l o o k at his face

anonymous asked:

*Patiently waiting for the full story behind the recent klance comic*

we were chillin on the stadium getting ready for roll call in gym and these two dudes and a chick come out (they’re all freshmen if that says anything.) and one dude is always joking around and making gay jokes and what not. and the other one does too. but one day one of the guys (we’ll call him dude 1) has a football and says “hey if i make this into the trash can, then i gotta kiss allura (obviously i changed the name bc i honestly dont remember her name nor do i care) but if i miss then i gotta kiss you” and the whole time the girl was saying no like she doesnt want to be kissed or whatever and dude 2 is just laughin away. (note this trashcan is like. a good 40 feet away from us) but dude one just w i l d l y throws it no where near the trash can okay. so the girl is like “lol yeah go ahead kiss him.” and dude one walks up slowly and bRUSHES HIS FACE AND KISSES HIM. LIKE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SHOCKED IN MY GOD DAMN LIFE OKAY. and then a few seconds pass and dude two just laughs and goes “BRO THAT WAS THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL THING IVE EVER DONE!!” i was trying so hard not to laugh at this point like h o n e y,,,, its o k a y.


I have a lot of feelings about this headcanon and I really need to talk to you about this. Okay? Okay, good.

We all know that the metamorphmagus gene is in the Black bloodline, right? I mean after all Tonks was a metamorphmagus and her dad was a muggle, therefore she had to inherit the gene from Andromeda, who’s a Black.

Now, what if DRACO had inherited the gene?



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Just a Memo - Boyf riends

Title: Just a Memo

Word Count: 1822

Pairing: Jeremy Heere x Michael Mell (boyf riends/Meremy)

Warnings: None unless you consider dorks being dorks objectionable

A/N: This originally started out as a headcanon so the writing style is more informal-ish towards the beginning.  Also this is my first piece of actual fanfic ever so bear with me here. :’D

Jeremy still sometimes hears the Squip talking in his head.  It’s so faint though, that he’s not really sure if it’s just his own thoughts or if it actually is the Squip.  Either way he doesn’t tell anyone.  Maybe, he thinks, it’ll just go away on its own.  No, the voice says, It can’t be gotten rid of that easily.  But nevertheless, Jeremy continues to live as though there weren’t possibly the ghost of a half-mad supercomputer embedded in his brain.  

One day he notices his left hand moving of its own accord (to do what, he had no idea) and flips the fuck out— but regains control of it immediately after panicking and flailing it around for a second.  This type of thing starts happening on occasion; usually just small actions probably meant to inconvenience him.  That time he caught himself aiming a crumpled ball of paper at the back of a teacher’s head was one of the more notable ones.  Oh, and that time he poured a glass of water on himself probably qualifies as well.  

Jeremy realizes that he really can’t deny the Squip’s presence at this point, but it hasn’t tried to do anything super malicious, so he decides to wait things out before taking any drastic action.  One day he sees his hand reaching for a pen on its own.  Normally he’d jerk it back on reflex and that would be it, but he decides to leave it alone and see what happens.  His hand picks up the pen and starts writing on a scrap piece of paper.  Definitely not his handwriting, he notes with a mix of apprehension and curiosity.  Then it stops.

Y O U R  F L Y  I S  U N Z I P P E D

Jeremy hurriedly looks down.  Shit.  

After remedying the situation, he stops for a moment to direct a mental ‘thank you’ at the Squip.  Hell, that’s probably the nicest thing it’s ever done for him.  And so it continues.  Every so often he’ll notice his nondominant hand moving of its own accord, writing a helpful (or not-so-helpful) suggestion courtesy of the Squip.  The notes are brief— no more than a sentence or two.  He’ll usually follow them if the advice doesn’t seem too fishy.  

One day Jeremy’s at the school library with Michael, both of them studying for an upcoming math test.  Well, Michael’s the one doing most of the studying.  It’s not for lack of trying on Jeremy’s part, it’s just he keeps finding himself distracted by Michael.  It’s not his fault that Michael bites his lip in the cutest way when he’s figuring out a tough problem, or that the sunlight dancing across his face makes him look like some kind of angel, or that his hair looks so incredibly soft and touchable that Jeremy really wants to run his fingers through it.  Man, he thinks, some girl’s gonna be so lucky to have him someday.  

He shakes his head and turns back to the study guide for what must be the fifth time when he finds his hand moving to write a note from the squip.  It’s become a common enough occurrence that he’s not too fazed by it, but he’d really like to make some headway on this problem, so he’ll just check the note once he’s finished.  His Squip-controlled hand sets down the pen and taps on the desk impatiently.  In a minute, Jeremy thinks.  But the Squip isn’t having it apparently, because it slides the study guide off the table.  He curses under his breath and reaches to pick it up when the Squip suddenly forces him to wipe something else off the table.   It’s the note.  

A S K  H I M  O U T  A L R E A D Y.   

What?!  Jeremy has to stifle a snort.  He’s obviously not gay, as evidenced by his massive crush on Christine.  The Squip must be more broken than he thought.

His hand snatches a pen off the table and scribbles on the back of the note.  Jeremy thinks he can almost hear an exasperated sigh in the back of his mind.

Y O U R  O B L I V I O U S N E S S  I S  K I L L I N G  ME.

Jeremy’s face reddens a bit as he crumples the note and resumes studying.  But he still can’t concentrate, thanks to the Squip’s comment.  So what if he thinks Michael’s attractive?  Doesn’t mean he’s gay.  It’s not like he wants to make out with Michael, or hold hands with him, or cuddle with him, or…


Well it doesn’t matter either way.  Michael’s probably straight as a board, and even if he weren’t, he could do so much better than Jeremy.  Not that he’s jealous or anything.  Just stating the facts.  Jeremy’s a just another hopeless nerd, but Michael’s so cool in his own way and he doesn’t even know it.  Guys like him are cool in college.  Guys like Jeremy just fade into the background.  But regardless, he has a math test to study for.  

Less than ten minutes later he finds his hand moving to write another note.  He considers jerking it away but can’t bring himself to do it.

“Dude!  You never told me you were ambidextrous!”  Michael practically jumps out of his chair in excitement.  He leans across the table to get a better look at Jeremy’s squip-controlled hand, which suddenly stops writing and moves to cover the note.

“What— oh,” Jeremy freezes up.  Sure enough, he’d been working a math problem with his right hand while the Squip wrote a note with his left, “Uh, yeah… I guess it just never came up?  It’s really not a big deal.”  A light blush dusts his cheeks as Michael picks up his hand and stares at it in amazement.  Jeremy figures it’s probably best to just let Michael believe this whole ambidextrous thing instead of telling him the Squip is back and has taken to spontaneously writing notes of advice with his nondominant hand.

