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I’ve been meaning to say thank you so much for the nickname. Oh yeah, glad you like it. It was super easy to come up with. Father Joseph, Father Broseph, Father Bro, Father Brah. Bam! I mean attendance has shot through the roof since you did that.

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“She said people try to be good but they’re really sick and rotten, her most of all, and every time she tried to make the world a better place, something terrible came up inside her and pulled her back down into hell. Took her deeper and deeper into the blackest nightmare. Every time it got harder to go back up to the light.”

Twin Peaks (1990-1991)

5 Signs You’re Dating a Henchman

Honestly, you should have seen it coming

1. He has cuts and bruises all the time and can never recall exactly how he got them.

2. He only pays in cash.

3. He owns more than one turtleneck.

4. He has no friends of his own.

5. He takes you away on a romantic weekend to his boss’ lair carved into the side of a mountain.