l.a. candy

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Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic

Strider’s beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics

Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can’t taste in my photo

Dyin’ just to know the flavor

I ain’t doin’ her no favors

No reasons why I tease

Her flush just comes and goes like seasons

I’m Karkalicious (so delicious)

No, I don’t do kismesis

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don’t matter if we’re just moirails

Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail



(Four, three, two, fuck you)
So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin’ adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (even egbert wants a piece of me)

I’m Karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

Karkalicious def-,

Karkalicious def-,

Karkalicious def-
Goddammit, doc scratch, stop fucking around with my mic-

Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy

Nepeta’s always squealin’ cutsey pet names like Karkitty

I’m the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T,

And the majority of pairings had better include me

I’m Karkalicious (so delicious)

My body stays vicious

All the highbloods feelin’ nervous ‘cuz I’m doing some fitness

Zahhak’s my witness (*whistle*)

Bet that ship curls Nepeta’s tail

And he’ll be needing all the towels ‘cuz I'mma make him sweat pails

(Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (fuckin’ adorabloodthirsty)

So delicious (even egbert wants a piece of me)

I’m Karkalicious
Now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out

Baby, baby, baby,

If you really want me,

Honey get some patience,

Maybe then you’ll get a taste

I’ll be tasty, tasty,

I’ll be laced with lacy,

It’s so tasty, tasty,

It’ll make you crazy

T, to the A, to the S T E Y - fuckin’ tasty
T, to the A, to the S T E Y - fuckin’ tasty

D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S
To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the-
I’ll just spell it out for you!

All the time I turn around trolls gather round
Always sniffin’ at me, wanna guess the color of my blood

I just wanna say it now I ain’t trying to round up any drama, little fucker, I just don’t want you to know

And I guess I’m coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret’s fucking awesome

But I’m tryin’ to tell, it’s a secret that I just don’t wanna tell

Terezi says I smell delicious (so delicious)

No, I don’t do kismesis

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

Don’t matter if we’re just moirails

Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you

My body stays vicious

Zahhak’s been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business

Nepeta’s my witness (meow~!)

I’ll even let her first ship sail

Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

So delicious (Eridan, see)

So delicious (you can trust me)

So delicious (I’ll help you be)

I’m Karkalicious (l-l-like candy, candy)

It’s so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

I’m Karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)

T, to the A, to the S T E Y - fuckin’ tasty
T, to the A, to the S T E Y - fuckin’ tasty

T, to the A, to the S T E Y - fuckin’ tasty
T, to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the
To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S
To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S
To the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S
To the D, to the E, to the-
Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?
I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess
Because T-A-S-T-E-Y does NOT spell “tasty.” Was this Fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?
What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical trainwrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?
He doesn’t throw down sick fires anymore!?
Fuck this shit, I quit.

deerminh  asked:

Hello^^ Infinite gif reaction as secret agents please?

Hello there dear~ I hope you like how this turns out! It was fun to write up so I hope that it came out as well as I felt like it went in my head haha~

\*unicorn*/



SUNGGYU:

Originally posted by hoyainifinite

The leader of the squad. He’s charismatic and great at planning then making sure everyone gets the job that is right for them. He works hard and is highly specialized in investigation skills, but knows how to relax and just be one of the guys on his off day and his team has the most respect for him.


DONGWOO:

Originally posted by chandoo

The undercover specialist. He’s charming, witty, funny, and easy to get along with so nobody would expect he’s actually there for a mission. He’ll slide into any circle of people with ease and earn their trust quickly, making it easier for him to carry out his duties.


WOOHYUN:

Originally posted by hoyainifinite

The human lie-detector. If you’re even telling the slightest of lies, he knows it. He can read body language and the secrets behind your eyes, there’s no hiding anything from him and this comes in handy when it’s time to interrogate a suspect.


HOYA:

Originally posted by kmyungsoo

The combat specialist. Whether it be hand-to-hand or with weaponry he is trained to fight and to kill, there’s no getting around him if you want by you better be ready for a show down. He’s lean, he’s strong, he’s smart, and he knows what he’s doing.


SUNGYEOL:

Originally posted by micaelia

The scholar. He’s the one you go to for policy and law questions, if there’s an answer you can be sure he knows it. He helps the leader with inside intel on how a certain government works or even how a building is laid out. He has a degree in almost any area you can think of and he knows how to use his smarts to help the team.


L:

Originally posted by im-prawn

The sniper. He’s got perfect aim, steady hands, and a gaze alone that could kill. You never see him come or go, he’s in and out within seconds and is so good not even a strand of hair is left behind as an indicator that he was ever there.


SUNGJONG:

Originally posted by yeollieni

The linguist and lip reader. He’s studied long and hard and it pays off to know so many languages when you travel so much. He’s the go to guy for foreign captives and a translator when deals are to be made overseas. He can be helpful whether the target is near or far.

azureskywolfspirit  asked:

Hello~ Can you do Infinite as mythical creatures please?

Well hello there~ I think this sounds fun and I hope you like how it turns out!

\*unicorn*/



SUNGGYU:

Originally posted by kdramafeed

A phoenix! A golden bird that bursts into flames when it dies and is reborn in it’s ashes. He’s taken down a lot but always comes back strong and does his best.


DONGWOO:

Originally posted by jdw-juseyo

A hobgoblin! A humanoid creature who is playful and mischievous but can get rowdy and even confrontational when antagonized. 


WOOHYUN:

Originally posted by woohyun-ssi

A pixie! A supernatural humanoid creature with pointy ears that likes to cause mischief. He’s cute, playful, and endearing.


HOYA:

Originally posted by infnthoya

A dragon! They are fire-breathing reptiles with wings that often hoard treasures. I feel like he’d be purple and hoard anything that goes well with him.


SUNGYEOL:

Originally posted by tienyeol

A banshee! For anybody who’s ever heard his high-pitch screams you’ll understand. They are spirits that shrieks/wails to tell of an impending death.


L:

Originally posted by inpinitely

A vampire! A charming being who is immortal and lives by drinking blood. He’s got the looks, the walk, the talk, and a gaze that will draw you in quickly.


SUNGJONG:

Originally posted by whiteconfession

An alicorn! This is the name for a winged unicorn. It’s magical, mythical, mysterious, and beautiful to look at.

“I had a list of the nineteen crimes he had been convicted of in my head and little by little we went through the list and Richard told me what he did and him did. He was very comfortable talking in this third person and it flowed from him like a torrent of foul water coming from a sewer. As it turned out Richard was hypoglycemic, l started bringing in Nestle candy bars from the machine just outside. gave him the chocolate, he took a few bites, became all animated again, and, with the help of Nestle chocolate bars, I got The Night Stalker to tell me all”

- Philip Carlo about Richard Ramirez.

6

Favorite Characters: Uncle Buck Russell.

I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they’re no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I’m coming looking for you! [of Anita’s mole] Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.