“Not a big deal?!” Michael cries, “Are you serious?  Only two percent of humanity is ambidextrous, you happen to be one of them, and you’re telling me that it’s not a big deal?  It’s freaking AWESOME!”

“If you’re about to say we should celebrate this by getting stoned in your basement, I’m gonna have to pass.”  Jeremy deadpans as he gently removes his hand from Michael’s.  Have his hands always been this soft?  

“GASP!” Swooning dramatically, Michael clutches his chest and falls back into the chair “I AM HURT.”  

“I’m sure you’ll survive.” Jeremy says with a laugh.  Even if the Squip were right about him liking Michael, he decides it wouldn’t be worth risking their friendship.  The pain of losing moments like these greatly outweighs the possible benefits of confessing— BUT there’s nothing to confess so it doesn’t matter anyway!  He glances toward Michael, who has gone back to his study guide and is doing that cute lip biting thing again…

… Okay so maybe there’s a little that could possibly be confessed.  

Michael gestures towards the note currently covered by Jeremy’s Squip-writing hand. “So what were you writing anyway?  With that hand, I mean.”

Jeremy freezes.  Just when he thought he was in the clear too.

“How do you even take two sets of notes at once?” Michael muses, “That’d have to involve some serious parallel processing capacity on your part.”

Shit-shit-shit-shit-SHIT.  Jeremy lifts his hand slightly so he can see the note.  Maybe it’s nothing he’d have to worry about Michael seeing?  Yeah, he can probably just write it off as a note to himself for later on.  It’s probably nothi—

I  R E A L L Y  L I K E  Y O U  M I C H A E L.

Oh fuck.  

“Uh— it’s nothing,” Jeremy says a little too quickly.  He’s sweating bullets.

“Oh?”  Michael raises an eyebrow, “Well if it’s nothing, then I’m sure you won’t mind if I just—” he moves to snatch the note but Jeremy slaps his hand back over it.

“I-It’s just a memo,” he stutters unconvincingly as his face turns bright red.  Is the Squip seriously trying to set them up?

“Just a memo?” Michael grins wickedly and slaps his hand over Jeremy’s own to wrestle for the note, “Gee, you’re awfully cagey about it for being something that’s ‘just a memo’.”

“AUGH— Come on man!”  Try as he might, it’s a losing battle.  Jeremy’s left hand seems to be actively betraying him as he struggles to keep the note away from Michael.  Goddamn Squip is probably laughing it up right now.  They grapple a few more seconds before Michael emerges victorious with the note.  Jeremy’s face falls and he can feel a pit forming in his stomach.  There’s only seconds until their friendship is ruined.

“AHA!” Michael raises it high in the air like a victory trophy.  “Time to see what dark secrets—” his triumph turns to shock, and his lips part in an ‘o’ shape as he stares at the note. “…Oh…”

“I-It’s not what you think!”  Jeremy laughs nervously, knowing full well there’s no way out of this.  He’s awaiting Michael’s response like a prisoner waiting for execution.

“You sure about that?” Michael begins, blushing hard, “Because, I mean, this seems pretty…” he searches carefully for his next words, “…straight-forward.”

Jeremy’s sure there’s nothing he could do to make this any worse.  But naturally he finds a way.  “…Pun intended?”  He buries his face in his hands as he realizes what he just said.

Michael just stares at him for a moment.  His expression is unreadable.  Then he starts to laugh softly, in that way Jeremy always thought was so cute but now couldn’t be more worrying to hear. “Oh my god… Jeremy.”  He sighs as though he’s been holding his breath for a long time, “You big dork.”  He says as his face breaks into a smile.  

Jeremy looks up.  His heart is racing a million miles an hour it’s pounding so loudly he’s sure Michael can hear it.  “Wait, you’re not…” he trails off.  Mad?  Straight?  Interested?  He’s not sure what he’d prefer at this point.  It feels like he’s floating, ready to drop into freefall or soar into the sky at any moment.

Michael grins, “I really like you too.”

His heart soars.

“I have for a while now.”  Michael admits sheepishly,  “I just thought you didn’t, uh, swing that way.”

Jeremy melts right then and there.  He’s pretty sure he would’ve passed out if he hadn’t been sitting down.  God, how didn’t he see it before?  He can hear a faint “I told you so.” in the back of his mind but he doesn’t care.  Michael likes him too and that’s all that matters.  Jeremy gathers his courage and straightens up, a look of intense determination on his face, “D-Do you wanna maybe finish studying back at my place?”  

Michael takes his hand. “I’d like that.”

You thought i wouldn’t post exo being gay cute part 3??  well


am i 


to stop

posting pics and gifs 

of exo being SO gay… ehh cute!! CUTE

look at Tao and his mommy

tao’s mommy with naughty chenchen


Jong bros are so… 

that’s nothing gay, no, no.

how to be subtle by kim jongdae

baek riding yeol ¬u¬



nope, totally not sexual, no.


bts couple kaisoo

how can he talk normally when jongin is staring into his soul?

cute xingxing touching yeol’s… ear.



Yeol omg XDDD jongin’s scared face hahaha

just kaibaek holding hands like always

man they are so cute

manly lu hugging the bacon

man WHAT THE… oh gosh Sehun what’s wrong with you?? you can not grab your hyung’s butt like that in front of camera!

massage :3

is that the perfect threesome?? YAS THATS XIUHANHUN!! 

i told you kyungsoo likes sitting in tall men’s lap

TAOBABY KISSED AND LOVED BY HYUNGS that’s the cutest thing ever

b y e

zitao has a serious problem, he really likes to be about to kiss the members remember the xiutao gif of part 1? the sutao gif also


how to be subtle by kim jongdae part 2 again with joonmyeon his fav sempai

just jong bros being cute

im telling you jongdae is the most affectionate member, also the more subtle…

i know this gif is related to other in exo being gay cute part 2 but LOOK AT THE NOONA PUSHING MINSEOK TO JONGDAE!! JUST  L O O K!!

is cute how sehun was protecting luhan while he was too busy laughing and taking photos :’)

KaiSoo is like… ninja or something

idek who is with sehun -i thik is Yixing- but omg!! HE WAS ABOUT TO KISS HIM????

these two :’)))))))))

zitao’s problem again

the two real namjas doing nothing homo. srly

cute hyung caring the maknae 

LOL at tao’s face haha what did chanyeol do to you?? 

no matter how many times you look at this, it’s still sooooo gayyyy cute


just Tao’s hand in the midle of sehun’s legs (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

NO this is not cute, no, im not dying NO.

Yixing favorite place was…  :’(((((


This is the last part, because i think you’ll get tired of these posts XD

PART 1 PART 2 / kyungsoo ver. chanbaek ver.  suchen ver.

