Minseok: head of the entire mathematics department, always curves his test, holds extended office hours for tutoring, drinks 3 cups of coffee a day, lowkey watches anime between classes, listens to drama OSTs in his car
Jongin: teaches most of the dance courses, randomly makes his students have dance battles, he broke the mirror one time trying to b-boy, he gets his inspiration from SHINee, and his phone wallpaper is Taemin
Kyungsoo: English professor, he has perfect pronunciation, is also fluent in Spanish, gives a lot of work but makes the tests easy because he knows the struggles of studying, you’ll probably find him loitering around the dance studios in his free time
Junmyeon: teaches every political science class, make sure you refer to him as “DOCTOR Kim”, doesn’t assign a lot of homework because he wants his students to get a good night’s sleep, always brings donuts or cookies for his class
Yixing: mandarin/global studies professor, always shows up late with bed hair and pajamas, loves his students and remembers all of their names, passionate about his class but can’t seem to teach, if you want to pass, read the textbook
Baekhyun: game design professor, includes his usernames for all the games he plays in the syllabus, for his finals you have to beat him in a game he designed, super laid back but you better show up to class
Jongdae: teaches vocal lessons/composing, also the choir master, trolls his students by making his test answers ‘c’ 10 times in a row, he shows up with different clothes everyday, his students like talking to him about their problems
Sehun: anatomy professor, laughs at his own dirty jokes in class, provides ‘extra help’ after lectures, his go-to outfit includes a fedora and a long trench coat, also reads off his powerpoints
Chanyeol: music theory professor, his class is never boring, accompanies his lessons with his own singing and pieces, if you ask him a question about something on the exam, he’ll probably accidentally give you the answer, he also jams to “Bad and Boujee” right before class
→ *yall are either doing the most (without a doubt), being annoying, or just down right fucking gross so here i hope yall learn to do better next time (none of this is to directly target anyone or anything, just some things ive seen that need to be put to rest. that being said, my ask is still open if you feel otherwise.) edit: yall are doing the most to clock me for kinkshaming, but not everyone is going to like everything and everyone has a right to express such opinions. if you have a problem with anything i said, oh well lol
if she dont know him (and they havent personally discussed it) and hes eating her out while she sleeps for whatever reason,,, he raped her fuck off with that buffoonery
you can write tao into a fic without making him a whiny, sobbing pissbaby i hate that stereotype
if the oc hates his ass and distinctly said “no” to fucking but he “persuades” them in an aggressive way, thats rape too. no is no regardless it shouldnt be that hard to grasp
can yall stop with the mafia!exo fics where he kidnapped the oc and is such a fucking cunt but they grow to love him anyway (ngl ive written this before but like,,, i shouldnt even have to explain why this made the list)
some people are into this and thats chill but it annoys me when hes the dom and hell “punish” the oc for masturbating when hes away
in supernatural!exo fics why is he watching her sleep if they arent acquainted?? it wasnt cute when twilight did it and it isnt cute now
ive seen a distinct lack of boy!reader fics and non east asian poc fics (i try to use words that leave it open to interpretation but why is she always either white or east asian)
ill say it again for yall smut writers,,, if the oc seriously says “no” it isnt the time for him to keep trying to seduce them
the way hes so protective (especially when they arent allowed to have other male friends) aint attractive sometimes
theres a fine line between rough sex and pushing set boundries
bts and exo dont always have to beef
but i dont wanna see bts in every single oneshot/fic
age of consent varies but if you hmu asking me to write some shit about a 13 year old reader (and its happened sksksks) dont expect my american ass not to look at my phone a lil funny before pressing “delete”
this is less exo and more general, but stop ! writing ! smut ! about ! idols ! that ! arent ! legal ! let them be kids and stop sexualizing everything
i thought i escaped this bullshit when i quit hardcore stanning 1d but the other day i saw a fic where he was her bully?? and she fell for him even though he did nothing but put her down??? um–
those “sex slave” fics i see on aff where he literally owns her and dictates every little thing she does are also an um– (thats actually a world issue sjsksks just write some heavy bdsm oneshots i know yall add that in at some point anyway)
i know what sehun comes across as but can yall stop making him such an overbearing, bratty piece of shit in everything its agitating to see it so often
i find this more funny than anything but with some of those reaction requests where the oc fangirls to another group, is he supposed to seriously mind? my mom fangirls over celebrity men all the time and her husband doesnt care at all
lastly, those “adopted sibling/step-brother” stories arent technically bad, but it makes me wince when they were raised as siblings and they talk abt being brother/brother or brother/sister so frequently like,,, idk about you but if i fell in love with my brother–
EXO reaction when you find out they’re a part of a mafia
Hi! Can you do exo reaction when you find out they are in mafia? Thank you very much!!!
