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WHY THE EXO STANS NEED HOLY WATER (OT12)

baekhyun stans:

  • read so much baek x brick wall smut 
  • wrote so much obscure smut that they’re basically pregnant from their own writing at this point
  • don’t they just need it bc it’s in their dna

chanyeol stans:

  • nice skirt
  • got wet by staring at a black haired chanyeol pic and suddenly generated 18398471947192348312 dirty thoughts
  • need to pee

jongdae stans:

  • read so much smut that they don’t know what smut is anymore
  • tried to stick their dick in a milk carton but then remembered oh i don’t have a dick all i have is smut
  • choked on so much smut

kyungsoo stans:

  • don’t they always need it tho
  • supported kyungsoo so hard that they turned into thirsty beasts and need to have some holy water
  • save them

jongin stans:

  • it’s a basic need for survival
  • basically after 0.2 seconds of looking at a picture of jongin they’ve wasted 10 years worth of water in their body
  • need i say more

kris stans:

  • eyebrows too hot
  • hands so big they’re already thinking of something for their upcoming smut series titled “hold it in your fingers”
  • just need help in general

yixing stans:

  • so much floor humping it might as well be a sport
  • blinded by innocence but then immediately given sexy winking and hip thrusting as a spot on medication
  • same boat as jongin stans

luhan stans:

  • so kinky it’s not a joke anymore
  • lead by their cult leader pervhan into the unknown territories of your panties
  • why not

junmyeon stans:

  • tried to sell their ovaries to junmyeon directly
  • daydreamed so much about what having kids with junmyeon would be like and are stuck in an alternate reality
  • be concerned

sehun stans:

  • always choking 
  • blessed with the existence of sebooty and sebuttsexyass and that bulge in his pants that iweoiufhgirehgwiosdjfw
  • question should be “why sehun stans really need holy water”

tao stans:

  • that ass when he does a high kick
  • aLSO THE FACT THAT THEY READ SO MUCH SHOWER FICS AND BATH FICS THAT THEY ACTUALLY NEED TO SHOWER
  • please just shower in holy water it’ll help i promise

minseok stans:

  • constant thirst for xiudaddy
  • they’re mature about it but so mature it should be mature-18+ because they’re that kind of mature
  • rescue them from this hell

*smiles* B-Bo told me you guys noticed h-his eye changes color, so h-he asked me to explain w-what they mean….T-these are the ones that I h-have noticed so far a-and what Bo feels w-when it is that c-color!~ There m-may be more, only time c-can tell really!~ O-one color can mean m-multiple thing, so you c-can’t just rely on the c-color to tell you his mood!~ Like p-pink for example, Bo’s e-eye turns p-pink when shy, embarrassed, p-passionate, flirty a-and any type of l-loving feeling!~…Does this m-make sense?….

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BUT CAN WE ALL TALK ABOUT HOW DO FREAKING KYUNGSOO IS SLAYING THE EVE? OR THIS WHOLE FREAKING ERA?

HIS HAIR
HIS VOICE
HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
HIS CLOTHES (NO FREAKING UNDERSHIRT THIS TIME)
DID I MENTION HIS VOICE?
HIS DANCING
HOW COULD I FREAKING FORGET HIS VOICE?
HIS BREATHING
DON’T FREAKING FORGET HIS VOICE
HIS FREAKING EVERYTHING
AND OH YEAH, HIS FREAKING MELTED CHOCOLATE VOICE

I LOVE HOW ALMOST ALL THE COMMENTS MENTION KYUNGSOO. HE WAS ALWAYS THE LOWKEY TYPE. YAH KNOW. HE’S SO LOWKEY THAT HE’S ALREADY RUINING YOUR BIAS LIST WITHOUT U KNOWING.

AND THOSE PEOPLE AT THE COMMENT SECTION, I FEEL Y'ALL.


(SORRY I HAD TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS, MY FEELZ CANNOT BE CONTAINED)

daffodil

The problem is that Eren is ridiculously handsome these days.

Sure, Levi had always acknowledged that the kid was kinda cute, especially after he’d started growing his hair out and learned to control his temper better. That had been it, though, and since back then Levi had still been his Captain, he’d never really even allowed himself to dwell on such things. But now when he’s retired - and growing soft with age, as Eren himself had claimed once with a twinkle in his eyes - he’s become painfully aware of just how attractive he finds Eren.

