kyle this post is about you

tumblr servant is a godsend with a lot of useful functions but my primary use for it is this

so let’s say you’re a big fan of transformers so obviously you don’t want to blacklist #transformers, and you’ve got this cool friend kyle, but every single time kyle posts or reblogs something about transformers it’s just… it’s garbage. it’s a Bad Post. he has bad opinions and he should feel bad. you know that it’s petty shit but it irritates you every time you see one of his bad, bad transformers posts. but most of what he posts is awesome! you don’t wanna unfollow his ass! so you make a tumblr servant instead and even if he doesn’t tag shit about shit, if the word ‘transformers’ is in the post at all you will never see it. peace is restored on your dash. you are free.

you can also do a lot of other shit like dim posts or highlight posts or give you notifications etc etc etc but i mostly just hide Bad Fandom Opinions because i’m petty


Evan Peters



Quicksilver (Peter Maximoff)

Bad Day



Tate Langdon


Bullets Cause my Pain

Hurry Up


Kit Walker


Kyle Spencer

Study (Pre-Death)

I Said I Love You (Pre-Death)

Beauty  (Pre-Death)

Nothing I’d Rather do (Pre-Death)

Prove it (Post-Death)

Fate (Pre-Death)

Fate Part 2 (Pre-Death)


Together Again (Series)

I’ve Been Here

Get Away

One Shot

Jimmy Darling

Distraction Part 1

Distraction Part 2

I had to

James March 



I Told You

One Shot 1

What are you Doing Here

Edward Mott


Rory Monahan

Hiding Behind a Sofa

Left for Dead

Left for Dead Part 2


Leave Part 2

Kai Anderson


What they like talking to you about

Snow Days

When They Find Out Your’re A Ghost

Coming Out As Genderfluid 

Dealing With Your Death

How They Treat You On Your Period 

How They React To You Wearing Glasses

Reaction To S/O Having Social Anxiety

Asking To Put Makeup On Them

Reaction To A Clingy S/O

Reaction To Suicidal S/O

Reaction To S/O Skipping School 

Reaction To S/O Having A Panic Attack

Propose to You

Finding You Drunk

Reaction To S/O Living In A Verbally Abusive Home

Reaction To S/O Having A Stressful Day

Reaction To S/O Finding Themselves Unattractive

Reaction To S/O Getting A Cartilage Piercing

Reaction To S/O Being Pregnant From Past Relationship

S/O Loving Comic Books

Reaction To S/O Snapping At Them

Reaction to Best Friend Having a Crush on Them

Seeing S/O’s Self Harm Scars

S/O who is a Disheveled Artist


AHS Evans

S/O Asking For Affection

S/O Coming Home With Injuries From A Fight

S/O Being A Witch 

Teaching S/O How To Swim

S/O Being A Ballerina 

Meeting Your Parents 

S/O With Scoliosis 

Actress S/O

Clumsy S/O

Liking Someone but Already in a Relationship 

Bonding with S/O’s Children

S/O Being Selectively Mute

Being Protective Over you

Crush is Supportive of Them

Comforting Their Children After a Nightmare

Hearing S/O Sing in the Shower

Comforting Them after  a Tantrum 

Taking S/O to a Haunted House 

S/O Comforting Them

Reaction to S/O Being Unable to Have Children

Being With S/O the First Time They Get High 

Getting Jealous of Another man Talking to S/O

Turning on S/O

Possible Kinks


Taking out Sexual Frustration on Their own

Wedding day

Receiving a Blow job

Reaction to S/O Surprising Them with Lingerie 

 Reaction to S/O Getting Excited About Seeing a dog

Eating ass

Reaction to S/O Dancing 

Reaction to Being Tickled

Console S/O When They’re Crying 

Reaction to S/O Coming out as Bisexual 

S/O Babying Them

What Books They’d Read

S/O That Likes Cats

Trying to Hypnotize Them

Wanting Someone to Stay After a one Night Stand 

What They Would Whisper to S/O (Sexual)

Giving Oral 

Showering Together

Reaction to S/O not Wearing Underwear

What They Look for (Personality)

Reaction to Sneaky Neck Kisses

Comforting S/O who Lost a pet

Reaction to S/O Falling Asleep 

Tate Langdon 

How he Sounds in bed

What he Whispers in S/O’s ear (Sexually)

Eating a Girl out and Girl Riding him

Tate’s First Time

How he Feels About High Socks

S/O’s Birthday (Includes Quicksilver)

Kit Walker

Having sex

“Did he hurt you?”