Hell. Yes. I. Can. I actually live for mafia! exo so thank you you angel for requesting this. Here it goes.
Since you were now married, Xiumin thought it would be right to tell you. You can’t leave him now that you’re married to him, not that he would let you if you weren’t either. You truly loved Minseok, you did. You promised each other that you would love each other unconditionally until the end of time. You even said so in your vows.
As much as you loved him, or thought you did, you couldn’t take this. He lied to you for years but worse than that, he’s a cold blooded murderer. When you demanded a divorce he just scoffed.
‘’But darling, we just got married. We haven’t even been on our honey moon yet.’’
‘’Stop playing games Minseok! I can’t be with a murderer like you!’’
‘’I’m sorry but did you forget what you said in your vows? That you would love me no matter what, until the end of time. You promised jagi, and I expect you to keep that promise.’’
You really wished you didn’t find out. You couldn’t believe your ears. Junmyeon thought you were upstairs so he decided to make a phone call. You just went downstairs to ask him what movie does he wanna watch tonight, but stopped in your tracks as you heard him talking rather angrily on the phone. He was in the kitchen when you were right outside of the door. What he said was enough for you to connect the dots.
All the late night shifts, the long hours, the traveling, the smell of blood that you sometimes noticed on his clothes. You always ignored it or just thought that your mind was playing tricks on you. But now you knew. And so did he. He knew that you found out as soon as he walked through that door. He saw the look of shock and fear on your face.
‘’This was bound to happen sooner or later. But, just so you know, you’re still mine. This changes nothing between us.’’
‘’What are you talking about? It changes everything! Junmyeon I need to leave I-’’
‘’Woah, woah there sweetheart. You aren’t going anywhere. You are my fiancé, my angel. I can’t let you go.’’
He laughs ‘’Maybe, but only for you.’’
You found out about Yixing’s dirty little secret after a bunch of men kidnapped you. They thought you knew, but you didn’t. Not until then at least. They held you in their prison for days, trying to pry information out of you. You were completely broken. You thought you would die in there, after you just found out your boyfriend of a couple of years was a part of the mafia. Yixing of course came after you. You were not thinking straight, you forgot all the hate and fear and just ran into his arms, because you were finally out of that prison. When you were walking to the car, for Yixing to take you home, you saw more than a few dead bodies. This brought you back to the harsh, painful reality. You couldn’t get in a car with a murderer.
‘’Yixing, I… I can’t stay with you. Not after this. I need to leave.’’
‘’What do you mean leave? I just got you back, you can’t just leave me after I’ve searched and worried for you day and night. After fearing that I lost the one I loved-’’
‘’Well, you did. If you truly loved me you’d let me out of this hell.’’
He looked up at you with tears in his eyes ‘’Let you go? I can’t. I love you. You can’t just leave me like this! This isn’t how it’s supposed to go!’’
‘’Yixing I need to leave! Not that I only need to leave, I want to leave! I can’t stay with someone like you.’’
His heart broke at that moment. He couldn’t believe that he has to do this. He didn’t want to hurt you, but he can’t let you leave. You’re his everything.
‘’I’m sorry baobei.’’ was all he said before he nodded at his men, and the next thing you felt were handcuffs clicking on your wrists.
You just looked at him with complete disappointment and disbelief, while he avoided eye contact.
You were married to Baekhyun for almost a year, and you couldn’t be happier. Until one night. You were having dinner as usual and everything was normal. Except Baek wasn’t that talkative. You guessed it was something that happened at work and didn’t want to bother him about it. Then he casually, like he was having a normal conversation, said that he was a part of the mafia.
‘’Just thought it was time you should know.’’
The fork and knife you held clattered to the plate. You swallowed nervously, you were in complete shock. ‘’You’re kidding, right?’’
‘’No, I’m not. When did I ever lie to you?’’
‘’Um, maybe these past few years?!’’ you yelled. You didn’t plan on yelling that loud, it just came out.
‘’What did you expect me to do Y/N? Just mention to you on our first date that I’m in the mafia?’’
‘’You don’t seem to have a problem with it now!’’
‘’Because now you can’t leave. We’re married.’’
You laughed in his face ‘’Can’t leave? Sure as hell I can! Watch me.’’
You stomped to the door. You looked behind you to see if he was going after you, but he wasn’t. He continued sitting at the table. When you made it to the double door, you swung it open only to find two tall men with guns in their hands.
Now it was his turn to laugh in your face.
