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the signs as things the crew has said
  • Aries: "My cookies should be free; this guy was unprofessional and he told me he loved me." -D20
  • Taurus: "LEEEEEEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JENNNNNNNNNNNKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS." -Jahova
  • Gemini: "If I don't get on the internet every five minutes a part of me dies." -Joel
  • Cancer: "I'M THE GREATEST I'M THE GREATEST I'M THE GREATEST... I'M THE GREATEST! I just threw up." -Legiqn
  • Leo: "I really enjoy being wined and dined before I'm FUCKED." -Speedy
  • Virgo: "These kids go to sperm banks, and they vacuum up all the pubes out of the jerk-off rooms , and they fucking make soup out of the pubes, and eat it." -Jahova
  • Libra: "No such thing." -Sidearms, in a conversation about ugly dicks.
  • Scorpio: "But I wanna be gayyy." -Shadow
  • Sagittarius: "If you find desperation attractive, you are gonna think I'm hawwwt." -Shadow
  • Capricorn: "One day, one night, Saturday's alright! Online's just fine. Gay porn anytime!" -Legiqn (singing)
  • Aquarius: "I came here to suck dick and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of dick." -Sidearms
  • Pisces: "I'm gonna call you what I want! I'm gonna call you what I want, papi!" -Legiqn
Are You two dating????
  • Speedy: We have some people come in and say hey I found your channel from H3M videos and I think you guys are pretty cool. Also are you guys a couple? Ummmm.
  • Sidearms: Oh yeah.
  • Speedy: There's a few people that think Sidearms and I are dating and I can kinda see it.
  • *Sidearms and Speedy start giggling*
  • Speedy: That's because we do all our videos together. But no we are not. I just want to clarify that. Cause of yeah.
  • Side: I remember when we first joined H2M or last season. And their like uhh, not to be offensive or anything. Are Speedy and Sidearms like together?
  • Speedy: Yeah. There's a lot of attributes that lead to that. We often record together. I have a skin that's a little out there. That might confuse some people. Ya know.
The Crew and signs

Aries - LEGIQN

Taurus - Sloppy McFloppy

Gemini - KYR SP33DY

Cancer - ShadowBeatz

Leo - JahovasWitniss

Virgo - Sidearms4Reason

Libra - NobodyEpic

Scorpio - D20

Sagittarius - ManDingo

Capricorn - G18SprayAndPray

Aquarius - The Fap Mobile

Pisces - TheDeluxe4