He’s sitting amongst tall grass and wildflowers, more focused on admiring the line of Eren’s broad shoulders than paying attention to what he’s doing with his squad. Since he can’t deny a single thing from Eren, he’d naturally agreed to come along and watch them train. It would be really helpful, Eren had said, worrying on his bottom lip with his teeth in a way that had been horribly distracting to Levi, because even though he’d now officially been promoted to Squad Leader, he could use some feedback on his training methods.

They’ve been at it for what must be hours now, and Levi’s quite impressed. Maybe he really is old and soft, because he’d have allowed at least one break somewhere in between. Eren’s more strict than he would’ve imagined, even tense at times, and Levi’s not at all envious of his squad members.

It’s quite nice, in a way, sitting in the sun and merely allowing time to pass. That’s a luxury in and of itself, he thinks, being able to stop and smell the flowers, both figuratively and literally. He’s plucked a freshly blooming daffodil from the ground and is twirling it in his fingers when Eren seems to have decided it’s finally time for a break.

Without hesitation, Eren comes to him, leaving his squad to cool off amongst themselves. He plops down on the ground next to Levi, a little out of breath but still no less gorgeous. There’s a small frown resting over his features and Levi wants to kiss it away, to press his lips against the crease in his brow and the downturned corners of his mouth.

“Hi,” Eren says and manages a wry grin. “How am I doing so far?”

Levi tears his gaze away from the shining green of Eren’s eyes and instead turns to watch his squad members, most of whom are also on the ground, trying to catch their breath. “Well,” he starts off and intends to go on, but apparently that’s already enough for Eren.

“Really? I don’t know,” he sighs, taking a hand through his unruly hair. He’s discarded his jacket long ago and rolled up his sleeves, and Levi finds himself hopelessly transfixed by the firm muscles in his arms. Not to mention his hands, dear God, those broad palms and long skilled fingers that Levi’s imagined touching him all over so many times that he’s lost count by now.

To top it off, Eren towers over him by now, having grown several inches over the years. That’s completely unacceptable to Levi. This is Eren, his Eren who’d he’d vowed to protect, the perpetually angry and squeaky-voiced kid who’d looked at him like he’d hung the damn moon. His Eren is not allowed to be this attractive, because Levi honestly cannot handle it.

Eren is in the middle of rambling about something when Levi realizes he hasn’t been listening at all. He’s fidgeting in place, that much Levi registers, hands clenched into fists and his stare darting back and forth from Levi’s face to his own feet as he talks. There’s something trapped in the green of Eren’s eyes that reminds him of a panicked animal, and Levi wants nothing more than to soothe him and tame him.

“Hey,” he interrupts, making Eren stop abruptly. “It’s okay. Breathe. Relax.”

It’s a horribly clumsy attempt at comforting him, but Eren’s shoulders do drop a little. “Yeah. Okay,” he repeats with a long exhale. “Sorry. It’s, uh, you being here just makes me a little nervous.” It’s all said in one hasty breath, almost fearfully.

Levi blinks. “It’s okay,” he repeats, and having ran out of things to say, reaches out and hands his daffodil to Eren. “Here. Take this.”

It’s silent for a while, but Eren does extend his hand and pluck the flower from his hand, his face questioning but also a little hopeful. “What?” he asks, as if he hadn’t quite heard right.

“It reminded me of you,” Levi says and opens his mouth to explain further, but when nothing comes to mind, he closes it again. “Make sure you don’t crush it, though. Maybe train your squad a little less intensely.” He’s not sure if Eren can manage that for even a fraction of a second, being less intense than he usually is, but for the sake of his overworked squad members, Levi sure hopes so.

“Thank you.” Eren’s lips are curving into a tiny smile, and it’s the most beautiful thing Levi’s ever seen. “I’ll try to take good care of it.”

“I know you will,” he says, more to himself than to Eren since the kid is already up and ready to continue,  newfound enthusiasm in his voice.

