kyle this post is about you

anonymous asked:

So Kyle, do you have any ex boyfriends Cartman should worry about?

Actually, no. I didn’t really date any guys before getting with Cartman. I did have a short relationship with Red at one point when I was 12. It lasted about three months then she dumped me. I wasn’t really affected by it. She wasn’t what I was looking for then.
To be perfectly honest, dude, Cartman’s been the only guy I’ve ever been with. All of my exes have been girls. I did ask David on a date once, but he turned me down saying he wasn’t into guys. I wasn’t mad, I was sad, sure, but it wasn’t a huge deal. It wasn’t aiming to be with him forever. Pretty weird, right? The only dude I’ve ever dated turned into my husband. Pretty weird..

tumblr servant is a godsend with a lot of useful functions but my primary use for it is this

so let’s say you’re a big fan of transformers so obviously you don’t want to blacklist #transformers, and you’ve got this cool friend kyle, but every single time kyle posts or reblogs something about transformers it’s just… it’s garbage. it’s a Bad Post. he has bad opinions and he should feel bad. you know that it’s petty shit but it irritates you every time you see one of his bad, bad transformers posts. but most of what he posts is awesome! you don’t wanna unfollow his ass! so you make a tumblr servant instead and even if he doesn’t tag shit about shit, if the word ‘transformers’ is in the post at all you will never see it. peace is restored on your dash. you are free.

you can also do a lot of other shit like dim posts or highlight posts or give you notifications etc etc etc but i mostly just hide Bad Fandom Opinions because i’m petty

Yuuri Katsuki is like the skating world’s Married Cousin™

Like, you always thought he was pretty cool and you still think that but he’s the oldest and he married well and now all anybody can talk about is Married Cousin Yuuri and you’re like Why can’t they ever talk about me, Straight B Student Cousin Kyle.

“Oh yeah, Viktor and I just bought a house,” says Married Cousin Yuuri, smiling and perfect as all of the trainwreck late-teen skaters simmer with jealousy in a corner.

“I used to be like you,” assures Married Cousin Yuuri, patting a young skater’s back as she has her fourth existential crisis of the day. “Before Viktor and I got married, I–”

Ugh.” The skater wedges her head between her knees. “UGH.”

Getting an invitation to Viktor and Yuuri’s post-season celebratory dinner party is like being told by your mom that you’re going to Married Cousin Yuuri’s house for Thanksgiving because he and His Husband Viktor want the whole family to be there for their First Thanksgiving In The New House.

The only difference is that instead of standing up halfway through the meal and announcing that they’re having a baby, Viktor starts the night by walking into the dining room with not one but two poodle puppies in his arms and says, “Meet our babies!”

“I want to die,” mutters Yuri Plisetsky, and the five under-eighteen skaters surrounding him grunt in agreement.

I think the funniest thing about kylee henke is that , you might have not wrote kylee henke a single time, but they just find the post.

like, you can call them kronk hebrew and theyll find and reblog or like it.

yukiasatoka  asked:

So I was wondering, I have imaginary like... Lovers and I do find myself like, self inserting sometimes as I'm having a super rough time in life atm and it helps me cope. How did you like... Start talking about it and kinda get over the stigma?

finding people who were ok with it and supported me helped a ton, and also knowing there were other selfinsert positive blogs out there helped too !!

kylee henke personally helped me a lot aswell, she was so open about posting all her selfinsert stuff on the internet, even going so far as making comics and animations of herself with fictional characters and i was like,,, damn i want that, i wanna do that too

there was also the fact that 95% of my art is just selfinsert, and i really wanted to share it all with people but i just felt like i couldnt bc of what it was. until i said Fuckit and just made the decision to actually use this URL and make it about selfinserts

i sorta just , did all of this on impulse. it took a lot of years and thinking about it but 1 day i jst sorta got up and. made a post here and went from there like. there was no turning back lmao. AND I’VE BEEN HAVING A GREAT EXPERIENCE EVER SINCE!!!!!!!!

i think the thing to keep in mind is always that as long as you’re not hurting anybody, why should it be bad ?? if it makes you happy and helps you cope you should do it; selfinserts are like that, theyre pretty harmless and fun !! ! so just go ahead and do it !!!!!! life’s too short to be worrying about this !! !!! ! smoOCH YOUR FAVS !!!!!!!!!!!! >:0

February 14th, 2016 :: Posted at 5:30 PM

KYLE: Hey, Cartman.