Kyle Spencer

Reading To You (Post-death)

Girl Riding him (Pre and Post death)

Insecure S/O


James March

S/O Starts Murdering with him

S/O Dies Outside of the Hotel 

Girl Riding him

Girl Giving him a Blow job

Seeing S/O in Sexy Princess Costume 

Daughter Trying to go out in Sexy Costume

How he Feels About High Socks

Having S/O With Anxiety 

Finds S/O Killing Someone

Having a Childish S/O

Edward Mott 

Having Sex

Kai Anderson

Having sex

Quicksilver (Peter Maximoff)

Reaction To Having A Crush On A Shy Person

Reaction To Self Harm Scars

Reaction To Girl With Same Power and ADHD

Taking Your Virginity 

Outfits and Personalty Traits They Find Attractive

Quicksilver (Peter Maximoff)

Tate Langdon 

Kit Walker

Kyle Spencer

Jimmy Darling

James March

Edward Mott

Rory Monahan 

Kai Anderson

i need more friends to talk about south park with because i literally have nO FRIENDS WHO WATCH IT OR PLAY THE GAME

so! please reblog if all of the following apply:

~ you watch south park and/or played either of the games

~ are open to heated dm conversations about the episodes and characters

~ ship creek or at least are willing to read extensive rants about them

~ need a new friend who will love and cherish you and will like all your text posts and ask you about your day

thank you for taking the time to read this and i really hope you consider me!


Hey guys. I know I’ve seen tumblr and other social media sites have success or at least assist with these things in the past, so I come here now in hope of any chance of success.

This is my 13 year old second cousin, Kylee, and she’s been missing since the 23rd. The area is Central Ohio (Hilliard).

Here’s some info from the Facebook post:

She went for a walk in her neighborhood around 7pm, October 23rd, on Tanglewood blvd in Hilliard and never returned home. She’s a student at Hilliard Memorial Middle School. She’s 13 years old, 5'2, about 100lbs, brown eyes, brown hair with blonde highlights. Last seen wearing a sweatshirt with her hair in a bun. 

If you’ve seen her or have any information, please call the Columbus police non emergency number (614) 645-4545 (or 911, if needed). 

Signal boosts are deeply appreciated.

Thanks. I’ll update this if I hear anything.


Yuuri Katsuki is like the skating world’s Married Cousin™

Like, you always thought he was pretty cool and you still think that but he’s the oldest and he married well and now all anybody can talk about is Married Cousin Yuuri and you’re like Why can’t they ever talk about me, Straight B Student Cousin Kyle.

“Oh yeah, Viktor and I just bought a house,” says Married Cousin Yuuri, smiling and perfect as all of the trainwreck late-teen skaters simmer with jealousy in a corner.

“I used to be like you,” assures Married Cousin Yuuri, patting a young skater’s back as she has her fourth existential crisis of the day. “Before Viktor and I got married, I–”

Ugh.” The skater wedges her head between her knees. “UGH.”

Getting an invitation to Viktor and Yuuri’s post-season celebratory dinner party is like being told by your mom that you’re going to Married Cousin Yuuri’s house for Thanksgiving because he and His Husband Viktor want the whole family to be there for their First Thanksgiving In The New House.

The only difference is that instead of standing up halfway through the meal and announcing that they’re having a baby, Viktor starts the night by walking into the dining room with not one but two poodle puppies in his arms and says, “Meet our babies!”

“I want to die,” mutters Yuri Plisetsky, and the five under-eighteen skaters surrounding him grunt in agreement.

I think the funniest thing about kylee henke is that , you might have not wrote kylee henke a single time, but they just find the post.

like, you can call them kronk hebrew and theyll find and reblog or like it.


