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l-promised-him replied to your post:

…. I’ll be confiscating that shitty device, Cadet, should it ever arrive to your hands. Pray it doesn’t. Fix your fucking face and cite your sources, also, please.

He’s not sure if that’s the Captain’s lowkey way of saying he wants one for himself.

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