lady gaga vmas 2010

Remember when all he wanted to do was galpal up that Gaga? 

And she girl, bye’d him insaaanely fast?

Yup me too. So much so I made a horribly awkward edit to really feel the feels.

But realtalk tho, I may be biased but is he not like teh cutest with his hands on his knees, reacting to her every word so animatedly… And then when she turns away to pretend there’s something in her eye, he looks to her seatmate Laurie Ann Gibson, suddenly looks lost and overwhelmed, rights himself, unknowingly mimics her little nose brush-off and then gives her the world’s sweetest, most tiny, most darling lit’tle wave goodbye, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu??

What was she thinking (besides about how long that meat dress would be good thru)??? He probably knew then his BFF-relationship status with Bjork was never to be, Cyndi Lauper was likely too much of a pipedream, so the next best girl for la Leto would be la Lady. Like, GAGA. Da fuq. Do us all a favor and galpal that little boy up. He just needed someone who is a freak like him, too.
Thankleto this ended all so happily, 6 yrs later. He finally wore her down & she finally got to see the real him.

Un-Fun Fact: if you look closely enuff you can see the exact moment his open little heart broke into a million little pieces…. Hint: 00:00:28 (seconds).