lady and the tramp spaghetti

My Favorite Vines: A List

• “There’s only one thing worst than a rapist” “a child” “no”
• The little girl who throws the child-size Barbie against the wall and Law And Order: Special Victims Unit comes up
• “I went to church and I am in love with Jesus now” “JESUS!! LEAVE MARIA ALONE!!”
• Guy dressed like God: “and behind me is the biggest fucking mistake of my life”
• “I tell people I just use essence of England in my hair they ask what’s that ITS THE FUCKING RAIN”
• Free shavak adoo
• The guy who looks like chicken little saying he doesn’t like to be compared to chicken little because chicken little is a coward
• Big bird busTING DOWN THE DOOR
• “Welcome to the meet OR greet mother fucker, you gotta pick one”
• “What would you do if there was a child right in front of you?” *knocks kid over*
• That spaghetti scene in Lady & the Tramp vs a dog eating spaghetti in real life
• Beyoncé (at least I think it’s Beyoncé) dancing on a balcony and then flying away while an Enya song plays
• “Go suck a dick suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick”
• “Look at this graph”
• The guy using camera effects to switch between a skinny head and a fat head while singing baby it’s cold outside
• The guy making bop-it noises
• “Hi I’m Barbie! Let’s go for a ride! What the fuck kind of weather is this?!”
• “I put a banana peel on the ground and I’m gonna see if it really is slippery the way it is in cartoons”
• Mike wazowski in the washing mashing while hello darkness my old friend plays
• The one titled “those people who can talk to the dead”
• The guy who got a pack of gum with one empty sealed up space and is mad about it: “excite-mint my ass”
• “When I was gay, I thought I was in the third grade”
• The chair being pushed in that sounds like Chewbacca
• The farmer who drew a giant penis with his tractor

(I don’t know how to make vine compilations, so I made this list instead.)

please consider:

• Ethan struggling to say big words and Tyler, being Tyler, knows exactly what he’s trying to say and says it perfectly. Ethan gives him a big smile and says, “Yeah, that” and he’s very enamored with Tyler’s intelligence

• Tyler and Ethan accidentally buying matching shirts? Like they’re different sizes of course but one day they both end up wearing them and Tyler is immediately like “Dude!!” And Ethan asks where Ty got his and it turns out they both got it from the same place purely because it was on sale

- Bonus points if it’s a dumb or silly shirt Mark would make fun of them for

• Ethan trying to fix his hair for like 20 mins straight in the mirror and he’s probably gonna make them late at this point. But then Tyler comes in, says “We should go soon, okay?” And he ruffles Ethan’s hair which just so happens to make it look perfect and Ethan is in utter awe and makes sure not to touch it for the rest of the day so he won’t mess it up

• Tyler letting Ethan have bites of his food [and even holding it out on a fork for Ethan to eat off of]

- Kind of going off of that, Tyler and Ethan sharing a milkshake or doing that thing where they both start at opposite ends of a sandwhich and meet in the middle

- Or the spaghetti thing from Lady and the Tramp

• Tyler has to be super healthy because of his medical condition and he kind of forces his habits onto Ethan

- He brings Ethan huge water bottles to drink while Ethan records/streams/edits because hydration is important

- He only cooks healthy meals and while they still taste great and stuff, Ethan misses having ramen or macaroni and cheese every night

- He refuses to let Ethan out in cold weather and doesn’t just offer his jacket. He straight up spins Ethan around and slides it on for him.

• Tyler really really likes long, slow kisses

- Eth is a smol boy who hardly has enough room in his lungs to kiss for that long but he tries his hardest

• pre-love confession: Ethan’s mattress breaks and they have to buy him a new bed, but they’re also super busy with videos and work and stuff so they don’t have time to go shopping for at least a week. Ethan sleeps on the couch for the first night but then the next day he’s super whiny about how his back aches. So Tyler tells him to just sleep in his room with him.

Little does Ty know that Ethan cuddles in his sleep.

• Ethan really likes sitting on the left side of the couch and if Tyler is already there he’ll just plop right down in his lap

ok that is all thank you for your consideration

The Avengers Headcanons (Part 2)

Author’s Note: I totally thought this was going to take me so much longer to write. 

Again I want to say that this contains talks of PTSD and anxiety attacks. If this in any way causes you distress then please stop reading and go get help.

