kuzco's-new-groove

So in the Road to El Dorado...

  Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like

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DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DISNEY MADE ALL THESE TV SHOWS BASED OFF THEIR MOVIES

AND THEY HAD LIKE RIDICULOUS CROSSOVERS

YES, THAT IS HERCULES WITH ALADDIN

AND THEY HAD THESE NEW VILLAINS

(Lady La from Legend of Tarzan)

(NOS-4-A4 from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)

(Mozenrath from Aladdin)

AND THEY HAD LIKE DARK VERSIONS OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS AND IT WAS RLY TRIPPY. THAT’S LIKE DARK JANE THERE FROM LEGEND OF TARZAN

AND THIS ONE’S CHAOS ALADDIN

AND HERE’S EVIL BUZZ LIGHTYEAR

AND THESE WERE ACTUAL EPISODE TITLES THAT WERE RIDICULOUS PUNS

SORRY FOR THAT LONG POST BUT JUST

I REMEMBERED THESE TODAY AND I LOST IT

The Signs as Disney Dudes (princes, parents and such)

Aries: Kristoff

Taurus: Gaston

Gemini: Flynn Ryder

Cancer: Hiro Hamada

Leo: Hans

Virgo: Dr. Facilier

Libra: Prince Naveen

Scorpio: Kuzco

Sagittarius: Rafiki

Capricorn: Li Shang

Aquarius: Peter Pan

Pisces: Mr. Smee

  • The Plot: So, is everything ready for tonight?
  • Lemony Snicket: Oh, yeah. I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
  • The Plot: Not the dinner. You know...
  • Lemony Snicket: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Monty, the poison chosen especially to kill Monty, Monty's poison. That poison?
  • The Plot: Yes! That poison.
  • Lemony Snicket: Got you covered.

“Why should you be Kuzco’s wife?” 

“I’m the daughter of the sultan of Agrabah, it would be for the best if our countries united.” 
“You might be royalty, but I have read enough books to know how to rule a kingdom. You definitely want my knowledge.” 
“Well, I have saved China. I can lead any troop in battle to success.” 
“Pff, I’m palls with the God of the dead, how much benefits won’t that give you?” 
“I’m the daughter of a God of the sea. Do you really want a mortal human as your wife?” 


You got some hard decisions there Kuzco, choose carefully. x3 

Make sure to check out Miss Disney 2017, which will be a Disney crossover roleplay set around the theme of Kuzco choosing his wife. :) The auditions are already flooding in, so catch up now and see which your favorite is.

 I’ve had the idea of making something with Kuzco choosing a wife for a while (like 2015 for a while), but just never gotten around to it, then miss disney posted the new contest and I finally decided to do it xD