One of the members of his squad outright whimpers when told to get up and resume training, another one actually has the gall to talk back at Eren, but none of them even mention the delicate daffodil now tucked behind his ear.

the entire “vampires are pale because they’re dead that’s why they can’t be poc” theory is so stupid and up its own ass like do you think black people actually turn caucasian  upon death  w HAT t HE f Uc K

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An AU where young Keith, a Filipino-Korean, moves to the USA; on his first day at school, he refuses to talk, partly because he’s not exactly very sociable but mostly because he’s incredibly embarrassed about his English and lack of proficiency in it. O and shiro walks in

TRIPS OVER MY OWN FEET oh my god this was supposed to be black and white but then i wanted to paint but then gave up andCHRIST. my art style changes 600 times during this comic its dISGUSTIGN. THEN AGAIN it was rly rushed i just wanted to get this idea outta my head before school starts.

EXPOSING THE EXO STANS (OT12)

i’m evil and i feel no shame

i will expose all your secrets, no matter whether you admit it or not (you probably don’t know you have these secrets yourself lmao)

but of course not shaming you we’re all at least a lil bit kinky ;))))))))

also if it was inaccurate just know it’s because you don’t know yourself as much as you think you do :>>>>>>

baekhyun stans:

  • have a photo album dedicated to baekhyun’s derp faces because it secretly entertains them when they’re taking a shit
  • read baeksoo smut because they read too much chanbaek smut and want something new even if they stan chanbaek
  • sECRETLY STAN CHANYEOL, KYUNGSOO, AND YIXING BUT WON’T ADMIT IT

chanyeol stans:

  • WE ALL KNOW THEY STAN KYUNGSOO AND JONGIN ON THE SIDE EVEN IF THEY WON’T TELL US
  • have a thing for chanyeol dyeing his hair any dark color because it gets them pregnant
  • occasionally daydream about chanyeol eating them out and get wet thinking about it what

jongdae stans:

  • are actually kinky af but they don’t let anyone know about it because they have standards
  • they get horny so easily especially after reading smut or some sick text talking about kinks
  • they know that they need holy water bUT THEY DENY THE FACT THAT THEY NEED IT BECAUSE THEY’RE SOFT AND DON’T WANT US TO BE CONCERNED FOR THEM

kyungsoo stans:

  • actually find it really cute how chanyeol accepts the fact that kyungsoo bullies him relentlessly and therefore secretly stan chanyeol (just a lil bit if u know what i mean ;))))))
  • deep deep deep deep down inside they probably have some sort of positive thoughts of chansoo but won’t admit bc edgy
  • are actually really soft

jongin stans:

  • they’re always thIRSTY AND HORNY AND CUTE FLUFFBALLS AT THE SAME TIME HOW DO YOU MANAGE
  • we all know they have some sort of mental shrine to jongin’s sexy ass bod and personality don’t deny it
  • read enough smut to last a lifetime—not their lifetime, but another person’s lifetime, probably someone who isn’t into smut

kris stans:

  • gET PISSED PRETTY EASILY EXCEPT WHEN WE SEE IT IT’S HILARIOUS AND RELATABLE AND PRECIOUS AF
  • wish ot12 would come back but force themselves to accept the fact it isn’t going to and therefore decide to support everyone’s career like the mature ass people they are
  • probably wish people understood them better and just need someone to talk to (we’re here for you <3)

yixing stans:

  • really strongly believe that yixing isn’t as innocent as he seems to be but will accept it for the sake of his cute profile
  • have developed a slight obsession for the art of butt slapping because yixing introduced it to them don’t lie 
  • constantly at a mental war with themselves because they love innocent yixing but they also love i’ll get u pregnant through your eyes yixing

luhan stans:

  • thought that luhan was an actual girl at least twice
  • wish they were as pretty as luhan but accepted the fact that the likelihood of that happening is 0.0000000000000001%
  • actually think that luhan is kinky af and start drooling at the fact of being ass slapped by him

junmyeon stans:

  • lowkey feel pity for him but won’t admit it because their support is too strong
  • know that junmyeon deserves better and for that reason they will keep stanning and supporting him because he’s precious
  • are aware that not many people stan him and want to do everything in their power to get more people to stan him but at the same time don’t want to risk losing him

sehun stans:

  • love making fun of him but the moment someone else makes fun of him they will get defensive and don’t care about it
  • secretly stan junmyeon but they don’t know it yet
  • really really really really want that sebooty like so much that there isn’t a word that could describe it

tao stans:

  • love the fact that he’s content with his career but also wish ot12 would come back
  • secretly ship taoris no matter how much they trick themselves into thinking that they don’t
  • have a thing for tao and puppies

minseok stans:

