lame-joke

  • Harry: Damn, we are trapped in this room.
  • Ron: It's so bloody dark in here,good thing we have our wands.
  • Harry: Wait I have an idea.
  • *walks over to Hermione*
  • Hermione: Harry what are you doing?
  • *Harry grabs her, bends her back then forth, picks her up and shakes her, then sets her back on her feet.*
  • Harry: Damn, I was sure that was going to work.
  • Hermione: WHAT THE HELL HARRY!
  • Harry: What?! I thought if i shook you up you would start glowing.
  • Hermione: I am NOT a bloody glow stick!
  • Harry: Two words Hermione: "Brightest Witch"