lady liberator

Women who don't want babies

• are not selfish
• are not less of a woman
• are not weird
• are not immature
• won’t necessarily change her mind
• won’t necessary be a lonely old lady
• “a lonely old crazy cat lady” is a patriarchal asshole stereotype:):):):)
• doesn’t necessarily hate kids
• doesn’t need to give you an explanation

Do I seriously have to defend this fucker? Yeah, I do. Shit. (Lady's Thoughts)

Don’t read if you get easily offended, butthurt, or unable to comprehend another human being’s opinions.

Apparently, nobody is allowed to make offensive jokes because it’s “normalizing” and “just as bad” as actually doing the offensive thing!

Okay then. Let’s play this game.

No more murder jokes.
No more suicide jokes.
No more man jokes.
No more Trump jokes.
No more patriarchy jokes.
No more conservative jokes.
No more Christian jokes.
No more jokes that reference your mental illnesses.
No more Republican jokes.
No more penis jokes.
No more any offensive jokes–ever.

Why? Because it might hurt someone’s feelings and it will normalize hatred against white men or people who’s family has been murdered.

Only puns and good old fashioned humour, like Leave It to Beaver.

Oh, and while we’re at it:
No more plane jokes.
No more sex jokes.
No more America jokes.
No more jokes with coarse language, like shit, tits, cock, cunt, cum, fuck, etc.
No more jokes that could offend anyone at any given time ever.

That means no more jokes about any tragedy or bad things. Even if those things are personal, because it could trigger son or make them feel bad.

How about no humour at all? Even chickens crossing roads could offend someone whose pet chicken died when it got loose onto the highway.

Tumblr wouldn’t last a week.

Now, do I dislike certain jokes? Do I think some are garbage and tasteless? Of course I do. I hated that “All Jews must die” joke. But did you know what I did? I rolled my eyes and moved right along. That’s what adults do. They go on about their lives when they see something or hear something that they do not like. A joke won’t kill a Jewish person. A bullet does. And guess what? All of this attention on Felix for a bad joke is turning your backs on REAL crimes against Jews RIGHT. NOW. I bet your ass right now some little Jewish girl just got shot in the fucking face over Bast knows where while y'all are harping on ONE ignorant fuckface for making a 4chan joke. (Let’s also not forget that the man is known for making offensive jokes.)

Do you have any idea how many fat jokes I hear? How many gay jokes and witch jokes? Do you see me shitting myself and saying that their preferred brand of humour is encouraging witch hunts? Fuck. No.

It’s like saying South Park or Family Guy promotes domestic violence because of their abuse jokes.

This is a Swedish dumbass who’s job is to sit his ass in front of a telly all day, not fucking Hitler or a Grand Wizard of the goddamn KKK.

Should he be condemned? Yes. To this extent? Take your meds if you think so.

Bad humour and bad things will always exist, and no matter how much you want those things to disappear, they won’t. It has been proven to us time and time again that the more that you suppress an ideology and try to censor it, the worse it becomes. Look at how Trump got to office. (Also, because of all of this hubbub, a shit storm of actual antisemites have come out of the woodwork. If you would have left him alone, this shit wouldn’t have happened. Woopsies, right? Fuck you.)

No wonder people hate fucking liberals. Bunch of whiny ass pussies that need to have their coffee taken away from them and actually show them what REAL antisemitism is. They’d think that Pewds is the funniest bastard in the world after they’re done witnessing the horror of what other countries think of Jews and what they do to them.

I’m taking a shower. Fuck this. If you disagree with me, I’m not sorry. If you feel the need to unfollow me, then you aren’t a very strong person. At all.

The Beloved Companion

The magical, marvelous, @annasassi has created a visual of Donna as the Beloved Companion and it’s just so incredible. Thank you so, so much, my friend.

In my personal Doctor Who universe, the Ood refer to Donna as the Beloved Companion, and the Lady of the Liberation. In honor of what she and the Doctor did to free the Ood from slavery, they revere her. The hammer stands for justice, and the broken chain for freedom. The large circle says DONNA NOBLE, the small THE BELOVED COMPANION in Circular Gallifreyan.

