kyle just stop

OKAY BUT

So Ike and Firkle are dating, right?

And, as we know, Kyle is such a great big brother, and he’s probably super protective of Ike, yeah?

WELL, if y’all don’t ALSO believe that the older goths are fucking WATHCING FIRKLE’S EVERY MOVE, y’all would be mistaken (They’re like a fucking family okay)

SO that would indicate

Kyle & the goths mcfucking hating each other but trying really hard not to drag the kiddos into their pettyness 

so y'all are all okay with quinnshot even though margot is half of will’s age, but the rumoured casting of eiza gonzalez as catwoman is a big no no because she’s too ‘young’ to be paired up with ben? OH PLEASEEE stop with that bullshit. eiza and margot? they’re the same age. so lets fucking drop that dumb ass excuse right now. is it fucking weird that these 2 actresses are paired up on screen with men twice their age? um yes! but to me, having a woc PLAYING a character like CATWOMAN is more important, so fuck the age.

beccadrawsstuff  asked:

oh my god superman/wonderwoman bothers me so much for some reason??? like the justice league cartoon was my first introduction to all these characters and like lois is so cool???? and spunky and determined she's literally as iconic as supes himself and they just??? shunt her off to the side???

SAME oh man it always struck me as writers just… sticking the supers together… like they are the only ones who can truly handle each other, because they are both swole…

I just want all the flag-themed supers to get with their no-nonsense tough-as-nails completely-mortal lovers, it is my favorite thing

I love Lois and I get so mad when she gets hurt for manpain or tossed aside because she’s ~not strong enough~ like come the fuck on he’s got the physical tuffs and she’s got the emotional tuffs and together they will wreck your shit by which i mean she will wreck your shit and Clark will try to apologize using nothing but his eyes behind her back

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DC Solicits, Part 1 - April 2014

BATMAN ETERNAL #1

  • Written by SCOTT SNYDER, JAMES TYNION IV, JOHN LAYMAN, RAY FAWKES and TIM SEELEY
  • Art and cover by JASON FABOK
  • 1:50 Variant cover by ANDY KUBERT
  • On sale APRIL 9 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

Don’t dare miss the start of the Bat-story so big it’s going to take every week of the month to tell! A massive cast of Gotham City’s best (and worst) examines the relationship between Batman, his allies and his city. In this debut issue, Commissioner James Gordon is caught on the wrong side of the law!

BATMAN ETERNAL #2

  • Written by SCOTT SNYDER, JAMES TYNION IV, JOHN LAYMAN, RAY FAWKES and TIM SEELEY
  • Art and cover by JASON FABOK
  • On sale APRIL 16 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T


A notorious Batman adversary appears for the first time in The New 52 continuity!

BATMAN ETERNAL #3

  • Written by SCOTT SNYDER, JAMES TYNION IV, JOHN LAYMAN, RAY FAWKES and TIM SEELEY
  • Art and cover by JASON FABOK
  • On sale APRIL 23 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

A gang war erupts in Gotham City, but the G.C.P.D. doesn’t plan to help Batman stop it. Plus: The return of a fan-favorite Batman supporting character: Stephanie Brown!

BATMAN ETERNAL #4

  • Written by SCOTT SNYDER, JAMES TYNION IV, JOHN LAYMAN, RAY FAWKES and TIM SEELEY
  • Art by DUSTIN NGUYEN
  • Cover by JASON FABOK
  • On sale APRIL 30 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

Batman battles Batgirl as Jim Gordon’s troubles take a turn for the worse!

FOREVER EVIL AFTERMATH: BATMAN VS. BANE #1

  • Written by PETER J. TOMASI
  • Art and cover by SCOT EATON and JAIME MENDOZA
  • 1:25 Variant cover by KEVIN NOWLAN
  • ONE-SHOT • On sale APRIL 30 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T

The title says it all! FOREVER EVIL is over! Now, Batman has returned to take Gotham City back – by force! The only thing standing in his way? BANE! Get ready for the grudge match of the year!

NIGHTWING #30

  • Written by JAMES TYNION IV
  • Art by MEGHAN HETRICK
  • Cover by EDDY BARROWS
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 9 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T • FINAL ISSUE

The Bat Family is forced to face the brutal aftermath of FOREVER EVIL, but after everything they’ve been through, can they stand together?

