“You seem surprised.”

“Well I wasn’t expecting my boyfriend to suddenly reveal that he’s a smurf.”

“Isn’t the point of today to share intimacy with one’s partner?”

“This isn’t the type of intimacy most people go for.”

“My true form should serve as proof enough that I’m not ‘people’”

“Of course, how could I possibly make that mistake.”

“I also fail to see why one form of intimacy would prevent another from taking place.”

“That’s true. Very, very true…”

“I’ll meet you upstairs, Stark.”

“Only if you keep the new look. I want to examine the changes for myself.”