alright okay literally hux and kylo use science (NOT MPREG THIS IS SCIENCE) to combine their genes and make adorable force sensitive skywalker babies also hux is already emperor or something THEIR NAMES ARE SHEEVA AND BREXIT HUX and they are human disasters like their fathers before them heres a quick rundown of their personalities and just go through my twitter if you care to learn more about the royal hellspawn

I WANT T O STRESS THAT THIS ENTIRE THING IS BASICALLY A HUGE SHITPOST kylo and hux are awful parents to these spoiled evil twins but by god do they try  im accepting questions about them here and on twitter

Off-screen Post #18 - Friday, 12:30 PM, 1/29/16

WENDY: Hey Stan… I really need to get this off my chest.
STAN: Oh, hey… Wendy… we’re talking again..?
WENDY: Yeah… I just.. wanted to say I’m sorry.

WENDY: I’ve been a total jerk to you ever since we broke up. And even though I do still think what you did was incredibly wrong and inconsiderate, I shouldn’t be… stooping to the levels I have been.

WENDY: It’s really embarrassing how badly I let my judgement be clouded by our relationship. I’m sure you’ve had a lot of time to think about what happened. The idea I let my friends put in my head that you would go this far to pull some kind of publicity stunt is ridiculous. So… I guess what I mean is…

I mean… I’m sorry I didn’t believe you about Kenny before. Kenny was my friend too. Five months of not talking to him doesn’t change that. 

So if Kenny really is out there, being potentially hurt and struggling on his own… I feel terrible…

STAN: …It’s okay, Wendy. We all miss Ken right now, but… he’s smart. He’ll find his way back to us. He always does. So… try not to feel that bad, dude.

WENDY: Here, I want you to have this. We’re trying to do what we can to help find Kenny, and we’re selling shirts so everyone will know his face. If anyone sees him they can call the missing persons number on the shirt. If Kyle or Eric wants one they can stop by the Journalism room.

WENDY: Good luck in finding him, Stan… We’ll be looking too.

KYLE: …Huh. Well, it’s a start, right?
STAN: ….