‘’You’re not going anywhere without me, sweetheart.’’
You knew for a couple of weeks now, he told you one night. And that night is the night you stopped seeing him as your loving, caring Jongdae. You were of course not going to stay with him, but you didn’t react right away. You were a smart woman, he wasn’t going to trap you that easily. So you waited a week to catch him off guard when you do actually try to leave.
And you did. You somehow sneaked out and now, instead of Seoul, you were in Busan. First mistake. Busan is too close so he tracked you down easily.
You were lying on your bed in your small hotel room trying to sleep. You were close, until you heard a knock on the balcony door. You groggily got up, still sleepy, but you woke up quickly when you saw Jongdae waving at you from the other side of your balcony. He gestured at you to move away from the glass, and in fear, you did. He pulled out a gun and shot it at the glass making it break. He stepped into your hotel room with open arms and a smile on his face.
‘’Baby! I missed you!’’ He said with an overly cheerful voice. ’’I gotta say, it was clever of you to catch me off guard like this. I always knew you were intellegent.’’ He then grabbed your face roughly. ’’My type of woman,’’ and with that, he started kissing you. Roughly.
‘He’s insane’ you thought. But then you realized you were kissing him back with just as much passion. ‘I’m insane.’
And you went home with him. To your home.
You didn’t even know this guy. Alright you kind of did, but you felt like you didn’t know him. You were dating this sweet, sweet guy for almost two months now and it was the best two months of your life. Until one night.
You were at this exlusive ass club together that he somehow got you two into and as it was pretty late and you were tired as hell, you decided to go home. You two were walking to the parking lot that was not far but not close from the club either. As you were walking down a shady street, a couple of sleezy guys started hitting on you. Chanyeol was furious, which was understandable.
But when three guys tried holding him back while the other one had you cornered against a wall with a knife against your neck, he didn’t hesitate to kill.
It all happened so fast. He swiftly pulled out his gun, that you had no idea he had, and shot each and every one of them. The rest was just a blur of tears and him frantically trying to comfort you and explain what he said. The only thing you caught was that he was in the mafia.
You tried to free yourself from his grip and run away somewhere, as far away from him as you could. But his grip on you was too strong it hurt.
‘’Let me go! HELP! HE-’’
He pressed his hand against your mouth blocking your screams. He had no idea what to do now. He, a man that was a part of a big and dangerous mafia, had no clue what to say or do now. So he pleaded. For the first time in his life, he pleaded.
‘’Please don’t leave me. You can’t. You won’t right? Look at what I did to protect you. I love you. I’ve never loved anyone. We’re gonna go home now okay? And you’re gonna stay with me right? Yeah.’’
You didn’t know if this guy was sick or something, but you kept shaking your head with tears streaming down your eyes and he somehow took that as a yes.
Not that you have a choice anyway.
You were his princess. No, his queen. His everything. None of this would matter without you. The money, the houses, the cars, the mafia, his life. He was nothing without you. He was never this weak around anyone. And Kyungsoo doesn’t like being weak.
He trusted you with this. With his secret. You acted understanding at first, only a little scared. That was very smart of you. But when he found out you went to the fucking police with all of this information about him he lost it. You forced him and his people to kill a bunch of officers. His gang wanted to kill you too, but him, being the love struck idiot he is, did not allow it. He would never ever let anyone hurt his angel.
That doesn’t mean he still trusts you though. On the contrary, he lost all trust in you. He swore to himself he would never be completely honset with you again. He still fucking loves you though. Of course he does. You made him weak.
Even though you were the one in the cage in his room and he was the one with the key to it you still managed to control him.
‘’I can’t believe you did that to me.’’ He laughed ‘’You betrayed me. I should never let you out of this cage. Actually, I should let my gang kill you. But I can’t. I love you. As cunning or backstabbing you are, I love you,’’ he sighed. ‘’But you’re not getting out of that cage soon.’’
‘’But Soo~’’ you said in a voice that made him melt. ‘’You know I love you too. And I’m sorry I went to the police. But can you blame me? I panicked! I would never betray you on purpose. Now, baby, let me out of this cage?’’
Lies, lies, lies. You were lying and you both knew it. He damn well knew that lying, evil poison was dripping from your lips. But how could you make it sound so beautiful and innocent? Truly a goddess he had before him.
So he unlocked the cage which you then crawled out of. He took you in his arms which you got comfortable in. You burried your head in his neck and, knewing he could feel it, smirked.
He didn’t want to tell you. He wanted to keep it a secret forever. But you deserved the truth. And it crushed you. It crushed him as well. As soon as he told you you fell apart in front of him. It broke his heart to see you so scared and sad. It hurt his soul when you flinched when he came closer to you. He just wanted to comfort you but you slapped his hand away.