BATMAN/SUPERMAN #10

  • Written by GREG PAK
  • Art and cover by JAE LEE
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 16 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
  • Combo pack edition: $4.99 US

Following the events of FIRST CONTACT, witness the last days of Batman and Superman of Earth 2 from a new perspective.

This issue is also offered as a combo pack edition with a redemption code for a digital download of this issue.

BATMAN #30

  • Written by SCOTT SNYDER
  • Art by GREG CAPULLO and DANNY MIKI
  • Cover by GREG CAPULLO
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 9 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
  • Combo pack edition: $4.99 US


“ZERO YEAR – SAVAGE CITY” begins!

This issue is also offered as a combo pack edition with a redemption code for a digital download of this issue.

DETECTIVE COMICS #30

  • Written by BRIAN BUCCELLATO and FRANCIS MANAPUL
  • Art and cover by FRANCIS MANAPUL
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 2 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
  • Combo pack edition: $4.99 US

A bold new direction for DETECTIVE COMICS as THE FLASH creative team of Francis Manapul and Brian Buccelato take over the creative reins! Batman finds himself knee-deep in a new mystery involving a deadly new narcotic that has hit the streets of Gotham City.

This issue is also offered as a combo pack edition with a redemption code for a digital download of this issue.

BATMAN AND WONDER WOMAN #30

  • Written by PETER J. TOMASI
  • Art and cover by PATRICK GLEASON and MICK GRAY
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 16 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

The quest for Damian’s remains takes Batman to Paradise Island and into direct conflict with Wonder Woman!

BATWOMAN ANNUAL #1

Written by MARC ANDREYKO
Art and cover by TREVOR McCARTHY
On sale APRIL 30 • 48 pg, FC, $4.99 US • RATED T+

Batwoman vs. Mr. Bones! Will the DEO triumph over Kate, or will she cross the line and free herself for good! Lingering questions are answered as long-standing conflicts reach their final resolutions.

BATWOMAN #30

  • Written by MARC ANDREYKO
  • Art by JEREMY HAUN
  • Cover by RAFAEL ALBUQUERQUE
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 16 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+

Assault on Arkham Asylum! Wolf Spider needs one more painting, and Batwoman will do anything to keep it out of his hands – even if it means entering the notorious asylum!

CATWOMAN #30

  • Written by ANN NOCENTI
  • Art by PATRICK OLLIFFE
  • Cover by TERRY DODSON and RACHEL DODSON
  • On sale APRIL 23 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T+

“The Race of Outlaws” begins! Despite her best efforts, Selina Kyle just can’t stop being Catwoman. What’s dragged her back into the catsuit? A globe-trotting contest that will have her competing to earn the prize for being the best thief in the world. But watch out, Catwoman – there’s no honor among thieves!

BIRDS OF PREY #30

  • Written by CHRISTY MARX
  • Art by ROBSON ROCHA and JONATHAN GLAPION
  • Cover by JORGE MOLINA
  • On sale APRIL 16 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

As her teammates fall, only Black Canary stands between the utterly helpless Mother Eve and Ra’s al Ghul. If she stands aside, her husband will be saved. If she refuses to fold, everybody else will die! What can she possibly do?

HARLEY QUINN #5

  • Written by AMANDA CONNER and JIMMY PALMIOTTI
  • Art by CHAD HARDIN
  • Cover by AMANDA CONNER
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 16 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

Sure, Harley has made some enemies along the way. So what happens when a bunch of them show up to kill her dead? She kills them right back, of course! You’ve been warned: This issue contains violence.

BATGIRL ANNUAL #2

  • Written by GAIL SIMONE
  • Art by ROBERT GILL
  • Cover by CLAY MANN
  • On sale APRIL 30 • 48 pg, FC, $4.99 US • RATED T

It’s the start of a new story arc as Batgirl must unravel a mystery centered around her former BIRDS OF PREY teammate, the woman who betrayed her trust – POISON IVY!

BATGIRL #30

  • Written by GAIL SIMONE
  • Art by FERNANDO PASARIN and JONATHAN GLAPION
  • Cover by ALEX GARNER
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 9 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

An ordinary day takes a turn for the worse when Barbara Gordon must find a way to save her roommate Alysia Yeoh from fan-favorite villain Ragdoll!

RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS #30

  • Written by WIL PFEIFER
  • Art by RAFA SANDOVAL
  • Cover by PHILIP TAN and NORM RAPMUND
  • On sale APRIL 16 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

Jason and Kori face off against the Agents of S.H.A.D.E. as they embark on a quest to save a kidnapped Roy from his alien abductors!

BATWING #30

  • Written by JUSTIN GRAY and JIMMY PALMIOTTI
  • Art by EDUARDO PANSICA
  • Cover by DAN PANOSIAN
  • On sale APRIL 2 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

Batwing races Menace to attempt to save his family! But the Gotham Underground is about to boil over with anarchy, and no matter which tribe rises up from below Gotham City, Batwing will be the first target!

SUPERMAN UNCHAINED #9

  • Written by SCOTT SNYDER
  • Art and wraparound cover by JIM LEE and SCOTT WILLIAMS
  • Backup story art by DUSTIN NGUYEN
  • 1:25 Variant wraparound cover by DAVID FINCH
  • 1:50 Variant wraparound cover by BRYAN HITCH
  • 1:100 B&W Variant wraparound cover by JIM LEE
  • On sale APRIL 30 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
  • Combo pack edition: $4.99 US • FINAL ISSUE

This is it – the extraordinary finale of Scott Snyder and Jim Lee’s Superman saga, surrounded by an epic wraparound cover! It’s a battle in the sun as Superman and Wraith accept their destinies…and Lex Luthor pulls the trigger on his ultimate weapon!

This issue is also offered as a combo pack edition with a redemption code for a digital download of this issue.

SUPERMAN/WONDER WOMAN #7

  • Written by CHARLES SOULE
  • Art and cover by PAULO SIQUEIRA
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 9 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T
  • Combo pack edition: $4.99 US

Doomsday has awakened and the Earth and heavens tremble! And discover how Superman and Wonder Woman survived a nuclear blast!

This issue is also offered as a combo pack edition with a redemption code for a digital download of this issue.

ACTION COMICS #30

  • Written by GREG PAK
  • Art and cover by AARON KUDER
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 2 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T

Following the events of FOREVER EVIL, Superman confronts Lex Luthor – but the world has turned around for these two. The hero has become the villain and the villain the hero as forces beyond these two gather to destroy the Man of Steel, beginning with a dormant Doomsday who has crossed over from the Phantom Zone!

SUPERMAN #30

  • Written by SCOTT LOBDELL
  • Art by KEN LASHLEY
  • Cover by ANDY KUBERT
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 23 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

Every man, woman and child in Smallville has suddenly fallen into a coma while the citizens of the Bottled City of Kandor begin to rise again. Meanwhile, Superman has his hands full as Doomsday cuts a swath of destruction through the heart of the earth itself!

SUPERGIRL #30

  • Written by TONY BEDARD
  • Art by EMANUELA LUPACCHINO
  • Cover by KENNETH ROCAFORT
  • On sale APRIL 16 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

In “Red Daughter of Krypton” part 2 of 3, the newest, most powerful Red Lantern finally meets her match! Worldkiller-1 is a cosmic menace from the darkest recesses of Kara’s past, and he will gladly destroy every one of her crimson teammates to get to her…

SUPERBOY #30

  • Written by AARON KUDER
  • Art by JORGE JIMENEZ
  • Cover by KEN LASHLEY
  • On sale APRIL 9 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T

A FOREVER EVIL aftermath issue! Superboy is returning to the world post-FOREVER EVIL, but it may not be strong enough to survive this twisted Teen of Steel and his allies from the future. His plan is simple: Wipe out all Super Heroes!

ALL-STAR WESTERN #30

  • Written by JUSTIN GRAY and JIMMY PALMIOTTI
  • Art by STAZ JOHNSON
  • Backup art by JOSE LUIS GARCIA-LOPEZ
  • Cover by DAN PANOSIAN
  • On sale APRIL 23 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T+

Now back in the Old West, Hex finds readjusting to his old life a bit more difficult than he expected – especially when he finds out that there’s a NEW Jonah Hex! Plus: This extra-sized issue features a back-up story drawn by the legendary Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez that introduces Madam 44 to The New 52!

TEEN TITANS ANNUAL #3

  • Written by SCOTT LOBDELL
  • Art and cover by KENNETH ROCAFORT
  • On sale APRIL 30 • 48 pg, FC, $4.99 US • RATED T

Skitter finally returns to the team – and it’s perfect timing, because the Teen Titans are going to need all the power they can muster in this final battle against the man known as Harvest! Plus, the team must deal with the staggering betrayal by one of their own!

