Charbo, hi. What secret useless talent do you have? Handstand? Play the spoons?
Oh my god this is the best question ever. Can I list a few?
- Reaching the top shelf / changing light bulbs without a ladder. Hashtag 6′1″.
- Obsessing over any slightly annoying noise within a one mile radius.
- Recognizing voice actors and faces. I am pretty great at the ‘where the fuck have I seen / heard that person before?’ game.
- Telling anyone and everyone trying to swallow a pill by tilting their head back ‘chin to chest’. CHIN TO CHEST PEOPLE.
- Contemplating my mortality on a weekly basis but not letting that existential dread set in.
Tell me yours guys. This is fun.