l raptor

peanutbutterandbitter  asked:

big time author!Eren who forgets to care for himself when his editor is up his ass for his dead lines, so his neighbor and very good friend Levi usually drops by to remind him not to be a dumbass, you need to eat and /yes/ Eren, you need a shower, and Oh my GOD what the ever living FUCK is in the sink get rid of it!!


EXO Chatting Relay Event - Kai
  1. Start?
  2. Hello I am EXO Kai
  3. kkk
  4. k
  5. Wah
  6. It’s starting?
  7. Why is noone talking?
  8. Everyone please have fun today
  9. ㅂㅈㄷㄱ쇼ㅕㅑㅐㅔㅁㄴㅇㄹ호ㅓㅏㅣㅋㅌㅊ퓨ㅜㅡ
  10. 1234567890-=ㅂㅈㄷㄱ쇼ㅕㅑㅐㅔㅁㄴㅇㄹ호ㅓㅏㅣㅋㅌㅊ퓨ㅜㅡ./
  11. Im bored
  12. 789654123
  13. This time is different from last time’s chatting, the computer got better
  14. The monitor is really big
  15. I only train my upper torso (?)
  16. I had my dinner already -Meat
  17. No, it’s fast
  18. Rahee’s hair is short (Note: Rahee is his niece)
  19. My puppies are all living well
  20. I’m very dark
  21. I love you
  22. Roasted chicken soup
  23. Pink hair
  24. My roommate now is Chanyeol D.O. hyung
  25. Wah hukk
  26. I’m busy in reading
  27. No no no
  28. I’m really busy in reading
  29. I like Japanese ramen
  30. I like spicy chicken
  31. My hair is white even though my face is dark-coloured 
  32. Inside my head is white, inside my heart is pink
  33. To play with Rahee, I will give her a airplane ride
  34. It’s tiring
  35. No no airplane
  36. I will start a business and give her a ride
  37. In one day, half of the day has to be given to sleep
  38. Sleep for 12 hours only considers as good sleep
  39. Ah.. let’s sleep for a while
  40. If I look at those (comments) which are impolite, I will dislike EXO-L
  41. But I don’t care (about them)
  42. The most recent movie I have watched is Jurassic Park -Dinosaur
  43. I want to raise a raptor
  44. Anyone here raises a raptor?
  45. Raptor
  46. EXO-L are cute Tyranno
  47. L-ranno EXO-L-ranno
  48. I’m raptor
  49. I’m the raptor and EXO-L are the L-ranno
  50. Morning chicken is delicious
  51. I cannot choose any food after chicken
  52. Pizza is still far away from chicken-hyung (Note: he’s calling chicken his hyung because he likes it so much lol)
  53. My favorite fruit is strawberry
  54. I’m a strawberry and EXO-L are grapes
  55. My most favorite EXO song..uh… I like them all.
  56. Cooking cooking
  57. For me, I am good in it
  58. Recently I cooked eggs
  59. I’m the chef, EXO-L are the eggs
  60. L-ran (Note: Egg in Korean is gye-ran)
  61. Ka-pue (Note: Kai+Chef)
  62. For me, spaghetti is food that I buy (Note: Meaning he can’t cook spaghetti lmao)
  63. Except during filming for ads, I don’t use hand cream
  64. I don’t use perfume
  65. As for body lotion and shampoo, I use those in the dorm, I just any lotion or shampoo there
  66. The paper bag, that, paper bag, now-
  67. When my stuff can’t fit my pockets, only I use the paper bag
  68. Today we did magazine shooting
  69. I did well
  70. We had interview - I talked about EXO-L - I did well right?
  71. I, ah, no it’s a secret
  72. Way to hide from the heat - go under the shades - I go barefoot - toes
  73. EXO-L are fingers
  74. I’m toes
  75. EXO-L are fingers
  76. Hand and foot, combine!
  77. Couple ring? Me and EXO-L’s?