♥ Kenny + Kyle fusion ♥

haha i spent way too much time thinking this out.. here’s what i have in mind for their personality:

  • book smart & street smart
  • acts really snobby, but is actually super caring
  • lots of grumbling and mumbling
  • lots of near death experiences
  • loves their little siblings
  • nerdy pick up lines
  • v perceptive
  • really hung up on doing whats right
  • spends a lot of time on the internet
  • that one guitar asshole that sings love songs
  • frugal
  • very poor health; gets sick easily
  • family is extremely important to them
  • terrible dancer (but loves going to raves)
  • struggles w/ faith and reality

> [ Creek Fusion ] <


If a character is missing on here, send me a request! I add characters as I write for them.

* Indicates that a post is headcanons!


Tate Langdon

Let’s Talk About Death

Sex With Tate Langdon*

Love Me Like You Do (SMUT)

About A Girl


All Apologies

Kiss It Better 

I Wanna Be Yours (SMUT)


Asking You Out*

Gif Imagine #1

Violet Harmon

Female Robbery

Charles Montgomery

Boyfriend Charles*

Kit Walker

Sex With Kit Walker *

Boyfriend Kit Walker*

Sister Mary Eunice

Mary Eunice Having A Crush On You (Non-Possessed)*

Lana Winters

Sex With Lana Winters*

Kyle Spencer


Shape of You (SMUT)

Nine In The Afternoon

Boyfriend Kyle Spencer (PRE-DEATH)*

Sex With Kyle Spencer 2.0 (PRE-DEATH)*

Kyle W/ SO’s Boobs (PRE-DEATH)*

Kyle’s Frat Brother Walking In During Sex*

What You Need (SMUT)

Poly Relationship W/ Kyle and Zoe*

Sex W/ Post-Death Kyle*

Gif Imagine #1

Gif Imagine #2

Zoe Benson

Poly Relationship W/ Kyle and Zoe*

Cordelia Goode


Dating Cordelia*

Gif Imagine #1

Misty Day

Stars (SMUT)

Madison Montgomery

Girlfriend Madison Montgomery*

Jimmy Darling

Sex With Jimmy Darling*

Boyfriend Jimmy Darling*

Shy!Reader x Jimmy*

Drops Of Jupiter (SMUT)

SO Having Scars On Their Face

James March


Ready Or Not

Boyfriend James March*

Teenager James March*

Good Mourning 

Marrying James March*

SO Being A Singer*

SO Being Drunk*

Finding Out His SO Is Pregnant*

Gif Imagine #1

Gif Imagine #2

Gif Imagine #3

Gif Imagine #4

The Countess

Angel On Fire [w/ Donovan]

Gif Imagine #1

Gif Imagine #2


Come As You Are

Angel On Fire [w/ Countess]

Sex With Donovan*

Tristan Duffy

Sex With Tristan Duffy*

Boyfriend Tristan Duffy*

The Evans

How The Evans Sound In Bed + More*

Taking Your Virginity*

Cult Write Ups

Election Night (7x01)

(UPDATED: 9/6/17)

yukiasatoka  asked:

So I was wondering, I have imaginary like... Lovers and I do find myself like, self inserting sometimes as I'm having a super rough time in life atm and it helps me cope. How did you like... Start talking about it and kinda get over the stigma?

finding people who were ok with it and supported me helped a ton, and also knowing there were other selfinsert positive blogs out there helped too !!

kylee henke personally helped me a lot aswell, she was so open about posting all her selfinsert stuff on the internet, even going so far as making comics and animations of herself with fictional characters and i was like,,, damn i want that, i wanna do that too

there was also the fact that 95% of my art is just selfinsert, and i really wanted to share it all with people but i just felt like i couldnt bc of what it was. until i said Fuckit and just made the decision to actually use this URL and make it about selfinserts

i sorta just , did all of this on impulse. it took a lot of years and thinking about it but 1 day i jst sorta got up and. made a post here and went from there like. there was no turning back lmao. AND I’VE BEEN HAVING A GREAT EXPERIENCE EVER SINCE!!!!!!!!

i think the thing to keep in mind is always that as long as you’re not hurting anybody, why should it be bad ?? if it makes you happy and helps you cope you should do it; selfinserts are like that, theyre pretty harmless and fun !! ! so just go ahead and do it !!!!!! life’s too short to be worrying about this !! !!! ! smoOCH YOUR FAVS !!!!!!!!!!!! >:0

Y'all: we probably shouldn’t get to exited yet about the proposal because a million things could go wrong as usual.