TEEN TITANS #30

  • Written by SCOTT LOBDELL
  • Art by TYLER KIRKHAM and ART THIBERT
  • Cover by KENNETH ROCAFORT
  • 1:25 MAD Variant cover
  • On sale APRIL 23 • 40 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T • FINAL ISSUE

In the wake of FOREVER EVIL, The Titans return to learn that Harvest has grown more powerful in their absence! And with the body of Jon Lane Kent gone from its chamber, Harvest is marshaling all the resources of N.O.W.H.E.R.E. to get it back! All this and the return of Bunker and Beast Boy!

I honestly can’t stand this continuous cycle of: Stan and Kyle fall out (over a stupid reason and it’s out of character) it spans over a couple of episodes, a scene of them making up is virtually non existent, and it’s unclear if they are best friends again, then it repeats itself next season.

They need to stop doing that, either give them a proper reconciliation scene, or stop making them randomly fall out with each other if they don’t intend to go anywhere with it.

And don’t tell me “it’s South Park” - that’s no excuse for shitty writing, when I KNOW Trey can do better.

Thoughts on Weiners Out

I’m really happy with the kyman tension in this episode. There was great potential for jealousy. I’m a bit concerned right now though.

For one thing, there was no one who attempted to oppose the idea by the end of this episode. Kyle was the last one standing and he caved at the very end. I’m pretty sure this is the first time he’s done this without changing his mind or just not conforming at all. But maybe not maybe this will be like south park is gay and Kyle will just stop protesting by the end of the season and be like God damn it what am I doing I want things to go back to normal no more protests, and I gotta get through to Cartman and stop him from being a cuck.

Bros I honestly thought Kyle was gonna break his phone, but nope, he conformed. God damn it.

I still kind of think Heidi is an ad. Only because Cartman seems to be hypnotized but somehow at the same time playing up that he has a girlfriend to make Kyle jealous.

In closing, I never thought I’d see the day where Cartman became the faithful man servant to a random chick, but here it is. I hope that changes. I miss the old cartman, I miss the old KYLE!

But Stan always stays the same doesn’t he? Abandoning Kyle the second his popularity is at stake. How surprising… >>

Also where the fuck is Kenny lol

KYLE: Stan. Stan, just.
KYLE: You’re absolutely wasted right now, dude.
STAN: I knew you were gonna say that!
KYLE: Because it’s true!
KYLE: I’m surprised you’re even slightly upright as it is, honestly!

STAN: It’s what you always say! ‘Stan, you’re drunk!’ 'Stan, you don’t know what you’re doing!’ 'Stan, you’re a dense butthole!’
KYLE: I have never said the last thing.
KYLE: Okay, maybe a few times, but.
STAN: I’m trying to tell you feelings, and you just.
STAN: You always gotta have some excuse.
STAN: This is the real deal, man, and you gotta take me seriously!

KYLE: Dude, okay, calm right down.
KYLE: Can’t we just. Talk about this tomorrow? Later?
STAN: There you go! Telling me what to do again!
KYLE: Oh my God.
STAN: I just poured my heart out, onto your face, and it’s like you don’t even care.
STAN: You don’t give a shit, Kyle.
STAN: And that sucks.
KYLE: I do care!
KYLE: You’re my best friend, you ass! Of course I give a shit!
KYLE: I’m just trying to stop you from doing impulsive shit you’re gonna regret later!

STAN: Why would I regret that?
STAN: Do you regret that?
KYLE: … No.
STAN: You hesitated.
KYLE: I was thinking!
STAN: About the word 'no’.
KYLE: I am really not gonna argue about this with you when you’re this plastered, dude.
KYLE: It’s just. So not the time.

STAN: Fine. Then I guess we’ll just never talk about it.
KYLE: Apparently not! Since you can’t seem to say shit to me when you’re sober anymore!

STAN: Fuck you, Kyle.

KYLE: Wow, that’s real mature.
STAN: YOU’RE real mature.
KYLE: You’re just so eloquent.

STAN: Wanna. Y'know what else I am?
KYLE: What.
STAN: Gonna puke.
KYLE: Dude, sick!

[TO BE CONTINUED]