So I went to my first rave tonight! I was expecting to see lots of weird things - candy necklaces, grown adults using pacifiers, the dropping of crazy sick beats. But nothing could prepare me for what I saw in that warehouse - A TEENAGER SPLIT APART INTO TWO KIDS!!!
There’s only one explanation - Steven and his friend were hiding in a specially fabricated bodysuit built by the Illuminati for the purposes of international espionage!
You might have heard of it before under the official name: Project L.I.L. R.A.S.C.A.L.
Local Illuminati's Latest Really Attractive Spy Concealing Approximated Life-form
It’s a shame because I was totally gonna go ask them to dance… you know, until I learned it was Steven and his friend.