With that being said I do hope you like the second part of my headcanons. <3

Fluff & Angst

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Request: Anon

Can you do relationship headcanons for the avengers? (Or if not all of them at least Scott and Pietro) thanks so much your blog and writings make me so happy darling!!

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~Bucky Barnes Headcanons~

  • He’s not very vocal about his feelings towards you, but he does like to show it physically more than anything
  • Bucky likes to put on a tough guy act whenever in front of everyone, he knows he doesn’t have to do it but he does it to protect you
  • Everyone thinks he lost all of his charm or at least it’s buried deep down in him, you know for a fact he only likes to show you his soft/charming side
  • Bucky suffers from a lot of mental illnesses, from PTSD, depression, and social anxiety. He always feels ashamed of it but everyday you make him stand in front of the mirror and point out everything he likes about himself (and on days where he can’t think of anything, you tell him the things that he should love about himself, and if he feels self-conscious about how much you love him, you then tell him what you love about him)
  • The relationship you guys have can and will be very rocky
  • Everyone was very wary about you and him pursing into the relationship
  • You stood up for him and showed that he is capable of loving another human being, even after everything
  • But Steve was beyond ecstatic hearing about you and Buck in a relationship (but he did keep his eye out on the both of you, to make sure neither of you hurt each other)
  • Bucky has night terrors, they can become very violent to the point where he’ll wake up and think he’s back in the war or if it’s about his Hydra days, he’ll wake up back in the mindset of the Winter Soldier
  • As sad it is to say he’s hurt you before from waking up during his night terrors
  • And every time that has happened he would then go hide from you
  • The first time it happened he hide from you for a week, but as time went by you helped him lessen the nightmares with therapy and encouraging words. And when it ever happened again his hiding would lessen to the point where he finally did stop hiding and would talk to you about what happened
  • As though the relationship is rocky, it’s one of the most loving ones ever
  • Bucky would sometimes get in his moods of wanting to shower you in affection (it weirds everyone but Steve out)
  • When hidden away from everyone, both you and Bucky are the biggest cuddle bugs
  • You like to have his metal arm draped over you because he’s a literal walking space heater and his arm is always cool
  • But during the cooler seasons, if he so much touches you with his arm you will literally jump like a frightened kitten
  • You’re the one to kill the bugs
  • The first time he ever said “I love you” you woke up to him mumbling in his sleep, you had thought he was having another nightmare so you were ready to console him if he woke up to a startle. But to your surprise he had said “I love you… Y/N” then some other weird noises came from his mouth (he says it doesn’t count because he wasn’t awake, but oh you so totally count it)

~Sam Wilson Headcanons~

  • He too is a huge fucking nerd
  • Whenever it’s movie night at the tower he just has to watch Star Trek (much to Thor’s displeasure)
  • At your shared bedroom, Sam has a secret selection of “SSSM’s” aka “Sam’s Special Secret Movies”
  • They’re disney movies
  • His favorite is Lady & The Tramp
  • Sam wanted to try to famous spaghetti scene when you were making your special spaghetti (you couldn’t deny the look he was giving you)
  • It was a total mess, but he wanted to nail it so he wanted to have spaghetti for dinner for a whole week
  • When you guys got it he had jumped up and knocked over all of the spaghetti onto you (you guys didn’t have spaghetti for a whole month after that)
  • Sam also suffers from PTSD during the time he served in the military
  • So whenever he has an attack from remembering something he always goes to your guy’s bathroom and lays in the tub (he finds that all of the muted colors calming)
  • Also during that time you had learned that Sam is able to relax fully from aromatherapy, so whenever he’s in the tub trying to calm himself down you go in there and light up a mixture of lavender candles and rosemary scent melts. When you’re done lighting up everything you like to sit next to the tub and rub his knuckles
  • Your voice is also very calming to him during his PTSD induced anxiety attacks, so while rubbing his knuckles you tell him memories of things you guys have done together. Sometimes you even just list things you had found on the internet that you know he’d find funny
  • You know when he is finally calmed down, he would lift your hand closer towards him to signal that you should get in the tub too
  • It’s always quiet for a while before Sam talks to you. It’s usually about what had sent him into the attack and about Riley
  • Every time he just says that it was his fault that Riley died and every time he says that you spend the next few hours telling him everything that Riley would want him to do, to not blame himself and that he’s in a better place now. That place either being heaven or with the stars, that his memory of Riley shouldn’t be tainted by sad memories
  • Sam likes to take you out flying
  • And after each flying session Sam has some strange hand shaped bruises on his arms/shoulders (strange right? they look distinctly like yours)
  • He hogs all of the blankets (he does it on purpose so you have to cuddle him)
  • Sam also likes to cook for you! (of course the spaghetti was a different story) But he demands to be the one to cook for you always