  78. Because I am toes, the ring size needs to match with my toes
  79. My fingers are turning old, they need to be oiled
  80. Bingsu kkk 
  81. Doll clothes - Recently doll clothes
  82. My dinner today is chicken
  83. I’m only recommending chicken
  84. I tried balsam drink before
  85. But the water didn’t only go into my nails, it spread all over my fingers
  86. I thought manicure is like applying lip balm
  87. I applied on my lips and I cried
  88. I don’t have any SNS account
  89. If I want to (share something), I will upload on FROM. EXO
  90. But I got nothing to write about so…
  91. I am cute ever since the day I was born - Gold hammer
  92. Drink while writing
  93. Ah Instagram was used for promoting
  94. After much begging from the manager hyungs, I made an account
  95. Iced choco is delicious
  96. Of course (I’ll be using) FROM. EXO
  97. If I take on acting, all of you will cry
  98. But still I will do that soon
  99. I didn’t drink alchohol
  100. hi (in english)
  101. Mine, all mine
  102. Suho hyung is the only church oppa
  103. Monggu is still the same (Note: Monggu is one of his dog)
  104. Flower Nancy - Flower Nancy - I like, I like
  105. No, the chatting participants are too many, so my replies become shorter
  106. Hinggg We will extend it to two hours
  107. I take off my shoes right after I reach the dorm
  108. I close my eyes before I sleep (Note: LMAO)
  109. Have to drink a lot of water to remain healthy
  110. Please drink a lot of water
  111. MAMA is the most tiring
  112. What class was I in during kindergarten?
  113. During my kindergarten days, I played batman games
  114. I will make you my princess - EXO-L - I am bear
  115. Bear - Bear kkkkkk
  116. They said I look like a bear ㅂ0ㅂ 
  117. *_* *-* Emoticon battle
  118. (-_-) (ㅁ_ㅁ)
  119. Why does this notebook has no hanja typing?
  120. Ah Apple computers don’t have this
  121. My foot size is 4000 (Note: LMAO #2)
  122. My height is 50000 (Note: LMAO #3)
  123. My attack power is 100,000,000
  124. Dragon Ball
  125. I want to go to US again
  126. Anyone here collects dragon balls?
  127. Oh oh oh there’re a lot here
  128. I have Vegeta
  129. Sun Wu Kong anyone?
  130. Bulma anyone? and also Gyeolheun
  131. EXO-L are Bulma
  132. I am Vegeta - Dragon Ball
  133. kkkk If your surname is Kim, then it will be Kim Bulma
  134. Please don’t rename it
  135. kkkk I’m Kim-geta
  136. I’m now in white tee and jeans
  137. You’re telling me take off if I am hot?
  138. Use heat to fight against heat
  139. I will choose to wear nicely
  140. I get hot when it’s hot; I get hot too even it’s cold
  141. I have a lot of weak points
  142. If I take off my clothes when I am hot, then I will feel cold - Irony
  143. My health maintaining food is chicken
  144. I think my sense towards the season drops - I am wearing many long-sleeved shirts
  145. What I eat to become pretty? EXO-L’s love kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
  146. My love? Hearteu
  147. Even I become fatter? -Please don’t lose weight
  148. Where do I live when I become older? Right, even I don’t have a house - *knock knock* Noone is here, then I should go to the next neighbourhood 
  149. *knock knock* Why is there no people here?
