l hate myself

so im absolutely obsessed with @skyesentinels ‘s youtube au and i got an IdeaTM (pls read the voltron youtube au frfr it’s s o good)

-For april fools, Keith and Pidge make a new channel for ‘supernatural hunting and alien spotting’
     -The video they post is just them running around Keith’s apartment while lance chases them while wearing a bedsheet
          -there are many gifs of lance tripping and face planting because he can’t see
-they all think it’s just an one time thing they did for a funny april fools thing but no
     -the fans won’t allow it
     
-the channel somehow gets to 100,000 subscribers, and keith and pidge get sent an actual silver play button from youtube for a channel they made as a joke
      -then they realize that they can’t just let the channel die now
-So they continue making videos
-they start out mostly the same as the first video, just obviously fake ‘paranormal activity’ while someone chases them
     -there are also many gifs of shiro dragging keith away while being the ‘ghost’
     -also many, many audio clips of keith’s high pitched screaming as this is done
-Lance is a fan favorite in these videos because he always ends up screaming and falling into keith’s arms
     -the klance shippers l i v e for this channel
-shiro is the worst to have in these videos unless he’s the ghost
     -shiro: maybe the real ghost was the friends we made along the way
     -keith: sh u t up shiro this is s e r i o u s
     -”yea i’d punch a ghost. I’d fight every single ghost in the astral plane. im not scared”
-there’s a video of keith filming lance in the middle of his morning routine and yelling “look guys! It’s a ghost, and it’s hideous
     -the rest of the video is the camera shaking while keith runs for his life
-there are x-file memes everywhere
     -every single video there are new clips on tumblr with the x-files theme playing
-g h o s t  a d v e n t u r e  m e m e s
     -”My name is Keith Kogane. I’ve never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video….With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Pidge Holt and our equipment tech Hunk Garrett. The three of us will travel to the some of most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn….Raw…Extreme…These are our Ghost Adventures.”
     -this leads the fandom to make memes about zak bagans being keith’s boyfriend
     -lance doesn’t realize that it’s all a meme and he’s??? So confused?? Like i thought keith and i bonded???? Who is zak and what does he have that i dont???????
      -”zak bagans is my boyfriend and i would die for him” -keith probably
      -keith does have a lowkey unironic crush on zak bagans and the only one that knows is shiro
-then they start making other videos of them doing things like looking for aliens/bigfoot/mothman ect
     -everyone likes these videos too because keith almost always starts ranting that mothman is r e a l.
     -pidge does the same but with nessie
-this leads to them making videos about conspiracy theories
     -these are basically just 30 minute long unedited videos of them screaming about cryptids
-they also start doing those cursed games like the bath game and midnight game
     -they get the whole gang together to play the midnight game but it’s basically just them sitting in a dark room with candles pretending to feel stuf
     -except lance who claims he’s actually feeling things, but in reality its just keith messing with him
-their videos sometimes end with the police showing up one way or another
      -once they had to pause making a video because keith screamed so loud that his neighbors thought he was dying so now there’s footage of keith awkwardly explaining to a police officer what they were doing
      -the fandom has started making bets to whether or not the police will show up in the next video or not
-theres a compilation of videos from pidge’s snapchat that are just a slow zoom of keith’s face as he does something with the caption ‘caught a cryptid on video!!!!!!!!’
     -keith tried to get her back but he’s much less sneaky about it so most of keith’s video’s usually end with pidge tackling him
-the fans get ‘#cryptidkeith’ treading on twitter and keith wants to die
     -most of it is edits of keith’s face of bigfoot or screenshots of keith in the background of a shot with that red circle and zoom in of him (see: @keithsightings)
     -theres also a lot of keith x mothman
     -keith has never been more impressed and also disgusted by his fandom

  • My future child: Why is cousin Diamond named that?
  • Me: Because her mum loves diamonds.
  • My child: So what about my name?
  • Me: Don't worry about it, The Unlikely But Optimistic Hope That The Lockwood And Co Series Will End Without a Major Character Death.