Ha, you’re uh, probably wondering what this is. Or, I don’t know. Maybe you already figured it out. Either way, it’s up to you whether or not you want to post this on the blog. It’d be your decision too, after all.

After all this crazy shit happening, I thought about a lot of things. I thought about how much it changed me to go through that, and how thankful I was that we were okay. That we were all okay. And that you were okay.

And what happened–what Stan ended up seeing… that’s gonna have to be addressed, you know? I was thinking about how… how stressful it’s going to be to just do that. 

But I want to. I want to be upfront with Stan.

And I decided, I’m gonna cut out the middleman while I’m at it.

 I’ve been trying to avoid judgement for so long. It wasn’t for a dumb reason or anything but… I’m just not used to being this dishonest.

When I feel like I have to hide something, I subconsciously start to resent it, in a weird way… like I have to be ashamed of it. 

And I don’t want to be. This time what I’m hiding is the last thing I want to resent.

So I want to stop hiding it. I want you to post this on the blog. I want to get this off my chest entirely, and just be open with it. Not just with Stan. With anyone who I know, who cares about me and wants me to be honest.

With the blog, that number’s kinda bigger now… but I’m okay with it. I’ll be okay with it. Sooner or later, they’ll get it. Or even if they don’t, at least I’ll have told them.

[Sigh…] so to everyone who bothers to look at this…

…Cartman and I are together.

[huff] There, I said it. I finally said it. The blog was right, the rumors were right, congratulations.

And for clarification, because we know people are going to ask, we’ve been dating since October 26th, 2015. I’m not going to answer any overly personal or intimate questions and hopefully Cartman won’t either. That’s not for you guys to know about. I’m sure you’re gonna ask anyway, but those questions are going to be completely ignored. You know the ones I’m talking about. I’m not a fan of showcasing my relationship to the world. Our relationship is for us.

Hah- I mean I kind of am right now but that’s just– 

–But I mean– Well it IS just for us, but at the same time it’s not gonna be a secret anymore. What I mean is, the details are just for us. And well, if anything we do is boyfriend-y, that’s fine, it’s just incidental. I’m okay with that part being known because, ugh, I just… I just want to stop faking and resisting reactions. Like… I wanna smile at him without feeling guilty about it, I guess, I mean, that sounds… ugh..

Where was I? Uh! Valentine’s Day! Hope you have a Happy Valentine’s Day, Cartman! And everyone really! Happy Valentine’s Day!

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♥ Kenny + Kyle fusion ♥

haha i spent way too much time thinking this out.. here’s what i have in mind for their personality:

  • book smart & street smart
  • acts really snobby, but is actually super caring
  • lots of grumbling and mumbling
  • lots of near death experiences
  • loves their little siblings
  • nerdy pick up lines
  • v perceptive
  • really hung up on doing whats right
  • spends a lot of time on the internet
  • that one guitar asshole that sings love songs
  • frugal
  • very poor health; gets sick easily
  • family is extremely important to them
  • terrible dancer (but loves going to raves)
  • struggles w/ faith and reality

> [ Creek Fusion ] <

Y'all: we probably shouldn’t get to exited yet about the proposal because a million things could go wrong as usual.

Me: I here you but like I’ve already been planning the entire wedding, and I need to know who Selina’s maid of honor will be, and I need to know how Bruce tells all of his kids that he’s getting married and that they are all being forced to attend the wedding.

I just want to say a few things before tonight’s episode, and how we as a fandom can represent ourselves.

Tonight many of you will be posting your thoughts and sending it to the writers, and that is something you should do. We should let them hear our concerns and thoughts and where we’d like the show to go.

When people were upset about Jerome they listened. They were not planning on bringing him back at all, but they listened to the fans who were really upset and disappointed about it. We did that, the fans got together and gave constructive criticism and helped change a decision.

The writers do care, and they do want to please the audience. We hype the shows we watch it, and we help support it. So tonight if you have concerns or thoughts go share it with them.


I also say don’t send the writers hate since hateful messages don’t fix anything, but especially not the actors. They didn’t do anything, what ever happens isn’t their fault. Go tell them they’re amazing at their job and have helped us enjoy this season. Go give them love.

The writers are who you send criticism, they are the ones you talk to about how you’d like the show to go. But do it in a civilized manner, get them to listen to you without acting like some crazy person. I’ll do what I can on tumblr, but Twitter is the main focus of their attention it seems. Let them know see us and hear us, but make sure what they here is respectful and well mannered. If you just scream “Queerbait” at them, they’re not going to listen as well as a message actually talking about where the show can go.

