lame starter is lame but a starter

Send me a sentence from this mixed up list!
  • "Wow, you're amazing!"
  • "Quite the mouth you've got there."
  • "I haven't seen you around here before."
  • "Come on, help me out! Please?"
  • "Oh my God, are you alright?!"
  • "Kiss me, quick! It's for science!"
  • "How did you do that?"
  • "How dare you!"
  • "Get off of me!"
  • "If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!"
  • "Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."
  • "Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids."
  • "Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
  • "You're a dork."
  • "Gosh you're so adorable!"
  • "You're an idiot."
  • "I like you."
  • "I hate you."
  • "Please don't hate me!"
  • "I have something I need to tell you..."
  • "Could I stay the night...?"
  • "I'm sorry I'm so dumb."
  • "I like you the way you are."

I know that a lot of people say this: but it’s honestly to weird to see old pictures and videos of myself. Like today, I was took the chance to clean up my house (which it really needed) and I stumbled across a few of my old casting photos and it honestly took me a good moment or two to just realize it was me in the pictures instead of the long lost twin brother I forgot I had. I know that life comes with changes, but I don’t think not even remembering a time where I had baby face is beyond weird to me.

Somehow managed to almost completely lose my dog today. Left the door open while I was trying to bring groceries in and he thought that would be a great time to run out and try to escape. I mean, I know it was partially my fault for not keeping a better eye on him, but he also shouldn’t have tried to escape from such a loving home! But yeah, hey, I’m Hayley, and I’m currently questioning my ability to be a good dog mom.

“So how are we feeling today?,” Owen asked, pulling back the curtain to the patient sitting on the bed in the middle of the emergency room. “Tell me what’s going on.” It was his duty as a nurse to get as much information as possible for the doctor and he found that this was the best place to start. 

Just as my body got use to being back to it’s usual sleeping time, I am off to europe to start my tour and have to adjust to a whole new timezone again. this also kinda makes me sad that I wasn’t able to go to coachella this year cause it looked lit from videos friends sent me. but I think that is also a sign I need to get new friends if they are gonna do that to me.