My special lady friend met this special kitten today (Source: http://ift.tt/1D4Le1q)
I work at a market that specializes in Asian food and so there are A LOT of language barriers. Today I was stocking rice and a lady came up to me and started speaking a language that definitely wasn't English, so I said I was sorry and I only spoke English and she started laughing then her husband said "we're ready for you to ring us up" with the most apologetic expression. Then while I was ringing them up she started talking to me in perfect English. What a bitch.