This isn’t over yet, so don’t lose your hope. We have another season, and hopefully more after that. So much can happen, and so many ways this can go. All we can do is do what we can to get it in the right direction.

If we got Jerome to actually be the Joker, we can get Nygmobblepot back.

anonymous asked:

“Why is your hand on my ass?” With Daveed or oak

“That fucking bastard.”

You were fuming. Your ex had broken up with you yesterday and was already flaunting another woman around on all his social medias. Surprise, Surprise, it was the girl he told you he had nothing going on with (you knew it was bullshit but you wanted to trust him.)

“I told you Kyle was a piece of shit.”  Jasmine shrugged, sipping her martini.

You were on vacation at a beach house with Daveed, Jasmine, Anthony, Renee, Phillipa, Rafael and Oak. You all agreed you needed time away from the city to relax and unwind. However, your vacation was almost immediately ruined as Kyle called and broke up with you the moment you landed.

“I wish I wasn’t so bothered by this.” You plopped back onto the lounge chair, looking up at the beautiful clear blue sky. “I’m in the Bahamas, I am feet away from a beach, I’m with some of my closest friends but I’m sitting here irritated.”

Jasmine frowned, looking around the yard at everyone else. They were in the pool, throwing around inflatable beach balls and messing with inflatable chairs while Rafael controlled the music. 

“Well…revenge is a dish best served cold, right? Flaunt a new guy on social media.” Jasmine suggested, already eyeing the perfect candidate.

You followed her gaze and realized she was looking at Daveed who was walking around the pool with a smile on his face and his beautiful torso on display.

“No. No. Nuh uh. Nope. You want me to die.” You shook your head rapidly, “One, I will not sink to Kyle’s level and two, Daveed would never. He’s so….wow and I’m so….not.”

“I get that you want to jump his bones but besides that, Kyle was always intimidated by Daveed. Who better to appear on social media with?” Jasmine pointed out, a smirk on her face.

You sighed, crossing your arms and thinking about what Jasmine just said.

“Come onnnnn, give him a taste of his own medicine! He follows me on Instagram so, I’ll post it, tag everyone so he knows it’s you and boom. He’ll feel what you’re feeling. Be petty!” Jasmine continued, glancing at Daveed and waving.

Daveed waved back at Jasmine before his gaze moved to you. He gave you a smile and you smiled back.

“Plus, gives you a reason to be all up on him.” Jasmine wiggled her brows, laughing as you pushed her playfully.

“Fine. Fine. Ask Daveed for me please?” You bit your lip nervously, watching as Jasmine called Daveed over.

“What’s up?” Daveed sat down on the lounge chair on the other side of you.

“Well, Kyle broke up with Y/N yesterday-”

“What? What an asshole.” Daveed looked at you with sympathetic eyes.

“It’s whatever.” You looked away at Renee who was splashing Oak.

“Anyways, he’s flaunting a new girl around on social media already and we thought it would be nice to give him a bit of his own medicine. You were always intimidating to Kyle so I was thinking we could take a little picture for Instagram.” Jasmine explained, smirking when a mischevious smile appeared on Daveed’s face.

“Hell yeah. I’m down.” Daveed agreed, giving you a wink.

You blushed, looking at your hands as Jasmine called everyone over for a group photo.

“So, what should we do?” You asked, starting to stand up.

Jasmine was explaining the plan to everyone else as Daveed and you planned out a pose.

“Come here, lay next to me but against my side.” Daveed moved over a bit so you could slip in next to him.

“Oh god, the only way I can stay on is if I basically lay on top of you.” You chuckled, trying to ignore your racing heart.

“Exactly.” Daveed smirked, moving your leg so it was across his pelvis. 

You squeaked a little when Daveed’s free hand roamed down to your ass. 

Why is your hand on my ass?” You looked up at him, frustrated with how beautiful he was. 

“You want him jealous right? I can move it if you want.” 

“No, it’s fine. Just unexpected.” You reassured him, going to rest your head on his shoulder.

“Alright, guys you ready?” Jasmine called out.

Daveed gave a thumbs up and Jasmine gave the phone to Rafael as she took place next to Anthony.

“Hey Y/N.” Daveed whispered.

You lifted your head to look at him.


Daveed smiled, staring you for a second before responding.

