ladies man right there

I’m really loving the theme lately with big budget film and TV projects in the ‘nerds and nostalgia’ genre having White Male Entitlement as the villain

like

Mad Max asked who killed the world

their answer was 'toxic masculinity’

Jessica Jones answered with 'rape culture’

and Star Wars threw in 'entitled, privileged white dudes with nostalgiaboners for eras of extreme oppression for everyone else’

could we ask for a more accurate unholy trinity, or a better group to be putting this shit on blast??

someone shared a thing on fb where a guy put like rose petals & candles etc around their room for his gf and was like “guys this is how you treat your lady right”, and one man commented saying “guys, i’m sure your gf or wife will appreciate it more if you just regularly do your share of housework and cooking rather than making a mess in the house” and a woman replied to his comment saying “Agreed! my husband did this one valentine’s - threw rose petals around the room & on the bed and candles everywhere - and after valentine’s day was over he left it all for me to clean up” and I wish I could say I was surprised that a man would be such a colossal jackass but I’m really not. 

I just ran across a rage post about “men’s reproductive rights” and honestly I’m just confused, I mean been a while since middle school health, but I seem to remember the way it goes is a man has an orgasm and a woman has a baby, that is to say the ladies do all the reproducing, so what reproductive rights can a man have? Or is this 100% a Men’s Rights bullshit code word about owning a woman’s uterus?

  • Ino and Chouji: Shikamaru, we've come all the way here to save you!
  • Shikamaru: thanks! 👍
  • Temari: *slaps him and makes him come into his senses with the words she knows he needs to hear*
  • Shikamaru: haha, cool 👌
  • Naruto, inside Shikamaru's mind: Ramen!
  • Shikamaru: OMFG SO MOVING, SO INSPIRING, ONCE AGAIN I'VE BEEN SAVED, THIS MAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS FUCKING MAN RIGHT HERE, I CAN BEAT GENGO, I CAN PUNCH THE SUN, LIFE ISN'T REAL, DEATH IS A LIE, THE UNIVERSE IS AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT WE TRANSLATE TO FIT OUR SENSES...
If you wana send nudes to yo guy but your not sure and want a second opinion on how it look.

Send them to me first .. I will gas you and your nudes FREE OF CHARGE!..

That’s right ladies, if your man doesn’t show your nudes the great amount of appreciation they deserve, I will.

ME AND MY BOO IN MY BOO COUP RIDIN ALL UP IN THA BLACK W HIS CHICK RIGHT BESIDE HIM LADIES IF U LOVE UR MAN SHOW HIM U THE FLIEST GRIND UP ON IT GORL SHOW HIM HOW U RIDE IT ME AND MY BOO AND MY BOO LIP LOCKIN ALL UP IN THE BACK CAUSE THE CHICKS KEEP FLOCKIN ALL THA GOSSIP IN 10 YEARS STOP IT ! LONDON SPEED IT UP HOUSTON ROCK IT 

Debunking a Ridiculous Myth

According to some, the girl on the left (me) belongs in the men’s room, while the man on the right belongs in the ladies room.

Ridiculous right?

Now, while the image is meant to shock and illustrate the problem, that isn’t even the crux of the issue. Assume I was forced into the men’s room and Buck here (man on the right) was forced into the ladies room. Guess who is more vulnerable and at risk? It isn’t your little daughter, it’s me. For me to enter a men’s room that tells everyone in there I’m transgender. Transgender women are ridiculed, assaulted, beaten and murdered for simply having the audacity to walk down the street in broad daylight.

Your daughter, sister, wife or mother is safer in the bathroom with a transgender woman than you’d like to believe. There is no other group of people more sensitive to the harsh realities of violence against woman than transgender women. We were once treated as men. We got to talk over other people in meetings, we got raises and promotions for being one of the guys, we got to walk the street at night relatively free from fear, we never had to measure the length of our clothes to make sure they met a dress code, and we never had to carry pepper spray or attend a self defense class just because of who we were. If I saw a cis man assaulting your child in the women’s room, you would have to pull me off of trying to smash his face in.

Lastly this talk of creepy cis men using the cloak of transgender rights as a basis for entering the women’s room to assault or creep on women?

1. Rapists, pedophiles and creepy men don’t need an excuse.
2. You really think stopping people who look like me from going into the women’s room but allowing people who look like Buck on the right to go in there doesn’t give men an excuse? Trust me, a creepy guy has a LOT harder a task looking like me than they do like him. You really think “I’m a transgender woman” is a better excuse than “I’m a transgender man?”

