lame-joke

My friends tried their best to lift up my mood yesterday (I felt like shit yesterday with all Sucker for Pain incident and my work)

- You know actually sex works like this: you rent a room in hotel, hold hands and watch Cartoon network the whole day. S&M is for smoke & mushroom I swear they taste great together. 

- Oh condoms are bubbles

- Yes and baby is being carried by a bird to your house

- Why not use FedEx tho that should be faster 

- I dont know its a tradition

- They should update this into newest biological research edition

- I don’t think they have time tho they’re busy with sex

- Did you just…

  • Harry: Damn, we are trapped in this room.
  • Ron: It's so bloody dark in here,good thing we have our wands.
  • Harry: Wait I have an idea.
  • *walks over to Hermione*
  • Hermione: Harry what are you doing?
  • *Harry grabs her, bends her back then forth, picks her up and shakes her, then sets her back on her feet.*
  • Harry: Damn, I was sure that was going to work.
  • Hermione: WHAT THE HELL HARRY!
  • Harry: What?! I thought if i shook you up you would start glowing.
  • Hermione: I am NOT a bloody glow stick!
  • Harry: Two words Hermione: "Brightest Witch"