takes the spiders outside while the
others are standing on the furniture to get away from it
get the spiders, while Clark and Bruce are holding each other (say this is a 3meter kryptonite laced bat-spider)
casually mentions something about the
three of them dating at person B’s parents house, a split second before they
remember that their parents don’t know
accidentally lets it slip at the Kent’s house during Christmas. They are not
offended or surprised, instead the Kent’s tell them to open their presents early where
they find 3 perfectly knitted matching sweaters.
finds the other two cuddling, and
instead of saying anything just flings themselves on top of the other two
catches Bruce and Clark cuddling after a hard day of crime-fighting. She had
helped with the mission too and is terribly tuckered out. Just lays on top of
them, Bruce and Clark out-stretch their arms to pull her in closer.
bakes the others cookies and sweets
all the time and is so happy about it that the other two don’t have the heart
to tell them that they kind of suck at baking
bakes for everyone, he loves to impress Bruce and see if he can make anything
better than Alfred. Diana comes in often the taste-tester, she doesn’t want to
offend Clark because she sees how hard he works. She always gives it the okay,
then Bruce tries it out and instead of making a terrible face, swallows it down
just like Diana does.
tries to get the others to actually
eat at the dinner table instead of in front of the tv
tries to have everyone at the dinner table. This usually happens when they’re
at the Wayne Manor, but if they are at Clark or Diana’s places, well, everyone
is just glued to the news while Bruce is pouting about not eating at his place
tonight. “Plus, there’s more room!”
gives the others piggy back rides all
loves to carry Bruce around like no tomorrow, it’s his favourite thing. And
Diana loves it when Clark is all playful and wants to give her a piggy back
ride, the two usually have to force Bruce into playing.
has to carry the other two to bed
after they crash on the sofa
carries both Bruce and Clark back to bed if they pass out from the terrible,
Darkseid-filled day. She carries them both over her shoulder, and brings them a
glass of water before she passes out next to Bruce.
forces the other two to watch the
notebook with them
tells everyone to watch the notebook “Guys, it’s a classic!!”
violently protests watching the
notebook but winds up sobbing anyway
is angry about watching the notebook, “Guys, we have better things to do. Guys,
we’re superheroes, okay? Guy, wait. GUYS.” and violently holds back his tears.
While Clark is just sitting with a puffy face, runny nose, and can’t stop
passes tissues to the others crying
over the movie
hands them both tissues “Boys, please.”
tries to get the others to go jogging
with them at 5 in the morning
Clark tries to wake up Diana
and Bruce for a 5am job.
Bruce: CLARK! WE WENT TO BED 2 HOURS AGO, FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.
Diana: NO. AMAZONIANS DO NOT RUN AFTER EATING ICE-CREAM UNTIL
3AM, HELPING TWO DORKS GET OVER THE NOTEBOOK.
hogs the shower
Bruce hogs the shower. Clark
and Diana totally let him.