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saint-j92000  asked:

As the one (1) requisite non-Eddsworld person who regularly shows up in this mushroom carton, even I’m gettin’ all emotional because of that update ya done did there. You must use your angst powers responsibly Em.

Y O U S H O U L D H A V E K I L L E D M E W H E N  Y O U H A D T H E C H A N C E

THEORY TIME EVERYBODY!!!

Alright people, its that time again…

THEORY TIME FOLKS!

Les Go!

((If you’re really not in the mood to read through all this - even though i highly suggest you do - skip to the final paragraph. I’ve got a “Too Long; Didn’t Read” Summary for you))



So, everyone pretty much knows about Mark’s super vague, ultra secret project, right? Let’s get some quick point-notes down first;

• He’s been super vague about this
• He plays multiple characters
• It comes out October, Friday the 13th
• It was shot in some mansiony-castle looking thing in the middle of nowhere
• @reverseblackholeofwords said she may have remembered Mark saying it was a multi-part thing at one point, but she’s not fully certain. ((If you need an example, think back to the “A Date With Markiplier” video))


Alright, so the main, universal theory at the moment is that it has something to do with the Egos - which I agree with. Multiple characters with Mark? That usually calls for something ego related.

But what ABOUT the egos? What are they doing? What’s happening with them? Well think about these 3 points right here.

- It comes out October, Friday the 13th
- It was shot in some mansiony-castle looking thing in the middle of nowhere
- It has a high possibility of being a multi-part thing

Now, October is known for being the month of fright due to Halloween, and Friday the 13th is known for being a very unlucky day, superstition wise. So what could possibly matchup with these 2 ‘holidays’ intermingling?


Everyone knows about the old-cliche of Murder Mystery, right? (¬u¬)ノ


ITS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE, AND NOT EVEN THAT FAR OFF
With the secret project being in October AND on the most unluckiest day of the year, I really do think it might have something to do with a Murder Mystery Party.


Mark has shown he’s not afraid to “kill off” people.

Bing died to the Googles, Wilford mercy-killed Septicplier, WE HAD THE CHOICE TO KILL DARK AND/OR MARK.

Mark has shown on multiple occasions he is not afraid to “kill off” anyone

Plus, its in some mansion-castley thing, in the middle of goddamn nowhere. Mark could barely get any service out there. It took him an hour to upload a 1 minute video while there. That’s just BEGGING for some gruesome murder to take place.


...So why wouldn’t it?


There’s also another good point. If were going to be having a Murder Mystery Party, someone would have to HOST that party, right?

I would not be the LEAST bit surprised if The Host hosted a party at some mansion thing, plus it’d explain the egos being there, and everyone would be right in their assumptions that the main ego it would surround is The Host

AND, I may be looking a bit too far back, but people still remember Markiplier Makes: FanFiction, yeah? When he freaked us out with wearing The Host’s jacket in the beginning? Remember what he said?

“I am your… Host of sorts. Although I may be donning this outfit, I will not be HOSTING you today ”

So - if it IS a Murder Mystery - it could mean either Mark has been planning this for MONTHS ahead of time, had the idea WAY ahead of time, or he could just be really amazing at continuity. All 3 are extremely possible.

and if its a multi-part thing like the Valentine’s Day Video, well than that just adds a BUTTLOAD of extra fun OWO xD



Alright, so the TL;DR summary of it all is;

• Mark has done his damn hardest to keep this project pretty much on the DL
• The video comes out on October, Friday The 13th
• Markiplier is playing multiple characters, most likely the egos
• Mark is not the least bit afraid
• Considering the timing, it could be a Murder Mystery Party
• The Host would most likely be the host of the party
• It might be a multi-part video like the “Date With Markiplier”

Though we’ll just have to wait and see, considering this is just a theory XP

((A VIDEO GAME THEORY XD))

Boi, can you believe it’s already been a whole year since Horikoshi saved my life

  • People using an Ouija Board, 2096: What do you want?
  • Me: t o c r a c k o p e n a c o l d o n e w i t h t h e b o y s
  • People: ...What?
  • Me: s o m e o n e p e e d i n t h e b a l l p i t
  • People: We don't understand! Please, who are you?
  • Me: s h r e k i s l o v e s h r e k i s l i f e
  • People: Shrek? What is Shrek? Is that your name?
  • Me: *the entire Bee Movie script, one letter at a time*
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I’M CALLING YOU OUT DAD
WHAT’S THIS ABOUT “NO DEATH”? >:/



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VA U LT   S   I N T O  R O  A    D

“What happened back there, where’s the rest of the team?!”

“This is all my fault, I followed him right into this trap. Everyone warned me, but… I didn’t listen. I put the entire team in jeopardy.” 

“Yeah you kinda did.. But now we gotta fix it.”