‘’I hope you know that I love you and that this doesn’t change anything. I wi-’’
You cut him off right there, ‘’Doesn’t change anything? It changes absolutely everything Jongin!’’ you screamed ‘’You’re a murderer! A killer! How am I supposed to be with someone like that? How am I supposed to have a family with someone like that?’’ The last part came out in a whisper.
Jongin also had tears in his eyes. ‘’F-family?’’
‘’Yes a family! We’re married. We’re supposed to have a future together. We were supposed to have kids that would have normal lives. Now all of that is out of the question.’’
‘’It’s not! We’re still married! We can still have a family! I still love you!’’
‘’Yeah, well I can’t say the same back anymore.’’
‘’You’re lying.’’ His voice cracked.
Of course you were lying. You were lying to him and to yourself.
‘’You’re lying. You’re lying! You’re not gonna leave me.’’
‘’I can’t be with a murderer.’’
That’s what he was. A murdurer. A drug dealer. A hacker. Everything you teach your kids not to be. He knew this. And it ate his soul away every night. Except when you’re with him. With you he felt like Jongin and not like Kai- the mafia’s assasin. He couldn’t let something precious like that go.
So he didn’t. ‘’You’re my happiness. I can’t let my happiness go.’’ And so your fate was sealed.
When he one day came back home late, as usual, he saw you and all most of your belongings were gone. He was disappointed honestly. He trusted you. He knew he’d get you back easily though, so he decided not to panic. He kept calm while he called a couple of his ‘friends’ to help him find you. Sehun would never admit it but his heart shattered to pieces.
He was hurt.
But he knew this would happen sooner or later. Deep inside he hated himself for doing what he does. As much as he wanted to, he couldn’t get out of this world so with years of practice he pushed the guilt to the back of his mind. he couldn’t escape. And neither could you.
When you came face to face again both you and him expected him to be angry, but he was more hurt than angry.
‘’Why did you just leave like that? Without saying goodbye? Without a single note behind?’’
‘’What did you expect me to do Sehun? Stay with a murderer? A terrorist? I honestly can’t understand you-’’, you would’ve went, when he interupted you.
‘’Listen, I know what I fucking am. Talk shit about me all you want, I know it all. You don’t have to repeat it.’’ he kept a straight face while saying this ‘’You think I chose this life?! Do you really thi-’’
‘’No! But you chose to stay in this life. Don’t you dare try playing the fucking victim here Sehun.’’
Your words shot pain straight to his heart. It was amazing how he was just faced with the truth itself, but still managed to somehow push it aside.
He gestured at his men to cuff you, so they did and threw you in the car.
‘How can he do this to me?’ you thought. Tears pricked your eyes but you didn’t dare let them fall. You still loved him. And you’ll keep on loving him for god knows how long. You didn’t want to admit that, you’d rather avoid the truth. Just like him.
Ugh finally! I’ve worked on this for so long. I’m sorry it took this long :( Hope you guys like it! Sorry that some are longer than others. Some are really long bc I just couldn’t stop lol. And hopefully more mafia au related shit will be coming.
Monster!EXO Reaction to: Liking You But You’re Scared of Them
Xiumin: Smirks. Despite his age, other monsters would always call him cute and adorable. Except those that knew him, of course. Looks could be deceiving. And it seemed that you were good at reading people.
“I won’t lie to you, I can be scary, when I want to be. But you’re the one person I would never hurt, so you don’t need to be afraid.”
Luhan: Keeps his distance while trying to court you. He’ll send you parcels and watch through the window as you open them. He hopes that by staying away and showing kindness, your fear of him will lessen and you might return his feelings.
Kris: “You’re right. I am scary. But you don’t have to be afraid.” Won’t hide what he is but promises he would never use his supernatural power against you. “I like you so I would never hurt you. There’s no need to be scared.”
Suho: Had always wanted to be feared, but by other monsters, not by you. He was too kind to be considered intimidating so this was the first time someone had looked at him with fearful eyes. He’s not sure what to do, wanting to pull you close and cuddle away your fear. But he knows that it was best to stay away, since you were scared.
He takes a step back. “I … I’ll never hurt you. If you would get to know me better, I’ll prove that to you. Can I take you out? Just one date, please?”
Lay: Feels smug. He’s always been told that he looks cute, contrary to the Monster that he truly is. So having you be afraid of him is actually flattering.
“Don’t be scared! I’m scary but I want to protect, not hurt, you. So stop shaking and follow me. We’re going on a date to that restaurant you like.”
