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Brutally HONEST Description for Newbie Sex Workers

I’m fucking tired of seeing all these posts and blogs by aspiring, newbie or fake blogs talking about “gross or ugly SD’s or Clients". The reason we get paid the rates or allowances we do is because we’re doing something (more like someone) most people DON’T WANT.

Let me clear this up for you pretty, naive little girls: This is the SEX industry, meaning YOU are the sexually desired, and THEY are the consumer.

With the small exception of about 5% being the attractive/young men with a ton of money they probably didn’t earn, the rest has a reason why they’re looking to HIRE you. I will repeat, yes there will be exceptions that are not that unattractive or old but again, those are the exception NOT THE RULE.

Realistically, why would a gorgeous, wealthy man not date normal women he doesn’t have to say that he paid for when women are lining around the block for him? That would be like you fucking these old, crusty ass dudes for free when you’ve already won the lottery. Wouldn’t your young and beautiful self just date men your age then?

Take it from someone who’s been in the industry for several years now. Most of your clients will not even rate a 3-4 on a 1-10 scale when compared to vanilla men your age.

There will be:
•morbidly obese men
•men old enough to be your grandfather
•ones with terrible hygiene
•definitely rude and entitled jackasses that will make you secretly hate yourself sometimes
•wrinkles, wrinkles and wrinkles
•sandpaper French kisses
•some with body odor that cologne can’t cover up
•scraggly, hairy chests
•balding scalps with few strands left held on by his last shred of dignity
•moments when you tower over your very short SD or client

and it is YOUR job to:
•make them feel sexy, adored and in love.
•make them come
•hold their hand in public
•even kiss them so often infront of people, regardless of your 30+ gap
•be able to have the mental strength to withstand the judgmental sneers and glances.
•get dressed up in lingerie for them
•let them touch and grope you
•pretend to enjoy it when they go down on you
•giggle at his terrible jokes
•make out with them when they’re basically treating your entire face like an ice cream cone
•maybe be forced to watch yourself have sex in the mirror he chose for the suite
•convince him his dick is probably as good as his son’s

All these dumbass girls with their heads up their asses literally believe the fake accounts on here. Do you really think making more than an average person’s weekly checks in a few hours is that easy? Yes, there are exceptions where the SD/Clients aren’t that bad. BUT, it takes seeing dozens of the expected type of client before ACCIDENTALLY running into an exception.

I see too many barely legal girls sitting on Tumblr believing they can just quit school, and every Brad Pitt on the site will come along and hand them 5k for MUTUALLY satisfying sex. 😂😂😂

Listen, if you’re not able to prepare yourself and be able to walk into a hotel room with a man (age 35-99) that’s a 2 on a 1-10, you don’t have what it takes to pull in high income as the girls you’re envying.

This is not easy work.

There’s always a price to pay for everything, especially money.

Stay safe and smart, ladies.

Make that money. 💸💸💸

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