I like to think the Doctor finds little shrines to Donna scattered across the universe and always stops at them.

My book’s release date!

The Lady and the Bandit, the bodice-burning story of the romance between an English runaway girl and a Spanish bandit, written by yours truly, will be available in June the 17th of 2017.

As Pepita, the main character, would say…

“Ohlordjeesus, that’s TOMORROW!!”

ID #16201

Name: Dimitris

Age: 17

Country: Greece

Hello world :D

I’m Dimitris and I’m looking for a pen pal to write mails too because I think letters are a beautiful way to convey your thoughts and feelings.

Interests: books (of any kind but I have a special place in my heart for Classic Literature), writing, journalism, volleyball (although I don’t play as much lately), video-games <3, board games.

Favorite movies/shows: It would be too difficult to narrow it down to few so I’m just gonna say that I love the genres of Fantasy, Sci-fi, Adventure, Action, Mystery, Thriller, Horror and History.

Favorite artists/bands: Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Sia, Adele, 3 Doors Down, ABBA, Black Eyed Peas, Bonnie Tyler, The Cure, In Flames etc. The list could go on forever. :P

Political views: Liberal Socialism

Religious views: Secular Humanism

Favorite quote (one of many): “I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I’m out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best. ” ~ Marilyn Monroe

Preferences: Older than 17.

For the anon who asked:

Could you please draw us more Bo-Katan? For example Bo-Katan and Depa? Because you-know-what didn’t happen and Satine has be taken to heal to Coruscant by Obi-Wan and now the Jedi Order is helping Mandalore, for example?

AU in which Bo-Katan Kryze leads an army of Jedi ladies to liberate Mandalore, y/y?

get wrecked, Maul

Let’s all take a moment, on this day celebrating women who speak out, to think about the women who bite their tongues out of terror. Let’s think about the women who didn’t make it to this holiday at the hands of their oppressors. Let’s think about the women who are trapped in dangerous environments with no hope of escaping. Let’s all make a silent promise that we will make the world safer for them, that their daughters might not be born with a target on their back.

All That Jazz

This is for @edendaphne and her amazing gangster au. I’m such a hoe for this AU ahhhhhh. Anyway, I hope everybody will enjoy this, sorry if it seems rushed.

20s slang list 

Caper - a criminal act or robbery

Bank’s Closed - no kissing or making out

Beat it - scam or get lost

Beat one’s gums - idle chatter

Putting on the Ritz - after the Ritz hotel in Paris; doing something in high style

Swanky - Elegant

Nifty - great   

Glad rags - “going out on the town” clothes 


Marinette managed to catch her breath a she got off the scene, the hall behind her still roaring with applause. It had been a good show and the hall had been surprisingly full for a Wednesday. Marinette bit her lip, hoping maybe she will get the slightest bonus. Miraculeux might not be in Montmartre, but it was still a very good and frequented night café. And the owner had the decency to give her a little bonus every once in a while, when the place was more crowded than usual. Tikki was always saying people were coming to see Marinette, so she deserved every franc she was getting. With a sigh, she headed towards the little room she sued as a cabin. She just wanted some water and to go home. She could already feel the tiredness catching up with her in the morning, when she will be in the workshop sewing the same bland shirts again and again.

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Five collections to pick up in this massive Marvel sale!

A-FORCE Vol. 1: HYPERTIME

A-Force, re-assemble! Marvel’s newest hero Singularity has risen from the ashes of SECRET WARS and entered the All-New, All-Different Marvel Universe. But will her allies from Battleworld remember her when she tries to put the band back together? To combat the most fearsome threats from across the multiverse, Singularity summons She-Hulk, Captain Marvel, Dazzler, Medusa and Nico Minoru to her side! They’re A-Force to be reckoned with, but they’ll have their work cut out combating the villainous Antimatter! Can Earth’s mightiest heroes defeat this new threat without destroying the mystery woman who claims to be their friend? Plus: the SECRET WARS debut of A-Force, and a classic tale of Marvel’s first female super team, the Lady Liberators! Collects A-Force #1-4, Avengers (1963) #83, A-Force (2015) #1 and material from Avengers (2015) #0.

MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR Vol. 1: BFF

Lunella Lafayette is a preteen genius who wants to change the world, but lives in fear of the Inhuman genes inside her! Now, Lunella’s life is turned upside down when a red-scaled beast is teleported from the prehistoric past to a far-flung future we call…today! Together they’re the most Marvelous Team-Up of all — Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur! But will they be BFFs forever, or just until DD’s dinner time? And Lunella soon learns that there are other problems with having a titanic T-Rex as a pet in the modern-day Marvel Universe. School, for one. Monster hunters are another — especially when they’re the Totally Awesome Hulk! Then there’s the fact that everyone’s favorite dino didn’t journey through time alone. Beware the prehistoric savages known as the Killer-Folk — New York City’s deadliest tourists! Collects Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur #1-6.

SQUIRREL GIRL BEATS UP THE MARVEL UNIVERSE!

Proof that we’re living in the best of all possible worlds: Marvel is publishing a Squirrel Girl graphic novel! It’s a standalone adventure that’s great for both old fans and new readers! It’s a story so huge it demanded an original graphic novel! It’s a story so nuts it incorporates both senses of that word (insanity and squirrel food)! And it’s the best! Squirrel Girl kicks butts, eats nuts, talks to squirrels and also punches really well. She has defeated Thanos, Galactus and Doctor Doom (twice!). But now she’ll encounter her most dangerous, most powerful, most unbeatable enemy yet: herself! Specifically, an evil duplicate made possible through mad science (both computer and regular) as well as some bad decisions. In other words, Squirrel Girl beats up the Marvel Universe! YES!

MS MARVEl Vol.1: NO NORMAL

Marvel Comics presents the all-new Ms. Marvel, the groundbreaking heroine that has become an international sensation! Kamala Khan is an ordinary girl from Jersey City - until she is suddenly empowered with extraordinary gifts. But who truly is the all-new Ms. Marvel? Teenager? Muslim? Inhuman? Find out as she takes the Marvel Universe by storm! As Kamala discovers the dangers of her newfound powers, she unlocks a secret behind them as well. Is Kamala ready to wield these immense new gifts? Or will the weight of the legacy before her be too much to handle? Kamala has no idea either. But she’s comin’ for you, New York! Collects Ms. Marvel (2014) #1-5, All-New Marvel Now! Point One (Ms. Marvel story).

PATSY WALKER AKA HELLCAT Vol. 1: HOOKED ON A FELINE

Patsy Walker has managed to escape her past, her enemies and Hell itself (literally) — but nothing compares to job hunting in New York City! Between trying to make rent and dodging bullets, she barely has time to deal with her mother’s exploitative romance comics about Patsy’s past resurfacing, much less how they start to interfere with her work and dating life. As she goes from living a double life to living a triple one, what the Hell is Patsy supposed to do? There’ll be burgers, monsters and rent checks; old friends like Howard the Duck and Valkyrie; and a ghost from the past with questionable motives! Comics’ most flexible heroine has been a provisional Avenger, a Defender, Satan’s daughter-in-law and a dead woman — but she’s never been anything like this! Collects Patsy Walker, A.K.A. Hellcat! (2015) #1-6.

Okay people, two days more!

Despite our best efforts, I failed to please the oompa-loompas that control time and space and the release date of The Lady and the Bandit will be June the 17th, not the 15th!

It’s only two days, and the kindle edition will be available for preorder. Paperback is practically ready! Let the confetti blow and the pants fly all over the place!

(Liber dances like no one’s watching because it’s the first time she releases her official writing to English-speaking readers and she’s one step away from becoming an actual doge)

imperatorkhaleesi  asked:

About the Curb Your Conservatism video, the first two guys were the conservative and hyperconservative candidates and they got 10,000 votes between them, and the lady, who's the liberal candidate, overwhelmingly won the election

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