S t o p there is so much more to Sasuke than his beauty, his features, his allure. Don’t use Sasuke as a means of what your dream lover l o o k s like. Because Sasuke is also fiercely determined. He’s secretly silly. He blushes and gets embarrassed, he cries. Family meant so much it broke him, friendship and love was always in him, Naruto only helped bring it outward. It was always there. Sasuke is beautiful, oh yes. But don’t you dare sell him short. He is analytical, smart, well spoken, willful, intense. Not just a pretty face on a brat.

anonymous asked:

Hi! How would 707 act with an MC who isn't really a fun person. Like, she rarely talks, doesn't get his humor, and she takes a while to open up to people? Also looks kinda cold? How would he approach her when he first meets her and how would their relationship be like?

Eheheheheh I feel bad for the poor kid but let’s see how this goes, shall we? I won’t base this off his route because, well, he’s cold when you two meet irl anyway and I also don’t all out spoilers so I’m just winging it lolol


- when you first met the RFA, he wouldn’t stop making jokes you all know how it is

- and he is s h o o k when you respond so monotonously

- he knows that even though its through a screen ‘cause CCTV

- GOD SEVEN HAS FAILED HIS QUEST TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH?!?!?!?!???!!!!!?!?!?!???????!?!!!!!!!??!!?!?

- okay, new mission. Make MC laugh at his jokes

- When you first meet at the RFA party, he’s cracking jokes and puns left right and centre

- this was the s e v e n t h  o n e  i n  t w o  m i n u t e s  h o l y  s h i t, boy bREATHE

- when you answered with a raised eyebrow and a straight face, he flipped

- two years and three RFA parties later, he’s giving up. honestly surprised he’s stayed in the agency for this long

- you’d opened up to the whole of RFA more so you talked a little more than you used to in the chatroom

- he was telling a story about him and Mary Vanderwood and the time she found out about him keeping and feeding squirrels (with honey buddha chips) and promptly flipped out and kicked him out of his own house when he heard it

- it came a little crackly over the CCTV but he heard your laugh



- like he could quite literally fly to the moon and back, thats how happy he is wouldn’t recommend it but okay

- when you two became a couple, he respected that you didn’t like talking too much (thats okay he can talk enough for the both of you) but still wouldn’t give up making a joke or pun every once in a while

- at least humour the boy with a smile pls


ehh that came out different than I expected whoopsies. just tell me if you don’t like it and i’ll try to remake it

bye bye! *poof*

SVT Cute Jobs; Seungkwan !!

Originally posted by winningwinwin

this child also gives me chest pains but you know what im still alive come fight mE


-Boo Seungkwan

-what a kid

-so heres a cliché occupation


-i tried to not do youtube i really did

-but youtube suits him so much!!! 

-idk why??

-but because of how funny he is

-he could put his comedic aspects onto the internet forever

-so ever since he was little

-he would tell jokes and stufff

-and people thought he was genuinely funny 

-and when he got into high school 

-his classmates would film him telling the jokes and they would also tell him to start up a youtube channel

-so he saves up for a decent camera 

-like high end but not too expensive

-real good quality 

-low price

-so the first video he records is just an introduction to the channel and stuff

-doesn’t get that many views just like a couple

-but when he started to post regularly he got a ton of views like mah boi iS GETTING VIEWS

-his videos include play throughs skits and a lot of jokey-type vlogs 

-he did this one cooking skit which made him really popular like

-in the first day it got over 500,000 views

-he was so happy !!!

-and when he got to the 100,000 he was so excited like wHAT MOM IM FAMOUS

-not like that but kind of

-he cried when he got his silver play button 

-oh wait


-where are you? oh you’re here

-okay so you’re in high school and you’re also a youtuber

-but you do like vlogs and q and as and stuff like that

-you did this one weird skit about someone breaking into your house but it was actually just you in a cat mask

-you also use the cat mask for any strange things you want to feature in your videos 

-you have a good amount of subs

-like 50,000

-one time in school your friend was looking up different youtubers 

-and dun dun dun

-she found seungkwan one day

-she fell in love straight away 

-and then showed you

-plot twist you thought he was cool and stuff

-but there was something else about him???

-maybe it was his cute chipmunk cheeks??

-or maybe it was his smile??

-you really weren’t sure

-plot twist

-here we go 

-seungkwan also really liked your channel and yourself too!!!!

-he found your channel after looking at a couple old videos of yours 

-and seungkwan

-like your friend did

-kind of fell in love with your videos

-or maybe you??????????????

-so he messaged you one day on twitter and you two started to talk and stuff and y’all getting friendly

-but you also hope it didn’t result in this friendship just being an internet friendship

-oh no

-you wanted to collab with seungkwan 

-big time

-and so did he

-but both of you were too shy to ask one another thinking that the other wouldn’t want to??

-so you didn’t bring it up for a while 

-and this went on for weeks

-and in those weeks it occurred to you that seungkwan









-in one video you said that there was one youtuber you would collab with who you’re really close with

-so your fans bombarded seungkwan with comments about who they thought you were talking about wanting to collab with seungkwan

-”y/n people are saying you want to collab with me is this true??”

-”ahaha yeah”


-so he travels from his hometown to see you

-and you’re just waiting at the train station for him

-and all you see is Seungkwan running towards you with tears in his eyes shouting your name


-the video you two make is a sort of best friends tag with skits in it

-it took you two days to film jESUS

-it went up the following morning after he left

-and you kinda felt sad because the only time you had with Seungkwan was to film that video and to just eat and then sleep too

-so after uploading it to youtube you went straight to twitter and tweeted

-”i miss @_president.boo sm!! (´•ω•̥`)”

-”i miss you too @(insert your super cool and cute username here please)!!!(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)”

-honestly this made a lot of yours and Seungkwan’s fans a little suspicious of you too

-and they started to add stuff up

-in a couple of the selfies you two took with each other

-he was just hugging you from the back since he was behind you and his jumper was visible under your arm

-and the interactions on twitter made people suspicious too

-so back at school a lot of people knew you as a content creator on youtube and started to ship you and Seungkwan together just because of the interactions on twitter and his weekly shout out of you

-he said like a whole three paragraphs about you 

-you were so happy about that aaaWWWWW

-”y/n!! is it true that you and seungkwan are a thing??”

-”a thing???”

-”like a couple!!”

-”oh no we’re not”

- you kinda felt sad every time that you said that 

-because you really wanted to be a couple

-yeah you hit that stage of the crush 

-have fun with that

-Seungkwan seemed to notice that too

-like maybe he was getting deeper feelings for you??????????????????????

-so he calls for another collab 

-but round his house

-so you have to travel to his hometown for the holidays

-it’s just after new years so it’s super cold

-after being on a train for like 4 hours you finally reach his hometown and it looks beautiful??

-like all the trees covered in snow was such a nice thing to see in the winter sun 

-and as soon as you get off the train there he is 

-holding what looked like little hot pockets

-not the food

-but the little pocket heater things

-you get to him and he then hold yoU HAND


-he takes his camera out and just starts to vlog again

-you try and cover your face

-”y/n don’t cover your face!! it’s too pretty!”

