kyman love

My Favorite South Park Fanfictions:

Warning: ALL OF THESE STORIES CONTAIN SO MUCH YAOI LOVE, SMUT, FLUFF, SEX, EVERYWHERE!!!!! :)

Kyman:

 1.  Don’t Touch Me - Soul Flash

 2. Falling From Grace - jusAgurl93x

 3. Better Left Unsung - Cutie Pie 9335

 4. Boundaries - Cutie Pie 9335

 5. You’re All That Matters To Me - xEmerald Isle

 6. A Knife To The Back - Rigato Caravl

 7. Well - Takethe Blanket

 8. I’m Just A Killer For Your Love - StalkerDex

 9. The Art Of Sneaking - Yummykyman

Style:

 1. The Deepest Cuts Don’t Bleed - scarylolita

 2. Bromance Is For Pussies - inu382

 3. The Other Table - SekritOMG

4. In Pieces - scarylolita

 5. Impossible - Suki-Itami

Bunny:

 1. I Will Die For You - South Park Trekkie

Stanman:

 1. Do You Wanna Touch Me? - MoonAngelNine

 2. Bittersweet Bundle Of Misery - StalkerDex

 3. Significant Other - everlasting-luv

Staig:

 1. High School Reunion - Monthadog

 2. Sexual Tension - BattyCore

 3. Two Faces - everlasting-luv

K2:

 1. Blue Days - Koi Carp

 2. Cursed - scarylolita

 3. Liar Liar - scarylolita

Creek:

 1. Some Boys Are Monsters - Eerily

 2. Best Bet - IDRC

 3. If You’re Bored, Then You’re Boring - scarlettshazam

 4. Addict - mr. eames

 5. Broken - eksley05

Crenny:

 1. About Last Night - scarylolita

 2. Life’s Worth - Cap’n Morgan

 3. Poison - McTuckerAddict

 4. I Don’t Need A Superhero - scarylolita

Cutters/Buttman:

 1. Talking With His Mouth Closed - Druekee

 2. Rain Go Away - angelhamby931


I personally love all of these stories and have reread most of them at least three times. Go and support your Fanfiction authors, because they deserve it!

YES HELLO IM STILL IN LOVE WITH HEIMAN YES

I still can’t get over the fact that as soon as Butters said Kyle was being attacked by the PC bros, Cartman forgot he was in pain and went to go save Kyle. 

Also, Cartman didn’t plan for Kyle to come to the little “war,” he created and was probably going to keep him standing up for Kyle a secret…again.

God…my heart…

The riddle
Volume warning at the end
The riddle

Cartman: So it’s raining, right, and you pass a bus stop. There are three people there, Your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant woman who has to go to the hospital, and the girl of your dreams.

Cartman: Your smart car only has 2 seats, whaddya do?

Kyle: Oh i’ve heard this one! You give the car to your most trustworthy friend

Kyle: He takes the pregnant lady to the hospital and then you stay at the bus stop with the girl of your dreams

Cartman: No.. You go home and RE-EVALUATE YOUR FUCKING LIFE. YOU. BOUGHT. A SMART CAR.

  • s20: *heiman*
  • kyman fans: "aw ): oh well/sweet! totally into it"
  • Style fans: "Heiman is CANON. If Kyman fans are butthurt about it they need to GROW UP. Matt and Trey have chosen to put them in a relationship, you guys have to respect that."
  • Fbw: *has Stan and Kyle on opposing sides*
  • Style fans: "What the fuck, Mat and Trey!? Putting Kyle on Cartman's side?! Not having Style on the same team!? Why are Stan and Kyle arguing so much-- they need to stop, Mat and Trey this is BAD writing. You guys need to learn how to do better."