
  • Will grow up to be that old man, who when he opens his wallet, a cascade of plastic sleeves filled with photos falls out.  

Has anyone considered the fact that maybe Lance just isn’t good at math and science? Like. Instead of saying “oh it’s because of this” or “it’s not his fault it’s the circumstances” maybe just think about him genuinely not understanding math and science, and it having nothing to do with his adhd or anything else he might have, his brain just isn’t wired that way, because as someone who is failing those classes no matter how hard I try, that seems to be the most likely option

pidge: holy shit, you guys.

hunk: what?

pidge: i just realized that i haven’t spoken to a straight person in months.

lance: it’s great, right?

pidge: yeah!

hunk: i wonder what will happen when we go back to earth.

keith: you mean, when we meet straight people again?

lance: sounds gross. i want to go back to earth, but i really don’t want to go back to straight people.

pidge: ugh, me too.

keith: yeah, same. i don’t know what to think.

hunk: it’s a paradox.

i just love allura visiting the earth concepts like okay

allura: (picks up an oreo, removes the filling with a butter knife and dips just the cookies into a glass of milk)

lance: okay (slides her glass of milk away from her) that is not how you eat an oreo

hunk: aw c'mon lance, she’s our guest let her do however she likes

lance: noope she’s on our turf now, and she’s gonna do it right

allura: (rolls her eyes because this is the fourth time that day lance has said this) alright show me the proper way

lance: now THIS is the proper technique, you just (tosses a bare oreo half over his shoulder keeping the half with the filling) eat the good, and discard the rest

keith: no, that’s not how you eat oreos (swipes the box from him and takes one for himself) the right way to do it is to eat only the filling, the rest is gross

lance: wh– NO, wrong !! (snatches the box) that’s just wasting the entire thing !!

keith: you wasted most of yours too >:/

hunk: guys, i don’t mean to correct or judge anybody but actually … you’re all wrong. the cookie to filling ratio of an oreo is perfect as is, and the only right way is to eat it all in one go.

keith: what

lance: no way hunk nobody does that

hunk: um, except i do that, so

allura: pidge !! how do you partake of the oreos ???

pidge: (on her laptop) oh me ??? simple, like this (gets up, grabs an oreo from the box, raises it over her head, and chucks it across the room into a trash can) kobe !!

*everyone stares at her*

pidge: what i hate oreos