-you’re blushing agaiIIIIIIIIIIN

-”but it’s cold!!”

-”i’ll keep you warm then!!”

“you’re so cheesy!”

-you get to his house and you find that his mum made cookIES AND YOU’RE LIKE I LOV E    Y O U R    M U M 

-you try not to sob cause the cookies are so good

-tHAN K     T H E        L O Rd

-you two head upstairs and he sets up his camera 

-”hey y/n you have your makeup with you right??”

-”i should why??”

-”i wanna do that ‘my best friend does my make up video’ kind of thing”

-”really? have you got anything you can use???”

-”i got a bag full”

-you look over to the bag thats just in the corner of his room

-its fuLL OF MAKEUP”

-”how did you??”

-”i got it from a whole bunch of subscription boxes”

-you really didn’t question anything after that

-so you two started to film the video

-and Seungkwan asked you to open up a pot of moisturizer

-and the little seal on the pot was glued on really tight

-so you pulled the tab with all your might

-Seungkwan just kept on looking at you and started to laugh


-it came–

-oh no that was just the actual tab

-wait wheres your hand going

-oh god

-you accidentally hit seungkwan on the nose

-”oH MY GOD”

-you start to laugh as you held his shoulder

-you both fell back onto his bed

-and you were still laughing 

-but seungkwan was just looking at you

-wow o wow he fell in love with someone so beautiful

-even when you laugh

-so he just cups your cheeks

-you stop laughing

-wait what

-like minghao

-he just says fuck it in his mind and just kISSES YOU

-you were caught off guard sm 

-you were so confused


-”seungkwan you feel the same way?”

-”of course i– wait you like me too?!”

-”i’ve liked you for agES”


-”why didn’t yOU?!”


-you two continue the video

-and halfway his noSE JUST STARTS TO BLEED

-and you two just start to fREAK OUT 

-i can’t believe that all you had to do was just backhand seungkwan on the nose aCCIDENTALLY for him to kiss you

-don’t try this at home 

-or at any seventeen concert dear god don’t 

-”i was going to name this video ‘my crush does my makeup’ but you know what’s a better name?”


-”while my girlfriend does my makeup i kind of become satanic and my nose starts to bleed   s A T A N   W I L L    R I S E  and then just have the shrugging dude at the end like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

-”seungkwannie     n O”

anonymous asked:

Hi~ Do you think there's a way to make them 2p!s start blushing and a stutterimg mess? I. Need. To. Know. *^* Thanks~ Bye~

((calling @bubbly-chubby-roll stop hiding from me))

2P! Italy:
- catch him doing something out of character
- i.e. playing with kittens or cross stitching
- he’ll be too embarrassed to fite u
- make sure not to tease him too much tho [unless youre a fearless brave soul then go for it]

2P! Germany:
- step 1: wait for him to ramble on something he really likes
- step 2: say “awh you seem to love (thing) so much, its cute”
- step 3: “ahahaha not really i just think its pretty cool and great and uhh yknow what youre the cute one here shut up”
- he gets all nervous n shit
- well this works unless he’s rambling about you so

2P! Japan:
- read the stuff he makes
- he’s really protective about his works and might kick you while being a huge tsun tsun
- catch him being a total weab
- tease him about the person he likes [bonus points if you get zao on this as well]
- i could go on yknow its pretty easy to make him blush but its hard to catch him doing so
- he could fucking suppress it like g o d

2P! Romano:
- he’s the hardest one tbh
- he’s too overly confident to be embarrassed about anything
- except his natural hair color
- will cry if you mention it

2P! Prussia:
- easy
- help him do stuff
- complement him
- show him affection
- give him cute nicknames
- need i say more
- [doing all of these and more consecutively might cause him to burst and malfunction; please keep it to a moderation]

2P! Austria:
- also v hard to make him go blush blush blush
- almost impossible
- write or sing him a song m8
- he’ll get a bit flustered but that’s as far as you’ll get

2P! America:
- i already did him sometime?
- i think so

2P! England:
- v self conscious about his freckles so if you compliment them he won’t be able to speak straight
- bake him smth
- get spicy around him

2P! Canada:
- wear his flannels
- try to act like him [and fail]
- he’ll think it’s the cutest
- play with his hair
- fucking braid it man
- you’ll have 0 regrets

2P! France:
- he gets e x t r e m e l y blushy and stuttery on dates
- when he gets u a present for your birthday or smth like that
- when he tries to flirt with you
- honestly he gets like this when he tries to be romantic in general

2P! Russia:
- watch him nerd out on machines
- once he realizes he’s doing that he’ll fall silent and will run you over
- and will probably never show his face to you ever again
- poor bab

2P! China:
- play with his hair
- wear his cap
- m a k e h i m f e e l l o v e d
- he’ll cry
- and probably end up not letting go of you

2P! South Korea:
- catch him when he tries to mess with you or prank you
- “uuuhh i was just trying to… get some stuff and uh sTOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT IM INNOCENT”
- won’t be able to face you w/o getting embarrassed
- get him to fail when making a joke/pun
- it’ll shatter him


And now it is time for the third member of the hyung line, our hope, our angel who is so fucking sweet like he’s so caring and kind and warm and all he wants to do is make people happy how is he real I wanna hug him and tell him thank you bc he’s so amazing, Jung Hoseok aka J-Hope aka hobi