Honestly no matter how many years pass no matter how awesome new anime openings there are there’s nothing that can beat Ao No Exorcist’s first OP and the lyrics “Life’s a bitch so if it’s easy you’re doing it wrong”

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Training Wheels - thesilverdoe - Megamind (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

I wrote a Megamind fanfic! I’ve always wanted to publish one but never have. It’s based off the montage where Megamind and Roxanne are riding bikes in the park. If you look close enough you can see Megamind has training wheels on his, which I think is adorable enough to be worthy of a short one-shot.

Anyway, I hope y’all like it.

AO3 | FFN

anonymous asked:

Do you still write requests or do you just recommend fanfics?? If you still take requests, can I ask you, if it doesn't talk to much of your time to write head cannons or something about married vminkook with or without kids???

do you just recommend fanfics  –> actually I’ll give you music recs too if you ask heh 

So I’ve got like 4.2k of the actual fic so far that needs heavy editing but here are some headcanons anyway that are kinda related? background info ish?

~ok so they do have a kid–Miseon is six years old and in her first year at school! she doesn’t dislike it but just finds it kind of boring because the stuff they teach is already too easy for her 

~Jimin’s the one who spends the most time with her because he’s a writer working on a manuscript at home and well, maybe that’s why she’s so smart bc idek what Taekook’s influence would do to her

~Miseon is also most obedient when it comes to Jimin? so Tae and Jungkook are often wondering how he does it, like how is he so good with kids? and caring for everyone?

~Taehyung and Jungkook have 9-5 jobs so they’re not around too much but on weekends they all go on outings, like to the park! and whenever Tae sees other kids on the playground, he would try to convince them to adopt another kid. a boy this time, so he can protect Miseon and she’d never get bullied, plus they would have each other so it’d never get too lonely

~and Jimin would say that it’s like he’s already taking care of three kids (but agrees eventually nonetheless)

~the three of them don’t fight much but when they do it’s subtle so that Miseon isn’t affected, and they talk it out so that no one goes to bed angry. though with their sleeping arrangement, it’s impossible not to be comfortably squished on a bed that supposedly isn’t designed for three but y’know, more cuddling. it’s secure and cozy, and something that is just theirs

~vminkook also have a group chat but it’s really just mostly for memes

Happy birthday, hyung

Pairing: Jikook 

Genre: …how about birthday sex (okay I’ll give this an M) ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) 

Description: In which Jungkook gives Jimin a sort of birthday present

Warnings: smut, light bondage, alcohol

A/N: Originally written back in May/June for @jikook-love‘s birthday because someone requested that lap dance LOL but yes happy birthday to our lovely Jiminnie ~ 


Jungkook notices the pounding in his head first.

The sunlight streaming into the room doesn’t help with it; it’s blinding and makes his migraine all the worse. He feels nauseous like he’s about to puke, and the world is just spinning around and around. He can’t get a single thought to flow coherently.

When he tries to sit up from whatever he’s lying on, his head spins and stomach lurches and he ends up lying back down. From what it feels like, it seems like a mess of sheets or clothes—something soft enough that isn’t quite a bed.

That’s when he notices movement from the corner of his eye.

The other members are standing over by the door, staring at him.

“Mghf,” he croaks, voice very dry. He wants to down a few glasses of water, yeah, that would probably help. “What the hell happened?”

It’s quiet and nobody really looks in his direction, exchanging glances with each other. Well, that’s what it looks like through his spinning vision anyway. He couldn’t see Jimin anywhere, so that probably meant he was buried behind the line of tall people.

“What happened last night? I don't—” Jungkook tries to cover his eyes from the blinding sunlight but finds one of his hands down the front of his pants. What. The. Fuck.

“So why did you think it was such a brilliant idea to steal the alcohol from Jin hyung’s room, brat?” Yoongi’s sharp voice cuts across the silence in the room.

“Huh?” Jungkook manages to get out. What was this about alcohol? He doesn’t even drink—

Oh wait.

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anonymous asked:

I hate L myself but how is L the leech when she has the new ABC show, the second album, Glee history, Broadway history, and the endorsement bs? Amelia has??? ... a creepy piano bar she will probably force D to play at. Failed bands. A non album. No SAG card. I doubt she's in the WGA or Prod Guild.

I don’t get the lea hate at all. She is hardworking and plays the game well. If she was a man, folks would talk about how sexy her ambition is.

Amelia doesn’t have it. We should celebrate all women that do.