Me: I here you but like I’ve already been planning the entire wedding, and I need to know who Selina’s maid of honor will be, and I need to know how Bruce tells all of his kids that he’s getting married and that they are all being forced to attend the wedding.

anonymous asked:

When you say... "make color edits on photoshop" what does that normal entail?

Just color corrections, especially if I’ve gone too far in the piece (already merged my colors into one layer most commonly) or if I’ve changed my mind about the overlying tone (cools, warms, pinks, blues, etc).

I’ll use Stan and Kyle as an example because they have a bunch of color variety.

This is ok! But I want the colors to be more united.

Okay, that doesn’t really help. The hue is compromising the entire picture. Photoshop however:

you can adjust different values independently!! CMYK & RGB. Or less commonly, if there’s one color that just isn’t meshing with the others, there’s the Replace Color tool:

the change isn’t dramatic but it’s there. there’s some other stuff you can play around with but those are the only two that i actually really use for last min changes haha

February 14th, 2016 :: Posted at 5:30 PM

KYLE: Hey, Cartman.

Ha, you’re uh, probably wondering what this is. Or, I don’t know. Maybe you already figured it out. Either way, it’s up to you whether or not you want to post this on the blog. It’d be your decision too, after all.

After all this crazy shit happening, I thought about a lot of things. I thought about how much it changed me to go through that, and how thankful I was that we were okay. That we were all okay. And that you were okay.

And what happened–what Stan ended up seeing… that’s gonna have to be addressed, you know? I was thinking about how… how stressful it’s going to be to just do that. 

But I want to. I want to be upfront with Stan.

And I decided, I’m gonna cut out the middleman while I’m at it.

 I’ve been trying to avoid judgement for so long. It wasn’t for a dumb reason or anything but… I’m just not used to being this dishonest.

When I feel like I have to hide something, I subconsciously start to resent it, in a weird way… like I have to be ashamed of it. 

And I don’t want to be. This time what I’m hiding is the last thing I want to resent.

So I want to stop hiding it. I want you to post this on the blog. I want to get this off my chest entirely, and just be open with it. Not just with Stan. With anyone who I know, who cares about me and wants me to be honest.

With the blog, that number’s kinda bigger now… but I’m okay with it. I’ll be okay with it. Sooner or later, they’ll get it. Or even if they don’t, at least I’ll have told them.

[Sigh…] so to everyone who bothers to look at this…

…Cartman and I are together.

[huff] There, I said it. I finally said it. The blog was right, the rumors were right, congratulations.

And for clarification, because we know people are going to ask, we’ve been dating since October 26th, 2015. I’m not going to answer any overly personal or intimate questions and hopefully Cartman won’t either. That’s not for you guys to know about. I’m sure you’re gonna ask anyway, but those questions are going to be completely ignored. You know the ones I’m talking about. I’m not a fan of showcasing my relationship to the world. Our relationship is for us.

Hah- I mean I kind of am right now but that’s just– 

–But I mean– Well it IS just for us, but at the same time it’s not gonna be a secret anymore. What I mean is, the details are just for us. And well, if anything we do is boyfriend-y, that’s fine, it’s just incidental. I’m okay with that part being known because, ugh, I just… I just want to stop faking and resisting reactions. Like… I wanna smile at him without feeling guilty about it, I guess, I mean, that sounds… ugh..

Where was I? Uh! Valentine’s Day! Hope you have a Happy Valentine’s Day, Cartman! And everyone really! Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Shout out to the good old days when you could go into tmi tags and there where nice/funny post about the characters, everyone respected all of them and there wasnt ship wars because everyone shipped the same ships

Cuddling, Evan Peter’s Characters ~Headcanons~

Requested by: anon

A/N: I left Rory and Edward out but if you want one with them feel free to ask :)


  • Usually you’re the dominant one
  • Runs his hands along you’re skin while he holds onto you
  • He likes it when you play with his hair
  • Talking in soft whispers 
  • Humming along to songs playing in the background


  • Likes you lying next to him
  • Your head has to be on his chest/near his so that he can sneak kisses whenever
  • Wraps both of his arms around you
  • You guys are usually naked, lets be real
  • Lots of little forehead kisses