  • This post is written in the college AU, it’s just to help set the scene a bit so college!Hoseok is right here
  • Visuals are first bc I gotta
  • Hobi always looks so good but I gotta go with the black hair, it’s always such a l o o k, especially when it’s up and the forehead is showing bc then you can see all of his face
  • Black is one of my favorite hair colors for him but the look he had for Spring Day/Not Today was so fucking cute too and so was the red hair and the blonde, moral of the story, hobi is just always cute
  • Okay but hobi’s airport style is 10/10 I always love seeing the boys’ airport outfits bc they always look so good but I love hobi’s airport looks, they’re always so coordinated and he wears a lot of black and I’m a sucker for black clothing
  • But he can also pull off different patterns, he can do the camouflage look, he can do stripes, he can do sweaters, t-shirts, anything you throw at hobi, he’s got it covered, I mean the man pulled off a bright green sweater and made it look boyfriend how the hell does someone do that plz explain
  • The looks that fits player!hobi is the all black look he did, with the black jeans, black sneakers, black t-shirt, black bag, even his hair was black and that is my s h i t all black instantly
  • But there’s another all black outfit where he had a black t-shirt but then  a red beanie and the strap of his bag was red and that is just wow idk why I love it so much but I kinda keep looking at it bc I would like a round of applause for Mr. Jung bc that look officially has me heart eyes
  • He can pull off so many different hats it’s so hard to choose just one, he can pull off bucket hats, he can do the snapback look !!! beanies, goofy hats, all the hats so I’m just gonna choose them all for player!hobi 
  • Hobi is another dater, he is a really sensitive person when it comes to emotions so just like Yoongi, one night stands aren’t really a thing
  • It’s rare for him to go that far but when he does, it’s someone he knows really well, he’s just more a lover, he prefers feeling that connection of love and it being something really meaningful to both parties involved
  • But he does love a good date, he actually lasts pretty long with his dates, he doesn’t ever confirm or deny the relationship, that’s his thing
  • He’s a carefree kid who’s just focusing on having fun and he’s not looking to get into any relationships yet, especially when he’s so busy being a TA and a dance major
  • He never stops them from calling him their boyfriend but he also calls them his friend or his date so they get a bit confused bc wait it’s been like a month how are we not together yet
  • He always dances (pun intended) around the subject and changes it super quickly bc he doesn’t wanna let them down and tell them that he’s not interested in a relationship but it’s really nothing personal, it’s not their fault, he’s just having fun and chilling out with fun people
  • He has a very approachable vibe to him like he’s not a scary person, he’s so friendly and open and he’s always smiling so people aren’t afraid to come up to him and talk to him and maybe throw in a few flirty lines
  • He would be such a cute date oh my lord, he loves going to a festival or a cute lil diner or maybe feeding ducks at the park and eating some ice cream
  • Always always always holding his date’s hand, sometimes he’ll have his arm around them but even then, he wants them to be holding his hand bc he just loves that shit
  • He’s another player that you don’t expect to be a player based on his personality
  • He’s just so bubbly and caring and he’s really doting towards his dates, he’s always asking if they’re having fun, if they’re comfortable, if they wanna go somewhere else and he makes sure they get home safe so when they find out about it, they’re just oH
  • He h a t e s the “breaking up” part bc hobi loves making people happy and he does so much to get them to smile and he’s always so energetic and cheerful so the thought of ruining someone’s entire week bc of this is heartbreaking to him
  • But he’s also not a cheater and even if he’s not in a relationship with them, he doesn’t wanna be taking them on dates and spending so much time with them and then turning around and doing the same thing with someone else so he’s gotta break it off eventually
  • But he does it very gently, he makes sure they aren’t too down about it and he always promises to stay friends
  • You always see hobi around campus
  • Here’s the thing about hobi, pretty much everyone on campus either knows hobi, knows of him or knows someone that knows him, he’s a social butterfly
  • You know all about his reputation of having someone new every month and never committing but you also know about his dance reputation and that he’s supposedly am az in g
  • So when your friend tells you he’s performing in an underground freestyle competition thing and that they’re going, you figure you’ll go and see what all the talk is about bc when people talk about his dance skills they make him out to be this incredible, breathtaking dancer that’ll make you wanna dance too
  • You had never spoken to him so it was a bit ?? when he walked up to you and greeted you like you were his best friend but then you realize he’s being flirty and while it’s flattering, you also know what the end result typically is so you politely decline his offer to get a late night snack afterwards
  • He is a bit confused bc normally people don’t reject him but it’s his turn so he doesn’t have time to keep talking to you
  • You’re blown away by how talented he is bc have you ever seen hobi dance that shit is magical, it’s so captivating and just I could go on for hours about how talented hobi is
  • You leave shortly after his turn is up bc you have a class early the next morning and you gotta sleep so hobi doesn’t get another chance to talk to until he sees you on campus two days later
  • He keeps talking to you, every time he sees you and you realize that it’s been a while since you’ve heard about him dating someone and pretty soon, he’s spent the entire term single with no dating or even flirting with other people
  • “I wanna get to know you”
  • You’re trying really hard not to fall for his charming lil smile or the way his entire face lights up whenever he sees you or the way his voice sounds when he’s tired and his words are a bit slurred together bc he’s too exhausted to put in the effort to be coherent
  • You agree to go out on a date with him during the summer bc you figure you might as well get it over with, you’re already crushing on him so it’s better to see him from the player point of view so you can move on with your lives
  • It’s so much fun, he takes you down to the beach and you walk all around the pier together and play in the sand and run from the waves and it’s just a really stress free date where you two genuinely enjoy every moment and there aren’t any awkward moments
  • You get a bit nervous around the one month mark bc you know that’s when his relationships stop but then everything stays normal, he actually takes you out to dinner for your first month anniversary and then the next thing you know, you’ve spent the entire summer and the following term with him openly calling himself your boyfriend
  • “I like being in a relationship with you, it’s funner than having to stress over breakups”
  • “I like you as a boyfriend a lot more”
  • “Maybe one day, I’ll be upgraded to husband”
  • “Ch iLL”

anonymous asked:

This porn by got7sextape in your faves, can you write a hc based on this + backstage. Jungkook won something (doing sports) and Jimin is the cheerleader and yeah ;_;

(NSFW video anon is talking about)

+ Jungkook grips and re-grips his tennis racket as he watches his Taehyung run back and forth on the court.

+ The team currently lost both double matches but has won the first singles match and Taehyung was leading the second single match at 5-3. One more point and they’ll be tied.

+ “BTS wins 6-3″ the referee calls and Jungkook takes a gulp of water as before standing up. If the team wins this match they win the championship so a whole bunch of pressure is now resting on Jungkook’s shoulders.

+ “G-O-L-D-E-N!” *Clapping sounds* “K-O-O-K-I-E!” *More clapping noises*

+ Jungkook smiles before turning around to face the stands.

+ Jimin was holding pom poms while in a halter top and shorts, cheering and smiling brightly. “GO JEON JUNGKOOKIE!”

+ Jungkook licks his lips before shooting his boyfriend a kiss. Jimin giggles before shooting one back with a wink before cheering again. Since during the game Jimin can’t cheer he wants to get it all out.

+ Jungkook doesn’t feel the pressure anymore as he smiles at his opponent but is thinking about how fucking adorable Jimin looks in his outfit. Jungkook holds the tennis ball in his hand as he smirks to himself. Jungkook could fuck Jimin the sooner the match ended.

+ “Game 7-5 BTS wins!”

+ “Kookie!” Jimin cheers tossing his poms away as he jumps over the ledge and runs towards his sweaty boyfriend, “you won the championship!” Jungkook catches his boyfriend who flings himself at him as he laughs.

+ “I sure did.” Jungkook says before swooping down to kiss Jimin, ignoring the sounds from his teasing teammates, “I hope I get prize?” Jimin smiles before kissing Jungkook, “Of course you do.”

+ Jungkook had to take pictures with the trophy and had to also carry it, but once he could, Jungkook gave the trophy to his coach and snagged his boyfriend to head to the locker room.

+ “K-Kookie.” Jimin whines softly as Jungkook pins him against a locker, “d-don’t you wa-nna wait till we l-leave?”