Baekhyun: “Idiot … How am I scary, I’m as cute as can be?” Will do aegyo and act cute, cuddling up to you, in hopes of changing your mind.
Chen: Stares you down. He’d always considered himself charming and bright, not the type of guy that should be feared. However, he understands and will leave you alone, if that’s what you want.
Chanyeol: He’s speechless. He can’t believe that anyone would find him frightening. But it’s to be expected, he supposes. “Can you give me a chance to prove you wrong? I’m not a bad guy, I promise.”
D.O: Awkwardly tries to change your mind. He’ll follow you, keeping his distance as he knows you’re afraid but near enough that you know he’s there. He does romantic gestures like leaving flowers on your doorstep or bringing you noodle soup when you’re sick. These gestures show his kind heart and make you doubt your fear of him.
“Kyungsoo, I think that … that I might like you too.”
Tao: Uses you fear of him to force you into going on a date. During this date, he will show his affection towards you and convince you that he’s really not that bad. “Ah, I’m sorry for scaring you into this date. But I only did it so that you would give me a chance …”
Kai: Starts laughing. “You think I’m scary? In that case, you should meet my friend, Kyungsoo!” Has been told before that his looks can be intimidating but he disagrees. He’s never found himself to be scary or intimidating. And he will go out of his way to prove this to you too.
Sehun: “Humans … You’re all the same.” Had only ever liked one other non-Monster before who also turned him down. With you also being scared of him, he uses annoyance to cover his hurt. “You’re all so frightened and fragile … Pathetic.”
Your eyes felt like cinderblocks: Dry. Heavy. Unmoving.
The blood; was it yours?
As you tried to move your body, you were met with a painful realization: you were laying in a pool of blood, and, as you tried to gather any scrap of information about your surroundings, you found yourself to be utterly immobile. You collected every fiber of your willpower to pry your eyes open just long enough to scan your approximate area. Your breathing quickened and you fidgeted in panic once you saw something vertically, fatally lodged in your abdomen.
Your figure remained a solid brick regardless of your willful attempts to budge even the slightest. You felt a strange presence of heat to the left of your body as a faint light danced out of the corner of your vision.
Summary: EXO Mafia AU ~ Yixing is an operative for his crime family, the Kims, and his next mission is to kidnap you, an heiress, for a ransom. He’s been doing this all his life, he’s prepared for this - or so he thinks…until he meets you.
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Yixing glances over at the waiter
who’s appeared by his side with a tray of champagne flutes, and he bites back a
sigh. No, he doesn’t want a drink, no matter how ridiculously expensive and
perfectly aged – but he has to keep up appearances, so he pushes off the wall
that he’s been leaning against and nods, accepting a glass. Done with his job,
the waiter diffuses into the crowd of people, and Yixing takes a sip, raising a
brow with reluctant approval. It’s very good. But then, he expected nothing
less from an event sponsored by business moguls.
He hates these kind of things – charity galas. He
loves the charity…he just hates the reason they’re hosted. So the obscenely
rich can flaunt their wealth and mingle with other blue bloods and pretend to
care about issues that actually matter. They’re just here for the publicity.
Even now, Yixing casually steps out of the frame as hired photographers snap
“candid” shots of these generous benefactors opening their hearts and wallets
for the betterment of humanity.
He raises the glass to his lips again and does
another sweep of the place with his eyes. They’re in the ballroom of a
five-star hotel and the lights are low, which is good. What’s not so good is
the tight security posted at the nine exits and the cameras casting a constant,
watchful eye over the whole place. There’s even a man with dark glasses and a
headpiece behind the bar. Nice.
The crowd of donors doesn’t notice this, however.
They’re alive and loud, people in dresses and suits worth as much as small
islands, drinking and chatting and dancing on the floor to jazz music
humming from hidden speakers. But Yixing is only here for one of them. His gaze
lands on her and he settles back against the wall, observing.
Y/N Y/L/N. Daughter of a multimillionaire
philanthropist. Her father is a pillar in the wine business, with his own line
of assorted nectars demanded by a global market. Nectars. That’s what her father calls his wine. How pretentious can
you get? So pretentious that he can’t even be bothered to show up apparently –
which is why Y/N is here, on his behalf, and Yixing watches her expertly
socialize, all charming smiles and polite physical contact. She doesn’t spend
more than five minutes with each person she talks to, but they all greet her as
if she’s an old childhood friend, someone dear. Even those she seems to be
meeting for the first time. She’s a pro at this, that much is obvious.
Well, Yixing is a pro at his job too, and it’s
time to go to work.