  • they’re constantly thirsting for xiudaddy
  • always choking whenever they read smut even when it doesn’t involve or mention a choking kink
  • they have a soft spot for luhan, jongdae, and junmyeon (and possibly jongin???) even if they don’t know it yet
TYPES OF EXO-Ls

new exo-l

  • probably just watched mama and identified themselves as exo-l
  • bias is either baekhyun or chanyeol or sehun
  • what is an exo-m and can i eat it the harsh reality still in my heart to this day
  • can name 3/12 members
  • haven’t stepped foot into tumblr territory
  • thinks baekhyun’s eyeliner is so extra
  • probably hasn’t listened to winter songs
  • deserve a warm welcome to the fandom

old exo-l

  • 169% done with exo
  • “what has exo done to me”
  • managed to stay with exo till now
  • seen members leave one by one and seen all of the drama surrounding relationships and really doesn’t know how to feel at this point
  • sassy and special
  • probably has a soft spot for junmyeon
  • can identify the 12 members based on pictures of their big toes
  • choking when exo’s comeback is as hot as fuck

stan exo-m exo-l

  • i’ve literally only seen like four of you
  • underrated puppies that need love and just want to be relatable
  • actually precious lil muffins i wish there were more of you
  • still get kicked in the balls feels when thinking about the old ot12 days
  • cried when luhan/kris/tao left and still feels like rummaging through their old merch box wanting some sort of content feeling
  • why !! are !! the !! chinese !! versions !! so !! under !! rated !! tell !! me !!
  • prefers the chinese versions ??<///????>>>>
  • mature and content and soft

stan exo-k exo-l

  • screeching
  • they’re so loud and wild and i just love them so much 
  • fell in love with exo-k and loves exo as a whole now
  • singing along to the korean lyrics making their friends think they’re fluent in a foreign language 
  • MY OVARIES ARE EXPLODING BECAUSE THE VOCALS ARE SO FUWPOSIJFIUEDHVNIUXD AMAZING
  • they like “baby don’t cry” and listen to it when they’re sad
  • listened to an exo-m song and was like “oh this is nice”
  • they’re literally the definition of what an average exo fan sounds like but x1000000 more intense

emo exo-l

  • monster is their aesthetic
  • anthem is probably something from mama or wolf era
  • actually soft on the inside but hide it
  • needs to be loved

shooken exo-l

  • when exo made their comeback they were the people that were like “oH HOLY SHIT WHAT THE IAWUZFHSUGSEZGRIOFVCJN KAI HAVE MY CHILDREN”
  • they’re basically just internally screaming and need to let it all out because they’re just that enthusiastic about the fandom and need someone to talk to because aREN’T WE ALL THIS WAY
  • always shook
  • can be found in the youtube comments section of m countdown, music videos and on tumblr questioning their life

dead inside exo-l

  • so done with everything but keep coming back for more
  • scrolling through tumblr looking for a sense of hope but only being pulled further and further into the fandom
  • don’t even bother trying to leave the fandom because they know that the boys have already killed them by breathing and are too lazy to leave and come back
  • “why”

multifandom exo-l

  • mature and resolve fanwars
  • love exo along with their other respective fandoms and are a great pleasure to see on your typical monday evening
  • respectful of others’ opinions
  • but when exo made a comeback most of their posts were about this great historical event which is understandable

smutty exo-l

  • constantly coming up with new smut ideas and hoping they won’t get kink shamed for doing so
  • literally the most creative people i’ve ever seen
  • usually great writers that just need to unleash their creative writing skills so others may feel the same way
  • actually cute fluff balls

emotional exo-l

  • constantly crying over exo
  • crying because of old departure news, ot12 feels, old ship feels, new ship feels, their bias died in that fanfic feels, etc
  • just need to be loved
  • we should feel concerned

tumblr exo-l

  • will spam your dash with pics of exo, rants, and memes
  • enjoy writing and reading fanfics and just indulging in all of this amazing literature that is posted every 0.78 seconds
  • blessed
  • need help

lovin the size exo-l

  • probably wants chanyeol’s d more than they want air
  • horny 
  • wet whenever exo does anything
  • horny

exo-l

  • amazing people that need to be appreciated in the kpop community 
  • creative people that are seriously amazing and talented
  • some of the best people that you will ever meet
  • we are one !!