lady-angler

Things That Have Happened To Me In Undertale

-A goat baked me a pie.

-I dated a skeleton; he friendzoned me.

-A different skeleton stacked like 30 hotdogs on my head, it was pretty wild.

-I hugged exactly three goats.

-Spiders sold me spider snacks, made from real spiders.

-I got to pet approximately five dogs all at the same time. It wasn’t quite as cute as it sounds.

-Oh SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT OTHER DOG’S NECK.

-So, me and this angler fish lady became famous musicians together or something? A skeleton was selling concert tickets made of toilet paper (wait… Monsters don’t have bathrooms where did he even get toilet paper?).

-I got pranked across time and space. It was pretty funny, I guess.

-I helped a lesbian fish knight and a bisexual otaku lizard work out their relationship problems.

-A flower tried to eat my soul, but I think we’re cool now.

-I flirted with a jello monster. And also a ghost. And that skeleton. And an airplane. No goats, though; that would just be weird.

-EXTREEEME COOKING!!!!

-I learned many important things. Like the fact that snails make terrible shoelaces.