  150. Of course have to go home kkkkkk
  151. Ah it’s so funny -interesting
  152. I have never once called a noona as unnie
  153. But I think I had called other people as daddy once
  154. My ideal type is EXO-L kkk
  155. I recommend wearing glasses kkkkkk 
  156. Harry Potter is fun
  157. Join the Goblet of Fire Contest with me - I’ll win
  158. Is it quidditch? -Anyone does that?
  159. I will win all of you -EXO-L vs Kai -Let’s do this
  160. Cannot use cleaning machine
  161. I’m Gryffindor? Slytherin?
  162. I was first in my elementary school
  163. I was first in my whole high school for pushups
  164. *Showing off*
  165. They said I’m real man
  166. As for football, I like watching the most
  167. Gathering the friends and have fun
  168. Pporopporopporo
  169. Chelsea is the best
  170. Not long ago they lost to Arsenal
  171. Sad TT My tears are coming out
  172. They lost, lost TTTTTT
  173. I bought Rahee a car as her Children’s Day present
  174. But it’s scary to ride that -I won’t ride that anymore
  175. My tears will come out
  176. They said I’m Jong-murok (Note: Sad Jong)
  177. Rahee doesn’t cry much
  178. Because I am not the one who gives birth to the twins TT
  179. Recently my hearing becomes better - my vision is bad
  180. I wear lenses TT
  181. It’s good no matter it’s long hair, short hair or even flat head
  182. Three-line poem kkk
  183. No, if I shave my hair, I will cry, cry 
  184. If you dye hair, it will hurt your hair
  185. Even if you don’t do it, you still look pretty
  186. Tell me I’m pretty -since you guys are the one who make me look pretty
  187. Don’t do that
  188. Everyone please stay refreshed
  189. Drink some iced water
  190. I receive energy when fans tell me they are happy
  191. My EXO-L, let’s be happy
  192. I don’t eat on-flight meal, I sleep
  193. Did you see me blocking the typhoon?
  194. I blocked it - I’m the Vegeta
  195. Just now I went to EXO-L’s kitchen and stole some of the colas
  196. And behind it, I saw our EXO-L - So pretty
  197. I wanted to hug you but I just went away - Because I need to this chatting
  198. I feel happy when I dance
  199. I like all the choreography
  200. I have to be happy so when EXO-L look at me they will be happy too
  201. Am I right?
  202. Right!!!! hehehe -Pretty
  203. Grandpa Santa kkkkkkkk
  204. I was sad because I didn’t receive present from my father
  205. Grandpa Santa instead of presents, he took the card and went away 
  206. He pretended to believe and bought some toys
  207. That time when I was in elementary school, my fantasy was broken 
  208. They said I broke the record and I did for the longest period
  209. Ah I always break my phone, don’t worry
  210. Even if I use phone cases, it still breaks - It’s so magical
  211. kk you’re right -When something reaches my hands, it will break into pieces
  212. If you want to have better circulation, welcome to my hand
  213. Fun rides -that -Water -that -It’s fun
  214. No no not that one -The one with long ropes in Lotte World
  215. Atlantis -That was fun -Fun fun
  216. Play stations? I like those scary ones hehe
  217. I have nothing I fear of. Ghosts are my friends; Zombie is my friends too;Souls,too are my friends.
  218. All are my friends because I am Vegeta
  219. Sun Wukong is the scariest 
  220. I like horrow movies
  221. kkk Showtime -that one kkkkkkkkkkk
  222. My tears - Because those really weren’t ghosts
  223. I am friend with real ghosts - Fake ghosts are scary TT
  224. kkkk Fake ghosts
  225. If I hit, it will only hurt my hand - Because I am robot
  226. Before I sleep, I dance with my brain
  227. No, I sing in my brain kk
  228. Thoughts
  229. If not then if I think of football, I will fall asleep
  230. Ah Inner dance - When I use my brain to dance 
  231. /goomoolgoomool/
  232. I just knew about ‘inner dance’ this word after you guys told me kk It fits so well
  233. I didn’t go to karaoke rooms kk
  234. As for book, uhmm– try this book ‘Maximize Imagination(상상력이 극대화’
  235. Now, I think I have to go already
  236. I want to call you by your names, I know if I don’t do this, you might be sad
  237. And also because the chatting time is reduced so I can’t call you by your names one by one
  238. But you’re all precious to me
  239. All of you mine
  240. All EXO-L are mine
  241. Lastly, everyone
  242. The weather is hot and please take care of yourself
  243. If you unreasonably want to lose weight, please don’t do this to hurt your body
  244. I will always love you
  245. I will use my teleport skill to go to see if you’re doing well
  246. kkkkk because it’s a special visit
  247. please be ready
  248. I’m going now gwiyomi-s chu chu

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