In an AU where Jack never went to Samwell, the Samwell Men’s Hockey team wins a contest to watch the Falconers play the Aces in Las Vegas. In a twenty-four hour period, the following things occur:
- Ransom, Holster, Lardo, and Shitty organize and execute an extravagant yet tasteful double wedding using Shitty’s family’s money
-Whiskey wins $274,548 on slot machines he’s not technically old enough to use
-Tango loses $274,493 at game tables he’s not technically old enough to be at
-Bitty has a threesome with not one buttwo NHL stars
-No one can find Dex except for Nursey, who is handcuffed to him in a Denny’s parking lot
-Chris “Chowder” Chow, sunshine of everyone’s lives and the only person to get back to the designated hotel by curfew, has to deal with all of this before the coaches wake up from their hangovers and realize that they’ve missed their flight home.