~Wanda Maximoff Headcanons~

  • People like to think that she’s super shy and not as courageous like her twin
  • But let it be known that she is one of the biggest flirts when it comes to you
  • Before you guys started dating Pietro would always flirt with you, to the point where everyone would want to physically vomit in their mouths
  • Wanda of course got super tired of his flirting with you and yelled at in him Slovakian (it was in front of everyone, he had just made a joke about you running through his mind all day)
  • Everyone was stunned silent, especially Pietro. He had turned just as red as his sister’s powers. Later on that day when everyone was relaxing in the common room Pietro had picked you up and plopped you on Wanda
  • Everyone of course knew of her affections towards you
  • Tony was the one to suggest (yell) for Wanda to make out already
  • You guys did
  • In front of everyone
  • Like her superhero alias ‘Scarlet Witch’, Wanda practices witchcraft
  • She likes to take you out to get her supplies (your favorite thing to do is help her pick out the perfect crystals for her charms/spells)
  • You both like to dress up as witches for Halloween every year
  • Everyone thinks it’s super cute
  • Wanda sometimes has nightmares too from her days in Hydra, she’s not violent but she’s very unnerved when woken up from the terrors
  • You spend hours reassuring her that they will never and you mean never will get ahold of her again
  • After nightmares and when you’re done reassuring her, Wanda always takes your hand and places it over her heart, she tells you, “As long as this it beating, I will always love you.” (it’s her way of thanking you for being there)
  • And then you’re the one crying
  • Wanda is total little spoon (but sometimes she’ll give in and be the big spoon)
  • Neither of you can kill bugs (she’s all this power but she just cannot bring herself into killing a bug)
  • It ends with both of you shouting for help
  • Nat is always the one to help, the guys are huge babies
  • Like her brother, Wanda loves to tease you, it’s easy to tease you for all she has to do is take whatever is in your hands at the moment and float it above your head
  • Dating one of The Avengers, let alone knowing all of them is super dangerous, so whenever something bad happens that could/have harmed you, Wanda would project happy memories of her and you (including everyone else depending on the situation) into your mind so you wouldn’t freak out

~Pietro Maximoff Headcanons~

  • He takes pride in being a huge flirt
  • Before dating Pietro always did what he did best, flirt with you
  • And if you didn’t give him the time of day (which secretly made him even more madly in love with you) he’d run off to flirt with anyone else in the tower
  • When he had asked you out you thought you were being Punk’d
  • You actually turned around expecting Ashton Kutcher to laugh in your face
  • You turned him down the first time (still thinking he had asked you out on a joke)
  • You then finally said yes after the 20th time of him asking you out (you figured he was being serious after the 6th-7th time he asked you out, but you wanted to see how far he’d go for you)
  • Pietro was beyond nervous for your guy’s first date (he’d never admit it to you though)
  • He asked for pointers from Clint
  • You asked for pointers from Wanda
  • Pietro sometimes flirts with other people while out and about with you (you think it’s a default system in him)
  • It always hurt you though when he does flirt with someone else, you know he thinks of himself highly but you don’t think he understands how much of a blow that is to your self-esteem when he does that
  • One time when he did that was with some particular beautiful grocery clerk and you had left him to go back to the tower
  • Everyone wanted to kill him
  • Now Steve didn’t really approve of what he did to you so he decided to give Pietro some special ‘training’. Everyone watched from the viewing platform, you of course had a front row seat
  • Each time Steve had landed a hit on Pietro, he would turn his body to point at you and then demand Pietro to say something he loves about you and/or apologize (he didn’t hurt he too badly, just was able to leave a few bruises around his body)
  • After about an hour of the special training you had called for everyone to leave, Pietro that day learned that you’re not a force to be reckoned with (you were already startling beautiful and dangerous, he was glad it was Steve giving him the lessons on how to respect you)
  • Pietro only flirts with you now (still disgusts everyone but they’re glad it’s only for you)
  • Whenever you’re sad Pietro likes to ask you for a special place you’d wish to go to, he’d then proceed to take you there
  • He loves to compliment you in Slovakian (you can tell he’s complimenting you from the loving look he gives you)
  • You then punch him because that’s the only way you can respond when he’s looking at you like that (damn him)
  • He doesn’t like to talk about his days with Hydra but you can tell when he’s upset about them (he always tenses up when someone mentions them) You like to give him massages to help ease the tension from it
  • Pietro thinks you’re too good for him

