ladey

SO I HAD DIS IDEA
  • LOL WAHT IF MAVEN SAW NANNY WHILE SHE TRANSFORMED TO MAVEN AND LIKE..LIKE...
  • MAVEN: *sees nanny as maven*
  • Nanny: ...
  • Maven: OMG
  • MAVEN: IS THAT WHAT MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE?
  • MAVEN: IS THAT REALLY MY FACE
  • MAVEN: OH MY CALORE
  • Mare: ..youre not disturbed at all that there is another you?
  • Maven: OMG IM SO HAWT SO SMETCXY
  • Maven: *RUNS TO NANNY* MARREH MEH
  • Nanny: ...
  • Cal: THis IS nOT MY BROTHER
  • Farley: can we just kill him already
  • Kilorn: so if mavens marrying nanny can i marry mare-
  • Everyone: NO GIVE IT UP KILORN MARE WANT TO BE SINGLE LADY
  • Everyone: *busts out in single ladies by beyonce*

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SEIS MÚSICAS PARA APRECIAR UM CASILLERO SHIRAZ

1. Jota Quest feat. Anitta & Nile Rodgers - Blecaute

2. Skank - Te Ver

3. Os Paralamas Do Sucesso - Óculos

4. Tulipa Ruiz - Proporcional

5. Maroon 5 feat Christina Aguilera - Moves Like Jagger

6. Lady Gaga - Perfect Illusion

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EXOs Reaction to a gender swap

Hey Ano..ny…mous-chuchu i dunno ugh … well anyways lets start ~


Kyungsoo: *does aegyo* It still looks awful .. *laughs embarassed*


Tao: Booty didn’t changed a single bit ~


Chen: *after showering* *looks in the mirror* Did … did I just really saw two.. 


Lay: *goes on a date with himself* Lay oppa, how about this. Can you buy me this Lotion ? 


Kai: *does some aegyo after the performance* 


Suho: *fab as always*


Kris: *doesn’t know about it* 
Some Stranger: Heey girl, do you have a boyfriend ? 

Kris: 


Xiumin: 

Y/N: *gives him a butt slap* Hey sexy lady ~ 

Xiumin: *shocked* *probably thinking: the fuck how do I look like a women ?*


Luhan: 

Sehun: You are really beautiful Luhan ! 

Luhan: … *laughs* no no I’m still manly 


Baekhyun: *flirts with the other members*


Chanyeol: *is scared that the members would use his body becuz a tall skinny ladey is always a go go*


Sehun: *goes into sexy-mode* I’m ready..


i hope you liked it :3 ! 

Joe Irvine receives judges' feedback – The X Factor (New Zealand), live show 1
  • Audience: YEAHHAAHAHAHH WOOOO
  • Joe Irvine: thank you.
  • Audience: WOOWowOwooo
  • Stan Walker: barh. joe. YOU'RE FULL OF SURPRISES, EH BRO? YOU KNOW I, i think people have watched you and oyhur journey and thjoguht "augh thais feller" but now they're gonna go "OHHH this feller" yeah he's good bro you can sing bro, you awesome ,ile ik,e you eh, you tlzk too much but id do know, you know>
  • Joe: hahaah
  • Stan: killed that.
  • Natalia Kills: ladeis and ngentlemne, i'm just gonna state thr obivious: wer have a DOPPLELGNABGER in our midst
  • Audience: WOOOOOUGUGH?
  • Natalia: i... as an artist who respects... CREATIVE INTEGRITY and INTELLEUCTURAL PROPERY ani am DISGUSTED at hiow much you have COPIED my HIUSBAND, FORM THEH AIR, TO THE SUIT, DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY FVLAUE OF RESPECT FOR OGRIGINALTIY? YOU'YR E AL AIUHGIGNID STOKO, IT'S CHEESY, DISGUSITNG, I PERSONANYLL
  • Joe: but cleopatrf
  • Natalia: I OEOEOROSANNA;LY FAOFUNSD IT ABNSOSLUTELY AIRITICISAITLXLASY SOTORICOUIS
  • Audience: AARGRGHARGRGH
  • Natalia: I AM EMABRRASED TO BE SITITING HER,E IN TOYUR PRESENCE, AHVIGN TO EVEN DIGNHY YOUY AIWHT AN ANSWETR OF MY OPPINION.
  • Joe: thank you naltia you're beautful
  • Willy Moon: to me iit just feels a bit cheap and absurd
  • Some guy: HE'S BETTEHR THAN WULLY
  • Willy: i mena, YOU'RE LIKE, ITS LIKE NORMAN BATES dressingu p in his mother's lcothing it';s acrewepy i eeel like you'r egonna stithch fosmeone's skin to oyur fascer and kill everyone in the haudieicne. but do you
  • Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Natalia: I'M GONAN SAY IT: IT'S DISUSUTINV, YOU MAKME ME SICK, IT'S ABSOKUTR,.EY TDISAUGSIITNG, YOU HAVE NO DIENTNTIY, I CAN'T STANDI T., I'M ASHAMED TO BE HETRE
  • Joe: i think i l ook relaly foos
  • Natalia: I THIN KYOU LOOK GOOD BECAUSE YOU'RE DRESSED AS MY HUSBAND
  • Melanie Blatt: ACTUALLT ASCTUALLY SCUTALLY ASCUTALLY ACTUALLY YOU'RE SFESED BETTER THSAN MY HUSBAMD
  • Natalia: ACTUALLY MEEL NEDS GLASSES
  • Dominic Bowden: yhry're so selle-behaved. mel?
  • Melanie: you KNOW WHAT JOE,. TO, I DON'T THINK MANY PEOPLE HAVE BELEIVED i nyou i nyoutr life, but i tlel ypou right now, I BEleieve in you, you#ve got ehat it takes, you've got a BEUATIFUL tone, pleas,e URNGH, don't listen
  • Dominic: thank you to our joudges

anonymous asked:

HO HO HO NERDS THIS IS DISSMAS CLAUS IM NOT REAL IM INSIDE YOUR HEART STAY IN SCHOOL DONT DO DRUGS AND JUST STOP TALKING TO YOUR CREEPY RACIST RELATIVES LADEIS THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR YOUR UNCLE THAT YOU THINK IS HITTING ON YOU HE PROBABLY IS. DISSMAS IS EVERY DAY IF YOU BELIEVE

DISS KRINGLE