+ “No way.” Jungkook starts dry humping Jimin who moans softly, “I need you now. All I could think about is your ass in these tiny blue shorts.” Jimin laughs as his hands go up to grip Jungkook’s hair and tugs it softly.

+ “I know the perfect spot. Remember to bring the stuff.” Jimin coos  before lightly pushing Jungkook away from him before walking away and swaying his hips in such away his booty jiggles. Jungkook moan as he quickly opens his bag to grab his travel lube and condom before chasing after his man.

+ Jungkook didn’t know what room it was nor did he care, all he cared about was that Jimin was laying on this table holding his legs apart exposing his cute glossy ass hole that keeps flexing in need.

+ “hurry Kookie.” Jimin pouts cutely “I wanna feel your pretty cock in me.”

+ Jungkook almost came in his condom as he moan at Jimin. “Fuck, mochi!” Jungkook pours more lube on his cock before going into Jimin who arches his back. “remember we gotta be quite mochi.”

+ “Just fuck me baby.” Jimin says as he reacts to brush Jungkook’s thigh.

+ Jungkook starts at a unforgiving pace that makes Jimin yelp but is silence mostly by Jungkook’s lips on his. The slapping sound of their bodies is louder then their moans mixing softly together or the smacking of their lips together.

+ Jimin keens softly as he arches into Jungkook’s as his boyfriend thrusts into him. Jungkook groans as his grips Jimin’s ass harshly going harder.

+ They cum a handful of thrusts later and both keep panting heavily.

+ “congrats on winning Jungkook.” Jimin says breathlessly as he runs his finger through Jungkook’s hair. Jungkook smiles as he leans down to kiss Jimin softly.

+ “thanks for being the ultimate prize.” Jimin rolls his eyes but smiles as he gently pushes Jungkook away to gather his shorts.

+ “Oh baby boy, you haven’t gotten your ultimate prize yet.” Jimin says winking at his boyfriend, “you’ll have to see what you get tonight.”

+ Jungkook groans as he  pulls Jimin back onto the table and Jimin giggles.

071017 V LIVE Important (Baekchen) Moments

- jongdae’s arm around baekhyun’s shoulders
- jongdae leaning into baekhyun when he laughs
- just jongdae leaning on baekhyun
- baekhyun putting his hand/elbow on jongdae’s knee
- jongdae l o o k i n g at baekhyun
- baekhyun saying “i look so ugly” and jongdae shoving the camera in his face
- jongdae sitting with his arm behind baekhyun
- jongdae’s arm around baekhyun’s WAIST!!!

- severus snape canon au week -
day onet h e . b a c k s t o r y :

                        fix it, different sorting - dear child bears 
                        names. but how would it actually effect severus
                        snape, if someone unexpected - yet expected - 
                        got sorted with him?


                                                             /// 260 words

Who wants to be in Slytherin? I think I’d leave, wouldn’t you?” asked the unfamiliar boy, running a pair of fingers through his messy black hair, peering at the boy lounging opposite him.

The other boy didn’t smile.

My whole family have been in Slytherin”, he said slowly, seemingly weighing each syllable on his tongue.

Blimey”, said the first boy and pushed up his glasses further up on his nose. “And I thought you seemed all right!

The frown deepened, Lily was gaping slightly and Severus had to nudge her side to make her close her mouth.

And I thought you seemed unprejudiced, but I guess we can’t all be right”, the second boy retorted.

Severus looked back at the bespectacled boy again, who had clinched his lips into a narrow line and stood up, grabbing his bag, which Severus couldn’t help but notice was in excellent condition. So was the other boy’s. He suddenly felt ashamed for his very worn sports bag and tried to push it further back underneath his seat.

I’d rather not sit with snakes”, the short haired boy said, shooting an icy look on the boy who remained, before leaving the compartment.

The remaining boy found himself alone with Severus and Lily, who immediately tried to pretend like they hadn’t followed the exchange very closely. Severus could notice a vague red colour spreading on Lily cheeks, she wasn’t used to be caught spying.

The boy grinned at them and scooted closer to them.

My name is Sirius”, he said, holding out his hand. “Sirius Black.

           a d d i t i o n a l . i n f o :
in this timeline, sirius’ home life was not disastrous. his parents was very much considered dark, but they loved him above anything and supported him - giving sirius no reason to wish to disassociate with them. at the mere age of eleven he was already accustomed to the prejudice “ d a r k “ wizards faced and with them, the house of slytherin.
Youtuber!Jimin as a Father

And now it is time for the first half of the Busan line, an absolute angel who is so fucking sweet and his voice is oh my god it’s so good like his voice is the type of voice that’s so well suited for lullabies (plz just imagine Jimin singing lullabies to his bby with a really soft smile on his face) I need a BTS lullaby album PLZ rap line can rap really slowly or softly or something I just I need it, Park Jimin aka chim chim

