la lal al

the instruments and their noises
  • violins I: laaaaa aaaaa la la lal al ALlaaaaLAAAAAAA I'm centre of attention!! laaaAA
  • violins II: the same as violins I just not as LAAaAA
  • flutes: ftroot foooooooooooot ftoot
  • piccolo: *shattering windows*
  • french horns: solo time!! *BWAARRRRRRR RA BWA BWAB bwa bwAAAAA*
  • oboes: nasal infections
  • violas: indistinguishable from cellos and violins unfortunately
  • trumpets: BFWAAAAAAAAAAAA *shattering of ear drums*
  • trombones: a lower, more friendly trumpet
  • cellos: drunk LAAALa lA
  • bassoons: honkedy honkty hhhhhuonkkk
  • clarinet: hnnnnnng *sQUEAK*
  • timpani: brbrbrbrbrb DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
  • bass clarinet: hhhhuuhhhhnnnh *SQUeak*
  • tuba: the brass equivalent of a timpani
  • harp: *glissandos n slides n angles*
  • english horn: an extremely congested nasal passage trying to sneeze
  • basses: the equivalent of a bass part in a gregorian chant
  • cymbals: CRASH CRAHS DOOSH DASH
  • xylophones: kinda like water dripping from a tap *dink dink dink dink*
  • triangles: *DIIHHHNGG DIIHNG*
  • bass drum: the cannon from the hunger games
  • piano: all of the above