“Let’s go check the photo.” Daveed helped you stand before walking over to Jasmine.

“Mmm, ya’ll were getting real comfy over there.” Jasmine teased, nudging you as she handed her phone to you.

Your eyes widen as you stared at the pictures. If there was anything that would get Kyle fuming, it would be this. You and Daveed looked like actual lovers, Daveed smiling down at you with a hand on your ass, you looking back at him with your leg hiked on him.

“Gonna post it now!” Jasmine took her phone and walked off.


You turned to face Daveed.


“It’s Kyle’s loss. I would never let someone like you go. Hell, I almost didn’t let go after the picture was done.” Daveed chuckled, openly checking you out in your bathing suit.

Your jaw almost dropped at Daveed’s bluntness. This had to be a dream.

“If you want to make him jealous again, let me know.” 

And with that, Daveed sent another wink your way before walking to join Rafael. You watched Daveed walk away, a smile slowly forming on your face. You would have to take him up on that offer.

anonymous asked:

How do you feel about people claiming that in marrying Bruce, Selina's character will be ruined? I of course see that argument as odd, seeing that she's said numerous times in the past that she wants to be happy, and with that, settling down and having a family. Do you truly think that would waver who Selina is?

You already know that I don’t. I wrote about my thoughts on Selina and family and marriage awhile ago and you can read about it here. Linking it seems like such a cop out but it’s pretty long. On that note I will say this: when people have brought up the idea that getting married would ruin her character I had no idea what they were talking about until I read this. Warning: do not read unless you can afford a spike in blood pressure.

Most notably this critic is says this:

She is a thief.  She is a thrill seeker.  For her, it’s all about the hunt.

And this little gem right here:

I see so many people on social media saying how romantic this is.  It makes me wonder.  Is this just a knee jerk reaction to seeing two long time lovers finally getting together?  Have people really even taken the time to analyze this relationship?  Or, are the ones shipping this the kind of people that value need over want?

Eye roll to the fullest. As a Batcat blogger I take that as a personal challenge. Yes, we have taken the time to analyze this relationship and we have almost 80 years of material to go on and I’ve come with the receipts. 

I suppose this is what most people are referring to when they say that Catwoman’s character would be “ruined” if she got married. Those who are saying that are grossly oversimplifying her character and missing an important part of Catwoman’s development as a character. It reduces Catwoman to just a thief and that does her such a huge disservice. It has been true across multiple versions and media that, Catwoman does not always want to be defined as a thief. That thrill of thievery that they’re referring to, and Selina has said this herself multiple times, wears off. Thieving and other criminal activity has gotten her thrown in prison, almost killed, and she’s had to fake her death a couple of times because of it (as recently as Future’s End). The criminal lifestyle has almost ruined her life and eventually it ends up making her feel empty and trapped. 

Going back to the Bronze Age after Selina spends some time in prison for her crimes as Catwoman once she’s paroled she wants to move on and distance herself from her past. (Batman #308)

Later on during a meeting with Bruce she tries to disguise herself because she worries that being seen in public with her will hurt his reputation and cause a scandal. (Batman #313) 

Skipping ahead to the Pre-Flashpoint era Catwoman’s second on-going series was all about her reforming and becoming the defender of Gotham’s east end. In the very first issue of her series we get a lot from Selina’s perspective on why she does it. To really understand you’ll have to read her first on-going series because a lot of stuff went down towards the end of it that makes Selina disenchanted by the criminal lifestyle. At the beginning of her second series she can’t even bring herself to put on the costume because it’s brought her so much suffering and she feels defined by what she considers to be past mistakes. (Catwoman [v3] #1)

I don’t think that Selina thinks that marriage is the end all be all, but I definitely don’t think that it’s something that she’d completely rule out either. In fact I think that Selina hasn’t seriously considered it because she just never thought that it was an option for her. It’s funny to me that so many people think that Selina is strictly anti-marriage when 1) she’s never said that before and there’s nothing in canon to indicate that she feels that way and 2) some versions of her have expressed a desire to have a family. 

I wrote about this in my previous post but from Catwoman’s second series while Selina steals an ancient dollhouse she talks about her childhood and mourns the loss of her family and the fact that she missed out on that stability growing up. I think that indicates that there is some kind desire to regain that. (Catwoman [v2] #39)

There it is–Everything I’ve always wanted. Everything I’ve never had…Preserved over millennia in perfect condition. Priceless miniature. Stable family.

