lame-joke

Valvatorez: Well done, Nemo! You have finished atoning all of your sins.

Nemo: I am grateful for your guidance, Valvatorez. Thank you so much.

Valvatorez: Now it is time for you to go to the red moon and be reborn!

*Nemo heads to the red moon, gets reincarnated and finds out that he has become a clownfish in the ocean*

Nemo: ….

  • Harry: Damn, we are trapped in this room.
  • Ron: It's so bloody dark in here,good thing we have our wands.
  • Harry: Wait I have an idea.
  • *walks over to Hermione*
  • Hermione: Harry what are you doing?
  • *Harry grabs her, bends her back then forth, picks her up and shakes her, then sets her back on her feet.*
  • Harry: Damn, I was sure that was going to work.
  • Hermione: WHAT THE HELL HARRY!
  • Harry: What?! I thought if i shook you up you would start glowing.
  • Hermione: I am NOT a bloody glow stick!
  • Harry: Two words Hermione: "Brightest Witch"