~Scott Lang Headcanons~

  • You met him when his was hiding from the cops in your backyard
  • He was more terrified of seeing you standing there than you were finding him crouching in your bushes
  • You almost peed yourself from laughing
  • You invited him in for tea (he thought you were the strangest yet most attractive person ever) You had found out why he was hiding from the cops (he might have stole some money to give back to his neighbors- they were scammed from some weird salesman)
  • He asked you out that same night
  • You had found out he was Ant-Man through your friend Sam Wilson (SUCH A TWIST WOW)
  • Scott got the shit beat outta him when you found out what he did to Sam
  • He didn’t mind, he liked the fire in your eyes when you punched him
  • Scott introduced you to Cassie after dating for just two weeks
  • “He really likes you Y/N!” is what Cassie said (you wanted cry from how cute she was)
  • He loves to take you on playdates with Cassie
  • Sometimes during the playdates Cassie will insist on doing both of your guy’s makeup
  • Her favorite to do on Scott consists of bright blue eyeshadow, pink blush, and orange lipstick
  • He tries to kiss you every time he has the orange lipstick on
  • When Scott wants to tease you he’d call the ants to hide certain things of yours
  • During the fight with Darren Cross, ANT-hony had died, so you, Scott, and Cassie held a funeral for him (it was actually super sad, both you and Scott cried, Cassie had to hold the tissues)
  • When doing chores about the house, you would ask Scott to get into his Ant-Man suit so he could easily lift up furniture
  • He says he doesn’t have to use the suit to lift up the furniture… but both of you know that he does (where do you even get this furniture from)
  • Scott likes to make this one joke about how he ‘burgled’ your heart, when in reality it was you who stole his

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WOWZERS! This honestly took me a long time to do, like all together. But I’m glad I was able to do this!

Thank you anon babe for the request! I saved Scott last just for you <3

~Widow

Sombra Valentine's Day HC

I started off avoiding doing Sombra for this but then I got really into it?? I would love a Valentine’s Day with Sombra!


Genji  |  McCree  |  Pharah  |  Reaper  | Soldier:76  |  Sombra  |  Tracer

Bastion  |  Hanzo  |  Junkrat  |  Torbjorn  |  Mei  |  Widowmaker

D.Va  |  Reinhardt  |  Roadhog  |  Winston  |  Zarya

Ana  |  Lucio  |  Mercy  |  Symmetra  |  Zenyatta


BEFORE THE DAY

  • Sombra would announce to you that you’ll be spending Valentine’s Day with her

    • Low key loves the holiday

    • Hides that fact from Reaper and Widowmaker

  • Dyes her hair in preparation of the day

    • Claims she just wanted a change but you know it’s because of Valentine’s Day

ON THE DAY

  • You’ll wake up to a song she hacked into your alarm

    • It’ll be a love song in Spanish

    • Will boop your nose when she notices you’re awake

    • Will cuddle you until you say you both have to get up

      • Will absolutely pout

  • Showering together (non-sexual) and washing each other’s hair

  • Chocolate scones for breakfast with mocha lattes

  • Giggly hide and seek that results in tackling each other and peppering kisses all over each others faces

    • She will definitely win, but she’ll give you a couple rounds just to have your arms around her more

  • She’ll give you a necklace that projects a video of her telling you how much she loves you

  • Her calling you “Mi tesoro” (my treasure)

    • If you call her cariño she won’t even try to hide her smile

  • She makes a point to not have any work to do that evening

  • Reenacting the spaghetti scene from Lady & the Tramp during dinner after she found a bootleg copy online

    • She declares watching that movie will be your Valentine’s Day tradition

thegaypumpingthroughyourveins  asked:

Can u imagine Newt and Graves eating spaghetti together a la Lady and the Tramp because they lost a bet

IT’S SO CUTE!!! I CAN IMAGINE THEM DOING THAT! MAYBE THEY LOSS A BET TO THESEUS OR AURORS AHHHHHHH. IT’D BE SO CUTE~ THEY GET BLUSHY BLUSHY WHILE DOING THIS <3

AND I’M SORRY. I tried to draw the scene but I fail miserably, so excuse me and have this instead ; w ;;;;;

and I edited this to compensate my inability to draw shit

Might try to draw it again later Sorryyyyyyy ; w ;;;;

jessycangel  asked:

Can I have a silly interaction between Murdoc and Russ? I don't know I think there's not much content about those two and I'd love it if you write something about them!