Emphasis mine. I also can’t stress enough that Catwoman’s Earth-2 counterpart point blank said that she wanted a family and a new life badly enough that she came up with some ludicrous lie about having amnesia in order to obtain it, but she thought it was too late. Earth-2 Catwoman ends up marrying Batman and having a child. The Brave and the Bold #197 was all about Bruce and Selina’s desire to start a new life and finding happiness with each other. In the Bronze Age version Bruce and Selina both retire to raise their daughter together and in the latest version they raise her as a crime fighter. That proves that marriage doesn’t “trap” Selina by any means. She did however feel trapped being Catwoman.

Still not convinced? Okay. I know that The Dark Knight Rises isn’t everyone’s favorite version of Catwoman, but something Christopher Nolan got right… Selina Kyle is introduced as a thief but she’s working for Daggett with the promise that she’ll be compensated with a software that will allow her to erase her criminal record which she wants to use to start a new life. She tells Bruce:

I started out doing what I had to. Once you’ve done what you’ve had to they’ll never let you do what you want to…There’s no fresh start in today’s world. Any twelve year old with a cell phone can find out what you did. 

In Batman: The Telltale Series Selina has an excellent dialogue with Bruce about her criminal career where she lays it all out. She says:

You’re a good man, Bruce. But good men don’t lie with thieves.I know what I am. No noble intentions, just the thrill of breaking what they say can’t be broken. Knowing there’s no safe I can’t crack, no fortress I can’t infiltrate. Proving I can… I’ve stolen from corrupt jerks like Hill, but I’ve taken plenty from good people too. And for what? Some shiny new toys and a crappy apartment on the edge of town? The high is nice but it wears off. And you look around and see…nothing. So you get back out there. Try and chase that feeling down, but it never amounts to anything really.

What has remained true about Selina in the comic books and other media is that she begins her life as a thief, but eventually she wants out but she feels defined by it. She feels like she has no other choice but to keep going. People really look down on Catwoman because she’s a criminal. She gets really dismissed as just some thief. This is something that Selina internalizes and is insecure about. Selina doesn’t always think that she’s a good person and that she can’t be anything other than a thief and a criminal. The idea that all Catwoman wants to do is live a dangerous life of chaos and crime is exactly the type of label she very often tries to break away from. 

The argument that Selina shouldn’t get married because she’ll feel trapped is ironic considering that there’s a lot canonical evidence that she actually feels trapped by The Life™ and it just reeks of concern trolling. Somehow people think that risking imprisonment and death and being defined as a criminal is a more preferable outcome than marriage. 

Catwoman is a character that’s always reinventing herself and always looking for a second chance. I don’t think that that always means marriage and family, but I don’t see why it can’t especially since it’s never been done in the main continuity before. 

I’m not going to bother addressing an argument that Bruce and Selina have a one sided relationship, because it’s obvious nonsense and I’ve dedicated many a blog posts already refuting that. I suggest going through my tags if you really want to know, but I will say this because I think it’s crucial: in spite of everything that people say and think about Catwoman and what she often thinks of herself Batman never stops believing in her. 

Batman has been a constant presence in her life and more often than not it’s his unwavering belief that deep down she’s a good person that inspires her to see the good in herself and get the second chance she so desperately seeks. Whether it’s inspiring her to become the whip wielding defender for Gotham’s most disenfranchised, running off to France, or starting a family. Batman and Catwoman have found a lot of happiness in each other so I find the idea that marriage would “ruin” Catwoman’s character to be, quite frankly, absurd.

Batman and Catwoman have been together for 77 years. It’s just time.

February 12th, 2016

ERIC: Hey! Welcome back to the blog!

ERIC: Guess who’s not dead, assholes?! This motherfucker right here!

ERIC: I got pretty close to be honest, but you’ll never be rid of me. I’d rather die than let myself die and leave my amazing blog to these three fucks. They wouldn’t know what to do with it.

ERIC: Oh and before I forget.

ERIC: Kenny knows he can’t leave this blog so he’s back in business too! Bout time you poor piece of crap, how’s it feel?

KENNY: Ha ha ha, great actually.

KYLE: Cartman, it’s really great that you two are back. I know it’s new to the blog, but it’s been two weeks. We really oughta address this… elephant in the room.
STAN: ..Yeah, haha. Seriously. Please.

KYLE: Kenny was gone for less than a month, so how is it that in that time he grew practically three more feet?