Stop the hate. Let us pee.

Deities when drunk--

~*Artemis*~

Artemis: MAN, guys are fucking pigs! Am I right, ladies?

Other goddesses: YEAH!

~*Anubis and Horus*~

Horus: THOTH! Anubis is a freaking genius when he’s drunk!

Thoth: *Skeptical* Oh, really?

Horus: Yeah, watch this! *Looks at Anubis* Hey, Anubis, what’s 34 x 67?

Anubis: HeHEheH, 3.8 truffles. *Hiccups*

Horus: See? :D

Thoth: ._.

~*Dionysus*~

Dionysus: *Lying on his living room coffee table, singing softly* If I lay here…. if I just lay here… Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

~*Athena*~

Athena: *Interrupts Zeus’ important speech at some reunion for deities* Sorry, Father, but I HAVE to sing this song that’s been stuck in my head since 2009.

Zeus: Oh, nooo.. not this again. HERMES!!

*Music for “Gee” by Girl’s Generation starts playing*

Athena: GEE, GEE, GEE, GEE, BABY, BABY, BABY–

Apollo: Every. Fucking. Year.

~*Iris*~

Iris: MAGENTA 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 PURPLE 👏 NOR 👏 PINK 👏

Hermes: NOBODY 👏 FUCKING 👏 CARES 👏

~*Set*~

Set: *Is crying softly*

Nephthys: Are you okay, honey??

Set: Yeah… I just watched a video of a kitten meowing.

Nephthys: Omg

~*Asclepius*~

Asclepius: Yes, there are a lot of medicines existing in this world, but I believe that love is the best medicine of them all. :)

Hygieia: Dad, you’re talking to a baby.

vine

Amiright?

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requested by @detective-patrick-jane

I LOVE THE FACT THESE GUYS ARE SO DORKY THAT THEY OUTRIGHT REHEARSE AND COORDINATE THEIR GREETINGS TO BE AS FLAMBOYANT AND SILLY AS POSSIBLE I LOVE IT (and they’re obviously trying to impress the Straw Hats, which means that this is what they think looks cool, oh my god)

THESE GINYU FORCE WANNABES

God, special shoutouts to the following though: 1) That guy on the right who’s flexing his bicep 2) Shachi with his silly “I’m holding a gun” pose 3) Jean Bart for just looking so excited 4) Penguin for not even facing in the right direction 5) Mask Man and the only lady, for doing a back-to-back peace out combo

Bisexual problems

When I tell people I’m bi their first response is “ are you sure your not confused? You probably haven’t found the right man yet.” Like no I’m not confused and what if my right man is a lady…
When I tell boys my age I’m bi first thing they ask is “ wanna have a threesome?” Nahh brah I don’t want yo disappoint tow people at once if I wanted to do that I’d show my parents my tumblr feed
When I tell straight girls I’m bi some say “OMG! SO COOL! I don’t really give a single fuck.” But others say “don’t hit on me, strictly dickly”
But when I tell other bi girls its *high fives to the moon*
Being bi is so difficult, its like your not gay or straight enough.

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ST☆RISH Posters in train stations!

Otoya Ittoki: “I feel happy every time I think about how I love you.” (Poster is in Tokyo)

Masato Hijirikawa: “I love everything about you, from your smiling face to your tears.” (Poster is in Miyazaki Prefecture in Kyushu)

Natsuki Shinomiya: “Sending you, my love, a smiley face and happiness.” (Poster is in Hokkaido)

Tokiya Ichinose: “You taught me how wonderful it is to be loved.” (Poster is in Fukuoka Prefecture in Kyushu)

Ren Jingūji: “I want to be a man right for a lady. That is my wish.” (Poster is in Hiroshima Prefecture)

Shō Kurusu: “I want to hug my memories of you with all of my arms.” (Poster is in Osaka Prefecture)

Cecil Aijima: “Let’s spend some sweet time together, just the two of us.” (Poster is in Tochigi Prefecture north of Tokyo)

Source: Nijimen

People are STILL bitching that Steve and Sharon were so “out of the blue” and “steve didn’t even think about Sharon until Natasha said something” and pretending like ya’ll didn’t know they were going to kiss from the first moment he offered for her to use his dryer. Their first scene together was him trying to ask her out and her giving him a “now’s not a good time for me but don’t get to far”. I see you. We ALL see you.