“…You’re right. Let’s go.”

a list of moments™ in musical theatre

-STAYYYYYY LITTLE VALLLLLENTIIIINE STAYYYYYYYYY and then the pause and the sudden decrescendo into “each day is valentine’s dayyyyy”
-ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN and everything about that song
-all of “raise a little hell” and “this world will remember us” and everything about laura osnes and jeremy jordan
-the acapella part in “two by two” when they’re all clapping and some people are echoing and its just Pretty
-the harmonies on “moonlight swiiiiims”
-dum da da dum da da dum da da dum da da DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA M A C A V I T Y M A C A V I T Y
-the dirty bum bum bum bum the dirty bum bum bum bum bum HE HAD IT COMIN
-and i dug deep down to the bottom of my soul…and cried…'cause…i…felt…N O T H I N G
-will i ever make a sound………………ON THE OUTSIDE ALWAYS LOOKING IN and the lights change and then you burst into sobs
-YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE) YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE) YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE)…even when the dark comes crashing through when you need a friend to carry you and when you’re b r o k e n o n t h e g r o u n d…………Y O U W I L L B E F O U N D
-do you KNOWWWW how great my life is
-and your keys OH OH OH OH your ring of keeeeeeeyyyys
-FAAAME (I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRR)
-TURN BACK OH MANNNNNNN BA DA DA DUM B O W !!!!
-literally all of grease the musical
-or if i were a bell i’d go DING DONG DING DONG DINGGGGGG
-evERYthing’s comING up roSES and daFFOdils
-OHHHH MAMA WELCOME TO THE SIXTIIIIES
-in new york you can JUST YOU WAIT in new york you can JUST YOU WAIT in new york you can be a new man IN NEW YORK NEW YORK JUST YOU WAIT
-the entirety of satisfied
-we won we won WE WON W E W O N
-if you stand for nothing burr what’ll you fall for …. i wanna be in the room where it happens the room where it happens……………and then the rest of that song from that point on
-its my candy store its my candy (mezzo harmony) its my candy store its my candy (soprano harmony) its my candy store its my candy STOOOOOORE WOAH OH WOAH
-YEAHHHHHH FULL STEAM AHEADDDD TAKE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKINNNNNG
-SEEEEEE YOU AROUNNNND (WHY-OHHHHH) AROUNNNNNNNND (WHY-OHHHHHHHHH) WOAHHHHHHHHH WOAH WOAH OH OHHHHH I’LL BE DOWNTOWNNNNN
-into the woods !!!! into the woods !!!! yes into the woods and out of the woods and HOME BEFORE DARK
-everybody say yeaheeeeyeah (yeaheeeyeah)
-i am so much better ……… THAN BEFORRRRRRRRRRRE
-who am i ….. TWO FOUR SIX OH ONNNNNE
-REDDDD THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENNNNN
-every day a little deaaaaaaaaaath (and then they hold the note for a million years and its heartbreaking)
-WE ARE REVOLTING CHILDREN LIVING IN REVOLTING TIMES
-and andrey isn’t here……………(massive door slam)………………RAZ DAV TRI (the whole room lights up and you’re sobbing) AND THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM
-the harmonies on the second AND THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM
-i pity you i pity me i pity you AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-all of no one else because denée benton is a princess
-dollllllokhovvvv the assassinnnn
-its alright natasha … i’m heeeeerrrre … so neeeeaaar …
-IS THIS HOW I DIE (extreme jazz™ plays)
-my brother is quite madly in love ………. he is quite madly in love with YOU my deeeeeeaaaaarrrr yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah ohhhh OHHHHHHHHH OH HOW SHE BLUSHES HOW SHE BLUSHES
-amber gray in general
-I W I L L L O V E Y O U A N A T O L E
-natalie natalie natalie i must love you or die NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE
-remember me to s t e s h k a THERE GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE
-AND THE WORLD WILL KNOW
-THERES CHANGE COMIN ONCE AND FOR ALLLL
-I’M ALIVE I’M ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE
-and i’ll be happily happy yes happily happy and thoroughly SATISFIIIIIIIED
-the phantom’s theme
-ooooh oooooooooh ooh ooh JOIN US LEAVE YOUR FIELD TO FLOWER
-all of the Pulizter Prize winning musical Rent™
-LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAINNN
-i c e c r e a m … he bought me i c e c r e a m …vanilla i c e c r e a m … IMAGINE THAAAAT
-THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE
-every single song in spring awakening what a jam™
-SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORRRRRRRRRGE
-if i could concentrate…………I’D BE IN THE FOLLIES
-FREELY FLOWS THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO M O R A L I Z E
-play it coooooooooool boy
-defying gravity as a whole
-FIYERRRRRRROOOOOOO
-ease on down ease on down the roooooaaaaad