ERIC: Oh Kyle. So concerned about being the shortest. Just be happy for him. What’s more important is getting the blog on track with the story of how I killed Trent. That’s what people really care about.


Stay tuned for the next post to see me explain how I almost died but instead killed a man! 
- Eric

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For tonight’s post, in honor on Catch Me If You Can premiering on this night in 2011, one of my FAVORITE NUMBERS from this show…

A little throwback to “Seven Wonders” with Kerry Butler as Captured by Seth Rudetsky’s FB page after Disaster! The Musical for BCEFA

I LOVE LOVE LOVE his voice in this…. and his faces. GAH!

Bonus: He talks about whether or not he was nervous for Grease Live! and how he *sometimes* hit the note at the end of Goodbye in CMIYC!

Long Ass Post Regarding The Bastille Fandom and how it's really Not As Great as it's made out to be


so ive seen a Lot of posts lately praising the bastille fandom for being so “nice and sweet and chill and tolerant” etc etc.
and they bother me a lot.

I have nothing against the people making these posts. they’re happy with the corner of the group that they associate with, and that’s fine.

what I do have a problem with is the posts themselves.

they make out like this fandom is so nice and peachy and perfect when if you look even a tiny little bit further away from your own friend group within it, if you scrape a tiny bit under the surface, it’s obvious this is certainly not the case, and nobody acknowledges this.
no fandom is perfect, especially not this one.

we have our fair share of sketchy disgusting shit going on.
it may not be to the level of certain others but it is there and it’s bad, and the mentality of glossing over that completely is worrying me.

I have a few points I’m gonna go over, mostly relating to this fandoms treatment of Dan, and their treatment of each other.

•1 Treatment of Dan

this is probably mostly in reference to the twitter group of the fandom but it’s bad on tumblr too hoo boy.

to put it bluntly

y'all are fucking THIRSTY
and it’s disgusting.
because Dan doesn’t have a partner that we know of publicly everyone seems to take that as him being free range and make some pretty Ugly and Disgusting comments towards him- and even worse y'all do it on twitter too, on his tweets, which he can see?
the way you talk about him really rubs me up the wrong way.

he’s a human being for god’s sake and i don’t wanna sound like your mum but ACT LIKE YOUD WANT TO BE TREATED YOURSELF.

he is not free for you to treat like you do- and a good mirror for my point of the fact he doesn’t have a partner we know of is: you don’t make those kinds of advances toward woody, do you? y'all know he’s married and you respect that, which is great. but you can’t show the same courtesy towards Dan? (and don’t try to say that woody isn’t as attractive as Dan that has nothing to do with this.).

Even worse is your harassment of anyone involved with Dan’s life like his friends especially his female friends -
the AMOUNT OF TIMES i have SEEN speculation about one of his friends or a crew member or anything being his girlfriend- and then you go and harass the poor girls?? what the fuck??? it shouldn’t matter to you if he has a partner and if he does you DONT HARASS THEM LIKE THIS.
i find it really hypocritical especially after the whole glory thing.

•1a Treatment of the boys on twitter

I’ve said something about this before but the twitter fandom is SO bad. I’m not very involved with it so i won’t make claims but they’re some of the worst i think mainly because due to the nature of twitter they have direct contact with the band.
anyway, twitter fandom is awful, not going further bc y'all know

•2 Treatment of others within the fandom

oh boy!
y'all are not all nice
as someone who floated around Heaps before i settled within the space I had within the fandom when I was a somewhat active participant in it, I can tell you that a Good Percentage of you in the tumblr section of the fandom are demons.
I’ve seen people bully and harass others, send anon hate, more and more and more and i think maybe it’s gotten worse since the second album?
the main problem is I think you’re all too overprotective of the band as a whole.

•2a Treatment of the creative side of the fandom

this place is the WORST when it comes to art theft of various incarnations Holy SHIT
you steal and repost other people’s edits, their art, their gifs, with no credit and that is Bad. You know it’s bad but do you stop? no. do you check sources? no.
you follow and reblog from accounts that repost gifs and you dont give a shit- even when the original watermarks are Right There

And let’s get back into how y'all treat Greg shall we?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it as many times as possible-
how have you not learned? why do i still see leaked photos going around? why do you not check the source before you reblog? why do i, to this day, see photos from the photobook online when you’ve been specifically told not to post them?

it’s ugly and disgusting how you treat creators in this place, especially Greg.