-Post-death Kyle-

  • He likes you being on top of him 
  • He usually initiates it by pulling you onto his lap
  • He holds tightly onto your waist
  • Runs his fingers along your jaw and through your hair
  • You guys only talk about positive things when you’re like this so that you both stay happy


  • Likes cuddling from behind
  • (Probably just because he loves your butt tbh)
  • Keeps one hand wrapped loosely around your stomach while the other is quite tight around your waist
  • He doesn’t like initiating it but we all know he’s a not-so-secret teddy bear so he’s always happy to cuddle
  • Sometimes he even pulls you back into the bed just to be closer to you a little longer


  • Getting this guy to agree is a mission
  • Takes some convincing but then he gives in
  • Likes your head nestled into his neck so that he can feel your presence
  • One arm around your waist, the other holding onto your arm
  • Will ask things like: “Dearest, how long must this continue?”
  • (We all know he loves it though)

For tonight’s post, in honor on Catch Me If You Can premiering on this night in 2011, one of my FAVORITE NUMBERS from this show…

A little throwback to “Seven Wonders” with Kerry Butler as Captured by Seth Rudetsky’s FB page after Disaster! The Musical for BCEFA

I LOVE LOVE LOVE his voice in this…. and his faces. GAH!

Bonus: He talks about whether or not he was nervous for Grease Live! and how he *sometimes* hit the note at the end of Goodbye in CMIYC!

American Horror Story, Character Preferences, Evan Peters

Warning: I didn’t realize how much cuddling was happening until it was too late lmao

When he finds out you’re on your period:


Tate would constantly ask you how you’re feeling. He wouldn’t really know what to do because he doesn’t have much experience regarding menstruation but he would cuddle you and rub your tummy for you as much as you like.


Considering how old-fashioned Kit is, you wouldn’t expect him to be as caring as he is. He would buy you chocolates on his way back from work and pick up a couple of the household chores so that you wouldn’t have to worry. When you both went to bed he would let you rest your head on his chest and hold you tightly against him.

-Kyle (pre-death)-

After Kyle found out he would rush to your house with microwave popcorn and your favourite movies. You two would sit and cuddle on the couch watching the movies. Kyle would make sure that you’re comfortable and keep his hand on your stomach. You would fall asleep on the couch, cuddling.

-Kyle (post-death)-

After asking you multiple questions about what exactly was going on (he had forgotten since he was alive), he would try to keep you as happy as possible. He would keep everyone else out of the room when you weren’t feeling well and let you cuddle up to him. When you had to leave the room he wouldn’t leave your side and would keep making sure you’re okay.


Jimmy would cut practice short in order to spend some more time with you. He would listen to you vent about everything when you got annoyed at something silly and never make you feel stupid for it. Also singing. Lots and lots of soft singing.


James would make sure that you got rest and that nobody annoyed you. He would bring you to watch him killing his latest victims, getting it done quickly so that he could spend more time with you alone. He would also casually ask you if you’re into anal.


Considering how immature he can be, he would naturally crack a couple jokes at your expense. After he got you to smile he would make you hot chocolate and talk to you about anything and everything, just to remind you that he was always there for you. You would fall asleep wrapped in his arms.

February 12th, 2016

ERIC: Hey! Welcome back to the blog!

ERIC: Guess who’s not dead, assholes?! This motherfucker right here!

ERIC: I got pretty close to be honest, but you’ll never be rid of me. I’d rather die than let myself die and leave my amazing blog to these three fucks. They wouldn’t know what to do with it.

ERIC: Oh and before I forget.

ERIC: Kenny knows he can’t leave this blog so he’s back in business too! Bout time you poor piece of crap, how’s it feel?

KENNY: Ha ha ha, great actually.

KYLE: Cartman, it’s really great that you two are back. I know it’s new to the blog, but it’s been two weeks. We really oughta address this… elephant in the room.
STAN: ..Yeah, haha. Seriously. Please.

KYLE: Kenny was gone for less than a month, so how is it that in that time he grew practically three more feet?

ERIC: Oh Kyle. So concerned about being the shortest. Just be happy for him. What’s more important is getting the blog on track with the story of how I killed Trent. That’s what people really care about.


Stay tuned for the next post to see me explain how I almost died but instead killed a man! 
- Eric

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