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New Fic: Smoke You Out (NC-17) (badboy/nerd/teacher!AU)

Title: Smoke You Out

Word Count: 5000+

Summary: Blaine is a sort of hopeless Sex Ed teacher, and Kurt is a jackass who thinks his classes need a little more of a hands on approach.

Basically I wanted to write nerd!Blaine and badboy!Kurt but I wanted teacher!Klaine as well so this happened. And it’s basically pure crack and then porn.

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10 Conyo-mandments

1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you
know?”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so
eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”
ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”
ex. “Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book
eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish .
ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. “Like, it’s so init naman!”
“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your
sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”
ex. “Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”
“I know right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full
effect!
ex. “I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

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Omfg Liz headbanging.

Colin Morgan ~ Hunger Magazine May 2015

http://www.hungertv.com/gallery/104751/1/6/exclusive-the-interview-colin-morgan/

Please someone write a destiel fic about Dean who has to fly to Los Angeles to attend the wedding of Sam and Jess (He’s the best man, obviously) where he meets Castiel, a co worker of Jess who works at the local hospital. At first they don’t really like each other, Cas thinking that Dean is an arrogant bastard and Dean thinking Cas is a #1 douchebag. But they become great friends after Cas had to give Dean some stitches (I told you, Cas. That dog hated me from the start. Can’t blame it tho, everyone wants a piece of me “Cas?” Uhm..yeah..I mean..Castiel is quite a mouthfull..) They start to flirt casually and they end up dating. Bonus points if it kinda ends with: I always wondered why they called it the City of Angels, but I think I understand now. I found mine.

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