• in conclusion

there’s more to this but this is long enough already.
what bothers me the most is how nobody seems to see this? how you praise each other for being so Great and Cool?
there’s some great circles of people in here, i agree, a lot of you are really great but there’s still the other side to it there.
no fandom is purely nontoxic!! you know that!!
it’s worse here than you think it is and that’s what i want you to take away if you got through this long ass terrible post.

sorry for being the one to crash your party but it’s the hard truth and I wish more people were aware of it because this ignorance worries me.

(thanks to joyce for talking with me and helping me think out this post a bit)


If a character is missing on here, send me a request! I add characters as I write for them.

* Indicates that a post is headcanons!


Tate Langdon

Let’s Talk About Death

Sex With Tate Langdon*

Love Me Like You Do (SMUT)

About A Girl


All Apologies

Kiss It Better 

I Wanna Be Yours (SMUT)

Gif Imagine #1

Charles Montgomery

Boyfriend Charles*

Kit Walker

Sex With Kit Walker *

Boyfriend Kit Walker*

Sister Mary Eunice

Mary Eunice Having A Crush On You (Non-Possessed)*

Lana Winters

Sex With Lana Winters*

Kyle Spencer


Shape of You (SMUT)

Nine In The Afternoon

Boyfriend Kyle Spencer (PRE-DEATH)*

Sex With Kyle Spencer 2.0 (PRE-DEATH)*

Kyle W/ SO’s Boobs (PRE-DEATH)*

Kyle’s Frat Brother Walking In During Sex*

What You Need (SMUT)

Gif Imagine #1

Gif Imagine #2

Cordelia Goode


Gif Imagine #1

Misty Day

Stars (SMUT)

Madison Montgomery

Girlfriend Madison Montgomery*

Jimmy Darling

Sex With Jimmy Darling*

Boyfriend Jimmy Darling*

Shy!Reader x Jimmy*

Drops Of Jupiter (SMUT)

James March


Ready Or Not

Boyfriend James March*

Teenager James March*

Good Mourning 

Marrying James March*

Gif Imagine #1

Gif Imagine #2

Gif Imagine #3

Gif Imagine #4

The Countess

Angel On Fire [w/ Donovan]

Gif Imagine #1

Gif Imagine #2


Come As You Are

Angel On Fire [w/ Countess]

Sex With Donovan*

Tristan Duffy

Sex With Tristan Duffy*

Boyfriend Tristan Duffy*

The Evans

How The Evans Sound In Bed + More

(UPDATED: 6/18/17)


So an anon wanted to know about cuddling pre-death and post-death Kyle Spencers and ohmygod yes cause Kyle is precious and I love him and oh my goodness ya’ll it’s my first NON X Men thing! This bean is moving on up!


  • Kyle likes being both the little and big spoon
  • He holds your hand and whispers about what life is gonna be like
  • “I’m gonna marry you so hard and we’re gonna buy a house and have so many kids and I’m so excited Y/N.”
  • He blows raspberries on your neck and stomach
  • His favorite thing is when you fall asleep and he can just hear your breathing
  • He hums 80s love songs to put you to sleep
  • He wraps his entire body around you because all he wants to do is protect you forever and ever and ever
  • He is utterly in love you with
  • The first time he tells you that is when you’re cuddling and he thinks you’re asleep
  • “Y/N I’m such a dork and I don’t know how to tell you this so I’m gonna tell you now but I am just completely in love with you.”
  • “Love you too Kyle.”
  • He literally makes a squealing sound


  • He is always the big spoon, although sometimes, when he’s very confused about the world around him, he’ll be the little spoon
  • Now you listen to his breathing when he sleeps because he’s really truly alive
  • He grunts in his sleep and it’s honestly the cutest thing ever
  • He still hums those 80s songs, even if he doesn’t know what they are or why he’s doing it
  • Sometimes you wake up from a nap and you’re on top of him wrapped in his arms
  • He loves you but doesn’t know how to say it so he just holds you, hoping you’ll understand
  • Since spoken language was getting difficult you taught him some sign language
  • When the two of you are cuddling and holding hands he signs “I love you” into your hand
  • You end up crying because you love him too

I can’t stop thinking about the Bas boys all sitting around with the Wild World colouring book: Kyle colouring everything in with mismatching bright colours, Will getting cross with Woody because ‘why can’t you just colour inside the lines?’ whilst Charlie happily finishes the join-the-dots, and Dan can’t even decide what colours to use