You Need to Know Your Rights

Not a lot sweeter than when a friend calls b/c her cousin is getting arrested, you tell her what her and his rights are, and you hear in the background “[name]! Tell them you want a lawyer, tell them you’re going to be silent, then shut the hell up until you’re out!” And then a second later “no officer I don’t have to answer any of your questions.”

Fuck yeah, that was a success. Plus, that’s the friend who wants to be a DA. Maybe she’ll see the light now.