(This is short!!!! This was fucking hilarious to write, let’s just say that this is the equivalent of a shitpost)

“No, Russel, my dear boy,” Murdoc said, patting his back, “We’re doing it my way and that’s final.”

“The hell we are, you old man,” Russel retorted, leaning back against the kitchen table. It was clear that Murdoc had been drinking or smoking or whatever. He was slurring slightly and couldn’t quite focus on it what was going on. Russel got out a pot and filled it with water, watching Murdoc grabbing the box of spaghetti and chewing on one.

“My way, I’m the oldest after all,” Murdoc continued, seeming very determined to get his way even though he barely had the ability to do anything himself.

“I’m not going to go against my own way of cooking spaghetti, Niccals,” Russel rumbled, “How much do you want?”

“I want half, not broken in half,” Murdoc said sternly, “You are crazy not cooking whole spaghettis.”

“There are loads of advantages to breaking the spaghetti in halves,” Russel said, “Let me list you a few: It takes less time to cook, it’s easier to mix sauce in it and you can use smaller pots.” He showed him by counting on his fingers.

Murdoc scoffed, holding the box upside down to get half of the spaghetti, “You cook it your way and I’ll cook it my way then, possession-boy.”

“Yours go in first then, mine takes less time to cook,” Russel said as the water slowly started to boil and he put salt in the water.

“Might take longer but it has a lot more advantages if you eat it whole, breaking it is insane!” Murdoc said after letting the spaghetti into the water. He watched it intensely.

“Oh yeah? Like what?” Russel asked, breaking the rest of the box’ contents in halves. He laid it on the kitchen table, waiting for it to be his turn.

“Well, obviously there’s doing the lady and the tramp move,” Murdoc started, “It holds more sauce too as well as being easier to twirl around your fork.”

“Doing the lady and the tramp is unbelievably messy too, sucking spaghetti into your mouth is dirty and you’ll have sauce everywhere.”

“But it’s more fun to cook, look,” Murdoc pointed at the pot, “You can watch it descend into the pot after going softer.”

“You’re outta your mind,” Russel laughed, “My arguments are so much better.”

“We’ll see,” Murdoc huffed, “Looks like it’s time for your sinful way of cooking spaghetti.”

Russel threw his own portion into the boiling water and leaned back into the kitchen table, “Now we wait, we’ll see who’s right.”

“I’m not discussing this with you,” Murdoc looked away.

They both refused to look at each other, one more stubborn than the other. It took seven whole minutes before Russel noticed something was off about their decision.

“How the hell are we going to separate the spaghettis from the pot?” Russel exclaimed suddenly, looking back at Murdoc.

“What the hell?” Murdoc raised a brow, “Why are you looking at me like this? It’s not my fault!”

“Don’t you have a ph.d?” Russel said with a roll of his eyes.

“Well not in spaghetti-cooking!”

“Jesus Christ…”

Noodle

Marvel Writing Challenge: redgillan vs. princess-basket-case

Prompt: Spaghetti Kiss scene from Lady and the Tramp

Pairings: Steve Rogers x Reader

Word Count: 1,706

Tags: Fluff, Dogs and more fluff.

Originally posted by imagine-that-marvel

It was a casual Friday night and instead of going to some bar with the other Avengers, you stayed with Steve to watch a movie in which two dogs tried to find their owner. It was a chilly evening, you were wrapped in your American flag blanket that Steve had bought you for your last birthday.

It was like him, fluffy and warm, and you absolutely loved it.

“We should get a dog,” Steve said, leaning forward to get another slice of pizza.

“Oh, yes!” You beamed, then turned to look at him. “Do you think Tony would let us?”

Steve chuckled, wiping his mouth with his paper napkin. “I know he acts like it, but he’s not our father. Plus, I think it would be good for the team.”

“I agree.” You nodded, making a mental note to visit the animal shelter the next day.

You smiled at each other and kept eye contact when Steve leaned forward. Your stomach flipped, you really thought he was going to kiss you. He raised his hand and dabbed at the corner of your mouth with his napkin.

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