So Kyle, do you have any ex boyfriends Cartman should worry about?
Actually, no. I didn’t really date any guys before getting with Cartman. I did have a short relationship with Red at one point when I was 12. It lasted about three months then she dumped me. I wasn’t really affected by it. She wasn’t what I was looking for then.
To be perfectly honest, dude, Cartman’s been the only guy I’ve ever been with. All of my exes have been girls. I did ask David on a date once, but he turned me down saying he wasn’t into guys. I wasn’t mad, I was sad, sure, but it wasn’t a huge deal. It wasn’t aiming to be with him forever. Pretty weird, right? The only dude I’ve ever dated turned into my husband. Pretty weird..