  • For the original youtuber!Jimin post, click here, for his proposal, click here and for father!Jimin, all of the father related posts are here
  • For everyone that hasn’t read the original father!chim post, he has one daughter, there’s also a version where he has a younger son
  • Just a quick summary of youtuber!chim, he has a mixed channel, he uploads a lot of different types of videos
  • Vlogs, dance routines, covers, Q&As, a couple of tags here and there, like it’s just whatever he feels like filming and wants to share with the world
  • We all know Jimin is an updater, chim is the one that’s constantly taking pictures and videos and all of the boys are really amazing about keeping us updated on as much shit as they can (which I’m so grateful for bc their schedules are so jam packed) but Jimin is definitely super super close with all of us and he have that same relationship with his viewers
  • He’s always posting selfies, pictures with you, pictures with your pets, tweeting a lot, snapchatting a lot he’s just always keeping everyone updated
  • So once he finds out he’s gonna be a father, he’s gonna wanna tell them
  • He makes an entire video for it and he has one of the ultrasound pictures that he keeps looking at and he’s so :D the entire time bc that’s his bby his lil bby is busy growing and soon he’ll be able to hold them and kiss them a lot and give them so much love and support and he’s so excited 
  • He does a baby haul and spends half of the video just smiling down at the tiny onesies and the toys and at one point, he almost tears up bc he’s so happy looking down at the lil onesie with “daddy’s princess” on it bc in just a couple months she’ll be wearing that
  • Side note, that’s one of the first outfits he puts her in when she gets home and you can bet your ass he’s posting a million pictures
  • His stories on both Instagram and Snapchat suddenly become nothing but her and then when bby boy is born, it’s nothing but the two of them
  • She’s constantly in his videos, nearly every video he makes after her birth involves her (same thing goes for bby boy)
  • For the first couple of months, he tries to keep her face out of the shot or will cover it during the edit process 
  • But once she figures out she’s mobile it’s game over
  • Editing a smiley emoji over a sleepy bbys face is one thing but getting one over a wiggly toddler mm mm not happening
  • He doesn’t wanna hide her not at all he lo v e s her so much and is so so proud that he HE gets to call her his daughter bc wow what a gem but he also wants to be somewhat private while still showing that part of his life
  • Like he’s “shown” his family members (at least his mother and his brother) but their faces weren’t really showing to the point where you could point them out walking down the street and I think he would try to take that same approach with her
  • But then she’s up and moving and he doesn’t want to just not document her bc she’s a huge part of his life and he doesn’t want cut her out of all of his videos (bc she’s almost always around him)
  • So he decides to keep her in the videos and start showing her face more and if she doesn’t wanna film with him, he won’t force her to, e v e r
  • They’re always so super cute, both visually and personality wise, I mean they’re two smaller versions of Jimin have you ever seen bby Jimin that shit was ad o r able (he’s still adorable tbh)
  • Bby girl is either in these super super cute dresses or she’s in pajamas no in between she either wants to go all out and have a full on matching outfit with accessories and her hair styled or she wants to just be in her dinosaur pajamas with fuzzy socks on and her hair in a ponytail maybe some pigtails
  • Bby boy is the same way, it’s either a full on outfit that gets very planned out or he’s in matching dino pajamas with his hair sticking up in every which way
  • Either way, they look adorable and their eyes are so happy and warm and you can tell they’re so well taken care of bc if you think Jimin is letting those bbys be sad for a singular second, you’re in for a surprise
  • They’re always being kissed or hugged, whether it’s by you or Jimin or by each other, it’s just always lots of affection
  • He kisses them about fifty times per video
  • Forever complimenting them, has a million nicknames for them
  • “You look so cute lil lovely !!!!!!”
  • “You’re so pretty I love you that’s my kid isn’t she the greatest”
  • “Cuties are here”
  • He makes a few “trying ___ videos” like trying (insert country here) candy/sweets
  • He gets her to do them with him He could honestly spend a l l day long just watching her try things bc her reactions are his favorite
  • Like he tries this really sour candy with her and her entire face just scrunches up and she can’t decide if she likes it or not so she keeps going to eat it
  • He’s cr ac k ing up he can’t even focus on the candy in his mouth bc he’s so entertained by her
  •  But of course he makes sure she’s all good and that it wasn’t t o o sour for her
  • She gets s o excited when she sees anything chocolate and he immediately turns :D seeing chocolate in the box bc he knows she’s gonna love it
  • He barely has time to unwrap it before she’s asking for a bite and she always gives a thumb up when it comes to chocolate
  • They do covers with him sometimes and he’s so so happy the entire time
  • They may not sound the b es t bc they’re kids but he couldn’t care less those are his munchkins singing their lil hearts out
  • He also does dancing videos with them and it’s so endearing to see them copying everything he’s doing and seeing them run around after him and seeing him go from being really serious and into it to :D the second they walk in
  • His favorite video he makes with them is a video he makes for Christmas
  • It’s off them sitting by the tree in their lil Christmas themed onesies and singing different carols but the cutest part is that he doesn’t give them the actual lyrics so they just have to try and guess and you can hear him laughing behind the camera the entire video
  • At one point, the camera just starts shaking and he has to put it down bc he’s laughing so hard and we all know how much Jimin flings around when he laughs so the fact that he was able to film for so long is amazing bc nothing makes him laugh more than his bbys his mini mes
  • He could rewatch that video a million times and still start laughing the second he hears bby boy start to mumble instead of sing bc he’s not totally sure what the lyrics are
  • It always makes him so so so so so happy to watch it and he’s so glad he can rewatch that moment for the rest of his life
the boy + his moon // part four (young!remus x reader)

Title: the boy + his moon

Brief Summary: Time of the Marauders. You have always been intrigued by quiet Remus Lupin and his mysterious glances at the moon.

Words: 722

Warnings: N/A

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But you should be, shouldn’t you? You should be scared of his echoing breaths – so deep, like he is savouring the taste of oxygen – and eyes wild enough to make you stiffen. Stupefied without a single incantation.

And you should definitely be scared of the aching mystery pooling in your stomach, slipping too close to desire.

“Then come closer,” his breathes, as thickened and dark as the night hanging between you.

Those startling red eyes watch your movements – observing, calculating. You wonder if he is trying to memorise the rigidity of your legs as the undergrowth stretching between your feet condenses. And suddenly you are close enough to extend an arm, a hand, a finger to his chest, heaving so mightily it commands yours to do the same.

When he speaks next, you feel the words before you hear them. “Are you scared now, Y/N?”

“No,” you reply but it is swallowed by his inhaling frame.

In a jerking motion, Remus throws his head in to the darkness and the pressing moon flashes in the reflection of his pupil.

“What is it about the moon,” you find yourself whispering softly, careful not to upset the delicate relationship unfurling in front of you. An eye and a moon so engaged they almost become one. Your heart hammers harder, demanding.

“You must go,” he murmurs, never breaking his gaze. “Whatever you think – who I am, it’s not…” – his empty words are eaten.

“I don’t know who you are,” you say, tentatively beginning to reach out your hand to calm his breaths.

He stills suddenly, as if sensing your imminent touch. A heat begins to curl itself around the air, your core, tightening. Remus shuts his eyes and that crimson ribbon seems to almost seep out of them, spidering across his face.

And you shiver, even in the burning air.

“Remus- what’s happening…”

“Go,” he says again, whispered.

“But I don’t- “

“Go,” it’s louder this time, scratched as if forcing the words out requires great strain.

“Please,” you say softly, “Please – let me help – “

But your words are drowned by the screaming, the night and that dangerous red. His form is shaking again, the red veins carving a map in to his too pale skin, and his hands too – shaking again the mossy bed.

He’s fighting something.

“Remus, please…” you’re pleading, saying his name, listening to his cries as he writhes against whatever horror is possessing him.

(And all the while, the moon laughs.)

You take a step and place a hand on his rattling shoulder blade but retract your fingers on instinct. “You’re so hot, I can’t – “you debate over running for help, screaming for help, but his own cries are too loud and you don’t think your legs could obey such a command as running right now.

Slamming your eyes closed you try to reach for him once more but are halted by a tenacious grip. Remus. His hand presses so hard in to your skin you cry out but yet again the noise is snatched. Eyes that danced of danger and heat now stare at you lifeless, black and inhuman.

You gasp and your wrist is released, as raw as the crimson tracks sparkling against his cheeks. Like blood. And, stiffening, you realise that this is what his eyes are now screaming for too.

“I- can’t- fight – it -much -longer,” he strains, wincing with every word, almost holding back a snarl. He shuts his eyes again to lessen the hunger bubbling in the black abyss of his pupil but with every attempt they snap back open.

Another scream and his hands are on his face, tugging at the paper veil of his skin. Ripping it.

“Remus!” Your voice sounds so distant against the widening moon, the mutating form in front of you, the sickening night.

And then, in the last breaths before losing the boy, the cloud, the mystery completely – he pins those cold, dark eyes and says as clearly as if he were not a blaze of flames and moons:


 C L I C K   H E R E   F O R   E N T I R E   W O R K ——–

A/N: I know this was short (I am sorry!) but I really thought it was necessary to have this little insert before the next section. Next installment will be much longer 😊 As always, thank you for your patience and let me know what you thought! **REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN**



“Remember the museum, when I said I’d lost everything? He began, his fists clenched hard at his sides like he was trying not to touch her again. "I said that because I have. Because you’ve ripped everything I’ve ever known right out from under my feet like it was so easy for you. And I can’t…hate you for it.”

Now it was she who took a step closer to him, wanting to sooth the tremor in his jaw, the quiet desperation that the position of his body told of. “It wasn’t easy for me.”

He turned on her, grabbing her wrists and pushing her back until her bum pressed against the desk and he pressed against her. But she was not afraid. “Oh yeah?” He murmured harshly, squeezing her wrists hard enough to cause the bones to grind together unpleasantly. Hermione winced. “Well, it certainly looked it. You tore everything apart, Granger, and then you smiled at us like it was nothing.”

And then she was crying again. “But it wasn’t! I knew how much it would be hurting you all, but I had to do it!”

“Really? Why did you ‘have’ to do it, you sanctimonious bitch? Who was forcing you?”

“I did it because it’s the right thing to do!” This she said in a broken voice, and something in her heart shattered with his face crushed just as hers had done and he dropped his head so that it was almost touching her, his grip on her wrists loosening.

She saw that his face was wet, and he finally allowed his forehead to rest on her shoulder.  “ M e r l i n ,  G r a n g e r .  H a v e  m e r c y ,  w i l l  y o u ?  E v e r y  t i m e  y o u  s p e a k  y o u  u n d o  m e . ”

And then he was kissing her, broken, silly little girl and all.

- The Nietzsche Classes, Chapter 9

favriotefightingfrenchmeme  asked:

Can you do leggy (laf and Peggy) and swimming

Laf was usually never this nervous around anyone. Out of all his friends, he was the most outgoing (and that was saying a lot, being friends with someone like John- hi-I-just-met-you-and-this-is-crazy-but-wanna fuck?- Laurens).

But when Peggy Schuyler stepped out of her family’s house in that tiny yellow bikini with those killer curves… how did English work again? 

It was a tradition for Philip Schuyler to throw a summer BBQ, which, as his three daughters got older, just turned into a dirty sinful pool party that Philip pretended was going well (see: this is fine meme to understand his struggle.) Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy sent out invitations all over the neighbourhood, and it was always a huge turnout. 

Alexander did the backstroke by Laf. “Ya look kinda spaced out, mon ami. You good?”

Lafayette finally tore his eyes away from the youngest sister and her little belly ring shaped like a sun, and blinked at his friend. “Oh… oh, oui. Y-yes. Je suis desole, je- ehh…” he made a frustrated little noise, “Sorry, Alexander. I was distracted.”

Alex followed his line of sight, confused when he found no one. “Okay, who is it now? Thomas or Angelica? They both brought their bathing suit game today, if you ask me. Mmm… damn, ‘specially Jefferson.”

“You called?” Thomas floated by on a giant inflatable duck, sipping a cooler with his shades on. 

“What the… the fff… fUCK OFF, JEFFERSON!” Alex screeched, splashing pool water his way defensively, but the attack wave hit James and his patchily-sunblocked face instead. 

“Ow,” the small teen sighed, wiping the chlorine out of his eyes as he followed Thomas. Alex turned back to Laf, who was biting his lip. 

“Seriously baguette, who are you… ohhh,” Alex nodded knowingly. “Eliza, right? Look at that bod.” The middle sister surfaced, flipping her hair back with a huge smile. But Laf’s gaze went right by her.  

“Meerph,” Laf mumbled back, eyes trained on how close Peggy and her tiny bikini were getting to him. 

“I can set you two up- I mean, I used to date ‘Liza, before, y’know, Maria, then Samuel, then John, then…” he counted his partners, then waved it off, “She doesn’t hate me too much, I’m sure she’d consider you.”

“Alexander?” Laf asked. 


“Would you ever so kindly fuck off for a moment?” he smiled sweetly, and walked forward through the water to Peggy. “Hey,” he said, blushing. 

Peggy looked up at him, grinning. “Laf. ‘Sup?”

Laf knew what was literally up, but he probably shouldn’t tell her. 

“I like your hair,” Lafayette started with. “Your bathing suit is also very, very nice.” The way it barely covered her breasts… the way the water dripped down her skin… But seriously, this was weird. He would normally look at her like a conquest- he was currently staring at her as if she was Cleopatra. 

“Thank you?” Peggy quirked a sassy eyebrow. 

“I am probably being a bit forward, but…” Laf swallowed, averting eye contact. “I think you are pretty, and…” he scratched a hand through his hair, and Peggy caught an accidental eyeful of the french student’s bulging bicep, “I do not know… I just wanted to get that off my chest.”

“Chest, huh?” Peggy swooned, eyes half lidded as she stared straight forward. Laf stared back with equally raised eyebrows, and she suddenly snapped out of it. “Oh right! You think I’m pretty! Um… thanks!”

“Ughhh, I am the worst,” Laf groaned, “Sorry, everyone probably tells you that. I should probably get back to-” 

“Wait,” Peggy smirked, floating up close to him, “Laf… my arms are getting tired. Would you hold me up?”

“Oh… ma cherie, of course.” Laf nervously scooped her up, his hands fitting under her thighs, dangerously close to her ass… their noses bumped, and Peggy gave a devilish grin as Laf stuttered, their lips inches apart…


Angelica’s voice rang out, and Laf dropped Peggy with a squeal and a splash.


“A-Angelica, I-I was doing nothing of the s-”

“Damn right you weren’t,” the oldest Schuyler sister shot back, crossing her arms from where she was tanning. Peggy clung to Laf protectively, sticking her tongue out at her big sister when she turned, and Laf chuckled weakly. If they did end up going out, imagine the sex talk they would get from Angie. 

Just then, Philip Schuyler came out holding a tray of burger patties with a smile on his face. 

“Heyo kiddos! Hope everyone’s enjoying themselves! I’ve brought some-”

“C A N N O N B A L L  M O T H E R F U C K E R S!” Herc screamed, and the splash he made in the pool soaked poor Philip. James got out, passing Mr. Schuyler a towel.

“Welcome to the club, sir.”

Laf and Peggy couldn’t help but giggle as she held onto him, and Laf swung her up. The sun was still high, and they didn’t have a care in the world anymore except for swimming.